Mormons are at my door. I'm hiding in my room waiting for

>>75518949
Let them in and have a conversation about our Lord Jesus Christ

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>>75518949
Damn, I bet that was scary.

>>75518949
open the door and told those faggot to fuck off and never come breaking your balls again, you beta fag

Open the door and tell them you're a jew

Just tell them you're not interested, they're generally less pushy than Jehovahs witnesses

>>75518949
>not answering the door naked

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>>75519019
How would that help?

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>>75518949
Play some heavy metal and tell them you believe in la Santa Muerte and el Diablo. They'll never come back.

>>75519084
They'll either wander away after saying something polite or absolutely chimp the fuck out. It's a risk but a worthwhile one either way.

>>75519084
it'd give you a good story to tell

>sorry, I'm not interested. Thanks anyway though and I hope you have a good day

>>75518949
Are they like Jehovah's Witnesses, old fella stopped me for 10 minutes to talk about all that not too long ago

Is it possible to seduce one?

>>75520894
They travel in pairs, I think their urges for butt stuff are satisfied