/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>>75506409
why the fug do these exist

they sell them at the liquor store i frequent

>>75506245
It was already heated when i bought it
I never liked it enough to want another though. But it pobably uses less dogmeat than mickdicks

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who knows this game

*gets ready to jerk off*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcbr5l4xCNs&t=786s

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>>75506409
Never round your exchange

Hey guys can I use one or two of you as a reference for some job interviews? I'll need to get your contact information. Thanks

>>75506571
really depends on the job

>>75506592
Help desk

>>75506623
where at

>>75506702
government

>>75506416
he complains about every kind of government help.
government scholarships and student loans too too, which now he doesn't have to take out because the government is paying him 4x the amount he should be paid. it's the same thing

*waits for mexico to make another post*

>the orange ducks
https://youtu.be/qK0cGLd2Bes

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>>75506880

big
mexican
boobies

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>>75506969
you try very hard

>>75507059
give me cigg bruh

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does anyone actually like this guy or do they just watch it as a test of their cringe fortitude?

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>>75507059

>>75506796
yeah, maybe he doesn't look at it that way
it's kinda the same, but he's actually doing shit that's more beneficial
think about it

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*looks at you in korean*

>>75506449
Pickles are so fucking disgusting I hate them so much.

>>75507196
yeah but why is he being paid more than someone doing the same work?

>>75507415
what about pickled onions?

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>>75507177
dumb boy slut

*faps to 3d*
Breakfast of champions tbqh

>>75507463
lucky fucker that got into the right construction company or contractor. but once the job is done he's going back to $15 an hour
i have a friend in oregon that goes to nevada for two weeks out of the year to work underneath a contractor that does gold mining
in those two weeks he makes about 10k. that's way more than he makes doing his regular job. it's just how it goes

*faps in 3d(anes)*
junkfood desu

>>75506765
sent

*lurks and closes tab workout without posting *

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>america is lewding me again

might steal someone's benzos to calm my nerves a bit

*steals canada's stolen benzos*

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THIS IS POLIC

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>>75507895
polic?

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don't shoot!! i'm just a cute girl

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>>75507949
>putting her disgusting cigarrete inside my car

>>75508000
thats marijuana

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>>75508000
*puts ashes on you car board*

Just watched Predator
Omfg i fucking love Arnol Schwarznegar so much.

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*screencaps and posts this on reddit*

thanks for the free karma. nothing personal, kiddo

>>75508114
great movie
i remember watching it with my dad as a kid
that and rambo first blood

Haven't eaten today
Really really dizzy

>>75508114
So much that you cant even spell his name correctly

You guys can thank me for making /cum/ famous on reddit years ago

https://www.reddit.com/user/meme_expert420

>>75508176
Look nyigga let me tell you some
Better go take some medison

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>toronto is cia

I used to be one of many CIAs. Those days are behind me now

and I'm not fat

Realistically speaking, if i'm a Chad, what are the chances of me hooking up with a female officer when she pulls me over?

>>75508444
0%

https://youtu.be/if8-8YxET4g

thread theme

Realistically speaking, if I'm a nigger, what are the chances of me getting shot by a officer if I get pulled over?

>>75508614
pretend you're pulling a gun on them and youll get shot no problem

>>75508497
>>75508651
Thanks anon, couldn't have made it without you.

>>75507959
Gonna need a shotgun for this

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this makes me want to impregnat a girl

>>75508391
You were the worst cia

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>>75509078

>>75509272
Won't be reading this

kys

say my name

This is gonna be the year bros.
Gonna get myself a Korean gf.

>>75506796
Are you talking about me

>>75509272
>die die die die die


Do Japanese posters actually say this?

someone answer my question before i go apeshit on your ass

>>75509985
no

dude bro man dude man BRO

>>75510001
*goes apeshit on your ass*

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>>75510068
*goes ass shit on your ape*

>>75509767
yes

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>>75510281
GIVE ME BACK MY POOP

>odds get /fit/
>evens continue to be lazy

>>75510392
Excellent choice. Becoming fit is a fucking waste of time

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>>75506544

It was one of my favorites growing up, I used to play the demo, until finally got able to buy the CD in the ToysRUs, it cost 20 bucks.

Remember the pixelated taser cable, also the mindblowing graphics in the cinema trailers.

1 and 3 were one of the best games for the PSX.

I miss the 1999-2001 era :(

>>75500000
>>75500000
>>75500000
>>75500000

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>>75507949

*cranks that soulja boy*

>>75510620
Lol true

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yikes

Going to kill myself before I turn 38 lol

do you think poltards would be more sympathetic if they saw the Wire?

>>75511547
i watched the first episode of the wire four years ago and now i hate cops

>>75511897
word

Some awful good leddit tears about this whole Paris agreement thing

Hello Ameri-kangz

>>75512217
china invented the pollution conspiracy so we wouldn't be able to compete at home!!!!!!!!!!!

what paris agreement thing?

*makes the ok hand sign*

Be polite pls

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one of my co workers writes really shittily written and snotty sounding emails

she uses weird phrases that are grammatically incorrect, randomly capitalizes things, and puts question marks on statements

it annoys the shit out of me desu

>>75512783
Hmm?
perhaps You should try and be a little more inviting?

>>75512783
>wind in the willows

nice

>>75512856
what do you mean?

>>75512783
tfw women didn't learn how to write because they never play online PC games
feels bad

>>75513186
my male co workers who never played online pc games can write just fine

>>75513186
online pc games teach you how to type quickly not well

my english skills have deteriorated thanks to the internet i just type at 100wpm now

>>75513219
fuck you man my theory was sound
IT'S ALL I GOT!!!!!!!!

Why does this guy texas guy impersonate South Dakota? Is it because he doesnt want people to know he posts here all day? The impersonation isn't even well done.

>>75513290
you fucked up because you can't come up with sentence structure on the fly, which is why you ain't got no commas mothafucka

>>75513354
when i actually apply myself i can write in english fine; its just that i never take the time anymore unless im writing something for college

>>75513433
that's the point--there shouldn't be any time involved, it should just be natural

>>75513543
english comes naturally to me, i just don't have the syntax or vocabulary I could have if i applied myself

>>75513626
i don't like niggers and don't have a problem with black people

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaHdj5UkuF0

>tfw you will never live in Phoenix, Arizona with your wife and three children

>>75513755
pretty ugly entrance
my arizona home had this wide open space after the door with these beautiful roman-white pillars

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>wanting to live in the sun corner
>wanting to live in the suburbs
>wanting to live in the suburbs of Pheonix, AZ

why are some people such plebeians?

>>75513857
i ain't going into the country for some faggot 0.5 mbs/down

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>you will never live in a suburban desert hellhole

>>75513838
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>75513879
thats why there are cities in the east with comfy 100 year old suburbs

>>75513973
wtf why would you want to live in a city
loud ass mothafuckas with no yard space

>>75514005
>loud ass mothafuckas with no yard space
I have a yard, and there are noise curfews where I live. Not everything is a CHI/dindu infested hellhole like in america

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the mcdonalds orange pekoe and mcmuffins are better than tim hortons can someone update this coffee frog please?

>>75514181
tim hortons coffee and food fucking sucks desu

it's all bland as fuck and the coffee is just plain gross

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> 3 hours
>116 posts

>>75514240
ya it's really not good

>>75514174
>be woman
>have nice tits and face
>become rich and famous
muh oppreshun

>>75514047
what eastern city phaggot

>>75514324
montreal

successful completed a phone interview today, will be going to their office downtown tomorrow for the real deal

$13hr/hr + commission will be the highest paying job i've ever had, and its full time too. Im gonna be rolling in it.

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$27/hour job soon as long as I don't totally fuck it up

>>75514438
is this with your qualifications in IT?

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I like anime

But I don't like niggers

>>75514462
yeah

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>>75514438
thanks brah

*winks at you*

>>75514482
tell me more

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>>75514479
We have a nigger here who mostly posts anime, thoughts?

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>>75514603
Ummm I'm that nigger

>>75514536
about what? I got a college diploma in sysadminy stuff and did a year of co-op, now I'm qualified for entry level help desk jobs

i have money i can spend frivilously

what should i buy?

Im half ass studying spanish. Just the basicd so i can pick up the rest later.


I already self studied japanese.


Whats the mexican general here?

>>75514650
camwhore attention

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edition ayayayayay

>>75514698
friend of mine got into serious cc debt doing that

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>>75514638
>here comes dat Urkel
OH SHIT WHADDUP BOI?

>>75514676
what level jlpt test have you passed

>>75514676
right here
>>75514751
>>75514751
>>75514751

Do you think they destroyed the matrix after neo won?
Seems like a cool place to spend the weekend.

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>>75514760
Why do you call me Urkel? I'm nothing like him.

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why would i need camwhore attention?

ill be getting a gf this year ;)

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>>75514796
in it right now

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>>75514257
i swear they have a special machine that removes the flavor from foods

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>>75514857
>black
>not acting like thug lyfe nigga
>interested in nerdy weed shit
>not like Urkel
O I am laffin

>>75514764
Im about at JLPT3 or so. Never taken the test but at thia point its just grinding i already know most of the grammar concepts.


For spanisg i just want to do 10 minutes on an anki deck learn how the grammar works and have it in my knowledge and pick it up naturally since I live in america.


I just want a basic understanding. Not trying to be a polygot or nothing. Just idk maybe i should get a job so i dont pursue random hobbies. I still have technology to learn lol.

mu ck wg wsg g s4s v tv o out int

>>75514904
This game was the ultimate comfort

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wish i had a nice white skinned gf

>>75514947
If you live in a place with lots of spanish a lot of businesses like bilingual spanish speakers

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>>75514996
>it will never be the 2016 election again
Feels bad man, 2016 was a good year for habbenings

>>75514996
LOL that made my little autistic ego laugh.

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>>75514935
Umm I'm pretty niggerish

I've chimped out once or twice before

>>75514947
very nice, have you put your japanese skills to fun use? like playing a video game in japanese or reading some anime shit?

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>>75515046
Same

>>75515087
rip in rip harambe

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>>75515144
poor claire has lost it

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>>75515112
>I've chimped out once or twice before
Tell me the tale

>>75515123
I can play basic JRPGs fine. Final Fantasy etc
>>75515082
True also im gay and hot so i get a beaner boy to teach me also

>>75515046
>>75515144
>>75515177
>Attractive white women
>Not allowed to look

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>>75515046
>>75515144
>tfw the only shitskins white women want are niggers for one thing only

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>>75515224
what did toothpaste mean by this?

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Who knew liberals actually have morals after all

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>>75515224
no idea what this means

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>>75515180
Well I fought this kid over a piece of paper

>>75515252
Ummm don't believe the memes bud

>>75515252
I thought spic/white was the most common interracial couple in the USA?

>>75515264
>>75515284
I'm a moor living in a white country

>>75515177
She was always mediocre at best. Go to any high school in the country and there's always at least one chick who triumphs this basic bitch, even in the smallest towns.

Go to any major city and do the same, literally 100 chicks just as hot if not hotter. I don't know how even half these chicks always posted on here get lusted after so hard. Sure I'd fuck the living shit out of her and brag about it day and night, sure. But spending year after year posting the same cunt? Fucking hell....

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all my friends are married now

>>75514337
embarrassing
T.Toronto fag

>>75515302
Yeah, Spic female, white male. It's literally the exact opposite when you flip the script.

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>>75515287
That's a weak ass chimpout Urkel. I wanted something like this.

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>>75515312
it's the pointy elbows, right?

>>75515224
wat bedoel je daarmee

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv0iUKb80C8

>>75515329
i hate your personality

Fuck whypipo

>>75515424
I hate your shit common taste

>>75515391
I-i don't u-understand.
>>75515393
Ik ben een Marokkaantje ik mag niet naar blanke vrouwen kijken van blanke mannen.

Drumpf is okay tho

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trump is a meme. lol

>>75515484
Did you actually think the internet was a good idea?

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>>75515367
>Spic female, white male.
wtf I love latinas now!

>>75515474
>I-i don't u-understand.

totally replied to the wrong person. My apologies mohammed al salem

>>75515520
Okay :-)

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>>75515350
Well when are you going to get married?

>>75515387
Sorry, I was the quiet kid who rarely got into trouble

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>>75515484
memes

>>75515350
You can marry me if you want

>>75515511
What's hilarious is this chick isn't even mediocre, not even for Hispanic women. She's ugly as fuck and the only thing keeping her from being bottom barrel is she isn't overweight or obese like every non-dime piece Latina.

Let's not forget how she ended up getting knocked up by her own cousin, then faded away.

>>75515545
that better NOT be a simpsons representation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

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>>75515542
Hence the nickname Urkel

>Trump loses election and makes dumb tweets
>No one cares
>Trump wins the election and makes dumb tweets
>Instant dank meme
The rest of the world should be thanking us

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>>75515557
meet me half way to Vegas

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do you guys dispatch mice after catching them in glue traps?

>>75515621
Where do you live?

>>75515573
>She's ugly as fuck
Probably why she spent time around this part of the internet instead of instagram.

>>75515647
I mean, I'm a clean person so mice aren't an issue.Do you live in a stable?

Hey, American, gib American wife. pls.

>>75515650
closer to you than you think

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>>75515647
Why's he bleeding from a glue trap?
Also I prefer good old fashion mousetraps
Had a picture of one I caught but my old shitty phone corrupted the SD card it was on and I lost it so have this stock photo instead

>>75515647
how is it bleeding
I'd rather use the old neck-snapping traps

>>75515647
I used to let them go free in a distant park, sometimes I'd just drown them if I couldn't make the trip.

>>75515705
ok..

you have CAD$90k in cash, or about USD$3.50

what do?

>>75515679
>3000$

The dollar sigh goes in front

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>>75515686
Why would you want an American wife?

>>75515686
[Error]

Please choose a color.

>>75515679
If you invest well that 500k lump sum could be worth a lot more than the annuity. Also, you wouldn't have to suck Amy Schumer's toes.

>>75515749
Buy Canadian gov't bonds, oh wait Trudeau got rid of those.

>>75515467
you dont know what my taste is

>>75515686
No Slavic Igor not allowed to racemix with inbred American monkeys.

And the award to the most beautiful girl of this week goes to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxB2SlkJc54

>>75515782
more like Trudon't

>>75515671
apartment building, it's not uncommon to get mice in a clean environment, this was last winter, they sneak in wherever they can to avoid the cold
>>75515714
i shot him in the head so he wouldnt starve/dehydrate to death
>>75515719
boolit
>>75515730
then they will just terrorize someone else

>>75515679
500k because she isn't going to age well at all

ore like JUSTin DUDEau

>>75515670
No shit, but every /pol/tard this side of the Mississippi looks at her like she's a win for them or some shit (which is funny since it literally goes against most of their ideals).

I could point out some actually true 10/10 Latinas with white guys, some even completely out of their league if they weren't white, yet this site loves to always go back to this worthless cunt... Meme's have killed the internet if not the World at this point, I truly believe this.

>>75515826
that's a dude, ese

>Somehow my professor gives me an F for a calculus class
>Email him about it
>This 81 year old professor somehow had me registered in not 1, not 2, but THREE of his classes

Why are old people even allowed to live

>>75515686
pussia uife rib you

>>75515796
Read you like a book. Nobody cares, fuck off.

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Hi, I'm from the PNW

>>75515773
Cuz I want to live in America.

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the madman

>>75515940
you've never read anything retard

>>75515714
also, i find these traps never work

all the mice i've had in my apartment seem to be trap shy, putting the glue traps along the walls seems to work far better

lmao wtf am i even going to do with 90k

[spoiler]...yes it's already invested[/spoiler]

>>75515973
the leader we need

>>75516035
You can't buy love tho

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Do black american girls like eastern slavs?

>>75516039
fix your flags nigger

>>75516066
they don't know what a slav is

>>75515973
Based

>>75516066
stfu whitey

all the new claire abbott shit is really not as good as her early stuff

white girls age quick

>>75516066
I like eastern slavs

>>75516066
>Do black american girls like eastern slavs?
Well, they certainly don't know what a slav is.

They know what money is, though

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>>75516088
AAAA NIGGER BUTTHURT!! AXAXAXAXAXAX!!!!1

>>75516128
Marry me please.

I saw the first cool VR game

It's star trek and you can play as the captain of the ship, or the pilot or the weapons guy.

Too bad VR is nothing more than a really expensive gimmick.

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Is squirt porn real or just pissing?

>>75516208
yes

>>75516193
Do you like boys?

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The Okanagan is the best region in Canada. Prove me wrong.

>>75516208
it's piss with a minute amount of pussy lube

it's been tested by scientists

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fucking hate brits

>>75516257
Sure, I'm bi

>>75516390
ok. I've wanted to visit Russia for a while

>>75516434
Gib skype then.

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hawaii has a cool flag

>>75516479
>Cuck stamp
No

>>75515982
I really hit a soft spot with this basic bitch didn't I? I literally go take a shit and come back and you're still blathering on... For fucks sake get a life you fucking loser.

>>75516066
Yes, it's just like Danila in Brat 2.

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Ummm wtf

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>>75516479

>>75516513
why do you post la you're so retarded

>>75516571
based RI.

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is masturbation a sin?

>>75516460
noh

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>Why yes, I am a pagan.

>>75516633
probably

>>75516633
Yes but unironically this time

>>75516571
Southwest confirmed for plebshits

>>75516633
No, jerking it is a virtue.

I have no idea where or what Arkansas is

>>75516796
meme state in the south

full of undesirables

>>75516796
Bill Clinton is from here.

>>75516828
No one asked you

>>75516796
me either

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can't think of anything to waste money on

>>75516828
This sounds plausible enough

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>>75516633

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I WANT A BLACK PRINCESS!!!!

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Really NEED a French gf ASAP

dutch gf

>>75516922
>>75516947
this is an 18+ board

>>75516947
french girls are identical to every other girl around you

cept the asians

>>75516922
>>75516947

you could always go outside

>>75516920
You could change don't masturbate to don't kill people and the image would be just as valid

>>75516922
You can come stay with me and try to pick up black grills

No promises on the quality tho

don't want an asian gf

>>75516998
what about it

>>75517005
Gib skype.

>>75517044
I don't use skype

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>>75516610
>la

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Really want to hold a girls feet buds

>>75517057
Okay, gib some contacts.

>>75517158
fuck off fk proxy. I already filtered G*rmany

At Wal-Mart now. Getting my car's oil changed.

>>75517204
Discord? Steam?

>>75517160
Good thing I only fly American, literally.

filtering germany greatly improved the quality of my life

>>75517226
Shart somewhere
Unless you're not a real American

>>75517226
change your own oil you femme

>>75517253
You got an interview set for that job or have you just applied?

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>>75517220
Not footkraut I just like cute feet

>>75517278
its cheaper to have a shop do it most of the time unless you have a luxury vehicle or an suv

>>75517294
interview tomorrow

>>75517341
>>75517341
>>75517341

>>75517337
not true at all
sounds like nu male excuses

>>75517226
Does your's still allow you to bring your own oil, or at least buy the 5 quart jug for cheaper inside the store, then bring it out to them?

Mine stopped a few months ago
>>75517278
Some people don't have time anymore nor the place to do it (most apartment complexes forbid such maintenance). I used to change the oil on my rotary every 500 miles, sure, that's fine, but I'm a grown ass man with way more responsibilities now than I did when I was a 16 year old punk chasing the muff around.

>>75517229
Whatever you want.