I kicked a crow and now it has been stalking me does this

crows are vengeful as fuck, so you're pretty fuarked

greece 2500 years ago: At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

greece now: a cow is stalking me

>>75492092
>>75492190
lul
better run faster op

>>75492190
He wants to kill you

>>75493737
>>75493874
it's too late, he's already dead

>>75492092
Serves you right, cunt. Don't kick birds.

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>>75494136
This.

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what the fuck

>>75496135
you're fucked my man, better leave this planet for good

>>75492092
How did you get close enough to a crow to kick it?
Name her Merks and kick it again.
In Britain and Ireland if someone is sick the last bird you want to see is a cock robin hanging around. Someone is checking out.

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>>75492092
>>75492190
how about you fuck off back to your normie site

>>75496135
ru posting from jail?

I shot some kots and yesterday a mother fucking black kot ran across my path as I was riding my bike,

what did that fucker mean by that?

>>75492092
Did you know that this kind of birds are more intelligent than the others animals ? Their brains are very complex and they have consciousness, they recognize themselves when they look at a mirror for example. You are fucked.

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>>75492092

>>75492092
>I kicked a crow
What a pathetic cunt.

>>75492092
>>75492190
have you even wondered why a group of crows is called a murder?

here's why

>>75492092
>I kicked a crow
Kys

Crows will teach other crows you are a bad person. And they will remember it for at least five years.

http://rspb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/early/2011/06/20/rspb.2011.0957?sid=81e61f61-660c-4c28-804f-41ddb89348d7

I once shot with my pellet rifle at a pair of crows chasing a magpie trying to steal his lunch away from his beak that were perched on my neighbor's rooftop antena.

hit one of the crows and he fell dead on the roof.

the other one flew off fast but later returned with a whole pack of crows and they were flying and circling around the roof creating a heck of a noise while one landed near the corpse on the antena and was cawwwww cawwwwing at it.

then in a minute they all flew away.


weirdest shit I've ever seen from a bird.

Shot that one

>>75496369
>he doesn't know greek posters are all normie redditors

I've never seen a crow in greece, magpies are everywhere though

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it wont go away man

do I just kick it again?

>>75497830
>>75499420
>>75496369
>>75492092
kill yourself pathetic samefag

>>75492092
Certainly.
>the daddy takes a stroll to a nearby shop
>a crow is in his way fiddling with something
>he shoos it out of the way and it flies up to a street light, squawking
>when the daddy comes back he sees the crow still sitting there
>and two others are on the light across the road
>as he passes under crow number one they all swoop down and attack his head
>had to run for his life