>he imagines himself being interviewed in front of a big audience

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a-are you me

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Delete

lol
didnt know such pathetic retards existed here

show your shitty youtube channel

SHUT UP

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Who?

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>he imagines himself living a comfortable life in a farmhouse far away from the city with a qt wife and a few children and important people from your country drives out far away to grovel on the ground begging you to return to your job while you shoo him away and continue to live your hermit-esque life without a care in the world

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>>75488351
stop reading my thoughts

>>75488351
that ones pretty autistic
I like it though

>mfw I realise that my internal fantasies are much better than yours

>>75488466
you mean

more autistic ?

>>75488466
>he imagines himself to have the most original and brilliant idea in the world and that his original idea would made people admire him for its brilliant-ness and originality
>tfw you read a cheap book/see a cheap flick and they had the same idea as you, mimicking even the most minor, autistic detail you thought of

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>He imagined playing his favorite song on the guitar in front of the school and impressing everyone

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>>75488199
>he imagines himself as a war hero, respected by neighbours, feared by thugs, loved by damsels

>>75488587
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>75488199
>>75488215
I thought only I did this

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>>75488199
>>75488351
>>75488587
Stop, is painful enough without you reminding me

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>He imagines himself as a tough badass who can dodge/catch punches and beat the shit out of bad guys

>>75488199
D-delete t-this.

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>he imagines himself as white

>>75488199
delete this shit immediately

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>he imagines himself as a modern cult leader in various scenarious

whenever I play video games I imagine I'm a really famous livestreamer and there's thousands of people watching me

>>75489576
piss off felix

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>he imagines himself being watched all the time

you cannot make that shit up

>He acts scenes in which he is explaining various socio-economic problems to the interviewer

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n-no

>>75488199
DELET THIS

>>75489642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

why are we so autistic

>>75488199
Christ, how boring.

>>75488351
>3DPD
Christ, how horrifying.

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GET OUT OF MY MIND

>>75488587
Christ, how autistic.

>he imagines himself stopping a muslim terrorist attack and being celebrated as a hero in his country

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>>75488569
>dream about playing in a concert since 16
>never achieved it

>>75489788
you'd probably be put in jail for a hate crime against a refugee

why are we so pathetic guys

>he imagines himself impressing qts with his knowledge of international cultures and flags and telling them about his gsg empires

>>75490204
glad I dodged this bullet

>>75488199
>>75488569
>>75489788
Literally me

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>He imagines himself dying to save his friends and the girl he loves

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>he devices perfect detailed murders in his head for random passerbyers

>>75490276
>flag

not surprising

I literally have 'international cultures' written down as a "hobby" on my resume. I don't have a job.

>>75490276
this is the only one in this thread that I cannot relate to

>he imagines living in comfy suburbs with a qt /int/ wife and mixed-culture children

>>75490359
*mixed race children

>>75488351
please stop

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>this thread

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>>75490317
non villains get the bullet too

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>he imagines surviving a catastrophic incident and saving the girl he loves and impressing her with his survival skills as they hold out until help arrives

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>he imagines himself being on a talk show where he btfos everyone

>>75490175
ugly face and small dick

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>>75490432
I actualy have fantasized about this. I imagined being caught in the mountains during a snowstorm and finding a lost American tourist girl. I make a shelter out of snow where we spend the night while lying next to eachother to keep warm

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>>75488199
Holy shit

Sometimes I imagine myself being a popular politician fixing everything wrong in this country. Like literally other world leaders would turn to me for help

>>75490175
It's not us, it's the rest of the world who are pathetic for not recognizing our genius.

>>75490175
Daydreaming is healthy and important and it's good you think of yourself of someone that can save the world.

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>he imagines himself surviving alone in a post apocalyptic world and meeting a girl that strangely looks like Ellie from Last of Us and impressing her with his survival and guitar playing skills as well as being an interesting foreigner

>He reimagines past conversations with people where He says something more clever than what He originally did

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>he imagines himself as a popular youtuber with shittons of subscribers

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>>75488199
N-NOOO
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
DO YOU WATCH ME WHILE I SHOWER ANON?! IF SO, DO YOU AGREE WITH MY POINTS ON ISLAM AND COLONIALISM?
OR DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? I TRY TO BE QUIET!
Seriously tho OP that hit too close to home.

>>75490654
Not
>he imagines himself surviving alone in a post apocalyptic world capture women and women (male), and holding them in an underground bunker as sex toys and property, offering to trade his various slaves for ammo and food and getting off on the various ways he could torment and tease the ones he keeps

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>>75490733
Of course it's an American who thinks such things

>>75490696
I can see you when you masturbate and put stuff up your bum.

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>he imagines himself wrongly sent to jail by a corrupt judge and ends up being so badass that he becomes kingpin of the prisoners and then he gets set free after an internal investigation finds him innocent.

>>75490733
t. psychopath

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>He imagines himself with powers akin to superman taking on the militaries of the countries he hates so he can kill their leaders and "save the world"

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>He imagines himself being interviewed on the Joe Rogan podcast, and giving his views on political and social issues as if people actually give a shit

>>75490758
Norwegian "products" get special treatment, cutest cunt.

>>75490782
t. Sven Cuckvorgen

>>75490774
RARE
A
R
E

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>he imagines himself stranded on a desert island for years, before being rescued, so he can see how he will look with long hair and beard.

>>75490835
ITALY
T
A
L
Y

I think we need sex desu

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>>75490830
the only way you can get laid is by enslaving women in a post-apocalypse world

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>He imagines being the leader of his own authoritarian state, and building a large war machine to conquer other nations

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>>75490433
>>75490432
STHAP

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>He imagines himself being the hero in an attempted terrorist attack - rugby tackling the terrorist from behind and disarming him before being hailed as a national hero

>he imagined being a military dictator after successful coup of EU structures.

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>>75491023
STOP READING MY MIND

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>he imagines himself being a rogue special soldier who tracks down his bullies from school, kidnaps them and tortures them in his basement while they plead for mercy

I was waiting for a thread like this for so long
>he imagines himself as a part of an intervening force in Syria and getting world-wide recognition for being a hero and defeating Isis
You can't beat me in autism

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>he imagines making really good posts on /int/ and getting tons of (you)s

>>75491278
Nice one!

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This is all so relatable. I think this is why I can't have a normal conversation with a normie.

normies are too good for us

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>he imagines himself participating at the olympics and winning at every categories with breeze

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>>75488587
>poll*cks
>warheroes

>i imagine myself dying, giving a hearbreaking, epic and historic speech and afterwards the whole world mourns about my loss

>he imagines killing himself and plays out his own funeral and takes satisfaction from imagining his family and friends mourn his loss

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>he imagine himself dying and transcending himself into the god of the universe, going back to earth with his unlimited power and impressing everyone with his new status

>>75492209
I did this but got sad tbqh, makes me not want to kill myself

>>75490512
oilshekels wont fix shit, nordic nigger

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>he imagines himself greek

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>He imagined himself impressing the girl he liked by performing at the school talent show

>>75492209
I always feel terrible about doing this one

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>he self inserts into anime

>He magines himself having power to stop, start and o back and forth in time and fucking time frozen grills and unpausing time after filling her ass with cum
>He imagines freezing time and rubbing his dick on people that ae cassually sitting and drinking coffee

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>he imagines himself impressing the girls in PE by giving 100% in football
the probably noticed

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>>75490204

>>75492425
>>75492284
I do it pretty often because it lets me live the illusion that people actually care about me

>>75491103
>>75490942
Damn, that's a good one. I will add it to the daydream list.

STOP ITS NOT FAIR

I love how you can read things on 4chan that people aren't willing to say in real life or on normie websites. It makes you realise that you aren't as much of a weirdo as you think, and it also helps you in connecting with the community of 4chan.
Truly the greatest website ever created.

>He imagines fucking the goldfish over and having infinite wishes be granted

Weird. Never done that one
but
>he imagines himself traveling the world while working as an undercover spy, using his plethora of knowledge on international subjects to establish networks of informants and setting up high profile assassinations and other types of espionage
>>75488569
you just ruined my day

Am I the only one who wants to be the supervillain and not the hero? Maybe lose and redeem myself in the end.

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>mfw I am currently imagining myself impressing the girl who just rejected me by learning to draw, and drawing her in a certain setting significant to both of us

>>75492488
>He imagines putting them in weird positions for them to be confused by when time is unfrozen
>He imagines using time freeze to fist fight the military so to them it looks like he's teleporting around

>He imagines being a side character in a movie or a tv show that steals the entire show

>>75492732
yea sometimes i miagine myself being a tyrann like stalin and hitler and killing off a whole ethnicity and raising a country from its ashes then conquering and enslaving the whole world

>>75492763
THIS

wtf I love Bosnia now

>>75492782
Dont we all?

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> he imagines being a rich businessman/ banker kind of guy.
> He imagines living the high life, driving a veyron, living in a penthouse, fucking supermodels everyday

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>he self inserts into debates on tv as one of the debaters to make him/her perform better

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>>75492590
In the real world no one knows I spend most of my time fantasizing about total political power and sexual perversion.

>>75492826
>He imagines being a pissed off hobo living on a beach harassing the fuck out of passerbiers and forming unique relationships and experiences with them.

>>75492751
Draw her favorite anime to impress her :^)

>>75492786
>Tfw im a giant slav barbarian rescued by floki and ragnar lothbrook, becoming their loyal berserker
>Have a shield with a kolovrat drawn on it, have one giant axe and a mace
>Carry the cripple on my back
>Have millions of fans

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>he imagines himself getting an epic get for which he has already prepared a statement for when the time comes

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>>75492898
B-but she's not into anime
And neither am I

>>75492950
Shit

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>>75488351
fuck you kid i will live like that one day

>>75490928
You start, I'll be right behind you

>>75490928
It changes nothing

>>75492939
this is the only kind of fantasy I have, basically I just elaborate on fictional media and make mental films about it when I'm lazying around

>>75492209
this but
>imagines their reaction to his funeral song request

>>75492758
Id just steal a lot, and smell and stroke girls hair, play with it, lick the hair part, cum in their armpits and ass, put small stones in, nothing radical

>>75492363
underrated

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>he daydreams about stopping time and raping all the hot girls in the class
>he thinks too much about it and starts thinking about the implications of moving at normal speed when time has stopped
>he thinks about how when he turns time on again he and everyone in a 50~km radius will die in a hot plasma explosion from his body moving at over the speed of light hitting molecules and compounds
>he gets sad because he overthought his fantasy and he can never have it again because it will always end in his and everyone else's death just for the sake of a few minutes of pleasure that he could just get with a prostitute

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>he imagine himself becoming a cosmonaut

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>he fantasizes about a post apocalyptic world where only civilization remaining is small meritocratic communities and after being captured by looters of one such factions he demonstrates his skills on a trade he's proficient in and is accepted into the community like ripley in aliens when she used the hauling mech

>>75493395
high finnish autism

>>75492590
A bit gay when you put it that way

>>75493296
kek wtf

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>he imagines himself calmly yet assertively dishing out thoughtfully crafted replies that thoroughly humiliate the opponent to months or even years old arguments where he remained silent or blurted something mediocre out due to social anxiety

>>75493296
Fuck you, the Earth is flat

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>>75492488
>tfw I fap to the "stop time" jav porn series

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>>75491202
>he imagines kidnapping every girl he had a crush on but who didn't share the feeling and using them as sex-slaves in a secret bunker

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>>75492732
>he fantasizes about switching sides

>He imagines having a type of slide rail lever on his spine with which he pushes all the shit out from his intestants when the shit is slow and stuck

>>75493586
Yeah I usually join the hero team as the edgy scoundrel near the end

>>75493537
Holy shit brah
I didnt know about it
Thank you very much

>>75493605
>he imagines himself being Ivanovic with the qt drooling all over him

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>>75493486
ha ha, what a pathetic looser

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>he daydreams about being able to save any point in time and go back to that moment at any time while retaining all memories, and use this to win the lottery, get perfect grades by memorizing test questions then rewinding time, and retrying fights over and over until he wins.

>>75493681
That was funny as shit

>>75493730
vidya ruined our minds. Savescumming irl would be priceless tho

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>>75493486

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>he imagines he gets a good job and everyone who rejected him will regret it

>he imagines himself having infinite wishes but realises that his wishes could easily be misconstrued so instead he imagines himself having some "Fairly Odd Parents"-esque being that only he can see that follows him around and grants his wishes accurately without question or judging him

>>75489340
>>75488199
I do both of these

>>75493863
>he imagines being a genie and granting wishes of poor fucks who rub his bottle but miscronstruing them to meet his own sexual fantasies with the wish maker as the butt of the joke
I'm really fucking good at it.

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>he acts like he is a popular youtube vlogger or a tv star where he is showing the imaginary camera what and how he is doing something

>he wishes he could turn invisible, walk into a bank and just take what ever he pleases before making a trip the the local police/military department to stock up on anything he wishes

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>He imagines himself freeing muslims from islam. "at last we see now, thank you anon"

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>he imagines himself having any kind of power and authority over a certain group of people

>>75493939
>he imagines*
FUck

>>75493939
>He imagines fucking up superheroes as a normal person, shining a flashlight in the eyes of inviso man or using guns to best super strong/super speed foes.

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>He imagines himself being funny and charismatic on a tv talk show

>he imagines that every person except himself suddenly vanishes so that he can just walk into stores and take what he wants

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> He used to imagine being a DBZ character and having adventures with Goku and friends

>he perfectly plans out the celebration ceremony for when he as leader has cleansed a european nation from all undesirables

>>75494000
Here's one I finally relate with

Normally it's Ellen

At first i laughed at this thread, theni felt comfy that i can relate, now its pretty fucking sad
We're not going to make it, are we

>>75494000
>>75494116
what a stupid and shallow thing to fantasize about

>>75494125
me, personally, I am not

>>75494078
And then there is only one qt grill left and i act same as she does, confused and scared but i know whats up

>>75494125
look, you live in second world country. just stop the computer, go outside, and enough things will happen to you in one day than our lives in a year.

>>75494116
ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgZM-05i6kQ

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>>75490816

>>75488199
>>75489340
>>75493966
this

>>75494282
Im at work rn and later ihave to be a normie somewhere else
Id starve or become homeless and starve if i neetd

I daydream about her talking to me again after all this time

I work for no one and I study for no one, Im alone

>>75491261
>meanhwile his southern territory is still occupied by ISIS

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>He imagines being charming and funny around girls instead of awkward, nervous, and creepy

>>75494346
alright, so there is hope for you

I want to go on Jerry Springer and get booed by the audience

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>>75494125

Some of us are too far down the rabbit hole im afraid

>>75494357
At least its not half of it

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>he imagens the shock

>he imagine himself as an alpha male that get all pussies all over the world.

>>75494504
>IMAGINE MAH SHURK WHEN THE MAN'S TRAIN METEOR

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>>75490789
this, but "establish communism" instead of "save the world"

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>>75488199
>he doesnt

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>he imagines moving to a foreign country and how that would magically make him sociable and likeable

>>75494564
>robbing people is acceptable to him

>>75492209
I do this sometimes
Would play Debussy

>>75494620
He is an Anglo, of course robbing people is acceptable to him

>he imagines having superman's powers

not asking for much desu

>he imagine himself being surrounded by anons from different countries but those are just selfmade proxies

>>75493060
Mine is Don't Stop Me Now, while they lower my coffin

What's yours

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>he imagines being a warren buffet character with an average (but happy) family life, yet immeasurable wealth and influence

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>he imagines safely talking about his dark fantasies in a honeypot thread

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>he imagines his country being invaded
>he imagines himself as the leader of the underground resistance movement and later beloved leader of the country, obtaining a qt wife in the process

>reddit

>>75492209
most of us would probably choose a shitty meme song as well
>SOME FOLK ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

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>he fantasizes about being an alpha loaded chad living in a private tropical island with a harem of prime pussy.

No matter what kind of sick, unreal or perverted fantasy there is ITT, it always ends in getting a gf

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>he imagines again how he saves that stranger with a mask during zombie apocalypse, which turns out to be a qt girl

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>>75494775
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>he imagines having a gf

>>75488199
I always imagine being the chancellor of Germany and giving interviews in front of a camera

>he invents and designs games that will never be played

>>75494941
ahhhhh

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>>75494765
He imagines he even had a chance at doing something great ever

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>>75492732
>he fantasises about being a good man whom falls from grace and is corrupted by the evils around him, becoming the villain with such agony and anger in his heart that the very mention of his name sends chills up the spine

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>he imagines being the supreme leader of his country, and creating an übermenschen race out of his people by practicing strict eugenics.

>>75494941
I've written amazing stories and scripts for movies in my head but I'm the only one who will ever experience them

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>he imagines himself driving across pacific coast America in a convertible during the summer, picking up and falling in love with a qt hitchhiker girl and having the time of your life, soundtracked to "the music sounds better with you"

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>>75495016
right in the feel

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>he imagines himself making it as an artist or musician and proving those who doubted and bullied him that even an underdog can excel in life

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> He remembers embarrassing/autistic moments in his life then paces the room muttering "holy fuck I'm going to fucking kill myself what a fuck up I am"

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>he imagines being someone else

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>>75495142
mine is just "DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH"

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>he imagines how much better his life would be if he was born a girl

>he imagines himself at a class reunion, having his life together, with all the former class girls secretly regretting not having made a move on him back then and now trying to get it on with him

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>he imagines himself as a militiaman taking part in a popular uprising

>he imagines himself being interviewed on his political opinions after said uprising

>he imagines people discussing how fascinating and mysterious he was, decades after his death

>>75495315
why couldn't you do that

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>he imagines himself being a sucesfull businessman making contracts for locally sourced somewhat futuristic infrastructure projects that help making thirdworld countries more sovereign and less shitty

>he imagines himself being able to speak a hard language like Russian or Arabic perfectly and impressing everyone, to the point that native speakers think you are one too

More about sports, particularly cricket

When I go out for longer drives I pretend I'm on talkback radio and go on long rants about the game

>>75490204
literally did once have a half an hour long discussion with one bloke about our favourite flags while a girl sat there in silence ama

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>>75495315

I do that last one, i imagine the history channel running shows detailing my life and various controversial programs about how my achievements could only be possible if i was an alien/lizard person

>>75492209
hahaha..... stop

good thread

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>>75488587

>>75493922
Reminds me a bit of that old Twilight Zone episode "the man in the bottle". The guys last wish was to be a powerful ruler of a great nation and he became Hitler in his bunker just before his suicide.

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>he imagined being invited on stage at a concert and impressing the crowd with his stage presence
>he imagined turning invisible and spying on his crush get changed
>he imagined taking a call in front of classmates and speaking fluently in a foreign language hence sparking their interest
>he imagined being a great footballer who would take his local side to the Champion's League

WHY

>>75495709
>he imagined being a great footballer who would take his local side to the Champion's League

anon...

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>He randomly remembers embarrassing situations from up to 10 years ago and starts twitching and swearing to himself

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>>75492763

Watafaaak stop

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>>75495805

I mostly fantasize about having never been born so nothing here applies to me

>>75490669
This is a very known and observable reaction https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'esprit_de_l'escalier

>he imagines being Daffy Duck in an eternal stream of Looney Tunes cartoons

>>75495843
>received
no wonder your suicide rates are skyrocket high

>>75493296
lel

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>he fantasises about falling through the borders of Gensokyo and living out the rest of his days with the 2hus

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>he imagines himself going out with a bang

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>>75495709
>he imagined taking a call in front of classmates and speaking fluently in a foreign language hence sparking their interest

irish?

>>75495805
Fucking hell man. Is there a name for that type of behaviour?

>>75496686
"autism"

>>75493934
GTFO of my mind.

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>>75496662
DELET THIS

>>75496765
Is it actually autism? I have been speculating for a while now that i might have autism but i am still not 100% sure. I really hope it's not.

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>>75496279
Ahahah, what a loser, I bet he also daydreams about being in some sort of romantic relationship with the underage-looking girls there, what a creep!

>>75496830
nah mate calm down. Most people do shit like that

>>75495709
>he imagined taking a call in front of classmates and speaking fluently in a foreign language hence sparking their interest
fug

jesus christ r9k is sure as hell in here, why dont you wojaks all fuck off to there

>>75496964
bondship between countries through feels is the same as /r9k/

>>75497026
forgot my meme arrow

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>>75496838

The one hes in the romantic relationship with is at least 40

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>"according to the results of your aptitude test you can apply for almost any job you like but according to the psychologist interview you just went through the results show that you have depression and our company can't hire people with mental illnesses"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my gosh i thought i was the only one doing this

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>>75497200
>gosh

>>75495709
>he imagined taking a call in front of classmates and speaking fluently in a foreign language hence sparking their interest
DELET REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>he imagines being happy

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>he imagined he would start doing that thing tomorrow

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>he imagined the girl in high school liked him back but both were to shy to say anything

>>75497843
'Actually, a lot of girls wanted to fuck me, but I was too dumb to notice, I swear!''

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>>75488199
>>75489340
>>75490942
>>75491103
STOP

IT WILL HAPPEN

YOU WILL ALL SEE

>>75494607
I actually did this. It didn't work out too well.

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>he imagines himself living in ancient times and changing the course of history using his modern knowledge

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>>75497843
too close to home there mate

>>75497843
is delusionally believing this to be true better or worse than if it were actually true?

>>75495709
>he imagined taking a call in front of classmates and speaking fluently in a foreign language hence sparking their interest

This thread is making me uncomfortable

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>he mumbles to himself as he imagines having everyday conversations where he tells people about himself, what he did yesterday, etc

>>75498692
TOO FAR

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>this thread

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>>75496279
Why does this apply to me?

>>75494607
>>75493934
>>75493730

stop now

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>>75498291
>Can't even make friends in Nepal, AKA the friendliest country on earth

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delet this thread

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>he imagines being the first human to make contact with an alien race thus becoming the ambassador of humanity to their homeworld and getting a qt blue gf in the process

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>he imagines he has to play a wicked guitar solo in front of his former highschool, and despite not knowing how to play the guitar is confident the talent will just "come to him" in the time of need

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>he imagines himself as a brave passerby citizen who walks towards a crowd of rioting niggers who somehow are here in Kazakhstan temporarily while all local cops are afraid to make a move
>he imagines himself covering a cop who collapsed and fainted from a stone hurled by a nigger with his cop shield, taking his baton and just confidently brisky walking into the crowd of niggers
>he imagines blocking and breaking a glass bottle hurled towards him with a baton and keep walking
>he imagines the fear in the eyes of niggers as they realize who they are up against
>he imagines a nigger later giving an interview about how they thought I was the Devil and had the eyes of a mad person

>>75494312
Holy shit that was so autistic

>>75499680
that is autistically specific

>he imagines fucking girls he knows pierre woodman style

>>75499792
recent development

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>>75488199

Fuck you, I don't even visit this board, I just stumbled over this on the frontpage

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> He imagines being a highly skilled ninja who works for an international espionage organisation
> He imagines himself teleporting behind enemies and cutting them up with his ancient katana while delivering cool/edgy one liners
> He imagines being super popular with the ladies, but not giving a single fuck about it

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>>75490235
Stop this.
Now.

>he comes up with various stories, game and movie scenarios that he will never write down or share with anyone, even the ones that aren't too cringy

>>75500019
>he read this post in punjabi accent

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>>75499365
fuck off it could happen

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>He imagines himself being a tourist guide while walking through the historical parts of the city, sincerely belivieng it will somehow improve his english skills

>he imagines himself being interviewed for a "Humans of [insert city here]" piece

>>75499365
DELET THIS

>He imagines himself crash landing onto an alien planet with a computer containing all his favorite tv shows and music and sharing it all with the foreign populace
>He imagines himself being the center of attention due to being the only human on that planet and finally getting laid
>He imagines himself logging onto the alien twitter and impressing the aliens with your intelligent thoughts or humorous observations

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>he imagines going back in time and writing all the songs of his favorite musician and becoming moderately famous and regarded as talented

haha devilish

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>he imagines his country being invaded and he hides out in the mountainside he's been living in as a kid and silently killing every soldier who enters the mountain with his Nagant and an urban legend starts about him
>he imagines moving to South Africa when the next civil war starts and helping the whites kill niggers
>he imagines a post-apocolyptic world where he is a badass loner who is known and feared
>he imagines himself capturing and torturing drug dealers in his area
>he imagines himself as a loved,feared and respected leader of a post-apocolyptic settlement
>he imagines he'll find true love someday and she will understand him

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>he imagines himself as happy and successful and famous in the future and pretends that whats happening in the present is him remembering things from 20+ years ago to dissociate from his hideously mediocre life

>>75500714
>Ireland
>mountainside

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>he imagines being on a flight terrorsts hijacked or where pilots have been incapacitated and saves everybody with his flight simulator skills

>>75488569
I had this fantasy but then I just got gud at geetar and now I get to do this basically whenever I want, albeit not in front of my high school class, but I was popular in high school anyway lol.

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>>75490433
>>75490432
>>75490359
>>75490512
stappphhh ittttt

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>he imagines becoming the PM of his country and declaring hitler did nothing wrong to which everyone go mad

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I sometimes imagine having sex girl that i didnt payed beforehand

>>75502798
LMAO what a fucking freak

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>he dreams of crossing the Alps from where they start in Italy to where they end in Austria, traveling all alone by foot and recording his travel and meditations on a diary which will later be published and become an instant cult, turning him into one of the cultural icons of the decade and possibly of the century, with hundreds of people coming to him every day for guidance in life

>he imagines someone would give your post somewhere in the middle of this thread a (you)

>>75503427
hahah impossible

>>75503427
you wish lad

>he posts in hope someone else knows the feel he has in order to feel more secure about it