>mfw Americans can't speak English properly and they

never should of made this thread

its a doggy dog world

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>could care less
AAAAAAAAAAmerican genocide when?

>>75472497
cant see anything wrong their

>>75472497
>realise
>tfw my autocorrection puts a red colored wavy line under it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5YKLxWRXo4

>british (((((((english)))))))

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>>75472923
say "mirror"

>>75472497
>>I did x on accident
>>I could care less
>>I'm good, thanks
what's wrong with any for them; i'm confused bit, yes

>>75472497
what's wrong with 'i'm good, thanks'?

>>75472497
>tfw canadians are the only ones who can spell properly

>>75473347
i suppose you should say "i'm fine, thanks"

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>>75473377
Pic related

>>75473347
It's meant to be "I'm well" or "I'm fine"

>>75472497
>I could care less
maybe they could care less, are lightly hurt by the circumstances, so they said what they meant, you daft little fag

>>75473394
right, makes sense.

>>75472497
it's called vernacular

>>75472497
soori, i door knob engrish, aye domed ander's tempt wat your sandiego

>>75472497
>non-standard english = incorrect

Probably the most pleb view you can have about language. It's especially ironic coming from a fucking bong

>>75473625
>Any gobbledygook bullshit I spew out of my mouth is English because language is not 100% static.
Jamal, get the leaf blower.

>>75473747
>hurr durr non-standard usage = any old bullshit

Never reply to me again

>>75473747
>another black and white thinking american post

really original and interesting stuff

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>>75473421
>mfw canada is right about everything

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It's our language now.

>>75473102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YUcI60LhOq

>>75474160
Well done

>>75472644
>should of
I see a lot of burgers writing that. Never knew it was possible to make that mistake

>>75474669
shoulda known better

>>75472497
>realise
hmm yes
incorrect spelling
marking that off from your final grade

>>75474669
not that crazy since /d/ is aleveolar and /h/ is glottal and saying /dæ/ isn't every natural
speaking quickly people drop the /h/ making /kʊd hæv/ into /kʊdæv/
since /d/ is aleveolar people make the front vowel sound of /æ/ which is /ʌ/ and you get a more natural /kʊdʌv/

>>75474669
It sounds similar to should've

>>75475339
Realise is perfectly fine

>>75472497
At least they don't sound like faggots.

>>75473291
I am well or fine
I could not care less

I am not sure I get what is wrong with the accident one although I would never say that. In Spanish we use something like unintendedly.
I see accidents as something you cause or are involved in, not do

>>75473102
Holy fuck, this is the absolute worst.
MIIUH
You'd think they were trying to whistle through their nose

>>75473421
so did they (american) spells millennium as milenum?

>>75473421
>almost all of those are french words
>english french words are the closest to french
lol
It's just french words that americans intentionally change
What's wrong with that?

>>75477388
There's an incredibly autistic argument that -ize corresponds closer to the Latin root or something.

>>75472497
Americans speak a version of English closer to what it orignally was, than what the English speak.

>>75473421
>aluminum

So close and yet so far, Canada.

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>>75473394
>>75473454
>fine
of course you can say fine but you miss the point. the "banter" here is that some people tend to use adjectives in place of adverbs, not just good/well but they also say quick instead of quickly etc.

>>75474669
>Never knew it was possible to make that mistake
because you guys typically don't speak the language you only shitpost in it. they're are lots of mistakes that only the native speakers make because they confuse spoken and written patterns in there mind.

>>75477974
this
see the british inability to roll their r's

>>75472872
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_American_and_British_English