who else enjoying the new rock posting gimmick on /tv/?
>>75440091
>>75440091
>>75440091
rorke-free thread for good lads xx
>>75440529
haven't ventured outside of /brit/ on 4chan since the reign of Craven.
i think that, in the end, i'll be happier than the normies... just need to survive these rocky years
the butterfly always needs to make its metamorphosis...
mohammed piss and shit be upon the evil pigfucker, peadophile, rapist, mass murdering cunt
>>75440453
He literally might as well have fucked pigs he was so disgusting.
this is the house of god
not long til /brit/ gets banned lads
thanks mummy
wish I had pale skin desu
more like 180kg masterrace amirte?
REAL NEW
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>>75440500
WE'RE LITERALLY ALL IN HERE
everyone is stupid except me
>>75440633
>2 yanks
state of that thread/you
What happened t the genuine retards from your school years lads?
everyone is stupid including me
>>75440633
this thread is good enough
*assertively plants self in here*
harumpf
pints
>>75440675
theyre tory MPs now.. hah!
*shares on facebook*
no-one is stupid except me
>>75440756
hard hitting commentary
>>75440675
became deanos
Post anti-islamic literature
Jesus, Tsar Bomba had 25% of the yield of KRAKATOA
>>75440756
missing piglets for eu, lib dems and neocons
>>75440756
what a stupid pointless image
hmm
>>75440675
don't know
don't care
Mad how I got just one chance at life and I was lucky enough to be born in England the best and most important country in history. Such a small country with a minute percentage of the world population but I was lucky enough to be born English. For that I am truly thankful
>>75440756
decided to improve this image
>>75440830
are you white?
>>75440848
ghastly handwriting
are you poor and brown?
>>75440872
Of course
at my desk... in roughly 9 hours...
dear yank
a swine of lower caste to me is NOT allowed to talk to me
>>75440848
>Hamas
>Hezbollah
>Saudi Arabia
got some acid and no more plans for big trips so might experiment with microdosing before it starts to degrade
20ug with my brekkie before work what's the worst that could happen
pepper ann
>>75440889
ffs kys m8
you have no idea what it's like to be ethnik in the west
>>75440830
you were born when it was just in the shitter/going down the shitter
need a bf
work tomorrow
need a gf
Would anyone ITT be willing to mail me some good cocaine off le deepweb?
Greece next on the agenda lads.
>born just in time to witness humanity destroy itself
ahh
>>75440830
t. Nigel Farage
need an f
>>75440988
>>75440946
normie
inane mindless shitposting is how im wasting my youth
4 day work weeks should be the norm
perfect ratio
will be walking into work holding my carl jung book and of course some normoid thicko will ask me what i'm reading and my dumbed down explanation of who carl jung was will sail straight over their dumb normie heads which are pumped full of saturday night TV and HELLO! magazine tier cultural poison. WHEN will i find people on my intellectual level?
what did spain and portugal do during ww2?
Forgot to ask this earlier.
Why does eating oatmeal in the morning making me really hungry around noon time? Wtf, I thought it was supposed to do the opposite due to fibre and all, what gives la?!
>>75441071
thread for you >>75440091
>>75440091
>>75440091
>will be walking into work holding my carl jung book and of course some normoid thicko will ask me what i'm reading and my dumbed down explanation of who carl jung was will sail straight over their dumb normie heads which are pumped full of saturday night TV and HELLO! magazine tier cultural poison. WHEN will i find people on my intellectual level?
some bitch on facebook has posted about her brother just dying, but i don't care because she's a paki nut hugging, lefty retard
Up from my nap lads
>>75441071
psychoanalysis was debunked decades ago so you're wasting your time
>>75441144
*violates your nap*
>some bitch on facebook has posted about her brother just dying, but i don't care because she's a paki nut hugging, lefty retard
>jung
may as well read a religious text you mongoloid
>>75441035
not even close
>>75441166
Rude
>>75441166
>>75441185
anti-rorkes are all here lads, come join us
>>75440091
>>75440091
>>75440091
>anti-rorkes are all here lads, come join us
>>75441164
>he's never taken a deep trip into the collective unconscious
anime
>>75441213
absolute state of you
such denial
>>75441217
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
>>75441277
praise LOL! glory hahaistan xDDddDd
been dirty bulking for a few years
might go gym soon
im in the secret /uk/ discord, theyre planning a huge raid, watch out for anyone who says that corbyn is based because he hates jews
Sometimes I feel that my ontribution to society is completing captchas. I do so many of them a day and I feel I'm helping the common-good knowledge
my mum keeps snoring
lost a lot of rounds of overwatch, but didnt lose my fighting spirit.
>>75441343
w2c one of those flags
for ironic purposes of course
looks like the lefties are throwing a tantrum like the petulant children they are :^)
rorke pride worldwide
>>75441391
hello plebeian
new tube line is huge
/brit/ MUST be reclaimed by the radical centre
post haste
making an arrangement
Did May get the idea of creating her own internet from Silicon Valley? Weird coincidence.
>>75441431
it's commuter rail that happens to go underground
it's not a tube line
>>75441432
business idea: /bruk/
>>75441469
Why doesn't it go above ground?
Fucking state of grime music
>>75441431
>tube
>Reading
nyet
He is back la!! Deleting threads left and right
i said it ten years ago, an operation system that we have to log into in order to use our computers and the internet legally is the future
>>75441343
could have made a fortune selling kekistan merch if i got on that boat i bet
>>75441468
she has no idea how the internet works
she just wants more control over it
>>75441432
it is and always has been. the rorkes and the sheeds fought their image caption battles and the radical centrists posted about poos, and god looked upon it and saw it was good.
*leaks your mixtape*
feckin chinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU
>>75441497
"why not both?"
t. transport for london
>>75441547
radical centrists don't believe in god
Haven't seen anybody come across as silly and petty as Paxman in quite a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGrvXQBEJ0M
Dog's boipucci is leaking again lads x
editing a vid
>>75441580
some do some dont, such is life in the centre
>>75441547
>>75441580
agnosticism is literally the radical centre between theists and atheists
>>75441469
>>75441503
simple minded plankton
>>75441419
hahahahahhahah
you honestly paid to use this site. I literally won the lottery and I don't even waste money like that
>Jung was thirty when he sent his Studies in Word Association to Sigmund Freud in Vienna in 1906. The two men met for the first time the following year and Jung recalled the discussion between himself and Freud as interminable. He recalled that they talked almost unceasingly for thirteen hours
We simply don't have intellectuals of this calibre anymore
>>75441635
quite good
>>75441350
>he hates jews
Um... no sweetie x
>No mention of the white Christian terrorist attack in Portland in here
hmmmmmm
>>75441635
kind of psychedelic 2bqh
>>75441696
nah it's based
>>75441696
this is /brit/
>>75441696
christcucks are da good guys, they din do nuffin ever
https://twitter.com/Sacha_Saeen/status/866955478995283968
anybody in chelmsford want to frot and maybe cum on each others bellies?
big fan of the overground
>>75441671
yes we do. they just have real jobs and produce tangible things instead of navel gazing.
Think some middle aged yank with a moustache tried to chat me up
I look about 16
hmm
>>75441690
>>75441740
>>75441696
back to /uk/
>>75441737
51st state
>But yes, fix those eyes any way you can. It seems like your whole eye sockets are misshapen or wrong. Or maybe it's cuz an eye is supposed to get vertically narrower towards the inner canthus/tearduct whatever, but yours gets bigger. I'll need some time to review this pic.
>>75441778
All me :{)
>>75441669
literally dont care, captchas do my fucking head in
corbyn anti-terrorism policy- absolutely condemn them
>>75441758
>1:56
pass!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_Christian_views_on_Muhammad
Business idea: go to Belfast and vandalise paramilitary memorials under cover of darkness
Name: Big Bazza
Hobbies: Pint drinking, slags, paki bashing, being obese
Occupation: Working class
Education: University of Life
Post the photo that best fits this description, will send £20 in bitcoin to the winner,
youtube recommended me this
v
Fucking hate /pol/ autists
>>75441856
>>75441859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWNpO5vvhpk
>>75441876
same
we're trying to establish a rorke-free anarchist commune without them in /uk/ >>75440091
the wonderful faith of islam eh lads
>>75441856
gonna take my wifes name when we get married
>>75441856
i want a gf who likes to cook a lot because i like to eat nice meals but im way too lazy to make them
got to take some culinary classes and find some bitches to fuck there naw'm syain...
>>75441856
the fatarse in scousers.webm thats saying "i cannot believe it"
>>75441910
>>75440091
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/869286649376776192
>even nige is for are jezza
>>75441933
>>75441856
Definitely a Geordie, something along the lines of this?
looking for cheapest accomodation for a 2 week stay. room to myself, shower would be nice as well. Leaning towards airbnb unless you lads have any other suggestions?
Reading about Robert Peston and it's depressing as fuck.
His wife was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and died after having it for 5 years.
A few weeks after her death someone broke into their home and stole his late wife's ring and now it's lost forever.
>>75441910
take it away you mean
>>75441960
stay at my uncle ralph's
>>75441910
Good faith payment?
most homosexuals have a mental illness caused by degenerate heredity
Passed my exams lads
v. v. happy
Holy shit the father out of little miss sunshine is a carbon copy of my own
Preparing the summer reading material lads, what are you lot reading over summer?
might just get a 2:2 for a laugh
>>75441958
I do not believe he's Scouse. Scousers are the most attractive people in Britain.
>>75441859
hes extremely reddit but otherwise a wholesome youtuber
>janny deleted /uk/
we're under fascist rule
will the pain ever go away lads
>>75441975
>Reading
Stopped reading right there
>>75441975
i suspect he misses the wife more than the ring
i'm smarter than all of you
>>75442026
janny hates cucks
>>75441975
and he's about 5'7, jewish and has a speech impediment
>>75442052
JANNNY
>>75441815
'ce
I hate cucks
>>75442052
just thought about how awkward wanking infront of a mirror would be, dont know how 190kg manages it
>>75442052
HE'S COMING
>>75442082
you've never wanked in front of a mirror? are you ugly?
>>75442082
try wanking full naked on a well greased mirror, its borderline spiritual
>>75441898
>a rorke-free anarchist commune
Why anarchist? That's still radicalism. I hate /leftypol/ autists too.
why hasn't a nuclear bomb powered gun been invented yet? just think of the possiblities. if the projectile was being propelled by a nuclear blast it would travel at hypersonic velocities.
need a nuclear bomb on the ol' nads
Reckon working over summer helps you lose weight or makes you gain weight?
I'll be on my feet all day, but on the other hand I get free meals from the restaurant and with more money'll facilitate buying shite like dominos
I'm better than you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WXV1PxUiAM
>>75442138
well me too actually, you have to find the angles and lighting that make you look sublime - most people have that if they try i reckon
which one would you live in lads
cascadia for me
>>75442052
who?
need a decent job desu
surely a 1st (probably) masters in STEM and a somewhat relevant summer placement is enough lads
Business idea: pay the IRA to remove the 'sheeds
>>75442157
My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that.
I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer
>>75442176
for me, it's united states of atlantic the best country
>>75442176
don't spread /cum/-tier rubbish into this thread please
>>75442157
it depends on the quality of the meals - lower quality food will make you fatter than higher quality food.
there are tons of fat fucks working in restaurants who are on their feet all day because they eat like dog shit in the restaurant and at home. just pay attention to how you're eating. being on your feet all day will definitely help you slim down though.
>>75441975
probably her
>>75442176
Would only consider Cascadia, White or Atlantic. They'd all probably be quite nice but i got Atlantic on my ip-dip-doo
>>75442176
>northeast has to keep its mudskins
Terribly map
>>75442207
shan't
last monday i had just finished work on my new explosive testicle-destroying device and was just about to test it when i was realised i had to take my niece to some shite popstar concert at manchester arena. i decided to take the device with me and by the end of the show i was so desperate to try my new device i candidly slipped it under my boxers and initiated the fuse. needless to say the blast was a lot more powerful than i had anticipated and my bollocks were not the only casualty.
wee'd my self laughing at #BaywatchMovie today lads
>>75442271
good
>>75442176
united states of the atlantic but on one condition, everyone living in detroit moves to the african republic
>tfw want to buy a pressure cooker for the kitchen but don't want to be put on any terror watchlists
-_-... what a world we live in
was at the cinema watching some unfunny yank film and the lad in front of my was laughing so hard he got his willy out and did a big wee all over himself
*bites your bellend*
yank trains are big
>>75442123
a nuclear blast has very high entropy so its difficult (or impossible) to direct it efficiently; you'd just melt the casing after a couple of uses.
>>75442271
can't wait to destroy my bollocks tonight
want to wank but I can't
so annoying
>>75442176
usa but ONLY if the new capital is philadelphia
Train wanker loves his fucking train
>>75442343
hello darkie
>>75442317
got to sit in the cockpit once as a kid
>>75442332
bollockposting was funny then it stopped being funny when people did it too much. then people stopped doing it and not it's funny again
>>75442406
a good bollock post once every 10 threads or so is what id like to see
>>75442309
thats how we do it in our theaters when we watch seth rogen movies n stuff like that
>>75442406
LOVE bollockposting desu
eating a tuna sandwich with cucumber in it, not sweetcorn
>>75442176
>greater texas
>doesn't have greater texases historically.borders
fuck off t.gsg
having a poo x
>>75442317
you should see our dicks
>>75442463
to be fair, two of those are mine
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/869283009454907396
lel at the butthurt stormrunts in the comments
>>75442498
FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGSQd0411Ik
is there a more british sound
>>75442497
small, mutilated, and brown
think i might be an alien lads
>identity
oompa loompa spookidee doo
asshole jerk-off motherfucking douchebag faggot
>>75442497
cut dicks are gross
t.female
>>75442500
>its this runt
Um sweetie Jannys gonna have to purge you again xx
>>75442538
post boobies
>>75442538
post vagina
>>75442519
Want a pic?
>>75442538
hammer
bollocks
do NOT hold back
>>75442540
I did my time because I'm a good boy :^)
>>75442559
yes x post your feminine benis
>>75442538
when stem cell technology gets really good ill probably get a foreskin replacement 2bqh
>>75442559
please x
wasted three years of my life on this board
>>75442559
post bollocks & arsehole
>>75442538
post feet
>>75442585
a fellow fan of the ol' 'neux, eh laddy? xx
>>75442510
nah, I don't think so bud
The twitch waifu:
https://livestreamfails.com/post/2895
>>75442591
Don't care
>>75442591
>>75442617
stop impersonating me
>>75442607
>'neux
whaaa?
>>75442538
tits or gtfo
wasted nearly 5 years on 4chan
a quarter of my life
Looks like the Tory Internet Defence Force have left
>>75442621
she looks a lot like the squirt queen from chaturbate
i-is this her?????????????
reckon all dicks are gross actually
fannies too for that matter
>>75442623
no one does
hard to believe brits are dumb enough to fall for obvious propaganda like the "may is a liar" song
if the earth orbits the sun and the sun orbits the galaxy then who was galaxy?
>>75442650
>tfw ive been shitposting here for over a decade - nearly half my life
soon itll be in the multiple decades and the majority of our lives
and not long after that we'll fuse with the machines
>>75442621
do normies actually listen to this shit music? i thought it was just something that radio stations played to keep cthulhu asleep
>>75442672
don't care x
>>75442686
in a cluster of other galaxies
>>75442672
i think some are nicer than others 2bh
by my estimations, 20% of peoples genitals look terrible, 60% look average or meh, and the other 20% look good or even glorious
want a gf with a fire pussy naw'm sayin
i'm a neet
>>75442763
neat
i like little boy willies a lot but would never touch up a kid or watch kiddie porn ever
ethiopialad gone full JUST
>>75442763
fuck u
>red exclamation mark
>heart races
>"don't care x"
>>75442747
>fire pussy
better be careful during intercourse!
>>75442793
i like grown mens feminine willies and would touch them up
got a mosquito bite somehow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lBjcaMokvo
revisiting a choon
>>75442793
gchq has dispatched a party van to your house, better microwave your hard drive m8
>>75442793
nonce
>>75442793
>>75442801
looks dead inside despite being a trillionaire
You're all fucking idiots
Stupid spiteful fucking cunts, you will all amount to fucking 0 including me
rolo
Alri
>>75442839
wrong
>>75442839
No way, I'm doing a classics degree. I've got a fine future ahead of me
>>75442828
really gets the old neurons fired up
>>75442864
nice tren
>go into a public toilet
>piss all over the floor
Why can't people aim?
how'd the left become so out of touch is my question
I am unable to express myself through a verbal or artistic medium
>>75442500
nice ip address
i've deduced from the wikipedia pages for copper, silver, and iron, that having 1 electron in the outer valence makes an atom very conductive. silver is the most conductive and it has 1, copper is the standard for circuits and it has 1, and iron is less conductive and has 2
bradamante
>>75442944
don't dox me haha
>>75442500
i can see that ip dlete this lad
>>75442500
schweet ip trips
>>75442949
jog on nerd
"Look, Anon decided to come out of his room."
>>75442961
*puts on my hacking gloves*
hah, you will wish you've never posted that kiddo
the family
>>75442864
hate when this happens
>>75442876
>I'm doing a classics degree
kek
m8 did this, realised it was useless then went back and did a physics degree
>>75442949
No shit dikhed! One unstable electron capable of carrying delocalised charge
Almaoroflmao ahaha ha yeet yeet
>Ameriburver education
Ha!!!! Sharter! Divided States of shartmeriKKKa
>>75442961
Not a runt so I won't be bothering with such a thing xx
There are only 3 communist countries left in the world; Vietnam, Laos, and Cuba. Leave it to leftist shitheads to attempt to revive a dead and massively rejected ideology.
Pakis? Not a fan.
>>75443014
britons*
>>75443013
Most leftists aren't communists dull boy
>>75442995
>useless
What are you talking about? I'm at a Russell Group university!
>>75443013
>any of them
>communist
they still have wage labour, the workers don't own the means of production and surplus value is still extracted which is all used in a capitalist mode of production
>>75443037
Corbyn is.
going to dox some innocent lad for no other reason than because he made an honest mistake lads
>>75443013
isis are communists
>>75443057
This shouldn't concern a dull boy such as yourself, stick to simplistic yank politik tailored for dull boys. Jog on now, dull boy..
>>75443037
they're socialists which is no different
What do you lads have for breakfast?
Me
>3 eggs fried over hard
>2 slices of seedy bread toast with actual butter, none of that vegetable oil shite
>Aeropress coffee
>>75443097
Cornflakes
>>75443065
dox me next
>>75443093
*social democracts
Marx never differentiated between socialism and communism senpai
t.knower
>>75443092
I don't think you have any clue how American politics works tbqh.
>all mates gfs are 25+ and have fake jobs like primary school teacher, waitress, barista
>they'll just get pregnant and become stay at home moms
>they'll never work an honest job in their lives
Shouldn't be allowed. Completely unfair that I'll be slaving away for the next 35 years
Why is it that most young 'communists' are autistic, middle class losers which have never kissed a girl and like things like GoT and MLP? Really makes you think.
>>75443099
janny won't be having this
>>75443122
doesn't matter what you know
what matters is how you're perceived
and the people don't give a fuck about the differences between communism, socialism, or any other iteration of the two. you're all the same to us
>>75443106
yes yes we get the point no one's going to bother doxxing you
>>75443201
*doxes you*
shall NOT be having that sort of disrespect leveled toward me