Cultural Pals /cp/

First for qt European bf when?

>>75433847
Doesnt look very virgin or qt

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>tfw actually a 6.5" dicklet but good with angles

Second for qt white bf when

Trannies not welcome

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>>75433949
Not her but dont bully pls

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=709565668333879296&uid=708811737479675904&aid=708811740327608320
Dude literally asking if he can fap to her picture. At least I'm not that pathetic.

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>/ngrado

Jews want to bomb this

pic unrelated

>>75434035
Anime unwelcomed as well

How to get lewd with Turkish qts? I'm looking for one

>>75434035
Thx qt

>>75434035
>her

>>75434044
>At least I'm not that pathetic.
Do you really believe?

>>75434044
This guys is probably a troll acct from here, seen him before


>>75434080
You'll have to find one first
#burn #btfo #roasted

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>>75434159
>tfw you're right

>>75433911
hi

I'm part gay though

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Trying to be a bro and share with the community.

Lewds this week:

>Chubby American girl Age 18

http://i.imgur.com/CDFK4gB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NsVNdqA.jpg

>Indonesian girl age 23

http://i.imgur.com/Bfbwz36.jpg

>Shy Turkish girl age 20 (Main QT)

http://i.imgur.com/KGg7ckE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/36W7zHo.jpg

>Russian virgin that I posted before age 20

http://i.imgur.com/mKkBZ2W.jpg


For some reason I can get lewds but can never get any of these girls naked, but I'll keep trying.


Enjoy

>>75434475
>For some reason I can get lewds but can never get any of these girls naked, but I'll keep trying.
At least you fucking can unlike me who can barely get a response. Consider yourself lucky.

>>75434458
Bro, wtf?

Waifus don't like guys that can't control their fetishes.

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2 views today

>>75434593
Darren did you start lifting yet?

>>75434475
cheers lad, well done

where can I find pics of a cute Korean guy for my next catfish

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m8s, she's so cute... It gave me half a bonner!

>>75434642
I'm the italybro who wanted to trap the trap
That guy IS NOT me

>tfw no Russian gf

>>75434743
>gibraltar apes
Aren't there only monkeys there?

>>75434764
>I'm the italybro who wanted to trap the trap
No one here is pure, you can stop pretending that you just wanted to troll her m8.

>>75434837
I'm not hiding it, I really wanted to see (her) bunda
Just saying that I'm not the half gay Italian you replied to

I've got a ruskie QT on whatsapp and the other bitches on IP are so boring that i's making me mad, should I drop IP and just talk to her?


>>75434890
Ok, m8.
You have no idea how hard it was holding myself from fucking a legit 10/10 trap that was dtf.
I was sweating hard.

>>75434996
>legit 10/10 trap
I really wonder how she looks irl
You should meet her and tell us

>>75434764
If you want to trap a trap, you're part gay too

>>75435038
He blocked me already.
I could go stalk his private school to see him IRL, though.
I'm not a desperate faggot, though.

>she
fuck, you got me this time, shlomo

>>75435098
Nah no need lad
I just wanted to know whether she actually passes well or it's just the pictures

>>75435085
It was totally unexpected. Just figured to ignore the dick and go with ass
No judge :(

>>75435152
The answer is that she transitioned probably as a young boy. She is only 17 right now, I imagine she was on 'mones at an early age.

>>75435152
He's been on hormones for 3 years and hinted that he had breasts when I insulted his body.
He probably looks like a pretty plain but cute slut.

>>75435212
Yeah, 3 years on the hormones.
And a lot of makeup, he got mad when I mentioned it.

>>75435212
Oh yeah transitioning at 14 is lucky.
Jealous as fuck ngl
Still, my ex transed at 16 and still looks like a man because Klinefelter made her 2m tall

>>75434812
Just google gibratar people

Looks better than Netherlands

>>75434996
no, keep interpals for when russian girl gets boring

>>75435275
Sure, I won't delete it, I'll just log out and ignore it, maybe it will go away?

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why the fuck is there a limit?

>>75435263
>klinefelter
What a bunch of nature freaks and abominations here, uh?

>>75435190
bro you're gay

I can be your feminine bf if you want

>All the free pussy on this website
>Niggas losing their minds over an unattractive trap

Yall need Jesus

>>75435488
What city are you from?

Can someone give me an example of what a good, non-depressing profile looks like? I honestly have no idea what to write on mine. It probably doesn't matter without good pictures but I get a decent amount of views so I figure having something decent written there might help with messages.

>>75435522
Nigga, have you actually checked him out? It's a legit 10/10 trap from the pics there.


>>75435632
I just write to the QT's and get them through the chat instead of my profile, it's easier that way. (if you aren't an 8 or more, that is)

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>>75435345
Why would you block? Are you a pussy.jpg?

>>75435729
>just write to the QT's
That's a funny joke. All the girls from countries I want to talk to girls from are fucking koreaboos.

>>75435780
Which countries?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxcfnoPnBM
>>75435632
Just write something about dogs or cats, 3 qts started convos about it, one of them started by barking

>>75435780
this is why I am gonna make a Korean profile
need to find the right pics tho

>>75435860
I have one with pics from a Korean guys facebook I know

>>75435902
>>75435860
Why not pretend to be a koreaboo yourself??
I'm sure there can't be enough koreans to satisfy all the needy koreaboos.

>>75435273
As an egyptian i have to say dutch are Very good lookig

>>75435954
if you're not Korean you don't exist to Koreaboos lol, it's an insane cult

>>75435954
I did for a couple of days then got bored

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>>75435632
>have literally nothing in my bio
>mfw qts message me anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2UEyF1wjvU
>>75435982
>dutch men
Good looking
>dutch women
Absolute shit

>tfw too smart to have a gf

>>75436449
*tfw too ugly and autistic to have a gf

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>girl who isn't my gf but basically could be wants to take a vacation to Europe together
>still deciding on which country/city
>I don't want to go with her because it means I can't talk to foreign qts and hook up with some

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>>75436449
>M'Sven

>>75435756
im blocking faggots that repeat view me

>>75436665
Mate that's slightly autistic, especially since you can still see their views

Ok guys, need help here.

Does anyone know any good dating site where you can actually meet interesting girls, kinda like IP, but without them living 5k km away?


I was really excited to meet that slut until I found out it was a trap ://

>>75434475
>20 yo russian virgin with a pair like that
jelly

congrats on the main QT

>>75437130
Tinder!?


Stahp being a fag, you'd love to fuck her tight pink pussy and kiss her flatchest

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>tfw haven't bothered trying getting into a relationshit for years
>tfw starting to get old
>tfw 20-25 kg overweight
Meh.

How old is your oldest qt?

>>75437342
17

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Hitler had more than one book?

>>75437322
Isn't Tinder for normies, though? :S

Most girls on IP are clearly a bit crazy and slightly introverted.

>>75437374
yea, moby dick, dubliners etc..

>>75434593
Dude I'm a chubby guy with a boring life and I'm working a dead end job, if I can get four girls to toss me lewd pictures and beg me to fuck them then you can as well.

>>75434686
Thanks

>>75437205
>20 yo russian virgin with a pair like that

Yeah she's a babe, said the boys in her city never give her any attention. Russian guys are weird.


>congrats on the main QT

Thanks, she's a virgin as well, I'll probably visit her for a week and see where it goes.

>>75437422
>Isn't Tinder for normies, though? :S
M8, idk...

You're hard, aren't you?
I told you was going to regret not sucking that boipuccy

>>75437452
share russian with me :>

>>75435837
Russia, Ukraine, Turkey

>>75437452
>Dude I'm a chubby guy with a boring life and I'm working a dead end job, if I can get four girls to toss me lewd pictures and beg me to fuck them then you can as well.
How the fuck? That's basically describing me. What are you doing?

>>75437611
Ah, there are plenty of non-koreaboo girls there m8, especially Turkey.

can any gaypals or fempals post their collections?

>>75437683
I'm having extreme difficulty finding ones that aren't koreaboos but aren't also turbo normies. Seems you can't find a middle ground between the extreme end of female autism and the extreme end of being a normie.

>>75437756
You're looking for a rare creature: a non-retarded woman.

I'm not even kidding, if you find one that isn't a koreaboo and not a normie (has actual interests), you'll almost certainly find she's way smarter than most girls, at least, that's how I found my ruskie QT.

>>75437342
23

>>75437872
That's kind of how it is with my Iranian QT but she's not really my QT and I'm like 90% sure I'm in the friend zone and will never leave because she doesn't flirt with me

>>75437939
Good. No race mixing

>>75433938
same, my small hands help too :3

>talk to girl on interpals for 3 days
>ask for whatsapp
>"sorry I don't give my number to strangers"
got rejected pretty hard, feel bad now, I hate it when you invest time in them and they do that

>>75438174
This is a joke, right?

>>75438174
there's nothing wrong with not wanting to give contact info especially on the third day

>>75438252
no why

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guys, i need to help one lithuanian girl
situation is on pic-related

>>75438290
Unless you talked nonstop, you're retarded, that's way too early. Pretty sure you're still joking though

>>75438287
yes there is, you think girls make my fake chad profile wait 3 days? They give their number in the first 3 minutes lmao

>>75437130
m8, girls that are a 8/10 or above will NEVER message you first unless
>they are scammers
>They are traps
>you have pleb taste

always be wary

>>75438350
you gotta be cool, man
3 days scream "i'm desperate"

I've fucked a 16 year old 8.5/10 virgin yesterday

Any American jealous?

>>75438338
it's really not

my record is ~3 hours

>>75438174
>3 days
lmao you fucked up by asking way too soon. You should of waited a lot longer until you knew she would accept

I've been talking to a girl for like 3 months now and I'm still not totally comfortable asking her for her number but I'm pretty close. The fastest I've gotten a number was actually 2 hours lmao, but she offered it so I didn't even need to ask. That was 6 months ago and we still regularly chat on facebook and talk on the phone sometimes.

>>75438489
W-was that legal?

>>75438489
You're the slovack that told me to make my profile manlier?

>>75438463
>>75438507
no girl is worth messaging on interpals for 3 months, jesus

>>75438555
He's Ludwig, yeah

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>>75438553
15 is the age of consent in this country

And well, she turned 16 this year
>>75438555
I sure am

I just took a quick run to calm down, but now I feel like going to his school and shaming him in front of all his classmates, maybe beat him up too. :SSS

>>75438363
He didn't message first.

>>75438174
sux senpai

>>75438697
Don't be a prick.

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I HATE AMERICAN GIRLS

WHY DO THEY NEVER RESPOND TO ME

>>75438748
>check flag
Opinion gassed.

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What's everyone drinking tonight then?
Personally I'm enjoying a bottle of this

>>75438629
Doesn't Slovakia have a law about age difference?
In Italy age of consent is 16, but if the other one is legal age, the difference has to be 4 years or fewer

>>75438629
There is this byword here, something like playing dead to fuck the gravedigger in the ass and it definitely works on interpals!
Seriously!

I'm getting a shit ton of messages from qts...

>>75438811
>going to the school of a person who has done nothing to you to humiliate them just because you don't like a life choice they made
That's beyond sad either way

>>75438697
Depressão sem ser post punheta?

Que bosta, eu disse pra você comer esse viado...

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>Ask girl if I am cute
>you don't look bad

>>75438323
still need some help, lads...

>>75438903
This nigger started insulting my family after I pointed out how he's just a bad imitation of a woman.


>>75438925
N, absoluto rage e demasiados dias sem me meter em bulha.

>>75438903
Calm down, fagget, my portuguese m8 is just frustrated, nothing will happen to the qtrap

>>75438944
I don't even know man, I never get messages like that from girls, it's always generic "hi how are you"

>>75438962
No need to be salty at him senpai
Live your life and let the tranny live his

>>75439046
I only just need a good fight.
Feeling like a pussy cuz I haven't physically confronted someone in a few months.


>>75439000
This is probably true.
If it was a year ago I probably would have done it, but I have shit to do now that I can't do with a criminal record :S
feelsbadman

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>>75438938
iktf

>>75438944
Can't she go at somebody else's for the night and lock her door so nobody breaks into her room?
Else just have her drink or get smashed until she feels no anxiety

>>75438962
So you insulted them and now are fed up they talked back to big mister Poortugal?
SAD

>>75439000
Non-whites need to be gassed

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>>75438833

>>75439014
but you're british, may be you know at least smth about Durham
try to think - where would you go, being in such place, to avoid staying in overcrowded house for hours?

>>75438944
she sounds like a pretentious cunt

>>75439153
it's not that bad
tell her to get the fuck over it, don't go to university if she can't handle party culture

>>75439111
she has no friends there

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>>75438840
I'm still good, I've looked it up before I met up with Chris Hansen

Take your dick and try to stick it through a top of the coke bottle. That's how tight she was
>>75438855
I don't think I understood you, but if you are getting QT's everything's alright
>>75438938
>Am I desperate
>Yes

>>75439142
>Non-whites need to be gassed
Nice try shlomo.

I literally just pointed out in an almost casually joking way that his face may look great, but his body is that of a boy and that's why he's not showing it.


Also, why are you against me beating a faggot, shlomo?

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>>75439149
Never seen that before, how is it?
Mine is going down a treat

>>75438938
Insecurity is unattractive, you lost 1/10 just for asking that question

>tfw 3/4 native Venezuelan qt

>>75439211
Because beating anyone is wrong, obviously. That's pretty basic morality.

>>75439266
>Because beating anyone is wrong, obviously.
Traps aren't human, they're jewish trickery.

>>75439104
Go start a fight at a pub with guys big as you or more
Beating up a frail tranny would make you feel even more of a pussy

>>75439198
Maybe it's time she visits home

Someone still needs to explain to me how an average looking guy with an uninteresting life can get nudes and girls begging him to fuck them.

>>75439227
yes but this pseudo pick up artist culture is cancer, I don't want to act like Roosh just to get a girl it's not who I am

>>75439159

if for you a person who can't stand loud parties is pretentious cunt then you're bio-scum, sorry

>>75439192

i was thinking people go to university to study...
well, if you say that D. isn't that bad - simply 4-5hrs on its streets at night aren't that dangerous?
i remember i once took a wrong train and went to a different town, and spent the night hanging around its only station...

>>75439317
game

>>75439316
>Beating up a frail tranny would make you feel even more of a pussy
Are you the gay Italian? I'm pretty sure you are.

I don't give a fuck if the faggot as been on the mones for 3 years or not, he started insulting my family and I need a good fight, it just adds up too well.

>>75439317
They don't
Having an interesting life for girl standards is easy tho

>>75439317
Just be yourself :^)

>>75439212
Not too bad actually. I decided to take a break from Russian beer and I saw this German beer on the shelf. It's not as good as Hofbrau but it does the job

>>75439300
Poortuguese aren't human they're monkey shitskins :^)

>>75439104
>need a good fight

Where you at m8?

>>75439366
>>75439381
useless answers

>>75439379
As in, a guy thinking his life is boring when a retarded girl might actually find it interesting?

>>75439409
>t.shlomo trying to divide Europe and hide his ancestry.

>>75439440
Matosinhos, wanna go?
Aviso já que vou de navalha.

>>75439373
I'm as much gay as you are tbqh, since you said you fapped to traps too
Do it if you feel like it, but make sure to beat the little kindergarten kids up whenever they stick their tongues out at you, as well

>>75439484
>t. nigger from an EU-sponsored shithole trying to promote violence

>>75433847
>/cp/
Really makes you think...

>>75439455
Exactly
Make sure to read interesting books, have 2 hobbies one of which a sport (or just lifting), hanging out with mates every now and then and you're Chad to every girl on interpals

>>75439509
I will, thanks for the inspiration.

>>75439529
You're next, shlomo.

>>75439484
Too far. Tou na Covilhã.

E vou mm de faca tb.

>>75439585
Bem, traz a Maria que hj á bife entao!

>>75439573
Come and get me little boy

>>75439455
5/10 guy here, usually through persistence and good fortune

I will message a girl everyday to check how she is doing, most of the time they will be uninterested but at some point they might have a bad day (chad rejected them) and they will need a shoulder to cry on and I then wiggle my way into their trust as being a decent guy. Then I slowly become a bit more flirty and a make a move the next time they are in a lonely mood. An important thing to keep in mind is the chads just message these girls a few times then move on, or pump and dump them, many just want a stable guy who won't disappear

Basically just about messaging a girl constantly and trying to be friendly, exploiting her when she is in a vulnerable mood, the only way for us subpar guys.

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>>75439645
Too soon shlomo, too soon.

>>75439689
Sad how you're not even coming to beat me up in reality because you just like being a big man on the internet

>>75439556
Well I don't do any of that shit because I don't have friends irl and I'm bad at sports.

>>75439650
>exploiting her when she is in a vulnerable mood
That's scummy as fuck tbqh and I don't want to go there.

>>75439734
Don't worry, you can't escape the Lebensraum.

>>75439689
you're just lame scum who can't provide a decent fight
i bet you will shit your pants once some nigger would be on your way

>>75439806
>threatening a tranny with death
Cute

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>>75439650

>>75439796
>That's scummy as fuck tbqh and I don't want to go there.
all seduction is exploitation m8, as long do you don't hurt them it doesn't matter

>>75439835
When did I do that?
Typical jewish lies.


>>75439816
Nah, I'm seriously needing a good fight/physical confrontation, and this tranny came at just the right moment.

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>>75439885
>can't even be enough of a man to own up to what he implies

>>75439846
Yeah but I don't also want to be some beta orbiter sitting around waiting for chad to hurt them.

>>75437611
>What are you doing?

Nothing, just having genuine conversations and flirting with them once they start showing signs they like me.

It's easy.

Start off boring and formal, get funny and make jokes, start flirting, then lewds.

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>girl seems completely perfect for for you after reading her profile
>last online 1 month ago

>>75439969
trust me it's all that works if you are ugly

or just message asian girls, they don't as long as you are white and western

>>75440028
they don't care*

>>75439953
I'm not threatening the cunt, I'm ranting on an anonymous website about what I want to do to him.

>>75440089
I was talking about you saying you'd lebensraum me buddyboi

>>75440124
Oh, I had no idea you were that degenerate.

Then I'm not threatening A tranny, I'm threatening all. ;^)

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>>75439885
lmao, go to MMA then, you useless scumbag - may be one day you'll be man enough to beat Eugene Robinson

>>75440167
Hatefuck me if ur qt desu

>>75440214
>Implying I'm normie enough to do social activities, especially of the paid type
Nah, nigga.
I'm autistic enough to start a fight in the street, but not normie enough to go do it with a regular circlejerk.


>>75440253
I thought you'd already agreed to take my dick a few threads back?
I don't need your consent, btw.

>>75440355
That's the spirit

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Is this a woman?

>>75440438
>that chin
>tranny bangs
Do you need to ask?

>>75440438
Nigga, at least mine had a 10/10 face, was you, and had been on the mones for 3 years, come on!

>>75440355
If you don't want the tranny give her to me my man.

I'll take him off your hands. :^)

>>75440522
young*
not ((you))


>>75440533
Sure, her prof is /let127 I think

>>75440581
>her
Fuck, I've been jewed.

>>75440438
>this is your average trap-poster
I'm suddenly rethinking my whole life.

>>75440002
The being boring and formal at the start phase is where I lose pretty much everyone. How do I get past that?

>>75440028
>asian girls
Absolutely disgusting desu. I'm not that desperate.

which countries have the cuniest girls?

I've noticed girls from Spain, France, Germany and Canada are really rude and arrogant towards me

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>>75440355
then go and fight some coons in the streets, my little brave race-warrior :*

>>75440859
This isn't America, we don't have random coons in the street.

>>75440797
Can confirm Canadian girls are grade A cunts most of the time. They're worse than American girls.

>>75440888
You mean they're not random cause everyone is a moor?

>>75440890
american girls are fine if you avoid the SJWs

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Fuck off gustavo, you're on every pretty girl's profile reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>75440930
>divide and conquer techniques, again
S T O P

>>75441020
>not wanting nationalism and rivalry between countries to stimulate conservative values and innovation

>>75441069
>pretending to be a nationalist
Oh, how the tides are turning!

>>75440932
That's why Canadian girls are worse. Because pretty much all of them have SJW tendencies.

Lmao @ Turkish girls denying the Armenian genocide

>>75441120
I am a nationalist though, I don't like jews any more than you do

>>75441184
What genocide?

>>75441204
>>75441120
Will you two retards shut the fuck up? You're ruining the thread

>>75441268
Not them but they're not really ruining an already shitty general

>>75441019
Seriously, fuck gustavo that cunt

>>75441240
The 1940 genocide that was conducted in Chile that led to the murder of 5000 people including 350 children simply because they are gingers because their leader at the time was heavily superstitious and spiritual so thanks to the peaceful Clerks calling every single Ginger the spawn of Satan the leader at the time deemed the action appropriate

>>75441323
Let's all mass report gustavo and get that fucker banned.

>>75441323
Suck my home Reno I have a confession to make Father John I always wanted to suck your dick I would purposely commit sins just so I can speak to you and confess my sins just so I can have a word with you I love you dr. John you are the love of my life every time you bend me over and examine my balls for cancer I get aroused but luckily Duo to the small penis I have you don't notice anything I love you please be my butt doctor Forever

>>75441336
>>75441461
Assman go away

>girl is a cunt, rejects my real profile
>currently getting her with my chad profile
>will reveal my true identity when I get nudes
my perfidiousness increases when I butthurt

>>75441513
Shut up and suck my clit dick Frenchie

>>75441551
Lol thats so evil but post her response pls

Hello :DDDDD

>>75441577
Whats wrong with you

>>75441551
>Don't take it so personally, if 10 girls message me, I'll only respond to the 5 hottest ones, that's just life.

Now multiply that number by 10, that's what being a girl is like on IP

>>75441629
fuck off Portuguese chad

in fact I dunno why any Southern Euro needs interpals every girl loves you guys

only Asians, Northern and Eastern european guys should be allowed to post here

quick give me nice questions to ask a qt

>>75441710
will you marry me?

>>75441551

I'm curious as to how you pissed her off on your real profile.

>>75441680
>every girl loves us
That's why I'm a khv at 21

>>75441662
true, but it's also life that rejected males get angry and take revenge

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>>75441652
I am fucked up in the head

>exchanging long messages to a qt from Moscow
>She'll probably ignore me by this time next week
>Still no Russian gf
Fuck

>>75441680
B-but my greatest ally who always tried to stab us in the back ... ((((((


I really need interpals, I don't talk to grills irl. You should have it good, all the girls that "love the british accent", even if you're a filthy scouser.

>>75441850
Russian girls are extremely overrated and I don't get the hype

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>>75441850
You will always make hand babis know ?

>>75441824
Do you actually live in iraq

>>75441888
You can visit them without a visa. Or at least in my case

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>>75441930
Why?

>>75441946
Yesh i went to russsssian brother with hokers and horses danshing like monkeys i fucked a girl in a horse costume thinking it was a horse

>>75441946
Yesh i went to russsssian brother with hokers and horses danshing like monkeys i fucked a girl in a horse costume thinking it was a horse

>>75441946
Brits need a visa, I can go to Ukraine or Belarus without one though
>>75441875
Nah not that much

Western Europeans don't like Brits, they think we are imperialists and don't follow EU rules etc

Eastern Euro girls think we are ugly drunks, they only want Spanish and Italian guys... or Germans if they need money

Asians like us a bit but prefer Americans or continental Euros

Latinas are neutral towards us, we have almost no presence in Latin America except some political tension with the Argies

Really the country that likes British men is the USA

>>75441888

Russian girls are fun to talk about literature and artistic movies with, American girls just know how to say catchphrases from the 80s and quips from shitty Marvel films.

>>75441551

Also you should try a reverse and act like a dick on your Chad account while using your real account to swoop in and let her cry on your shoulder or something.

>>75442002
Because you're weird and seem trollish.
Oh you're that kurd iraqi who posted his penis right?

>>75442145
Wired ? No bor i ma a gib ynroh nworb kcoc rekcus

>>75441785
flirting with her

if I flirt with girls on my real profile it is "too soon" and they'll start being cunty, shut me down etc

on my chad profile I don't need to wait

>>75442204
Where from iraq are you? Can you speak arabic?

>>75442204
مرحبا

Reminder to report /iihf_esc
Who SOMEHOW still has a profile despite breaking every fucking term of the TOS

>>75442258
Yesh yesh my nigga master beater >>75442284
مهبل اخي متوفر لك اذا اردت

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>>75439650
lold hard
crude honesty right here but it's the truth

I'm thinking of stopping, getting lewds just isn't fun if you're not a Chad, every girl becomes highly emotionally attached to you and a level 5 clinger, it just isn't worth it unfortunately.

>>75442340
Mashallah!

>>75442367
كس اختك ابن الشريفة المطوطعة الكوادة امشي منا قبل ما اشيلك بنعال ٤٥ معدل ينيج اجداد اسلافك

>>75442367
Okay i am sorry i am returd i was told by my brother he is a boob dick ass doctor so he knows his shtuff

>>75433938
Yeah, I know that feel. I'm only 7", but if I use angles very well (and sometimes a bit of photoshop), it looks kinda big. At least enough for the Asians

>>75442518
>only 7"
nice humble brag

>>75442518
What we talking bout toe ankles length?

>>75441019
He's embodiment of the Argentine man's Fernando Martinez suave smooth talk and charming skills.
An anglo with an ice-cold heart would never understand.

>>75442359
Send her your eggplant and post her reactions.

>>75442550
>brag
In what way is this a brag?
7" is on the lower end. My last gf said I would be perfect if I had a bigger dick. She left me a month later
>>75442554
Dick length

which country do you find easiest to get nudes from? (thailand doesn;t count)

>>75442645
turkey

>>75442638
Oh oh my bulbul is like 1/5 of 1/2 of my left shoulder width so i am pretty good

>>75442518
Being a dicklet sucks, I fucking hate my tiny dick it only impresses Asians

>>75442681
interesting, how many turkish nudes you got?

>>75442701
your what

>>75442736
Same

This one time my dad caught me jerking off in the shower because he was looking for his favorite oil scented shampoo so I pretended I was scratching my knee so I have to ejaculate inside of my own armpit it was disgusting there was cum inside my hair there was cum in my ears my asshole was hurting for some reason never going out with Terry again that dude is a rapist

>>75442820
Suicide pact?

>>75441551
its pretty funny seeing their reaction, i've done the same multiple times
>bitch gives nudes
>"i dont have a bf all boys are the same, I want an intelligent man"
>i answer "what about all the other intelligent men that you didn't even bother to answer"
>"haha I guess I like a rude man"
>tell her who I am
>3 paragraphs of damage control
kek

>>75442898
قصة باردة برو

>>75442979
If you can get a couple of guys or girls we could have a a long way down theme

>>75443015
hahah yep, always the same

I sit in my basement giggling like a retard. They will be talking to chad and even admit that they have been catfished before and aren't too sure about him, then post their nudes anyway

IF YOU TALKED TO MY REAL PROFILE THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY DECEPTION INVOLVED YOU FUCKING BITCHES

>>75443015
Hahaha that's funny reminds me of the time I tricked my sister into giving me 20 nude images and a video of her masturbating pretty funny what's more funny is that she doesn't know it was me tell this day yeah that's stupid cunt pretty nice pussy lips though really puffy really pops out the color of her eyes not that I'm looking at them but I guess

كسمكم يا ايها المنحطين
الف مليون مليار عير تيرانوسوروس ريكس بكس ام طبيب ولادتكم يا نتائج جماع الاقرباء

>>75443231
بربوك بربوك انت كحبة وامك كوادة السوق

>>75443015
Who are you, though?

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>>75443357
وانت ك*دي
مش لازم حاكي بعد

>>75443218
well what are you waiting for?

>>75443398
t. newfag

>>75443545
Oh shoot, someone called me a newfag on the internet, how can I even recover?

>>75443545
Are you suggesting? That I post them? You do know that she has committed suicide two years ago so that would be necrophilia and I don't think anyone here wants you to be a necrophiliac right? And do you think I've gotten so degenerate to the point that I would post naked images of my dead sister? Wow you truly are a despicable human being

am i fucked if i'm a sea-nigger?

>>75443450
Why do you think I'm from Kurdistan? Is it the thick Russian accent or is it the mink scented lemonade coat that I bought from Russia using mail-order brides as currency?

>>75444213
a what

>>75444271
sea=south east asian

>>75444213
No, is a fact that Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world

>>75444271
Sea lion it was talking about him being a sea lion but that is a confession in itself see I assume most of us seen the video with the little girl being bitten in the buttocks by wait for it sea lion so what he is subconsciously admitting is he want to bite children's butt when they are sleeping while he is guarding the kindergarten and suddenly he gleefully looks at the windows with all those sexy little Toshi's that he has to bite

>>75437331
>overweight
Literally the biggest non-issue there is. Literally just eat less and walk a few miles a day and it will be solved in a matter of months.

God you retards are pathetic.

>>75444441
>walk a few miles a day
>eat less
fuck that

>>75444470
Then be a loser beta while I keep collecting all the qties without any effort because there's no competition.

>>75444495
Hey fuck face being skinny is a choice being fat is also a choice don't judge people for the choices you mother fucker bitch mother fucker bitch I hump your mama at night while she is cooking in the kitchen making me a Rasta food my man

>>75444570
Exactly. Keep being beta losers. I love having no competition.

You know what I do when I get nudes from a girl within an hour? I ignore them :^)
Then you message them for 2 months and get nothing out of it and they friendzone you.
Stay mad.

>>75444599
yeah well every girl who friendzones me is another number to my hitlist

you won't be laughing when I go all Elliot Rodger on your ass

>>75444599
You're getting a little worked up. You sure you're not projecting or something?

>>75444570
>this iraqi autist is still going on

Anyways good night /cp/

>>75444599
>not knowing that you have to be a rutheless blunt animal to get nudes
baka beta nice larping tho

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>>75444687
>implying I'm not

>>75444736
>that cockthirst
lmao
real or fake prof?

>>75444808
Real. She really wants me.

>>75444853
get out of here chad

>>75444853
no nigger the pictures you're using
half the ppl here have fake chad profiles for nudes

>>75444939
I got banned from intershits because I trolled a tranny and a fatty

But my account was /BeauEmpereur. Real profile. Don't know if you've seen it

>>75445011
no i don't use IP i'm not interested in internet attention
but cool, post more whores thirsting for dick

>>75444939
Hey, du. Giv mig nu et råd om at snakke til danske piger

How do I keep a conversation going?

>>75445179
vær alt andet end hvid

>>75445184
in chat the initial get-to-know convos will keep going as you please it in any direction you please and in the phase you please. unless she's really horny or crazy about you.

that's if you look good. otherwise tough luck nigger you have to actually be funny and charming and shit. not knowing how to keep a chat going indicates you're neither

>>75445612
>you have to actually be funny and charming and shit
Then how do I do this is probably the more important question.

>>75445898
you need to be witty and smart to be funny and charming. and to be witty and smart you need to read or hang out with genuinely funny people, and more importantly, know how women think (they don't think like guys at all, basically a different creature)
overall you need confidence but over chat that's kind of irrelevant. making simple jokes and chatting a girl up over chat is literally the easiest shit ever, idk how to learn it to be honest it should come naturally.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BR HOMOS

>>75445080
I had many more convos, deleted all of them. And I used snapchat often

>>75445991
>it should come naturally.
If I'm posting on 4chan in a thread dedicated to international tinder it's kind of implied that it's not though.

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>tfw no american gf

>>75446142
i understand
work on your social skills it will transcend to chat rapidly and make that shit seem like kids play in comparison

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>>75446264
>tfw american qt

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>>75446094
good question

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>>75446308
where is she from
i want a southern gf

>>75446297
Do you think making a fake girl account to see how guys talk to her would help at all?

>>75446264

Why the fuck would you want an American?

This is Interpals. For INTERNATIONAL qts..

>>75446094
Because BRs are all mixed race and therefore prone to unnatural behaviour like homosexuality.

>>75446394
american girls are top tier if you find the right one
even better if foreign or immigrant

this site if full of green card chasers

>>75446380
maybe
>>75446394
because americans are international to us
just kidding they're soulless robots with no history or culture

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>>75446431

>american girls are top tier

New

>>75433877

>>75440006
iktf fampai