1. Your country 2. Your country starts and loses two world wars

3. Rearm as required, get called Nazi by anglo scum and start fearmongering

aww u sad bc germoney say meanie thing to u??

>>75427677
Well both brexit and us elections were orchestred by russians

So yeah, right now even China makes more sense as ally

At least they are predictable

BOMBEN AUF ENGLAND
PEARL HARBOUR UND 9/11 BESTE TAGE MEINES LEBENS

>>75427677
Only buttpained Ossis think like this

>>75428549
>britshit hears about "ossis"
>uses it as a buzzword to sound smart and knowledable about germany post war history

you know nothing fucking anglo, brexit and trump are not german's fault idiot

>>75428733
Where did I even mention brexit or Trump you fucking retard? Half my family served in West Germany, jog on Ossi dickhead

should have split Germany between France and Poland tbqh

>>75428786
you really think it is only ossis that hate you? very delusional, dont pretend you know anything, just because your family served in barracks completely isolated from the general population
you implied that blaming anglos is completely unjustified which is not true since you set the path with trump and brexit not germans

>>75428786
So you are son of eternal anglo occupant and you are proud about that

Go back to your island white monkey and watch how your economy will crash

You will be sick man of europe again

>>75428869
>barracks completely isolated from the general population
Lmbo definitely an Ossi
Fuck off putinboo cancer

>>75427677
Would have preferred a nuke on the Reichstag and an actual occupation instead of americans pretending to be our friends and later being butthurt because we don't want to be their personal fucktoy anymore.

>>75427677
Why on Earth would they even call you allies in the first place when historically you've been the enemy more often than not?

>>75428916
not an argument, keep living in your bubble
germans dont like you anymore, we are on our own and thats good

>>75427677
>2. Your country starts and loses two world wars
Wouldn't happen
We will win

>>75428880
are you czechbro or the russia in cz?

>>75428869
t. Ossi

You guys are pole-tier butthurt about America n shiet

>>75428817
That actually would have been nice.

>>75429055
>>75428549
But why are they so mad? Is it resentment that they got stuck with the commies?

>>75429055
t. cuck
t. soldatenbastard
verpiss dich tyrone

>>75429163
yea bc we are commies when we oppose american influence
nice logic, only americans

>>75429044
Europan first, than czech

>>75429281
nice reading comprehension, butthurt german who misconstrues everything

>>75429357
stay deluded

>>75429163
ddr influence, i guess.

>>75429357
Trust me, only one thing a kraut understands mate. And we dropped it on dresden in '45...

>>75429622
>t. paki'd and rotherham'd

>>75429163
They're just ignorant, most of them don't even know what Nato forces in Germany are like and unironically think they're being 'occupied'

>muh 2%

>For countries which spend less than 2% they agreed upon that these countries "aim to move towards the 2% guideline within a decade".
>within a decade
We don't have to do shit until 2024.

>>75432294
>aim to move towards the 2% guideline within a decade

If that's how it's worded, then you don't really need to achieve anything in any timeframe, just pretending you're trying is enough.

Glad we're not in this club of bums .