ITT: We list off common American sitcom mannerisms and Americans tell us if they actually happen or not. I'll go first
>wearing shoes in the house
>cooking a big breakfast only to take a sip of coffee and go to work
>being best friends with your next door neighbor
>>75406972
No
No
If your next door neighbor happens to be your best friend I guess
>>75407003
You were supposed to lie for comedic effect
>>75407046
Oh shit I'm sorry
>>75407105
This is why you've never won a war. Even the one fought on your own land
>>75407151
Awful thread
Canadians are such fucking jokes
>>75407105
sorry for what?
>>75407483
Our daddy taught us to not be ashamed of our dicks, especially since it's such a good size and all.
>the leaf thinks he's not just a more effeminate burger