/cum/

tfw no gf

who else /listening to Allman Brothers/ here?

>>75348857
Bitch, I wanted to make another edition.

Who else /terrible relationship with dad/ here?

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>>75348883
Whoa.... you're fast

Who else /great relationship with parents/ here

I ______ Denmark

>>75348920
My dad left us when I was like 3 or 4 so I don't really know him, i don't give a shit, though.

>>75348957
Want to succ

grab the bum of

>>75348957
Love

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I dont talk with my dad much

we dont have a constrained relationship or anything, but usually nothing new has happened or he just reminds me we're dirt poor and I try to end the conversation

>>75348957
want to impregnate

>>75348920
sometimes I think my dad doesn't like me much but I wouldn't call it terrible

>>75348957
wanttogenocide

>>75348920
Pretty bad, I used to try to awkwardly force conversations with him but it never worked out well
Been too disgusted with him after finding out about his porn habits a few years ago to talk to him at all

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>>75348963
yeah but girls fucking loved it back then, I had like 6-7 girls who asked me out. I use to have a jacket kind of like pic related and girls use to steal it from me and wear it and spray their perfume on it all the time.

>>75348957
elsker

>>75349035
tell us about his porn habits anon

>>75348920
i have a petty good relationship with him
i've just done a lot of shit that he didn't approve of

>>75349071
Cuck stuff
The one I saw was a captioned image saying "the future of white husbands everywhere" and it's some trap in a chastity cage. Turns out he follows a lot of bbc blogs too

make america great again

When is /cum/ converting to Islam?

>>75349177
fuck islam

>>75349159
wonder if he's acted any of that stuff out or if it's just a fantasy

>>75348978
>>75349000
>>75349056
i luv u!!
>>75349009
but you... why? ;_;

>>75348920
He is an alcoholic in denial. He would shout and start (verbal) fights with me and my mom throughout my childhood. He moved out about a year ago and I do not think he is worth pursuing a relationship with.

>>75349208
Are you always this rude? :c

Muslims should be forced to convert to Christianity.

>>75349177
when isis puts gun to my head

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Post your voice reading this

>>75349232
Dunno, he is pretty whipped by my mom so it's possible I guess

>>75349290
>converting like a coward
>not dying a martyr's death

>>75349263
naw <3

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This makes me sad

>>75349177
Give me a cute Arab gf and I will convert to Islam, Allahu Akbar brother

>>75349263
rudeness gets payed with rudeness >>75349009

>>75349323
kys any time anon
t. surviver

>>75349332
Is that Cairo, Illinois?

>>75349366
Yeah

>>75349323
I'm agnostic so I have no real imperative to not convert

>the 2 villains in overwatch are mexican
stop this racism

>>75349332
Is that Cairo, Egypt?

>Why yes, I will convert to Islam if a gun is put to my head instead of accepting Jesus into my heart and dying a martyr's death

>>75349428
Precisely actually

>>75349428
live to fight another day. even the disciples did it

>>75349454
Enjoy Hell

>>75349428
>accepting jesus
top kek

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>hmm? why yes i do forget to also add the the fedora pic

>>75349468
Will do

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>Racing to a red light

>>75349473
t. jesus

>>75349511
my parents aren't religious peasants so no

I'm going to marry the Asian qt and raise our hapa children as devout Christians

who else here is planning for deathbed repentance

Gonna stay agnostic unless I have some practical reason to convert

>>75349552
Hopefully, they will shoot up a Christian congress or something.

There is nothing wrong with hapas. Elliot just shows that there's a problem with MGTOW and /r9k/ tier thinking.

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if there are big anime titties in heaven I will repent

brought my car to a mechanic

hopefully he is one of the mexicans here cousin or something and he doesnt fuck me too hard

>>75349562
If god is good they will judge me fairly.
If god is not good then why would you serve them.

>>75349410
overwatch has no villians who are you referring to? Reaper and sombra?

Sombra is a lone wolf who pretends to be aligned with reaper.

Widow and reaper are the closest thing to villians but they aren't really all bad, widow was brain washed and turned into the ultimate sniper by slowing her heart rate down as much as possible through experiments (which is why shes blue) and brain washed to assassinate her own husband.

The Russians are probably the closest thing to actual villians in the game though, they are pro-genocide of omnics despite their leader working with omnics. Sombra also happens to control their leader and likely are going to be using Zarya to steal the doomfist and attack numbani

>>75349639
Why does /r/hapas exist, then? Why are they basically a meme?

>>75349673
Because there are pathetic virgin men of every race.

>>75349594
I will send you 3 psychic dollars (PSD) if you convert to my new religion.

>>75349673
They seem to be the loneliest and saddest mixed raced people out there

>computer can't run 3 somewhat complicated windows at once
*tapes phone where 3rd window used to be*

>>75349639
I didn't even know about hapas until yesterday when I discovered that hapa tiger youtube channel or whatever.

Jesus christ they are a pathetic bunch, I feel bad for them but they kind of bring it on themselves to an extent.

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>tfw not smart enough to be Catholic, the most a e s t h e t i c religion

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>tfw no catholic Russian girlfriend

>>75349703
How does that convert to USD?

I wonder, what is like to be an Asian male?

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>>75349671
stop making sense

>>75349759
1 PSD == Infinity USD

>>75349723
this little old lady i do work for is gonna take me to her catholic church on memorial day for a barbecue
kind of excited, maybe there'll be some qts there

>>75349806
I'll give it a think after doing some more research on these "PSDs"

>>75349828
stop that's haram
this is a one time deal

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>>75349799
I can't tell if you're making fun of me or complimenting me

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>Catholic Russians

Who are the best mixed race people?

>>75349868
Anglo-French

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>>75348857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqFgtYrw4J8

Terry is literally /ourguy/ god bless this man

>>75349868
I am

>>75349868
Hapa girls are very cute

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>>75349868
>best mixed race people
>mixed race
>best

>>75349900
Terry scares me

>>75349868
Best at what? Black male + white female hapas tend to dominate sports. white/asian females (specifically slavic + asian) are probably the most attractive.

>>75349976
That's not what a hapa is you dumb nigger

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>>75349952
he's a genius

>>75349956
D:

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>>75349853
both

>>75349995
wow rude

>>75349673
Its literally just a few hundred autists

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we should do this to leafs in cum

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>>75350011
oh


thanks... jerk

>>75350064

Lmao

>>75349754
>tfw no girlfriend

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>>75350064
i don't know why this one makes me laugh... the way he's sitting i don't know

Are Frank Ocean and Kanye West the most overrated hacks ever?

urinating is one of the simple pleasures in life

>>75350153
I dunno who Frank Ocean is but yes to Kanye

>>75349952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXNCJiDzhWs

He's just a man dedicating his life to God, what's there to be sacred of?

>>75350147
he looks like a fucking doll, haha

>>75350136
Remember those days when people were saying that she had a chance at winning Texas and Arizona?

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>>75350137

even a fruit like Justin knows a goddess when he sees her

I'm going to make Anglo-Chinese hapas

>>75350180
shitting>peeing
tbqh

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Sup guys

>>75350247
Very gay

>>75350153
kanye still gets a lot of mainstream attention cuz of his shoes, but not really for the music at all

>>75350254
the absolute STATE of california

>>75350200
Do you know what /g/ thinks of him?

>>75350153
Frank Ocean is an actual great artist desu. Yeezy is a great memer

>>75350243
Do Chinese women also hate their own men like other Asians?

>>75350238
かわいいいいいい

>>75350338
This girl told Asian men to swipe left on her Tinder profile

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>>75350362

>>75350290
No idea, they just meme whenever he's brought up

>3G

>>75348857

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H-H-HE'S FAST!

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how can the biological imperative even compete

>>75350307
Frank Ocean had like ONE good song and the main reason as to why he gets attention is because he's a literal black faggot who talks about drugs so of course the millennial generation had to anoint him as their God during the summer of 2013.
>Yeezy is a great memer
>this is what hiphopheads believe
Anybody outside the Kanye bubble of stupidity can see he's just an attention whore, he's so incredibly embarrassing.

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>>75350507

>you now remember when Jeb's brother threw a rembrandt right down the plate in 2001

>>75350507
YOU HAD ONE SHOT
ONE VOTE
AND YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY

>>75350507
super speed?!

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STOP BEING A THOT

>>75350616
No

>>75350507
His oldest son is so ugly.

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>>75350616
listen here u little shit

Are Mexicans with English names cringy?

>>75350567
How was 50 cent so bad

spilled a bunch of gas on my hands and pants at the gas station lol

>>75350717
That sucks, want a cigarette senpai?

>>75350714

its hard to throw when you cant even read

homemade pizza for dinner

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time to get spooked

Post scary scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YkYyWFycXA

Chinese takeout for dinner

Why don't American gas stations have attendants?

>>75350692
Usually it's just a Mexican who has a Spanish name but there's an English equivalent that's easier to say

>go up I5 to oregon
>thrown in prison for pumping my own gas

>>75350745
smokers for jokers

>>75350817
why don't mexican gas attendants have heads?

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>be Californian

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>why yes, I enjoy handling filthy gas pumps

>>75350817
they don't

>living in new jersey

>>75350847
You're saying that Mexicans with Spanish names in America are cringy?

>>75350817
in new jersey it's illegal to pump your own gas
everywhere else is normal

>having unsanitary gas pumps

Fun fact: in Quebec it's illegal to make a right turn on a red light. We need to civilize that province

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>go to the beach in new jersey
>get arrested for pumping gas

>>75350944
No I'm not saying it's cringy I'm just saying why it happens. Do Mexicans in Mexico take English names? That just sounds odd.

>implying anything used by the Californian public is sanitary

>>75350916
So are you going to actually answer my question as to why they don't have attendants?

>>75350996
no

>implying it isnt

>>75350946
and Oregon

>>75350961
Beautiful map. Big fan of it.

californians are easily the worst people in the world

>>75350961
really did not make me think at all

fact: in oregon, it is illegal to eat ice cream on sundays

>>75350781
burn the basil?

>>75350982
Yes, some people. There was a girl in my class named Tracy.
>>75350961
What is like living in the yellow part of Texas?

Is it true that Californians have to pay to go the beach?

Fact #1: In California, it's illegal to be white without paying the Oppression Tax.
Fact #2: In California, everyone has a gay lisp.

I have no interest in travelling below the 42nd parallel

>>75351093
>>75351038
wtf is going on in oregon

>>75351098
no. how's the tooth?

in Beaverton, Oregon, you have to pay $10 for a license to install a burglar alarm

In California, you get fined if you water your lawn.

>>75351106
Why do they do that?

>>75351045
good lad
unless he is another shit politician
then
bad lad

>>75351197

that was months ago, m80

>>75351045
you can only push a man so far..

>>75351093
Why?

>>75351158
Good. Got it filled, thought I was in for something much worse.

In California, being light skinned is seen as abnormal and you will be made fun of.

34% of the country's welfare leeches live in california, and the state is only 12% of the population

>>75350692
better than xochitl

Fact: Until 1926 it was illegal to be black in Oregon

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finally puked out the worst part of the hangover

>>75351198
Because they heard on TV and they liked it, the cringiest are the ones that spell their names as if they were Spanish.

>>75351264

yet we contribute so much money to keep red welfare states from going under

>>75351267
Black people couldn't stay the night in my city until the mid 70s or 80s.

>>75351267
It wasn't illegal, but you weren't allowed to vote. Same with the Chinese and mulattos.

Denmark posters of /int/ are alright except for that annoying turkish nationalist who keeps posting his Ülkü Ocakları shit who nobody cares about.

>>75351266
Native names are cool, kys cunt. There was a girl in my class called Tzitziki and if I had been a girl my mom would've named me Itzel.

I want an Asian gf

>>75351327
I think mulattos could, but they had to pay a tax.

>>75351129
no.. there's some beaches where you have to pay to park at the parking lot like santa monica but those are usually tourist traps and there's always spots to park for free if you walk a few blocks or head to other beaches

>>75351348
kendin sikiş gidip seni kirli köpek!

>>75351467
>In 1916, Oregonians voted to keep Section 6 of Article II of the constitution, which read "No negro, Chinaman or mullato shall have the right of suffrage," even though it had been rendered moot by the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. In 1927, Oregonians finally decided to remove this suffrage exclusion from their constitution.

>>75351327
Well it read
>it shall not be lawful for any negro or mulatto to enter into, or reside in Oregon
There was a prior law that was removed which allowed them to stay if they would receive yearly lashing.

>>75351353
If I had been a girl I would've been named Ana Maria really dodged a bullet there

>>75351299
federal money subsidizes california's high tax rate

hope trump's tax plan passes and that shit stops

Also the Chinese were legally black at the time

what's the difference between a canadian poster and a anime girl.... nothing...

>>75351554
>started a casual relationship with an Asian girl from Tinder
>started to develop feelings for her
>she still doesn't want a boyfriend
Feels bad.
Maybe one day.

>>75351618

anime girls consume less maple syrup

Chechens are considered black in Russia. There's a story about a Chechen woman coming to the US and writing that she's black on all her paperwork and then being surprised when she was told that she was white, not black.

>>75348920
Here

>>75351717

>2012

>>75351683
Are Chechens white?

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>>75351736
WAY TO GO CALIFORNIA YOU DID IT

Why is it so hard for Democrats to win Texas when non-whites are the majority of the state? Is it just because non-whites are lazy fucks that don't vote? Also, why is Alaska so conservative?

>>75351799

strangely enough, most of the big cities in Texas went blue for Shillary

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>tfw you will never be a legendary /int/ personality

whatever happened to the psychotic borderline schizophrenic canuck son of a bitch that wreaked havoc on the /CUM/ general for years

I heard he doesn't post here anymore

I heard he's the meanest sumbitch to ever come down the pike

I heard he ain't dead yet and you better protect ya neck

>>75351814
I know, except Fort Worth, though.

>>75351799
I assume a lot of the non-whites in Texas aren't citizens.

>>75351821
The only way to become a legendary /int/ personality is extreme autism

>>75351821
why do they all have bloody noses

>>75351814
>big cities vote democrap
>strange

>>75351821
me on the ground

Brehs what if

Like

Hold up

Like

Bear with me here

What if all of us whose dad left us have the same dad?

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>>75351776

>>75351821
The only guy I really remember is the one who used to spam FWG, ban evade, and then hacked 4chan.

>>75351814
Only big cities are blue in Texas

And generally they are all pretty south

North and West Texas are all white

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>When is /cum/ converting to Islam?

I'm a registered Democrat.

>>75351985
So? Non-whites are still the majority

>>75351989
I would have to lie.

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why don't californians finish high school?

Im tired of all of you
Im so depressed

>>75352022
And yet it stays Red.

>>75352011

shocker

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>I'm a registered Democrat.

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i need to study for monday
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

You, you got so much potential
Every moment spent with you
I bet was always eventful
I've never seen your type of species
Give me heebiejeebies

>>75352037
idk
I dropped out because I chased a girl

>>75352075
why don't yuros celebrate memorial day?

>>75352057
And I'm asking why is that, up to answering it?

>>75352061
I also voted for Bernie in the primary, own plaid shirts, wear beanies sometimes, used to have a beard, and listen to indie music.

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wow, what a idiot

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is he our guy?

>>75350567
George was the manager for a baseball team for years and was incredibly into baseball to the point of telling his dad he didnt want to be in politics because he wanted to manage baseball.

why dont brits celebrate the 4th of july?

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I voted for Hillary Clinton.

>>75352123
what kind of indie?

>>75352022
>non whites are the majority

Only in the cities and even then they are confined to certain parts

I should know I live here

>>75352144
fireworks give the refugees PTSD, arent you considerate

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>I also voted for Bernie in the primary

>>75352151
cuck

POST MOAR HILLARY MEMES

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i've voted 3 times and picked a winner every time

why dont y*nks celebrate the 2nd of july?

>>75352178
>non-hispanic whites are 45.3% of the population

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas#Race_and_ethnicity

Why don't Mexicans celebrate the stupidity that is 5 de mayo?

what is this "cold one with the boys" meme going around

>>75352037
Tbh Texas went down when all the Katrina refugees came.

This is accurate.

https://youtu.be/evNtB2BtZdM

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Can't wait for August

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Not all catholics are bad, but all catholics are pedos.

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R8 my doggo

>>75352283

all the mexicans around here say they love it because it gives them a day to drink and party

>>75352251
>Wikipedia vs someone who lives here

>>75352167
Here are some songs I listened to recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYHMzOYNGxA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50-EHJrALlI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txCCYBMKdB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AigOUsOEhSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI54kesadOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

>>75352353
Those are Chis not Mexicans

learn the difference could save your life

>>75352363
>The US census vs your anecdote

>>75352437
Indie isn't a real genre, negro

>>75352447
>implying the census is accurate

>>75352474
>immplying your anecdote is accurate

>>75352302

rape culture

a cold one = a woman

>>75352491
It is

>>75352353
Disgusting, why are Mexicans so embarrassing?

Reminder that the shitty cholo CHIs that form gangs are Californians

Chicanos are scum
Hispanic-Americans are nice people

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>>75352381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqJ4hT4swjo

>>75352531
oh

>>75352630
didn't watch

>>75352578
Californian chicano culture is cancer

>We is Califas

https://youtu.be/-CJj_ZZPZng

>>75352630
I refuse to watch that video.

Please summarize it in 3 lines of greentext for me.

>>75352664
Exactly. Tejanos are based

>>75352664
>me and my homies ain't never been to mexico

>we are mexican

>our Spanish ain't perfect

California should be nuked

CHIs should be rounded up and shot

>x is based

nothing is based when everything is based

captcha STOP EAST

>>75352696
>i think i'm this
>does test
>oh wow i actually also have this

>>75352340
that's cute

Californian girls are extremely easy compared to girls from Oregon, at least based on my experience on Tinder

>>75352766
But Tejanos are based

*sees you on tinder*
*gives you a super like*

Mexicans who assimilate and identify as Americans with Mexican ancestry > Literal shit > Chicanos

Why are Tejanos based?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iszNi2RlGA4

embarrassing

>>75352950
We don't shit up the US like Californian CHIs
>>75352939
I identify as an American before a Mexican so I guess I win

>>75352950
Because they rebelled against M*xico along with the Anglo-Texans

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how does this image make you feel?

>>75353000
Source?

>>75353023
There were Tejanos in the Alamo for one

New bread:

>>75353049

>>75353023
>The Texians and Tejano alike rebelled against attempts by the government to centralize authority in Mexico City and other measures implemented by Santa Anna

>>75350969
it literally isn't you fucking baboon

if there's a sign, you can't