This is the 4chan pass user refuge thread.
No other posters allowed.
Oh wait...
Hello
What's going on?
I don't want to pay gookmoot but fuck proxypostings
>mfw poorfags can't post
>>75330319
Captcha service shat the bed apparently
>>75330325
kek
I only bought a 4chan pass when I got home drunk one night and wanted to shitpost at speed but found it very convenient for my day to day posting, very happy with my purchase.
10/10
Thanks 4chan.
>>75330325
I'm ok with this
>>>/vip/
is shit anyways
I can literally PICTURE the dozens of hyperventilating poorfag /int/ users reading this thread RIGHT NOW
>>75330331
Agreed. For only 20 dollars a year you get such a wealth of benefits! Legit lmaoing @ people who haven't bought it yet.
>>75330335
Literally cucked
>implying hiroshima nagasaki didn't do this on purpose
get that pass goys!
>>75330331
>drunkposting
kys my man
>>75330341
Already on it chief.
If I continue to drink my body should give out at some point.
>>75330349
Don't you people have easy access to guns, I would have taken the fast and easy route rather than wasting away while hating myself more and more everyday.
>>75330341
>>75330357
>not drunkposting
commit sudoku senpai
test
>>75330357
>while hating myself
What gives you the impression that I hate myself?
>>75330361
I am just projecting myself onto your post pham
>>75330360
ur good magyarbro
Hello :)
>>75330368
I couldn't post just now for some reason
>>75330372
welcome
>>75330359
when I get "drunk", my mind remains clear but I feel like I am constantly losing control over the basic functions of my body, not very enjoyable.
>>75330374
was it because you didn't have a pass?
>>75330372
>⭐
thus begin an new age of tripfags
>>75330361
all m*inlanders hate themselves so he assumes you must too
>>75330376
It's all about set and setting chinanon. You gotta have a good mindset and be in the right setting. Try getting half drunk and doing something nostalgic like playing old games or reading.
>>75330380
>butthurt TWfag joins the fray
I am not a mainlander but I am very much chink.
>>75330372
>>>/qa/1349599
faguette
>>75330310
I'm getting a little lonely, bros.
>>75330383
Or playing cancerous MOBAs which are only bearable while drunk
How do you manage to read while drunk though?
>>75330386
hey that's my thread
what a small world
>>75330377
No but I'm phoneposting so cant really what the problem was
>>75330390
I lay down on my bed with some scotch and historical books
It gets ridiculously comfy
>>75330335
screeching
>>75330394
could be internet connection
>>75330383
the point is I am kinda allergic on alcohol, I can probably drink an inhuman amounts of whiskies/vodka (which is a big part of my life when I was living in London) if my throat would stop expanding the second it feels alcohol in my system.
>Try getting half drunk and doing something nostalgic like playing old games or reading.
I can feel like that with a dram of whisky but I usually pour myself a big class and I like to finish my drink quickly, it's a personal problem of mine.
>>75330376
Yeah some people don't enjoy it and a few people I know hate it, I like it because I'm usually quite socially reserved and it loosens me up a lot.
>>75330402
Well, if you're allergic you can't force yourself to get drunk. Try large amounts of weak alcoholic drinks or very small amounts of strong ones, and mix it up until you find something that you can handle.
>>75330335
after living in places with restricted internet I would not wish this fate on except my absolute most hated enemy.
>>75330404
I enjoy drinking but I can't drink in social situations, almost ruined a wedding with my somewhat drunken outbursts.
>>75330405
That's actually what I did when I was living overseas, I try building up my resistance but you can only go so far.
Fucking poorfags
>>75330409
>almost ruined a wedding with my somewhat drunken outbursts.
Alright, tell us what you did.
what third world country can I travel to and impress a girl with my 4cha pass?
>>75330432
Zimbabwe
>>75330409
Eh, may not be your thing then. Try weed, or meditation,
>>75330432
Every Eastern European third world country except Lithuania, apparently.
Haven't seen a single one of them with a pass yet
>>75330421
it wasn't as interesting as you imagined, the wedding was for one of my cousins and they are basically doing 1-2 hours worth of "we love each other so much" corny crap, I was in a hurry to leave because I have an important profession exam to catch (which I ended up failing anyways) and I have had too many brandies, my family said I was going to pull something bad before stopping me.
>>75330437
I wish I have access to any of these things but if I got find out I will probably die here.
>>75330437
>meditation
nigga
Feels like a ghost town.
I never realised how many people weren't using passes
How the fuck do you make yourself sit there and solve captchas day in day out
>>75330442
50,000 anons used to shitpost here....
feels like /int/ old post rate at this time before generals became a thing tbqh
>>75330444
captchas have been getting more and more elaborate and difficult as well
is this all a big ploy by gookmoot?
>>75330440
Godspeed Chinanon, find what you love someday.
>>75330441
Even just stopping to think about life for a while is nice.
>>75330444
Yeah, I feel like that as well. It baffles me when people act like the pass is terrible. Posting without a captcha is fucking glorious, especially in faster threads.
Just type your post, ctrl+enter, and you're done.
Let's share some oldfag stories.
Anybody remember that Australian anon who hacked 4chan to doxx that French femanon who used to post on /int/? It was back in late 2013 or 2014 I think and the meme back then was that she likes to fuck dogs. She was quite hot.
The Australian sits in a prison now, if I remember correctly.
>mfw a poorfag autistically screeches near me
>>75330444
When ausmoot hacked the joint they were only making about 20k a year off passes, not that many users compared to how many lurkers are on the site
>>75330451
Why would he be in jail?
>moot works for google
>google runs recaptcha
HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO
>>75330451
YES
and all the admin shit got revealed too
that was fucking comedy gold
>>75330451
That's hardly an oldfag story
>>75330451
I bought a pass 40 minutes ago out of self-hate.
>>75330456
Is this foreshadowing the return of our rightful lord and savior Moot Christ?
>>75330455
>>75330457
>>75330459
ahh man those were the days
>>75330457
>>75330449
>ctrl+enter
???
I always just do tab+tab+space
>>75330455
His identity got found out pretty quick
>>75330464
>not shift+tab+enter
>>75330451
I was the guy in the notorious /brit/ meetup picture
tab tab enter masterrace
>>75330466
HOLY FUCK
>>75330464
I did before as well, but ctrl-enter lets you do it while you're still in the text box.
>>75330466
ctrl+enter masterrace
>>75330470
>>75330466
based lads both of you
>>75330467
the one who got lost?
>>75330473
Nah the "french" one
Why not just tab tab enter?
>>75330474
>moyes
>>75330467
Did you guys actually have a fun night?
Was the story about one of you not having ID and having to leave true?
>>75330477
Yes. He didn't have an ID so he left, we later found out he went to a gay bar on his own.
anyone know whatever happened to he who shall not be named?
POORFAGS BTFO
>>75330474
fucking legendary
Seriously it's 15 quid, who the fuck can't afford that
>>75330451
whatever happened to that wave of girls btw, did they all find homes in generals
>>75330482
I've seen a lot of people actively hate the pass. Christ knows why.
>>75330451
Don't really know if this counts as oldfag, but in the summer of 2016, moot crashed a thread on /b/ by posting a picture of a glowing ham on the right side of the board and banning himself and everyone else in the thread for 2 minutes with the message "USER WAS HAMMED FOR THIS POST"
I was too drunk to screencap :(
>>75330466
hmmm
>>75330484
They're jews.
>>75330483
>wave of girls
there was more than one?
>>75330490
didnt witness that but sounds like typical moot
he will never come back, sigh
>>75330310
hello
>>75330490
That's not even slightly old.
Alright gentlemen, I'm gonna go pass out now. Have a good night /int/ passholder master race.
>>75330496
a few americans, a kiwi, french and even one chick from guam
I remember the kiwi one because when her face pics leaked she disappeared because she was ugly
>>75330499
good night laddo
>>75330500
huh i vaguely remember the kiwi one, but the other ones not so much
>>>/vip/61369
Don't forget to sign the book of condolences
>>75330513
witnessed
>>75330513
always wondered how you're supposed to save images for them to have such filenames
>>75330549
What's big?
>>75330553
>Shirou
Ew
>>75330553
ur moms cock l m a o
>>75330558
Of course you'd post the king of homos
Benis
>>75330576
oh fuggggg x---DDD
>>75330576
>a png official has spent half of pngs gdp on a 4chan pass
HEY POORFAG WHAT'S UP LMAO
>>75330614
You have too much debnts to be buying 4chan passes
>>75330614
>buying a 4chan pass instead of paying debts
Shameful
>>75330614
do germans pay for greek passes like they do with israeli submarines?
nice meme
>>75330335
I like to picture the hundreds, if not thousands of people around the globe furiously completing captchas, hoping that the next one will be the one that lets them back in
>>75330689
kek
>>75330689
top fucking kek
Hello!
This board is suddenly white
why can you only post with pass? Whats going on
Lmao poor non-pass plebians
>>75330785
The site is now only for the rich
>>75330793
All boards and why?
>>75330785
4chan is now a billionaires only club
*sips on top shelf tea from aldi*
>>75330803
Hiroshimoot fucked up
>>75330803
Because captchas aren't working
>>75330813
>fucked up
He finally made things better. Pretty sure the Reddit ratio just went down to minimal.
>>75330817
thank you
/balk/ here
>>75330310
noice
suspicious lack of posters from these areas
>>75330859
I see quite a lot of them.`
>>75330859
>>75330859
The south Americans are the real victims here. Them and the Jews, no Israelis anywhere
>>75330865
>>75330868
>>75330871
Now it just looks like we're samefagging
>>>/g/60606484
Spare a thought for those suffering as a result of this purge
hooray
>>75330859
is this the real indicator of poverty?
>>75330310
Does anyone know why this is happening?
I had to renew my pass for this shit...
>>75330920
So people buy the pass.
>>75330920
Hiro wants Anons to buy a 4chan pass
>>75330928
>>75330931
Is it only a thing on 4chan or does captcha not work on other sites as well?
>>75330934
It can't be web wide or google would have fixed it by now
>>75330490
>Don't really know if this counts as oldfag, but in the summer of 2016
>>75330880
GODDAMN
WE HAVE FOUND THE SOLUTION GUYS
JEW FREE 4CHINZ AT LAST
Even if they were poor, I miss all the non-pass posters. Except Brazil.
Hello goys
When did you guys get trapped here?
Started lurking when I was 15, right after the Scientology stuff. Thought this was a meetup place for Anonymous, stayed here for the memes.
>>75330934
you can captchapost on /ghost/ so no this is probably deliberate
>>75331021
I don't think I even remember anymore
>>75331021
in 2009
>>75331021
>trapped
Never did, 4chan is just a hobby to me.
>>75331021
2nd year of uni. Only friend I made in my first year was older and graduated, so I had nobody and it was too hard to try and make new friends.
Someone posted on another site about lieking mudkips, so I followed a link to ED to find out what they meant. Eventually browsing ED led to /b/, which led to the rest of the site.
Been here ever since.
>>75331021
I think I was 16 when a Canadian exchange student at my school showed me the site
test
Why did you buy a 4chan pass in the first place?
Bullies
test
>>75331107
because it saves me time, allows for faster posting and also supports the website i spend the most time on
if you would stop being such a greedy fuck and didn't take everything for granted you might consider paying the 1.6$ a month as well
suck it richcucks your safe space is over
>>75331172
fine point taken
>>75331160
Did it hurt, watching us post without you?
fuk you hiro
Its back fuck you passfags
>>75331107
>the refugees are back
Can i post now?
Imagine unironically paying to post on a vietnamese cartoon board
>>75331192
>>75331228
>they kept manically refreshing the website for 3 hours just to be able to post this asap
>>75331228
>literally PAYING MONEY to ruin your life
>>75331228
>he never comes outside so will never comes at places that are range banned
heh
welcome back poorfriends
>>75331248
I'm sure that's exactly what they were doing too.
Poor little poorfags.
>47
fugg legacy captcha is still broken
wew
test
I think I get it
I'm sorry for my white women and Catholic gf shitposts, /int/
I promise I'll be a good boy now
test
>>75331512
My captcha seem to be ok
>>75331512
(Toi)
Test
>>75332011
I'm dead serious anon.
also
>paying for a pass
>>75332093
>complaining about 20 burgers
Poorfag.
Odnnfofm
>>75332286
>paying for a pass because you couldn't wait to post for a few hours
>paying for pass to post 10 seconds faster
les français ont élu Macron donc ça m'étonne pas qu'ils tombent dans n'importe quel panneau
allez, je te laisse a tes graines.
>>75332377
L'argent ne me manque pas.
>>75331107
I wanted to help moot
I also wanted to shitpost without captchas
>>75332422
must be nice to be the son of an oilsheikh
>>75332553
20 freedoms dollars a year aint that big honestly
hey dudes
ayo where da pass wimin at
>>75332377
>paying for pass to post 10 seconds faster
And 30 seconds earlier
>Paying to shitpost
>>75333381
you have to do what you have to do my friend
>>75333381
>asking google's permission to shitpost
>>75333333
yes
>>75333403
>Giving 80 dollars to gookmoot just to shitpost
>>75332613
why do you have a pic of me
>>75333731
it's a price i'm willing to pay
>>75336079
Captchas were broken for few hours
>>75336104
Oh so that's why all the pass users crawl out of the woodwork
Thanks for the heads up mang
>>75336104
*VIP mode was being beta tested
I don't have a pass :^)