DPD is theft edition
inflation is theft
taxation is theft
doing a poo is theft
yank terrorists OUT
Vile slugs
babestation
susan
frederica
Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy
beer tastes disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqKYJOmaGNk
tune incase someone didnt see last time
>>75321697
>>75321683
'nces
>>75321683
wish she was my gf
babestation is theft
Kyary
will read up on propositional logic over summer
reckon i have a natural aptitude for it
Clearly you don't know what Islam is about. It is a peaceful religion and if you actually did some research on the religion, you'd know violence is discouraged. ISIS is the opposite of what Islam is, no Muslim would kill innocent people, get your facts straight. Islam is a peaceful religion and ISIS is making real Muslims look bad.
>>75321699
Were there lots of qt girls there? I've noticed a growing trend for lots of girls to be interested in climbing, it's one of their only hobbies as far as I can tell desu (tips fedora)
>haven't eaten dinner
>can hear female voices in the kitchen and can smell perfume in the house
>can't get to the kitchen to eat something now
racists in real life are usually these fat ugly uncultured chavs who are just disgusting to be around
DON'T
REPLY
TO
IT
took a selfie a few hours ago
had to set the delay to an hour haha
>>75321714
who dont
>>75321718
babestation stole cum from my ballsack
gall da bolis
https://twitter.com/blondieandbeast
lads
It was dark all around
There was frost in the ground
When the tigers broke free
And no one survived from the Royal Fusiliers, Company see
They were all left behind
Most of them dead
The rest of them dying
And that's how the high command
Took my daddy from me
>>75321749
>not stockpiling crisps and chocolate in your room
do you even assburger
>>75321749
shut the fuck up i haven't eaten in two days and it will probably be 2-3 more days before i can chew again
NYOOBS
>>75321730
hate the axiom of choice. prefer types to sets simple as. love the law of excluded middle
howling
are kylad getting the views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70nT6waVD2M
>>75321772
got any pics of her fanny?
does she shave it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rket4xvu_ac
>>75321751
Unsurprising this general is full of them then
>>75321778
Very difficult fap scrolling down that page but I'm managing
>>75321815
lamo fukin hell it actually has
dont think he knows either
>>75321778
which one's the beast?
been listening to my nu leng for like 2 years
now runts are ruining it
>>75321824
why isn't he wearing a poppy?
how does one go about becoming a nihilist?
>>75321597
GOOD edition
>>75321796
I usually do have a little stockpile but I haven't left the house much recently
These girls might even be new housemates
JUST
>>75321837
ngl im a bit spooked, it just popped up on my youtube recommendations
haven't been watching much kyary content recently either, botnet must be on to me
love the tractatus hate philosophical investigations simple as
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495840925792.webm
the english gf
>>75321819
no i dont
why are normgoblins so loud
had a nap and had a very vivid dream about being caught up in a nuclear explosion
It felt like time stopped and everything slowly evaporated upwards
Reckon its a premonition?
hate how womyn go after the tanned dark haired lads
>>75321872
ye havent watched kazza for yonks its all about sue these days
>>75321899
low IQ
ate too much mcds and now im fucking bursting and dying
>>75321917
we normally just call them pakis
thought sue was the same as kyary because they all look the same ngl
>>75321964
how dear you
>>75321930
plastic fans
>>75321964
delete this
>>75321895
you can sort of see a black bush through those knickers
hate dentists, not tim just don't like em simple as
love pints
>make conscious decision to not go out on a Friday
>regret it as I go to bed
rrrreeee
Wish I had the money and energy to go our big friday and saturday tbqh
>>75322009
FONT
have janny acceptance letters been sent out yet
>>75321887
>give me your weewee mistress cate
hot
life is grim and shit if you're not a normie
>>75315143
do brits find this gim. funny?
>>75321990
dont think you can but ok
"simple as" is a great gimmick
>>75322038
yes. I am the janny now
>>75321947
nah they're not asian ethnicity
they look like Mediterranean
had a nice day today
I hate when Westerners misuse the Koran, interpreting it and the Hadiths literally. It's metaphorical, stupid.
https://archive.is/TdLkK
>>75322112
so sophisticated x
>>75322112
*triangulates your position*
heh
you are finished now kid
>>75322112
Shall n't be reading a fucking worth of this
>>75321864
Read Beyond Good and Evil and then Thus Spake Zarathustra
Nietzsche himself is not a nihilist, but he does a much stronger job laying out the foundation for nihilism than he does in attempting to explain his non-nihilistic, quasi-existential outlook
>>75322124
he's the guy from those tranny porn gifs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ufj7swnHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4b8-046SAs
Thoughts lads?
>>75322175
women are literally insane
>>75322119
lmao this entire article is the definition of reeching
just admit he was a paedo
always thought it was /brit/ making me racist but i've become more racist since i stopped posting here regularly.
really makes you think
hate driving on the m50
hate irish weather
like chilling
simple as
women? nah, not a fan
>>75322234
great post
>>75322158
thank you my friend
>>75322228
this place is filled with wanton 'sheeds and ali and guilt trip cases
hate dpd
love the bears how
simple as
>Be me years ago.
>Knock at the door.
>Its some girl.
Oh god, thank god your home, I need to use your phone, I was just in a horrible car accident.
>Live in rural nowhere, lots of curved roads and mountains.
Where did you wreck?
>She points and says "my boyfriends still back there, he needs help."
Wait here.
>JUST LET ME IN! COME ON HURRY! HE COULD BE DYING!
you stay right here on the front porch.
The thing was, on that one curve I installed a mirror to help see if there was anything coming when backing out.
>See a parked car right there in the mirror, oh shit.
You wait right here, ill bring you the phone.
>She turns, looks towards car, then to me, I turn to go inside.
>Suddenly hear screaming.
>Turn and the bitch has a fucking knife trying to stab me.
>End up having to punch her in the face.
>Car behind corner revs up and starts coming.
>Have a shotgun mounted above my door. "family tradition."
>Pull it down and fire two rounds into the car itself.
>He keeps going and leaves her the fuck there.
>Call the cops, she had a few stabbings on her record.
>Boyfriend caught not to long ago.
>White girl, black guy, guy had a murder charge.
Mossenburg, cheap, dependable.
>>75322270
fuck off yank
hate yanks, hate them
Hate work
Love money
Simple as
the town of Reading is a shithole, dire is an understatement
would like a great big purge there
>>75322228
/brit/ is a diverse place 2bh
only 1am but very tired might do a lie down
had a wee in the swimming pool lads
>>75322292
i come and go, i'm not locked into this site like you are
>>75322349
this is the first time i've posted in a week, and before a few weeks ago i hadn't posted for months
nice projection
fuck off yank
>>75322329
too diverse for my liking
fuck off yank
>>75322318
the conservative and labour parties are exactly the same
love memorial day weekend
hate steven crowder
plain as day
>>75322288
not a word
>>75322371
maybe you should spend more time here with me bender
>>75322371
don't think i will
my very existence upholds /brit/ish values
>>75322383
what are you remembering?
>>75322371
real yank hours are upon us my man
better butter up that scat faucet of yours
I am so short lol. I should be killed
with the lads haha
Corbyn's passion is unrivaled by any politician I have ever seen.
>>75322414
my father
the daughter
need a qt gf to cuddle
saw on /pol/ that corbyn is gaining in the polls. is it true?
>>75322414
that's not how that idiom works
last meme beer i got
>>75322398
like to keep my purity of will
>>75322480
same
>>75322467
would give her detention
Made 26 quid in tips today - pretty happy with that
>>75322483
gaining like an american gains pounds
Why do Corbynites go on about ''the right wing media'' as if the Guardian, the Independent, the Star, and countless online leftist rags don't exist?
>>75322480
don't care mate lol
nova scotians are good at making music and tv shows, absolutely worthless at everything else
quite like regular scots, really
>>75322483
Yeah, The tories are getting destroyed, their campaign has been a disaster
>>75322499
more histamine for the bell's palsy contest winner
dont care
>>75322430
how short haha
albertans are only good at making oil, much like pakis
>>75322467
wonder how many times she has rubbed her wet fanny on that pillow
>>75322512
don't reply to me ever again
>>75322483
Theresa may had a whole ton of support but he had to open her mouth and chat shit about fox hunting or something now everyones voting corbyn
>>75322513
this doesn't change that them media in this country is dominated by the right wing
>>75322535
don't care
>>75322532
5'8 LOL. i should be put in a concentration camp. I am a disgustingly short human being
>>75322483
yeah
tories fucked it and are only still in the lead because we NEED them for brexit
labour is slurping up stupid students and other polotical runts by promising FREE SHIT FOR EVERYONE
anti-brexitoids are going to labour too
>>75322505
You said you need a qt gf, but posted a picture of a non-qt
Confused desu
>tfw life is falling apart
memes for this feel
>>75322573
>3000 pounds for a hug
>>75322520
Believe they're called Old Scotians
got succed
>muslims commit ethnic cleaning in the middle east right now in the 21st century
>"b-but deporting them is just like the Nazis who we all fought to destroy!"
>>75322535
unironically true
and shopping centres, don't forget about our shopping centres
>>75322573
>>75322560
that's an acceptable height lad don't worry your bean over it
>>75322590
thats a good one
>he has a business degree
>>75322594
AYYYpeelinmyfaceoff
>he doesn't have a 2:2 in sports psychology
howling at your life
>>75322539
Loads.
I know an Indo chick that NEVER touches her pussy sexual ly but will rub and ride her bolster pillow like a champion lol
>>75322594
>that skin
>those eyebrows
>those nails
>that airbrushing
>that pout
Revolting
I bet she's from Essex
from essex lads
http://krautchan.net/files/1495827845001.webm
>>75322632
get a 2:2 in sports coaching from edge hill, can't believe it, had such a great three years with the lads
>http://krautchan.net/files/1495827845001.webm
>>75322594
>tfw no dunmer gf
jus mdae sum geern te
bit drunk lads don't take advantage of me x
Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Need help fixing my sleep pattern. I'm up til 6 am usually and then sleep til like 11 am, how do i fix this???
>>75322709
t. 89IQ joonas
>>75322679
same had a great time x
smithy reckoned id never get that 2:2 but ive only gone an done it aha
>>75322732
hewat
>>75322723
you have to stay awake another day till about 10pm so you reset everything
>>75322720
*forces your head*
>>>/tv/2895817
>>>/tv/2900188
>>75322663
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
>>75322723
buy melatonin and just slowly move it back to 12 over a couple of weeks, 'very fourth day 10 mg
takes time but it works
t.guy with s'eep
>>75322759
I've tried that a few times and il end up staying up later than 10pm til like 6 am again and not getting anywhere. I will try again i suppose.
>>75322723
time is a construct
>>75322720
stinking animal ill rip out your guts
18 y/o work qt has fantastic legs and body overall but mostly the legs
>>>/hr/2895817
>>>/hr/2900188
reminder to never trust british people
>>75322766
not a virus but it gave me a seizey
>>75322739
how did the exams and tings go?
>>75322778
well put away your phone or laptop or whatever is distracting you
or just go for a long run/cycle one day and get tired so you sleep at a normal time
try leaving your curtains/shutters open so you get daylight/night as normal
>>75322810
dunno if you're asking for real or still meming 2bh
WE NEED A GUY LIKE HIM
\disucussion of memes?
>>75322794
he made it, lads
>>75322818
irl (or meme if you prefer)
>>75322818
>wants to answer for real so stops memeing
lets stop here
POO
>>75322793
pics
>Before the terror attack, Abedi had allegedly been reported to authorities at least five times over his extremist views, but they failed to stop him.
>Now, it has been claimed that he was previously banned from a Manchester mosque after criticising the Imam during a sermon against the Islamic State.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/manchester-arena-bomber-salman-abedi-10498466
this kills the rorke
>>75322839
the delicate hair and magnificent chin of his father and the beautiful smile of his mother
what a lucky lad
literally the only surviving thing of British culture.
Everything has been destroyed.
Europe has been completely homogenised.
The only thing that sets us apart from the rest of the west is her.
Harry Potter, James Bond muh fucking Beatles - who gives a shit? They happen to be born here and they're more loved in other countries.
Britishness has been all but destroyed as a result of this EU which is a terrible thing. Belgium's Turks were the most likely to vote for Erdogan's referendum. 30% more than the actual Turkish population in fact. If you don't have a culture, what are people supposed to assimilate into?
Once she dies then we have Charles (Cuck) and then William (Cuck Jr).
She's the last semblance of Britishness and British pride.
THE LAST SEMBLANCE.
getting close to raping my mate's bird now
she's exposing too much thigh
>>75322846
2 went good probably failed the 3rd
viva was fine and they said my dissertation was v good. presentation was ok
all done now
all done
>>75322853
make me bitch
>>75322792
>>75322764
*doesn't necessarily resist either*
>>75322871
sometimes I see ugly as fuck parents yet their offspring manage to look good looking , how the fuck does that work
clown idiot EU rat thing
>>75322875
pics
here's my address lads
>>75322886
*uses this as evidence in the court of law*
lads I might rape a girl tonight
relationships are too complexed
>>75322911
not a fan of his wife but thcm himself is not what i'd call ugly
going to mcdongles to order a grand mac
>>75322794
she has a hairy roastie
went burger king AND maccies today
... Moosey swiping around video ...
>>75322880
nah its quite alright don't really mind it if i am being perfectly honest with my honourable lad
>>75322880
gratz. 1 exam shan't make a difference hopefully
or just claim your professor was sexually harassing you up the arse
real communism has never been tried
I hate liberal secular societies. Should i join Islam?
>>75322992
imagine being his kid and visiting him, seeing him do this little performance. Knowing full well that he's ejaculated on that toy
>>75322937
this is a no sket zone
>>75323023
still not convinced of this character arc
>>75323000
was probably a 40 percenter ngl but dissertation module is half the year so might be alright xx
decent idea desu fairly sure the lecturer is a bender and all
*blocks your path*
>>75321670
no
*bombs you in irish*
hate summer in this country
why can't it be pleasant and dry instead of being this hot humid unbearable shite. feels like a fuicking vietnamese jungle
http://krautchan.net/files/1495762121002.webm
>>75323034
konno hikaru
sosiges
Take the piss
send help
>>75323150
lovely
28c every day here
>>75323056
it was literally 50% humidity today and yesterday you bare pagan boy
cigaretto
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q3PpEX4sNk
>>75323165
>bare pagan boy
you cant speak london lisicki, give up
igf hasn't woken up yet
Ay up you unbelieving kuffar bastards
>>75323192
FONT
>>75323056
humidity is good for your skin
>>75323201
shut up gaz
were gaz and ghost the same person?
>>75323192
maybe she can't wake up
>>75323232
you find that out in episode 3
>>75323116
howl every time
>>75323246
you mean mw3? never played it
bf cheated on me again
redpill me on wales
went to see that new king arthur film
comically bad
>>75323201
*steals your sausage*
>>75323280
alright place not cringe at all
>>75323310
seems comfy. nothing happens there and that's the way they like it
/brit/? More like.... /shit/
>>75323280
rules the world from behind the shadows
tom jones is the most powerful man in the world
>>75323288
GANDALF U MUG OI'LL KIPPERS AND COD U U WANKAAAAAHHHH
>>75323331
hes mixed race
>>75323244
i hope so
becoming a bore
my flat
>>75323345
he's not but i'm not sure why that's relevant anyway
BIG thunderstorm in devon and kernow right now
>>75323371
I bet you fucking love science
stealing things is theft
>>75323371
despicable little insect
>>75323371
Throw in a hat rack of fedoras and you'll be swell
>>75323374
so THIS is the power of SE England
>>75323374
Incorrect.
>>75323374
>kernow
whats that?
>>75323419
genuinely is lad
>>75323371
>Einstein painting bigger than the telly
hmm
>>75323374
jealous desu
eurovision has taken a turn recently
>>75323418
>devon and kernow
>south east
ah yes well done
me on the left
>>75321682
good lad
>>75323419
wouldn't say no like
>>75323439
It should become more like kpop with BARELY LEGAL teens doing lewd dances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbn77XIfbNM
need a name for my game character lads
kernow gaddafi
dubs and i'm doing a wank
peng
Anyone got the gif of Tim's face over the years?
>>75323488
whats your choice of materials
>>75323472
nonce
>>75323502
dunno desu
>>75323463
fuck white men
>>75323519
don't care
>>75323497
yep
what drives people to become nonces? mental illness?
especially pseudo-nonces like the kpop people
>>75323459
sometimes its as if youre not gay
in london for the weekend... the fucking state of this place. Roaming gangs of pakis everywhere I look
They seem just stand around the place in big groups
>>75323508
I like the song
>>75323533
pls can have
Just found out Selma Hayek is 50.
Mind. Blown.
imagining the work qt in tights and a skirt ooer
>>75323472
no not really
>UK authorities have identified 23,000 potential jihadist extremists
>>75323571
don't talk back to me
wearing a skirt
>>75323561
don't have it myself but based on probability i was able to ascertain with 99% accuracy that someone here has it
>>75323579
>>75323596
*it was a hologram*
>>75323588
don't lad haha
>>75323573
>yfw the british army estimated the IRA had 500 members
>yfw lefties use the irish as an excuse not to blame muslims for terror attacks
nonces are back
shall be leaving this thread immediately
>>75323588
pics?
>>75323545
almost...
>>75323588
alri cornwall?
>>75323589
anyone know how he got "sick"?
>>75323618
>>75323573
>>75323573
toxic masculinity caused by capitalism is why
nothing to do with islam
SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT RED
>>75323627
not really wearing it so much as holding it against your body
>>75323627
you're supposed to wear pants underneath it mate
>>75323627
what the absolute fuck is wrong with you why would you wear a skirt and then take that picture and upload it?
was in the park
>happy middle class group of euro tourists enjoying themselves
>weird fucking scruffy english rorke comes along, probably homeless, forces himself in the group
embarrassing really
>>75323617
Kyarys basically my grandma though
>>75323670
>>weird fucking scruffy english rorke comes along, probably homeless, forces himself in the group
me
>>75323627
not you desu nice filename
>>75323643
Disgusting nonce
>/gf2017/ is basically over
spine hurts
>>75323698
you're gay
>>75323721
o-oh
listening to some crayon pop for old times sake
>>75323743
ancient gimmick
goverNment
>>75323698
not even halfway through the year yet lad
>>75323677
me on the left
>>75323743
soyul killed crayon pop
>>75323747
barbarbarbarbar
>>75323760
yeah but I've given up 2bh
room smells like cum
Absolutly HOWLING
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495115705652.webm
>>75323764
innit absolutely slag
its a bit mental when you realise she was pregnant during her doodoomchit perfomances
>>75323743
you know a song that goes "woo! yee hoo!"???
>>75323789
love this gimmick
weird how our language became the global language of the world
thanks yanks
>>75323789
great post
>>75323808
thyanks
>>75323789
FUCKING THANK YOU
been looking for this for a while x
>>75323789
haven't seen this gimmick in a while
>>75323743
do NOT undermine /brit/'s victory against kpoop
feel really happy now
bring the old gimmicks out
>>75323834
im the anti christ