You're given the mission from your president to come up

i rape kill and nuke them

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>tfw your president is the biggest supporter for separatist movement

fund them

>inb4 angry parisians

>>75321376
Fund nationalist movements/parties in their mother countries

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>>75321376
I get army and ask kindly pls stop it.

>>75321376
>Occitania
>cut off the pastis supplies

>Brittany
>cut off the cider supplies

>Alsace and Lorraine
>cut off the schnaps supplies

>Normandy
>cut off the calvados supplies

>Savoy, Burgundy or whatever the fuck that is
>cut off the Badoit supplies

and they all end up crying in a fetal position as I laugh heartily

Start a world war and send them all to die on the frontline

>>75321376
do what the Jews are doing to the west :)

>>75321376
Wait for 2018 for AMLO to lose again

>>75322326

I already see the white flag rising

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>>75321376
>i don't see the flag of Castile

I would make mate and their typical churrasco illegal, so they would have no reason to live and would kill themselves

>>75325075
rude, llet the gaúchos be

Nuke chinks

>>75321376

Thats easy. I would just cut all funding and aid to the samis. Give it 20 years and the few who are left will then stab eachother to death in a final drunken showdown of the different tribes.

God i hate sami people so much...

>>75321376
Give them economical and linguistic freedoms.

>>75321376
>implying we have separatist movements

>>75321376
>those
>having any seperatist movements that consists of >10 people
good joke, next you'll tell me Greece is the best country

>>75321376
close up the mines and watch the coalniggers starve

We have no president.

Inform the King about a separatist president in our country.

>>75321376
Make the following proposition:
>give Bavaria to Austria
>Franconia remains as the 16th state
>ignore Baden-Württemberg and Lusatia because nobody there actually wants to secede
>offer Frisia that it can be its own state and adopt Frisian and Low German as official languages, but have them remain in the country.
>fund movements in Alsace and Lorraine and come up with a mutually beneficial solution

get everyone hooked on opium