>Cool, cozy winters that never go below 0, hot summers with

Is it overcrowded? How have you managed to preserve at least some nature?

>>75296098
It is a bit overcrowded at times yes. We have little room to expand outwards so we're looking to build higher. We have pretty much zero natural disasters here, to put it in perspective, feeling even a minor aftershock makes the news.

That's a good question. There have been several protests against the government who seek to use ODZ (Outside Development Zone) land to build more shit but mostly it's because of several factors. Private land, unstable land, cliffs and resort areas that everybody agrees should remain untainted.

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>>75296035

Can I come live in your land?
Do you have African refugees?

>>75296035
Which island is better? Gozo or Malta?

>>75297021
>Can I come live in your land?
Of course. Provided you aren't a leech and you provide, we would love you.
>Do you have African Refugees
A bit yes, but none of them want to be here and most still live in camps. Our geographical location prevents us from letting them go. Once they cross into Maltese space, we have to nab them up on their way to Italy. They don't riot or anything though, most are fairly polite and quiet.
>>75297115
>Gozo
FUCKING VASSALS!!!
>Malta
Glorious land. I kid (mostly) but Gozo has a more laid-back atmosphere. Has a few of those historical places, some nice fortifications but otherwise it trades a good bit of chill atmosphere for everything else a modern person would prefer. There's fuckall places to go unless you do nothing but walk in the countryside and dine out and services there are quite lacking.

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>>75296035
>winters that never go below 0
Into the trash it goes.

>Knights of Malta
>actually christianized arabs
>strange language
>no industry apart from selling EU citizenships and being a tax haven

You sure are the strangest country in Europe

>>75297457
Malta will try its best!

rightful British clay
give it back

>>75296035
>it's the greatest country in the world

Then why does your name mean "mortar" in Czech?

>>75297457
>Christianized Arabs
>Founded by French/Italian
>Continued by Crusaders
>Mostly made up of French and German nobility

>Strange Language
It's a Semitic root language shaped by various Europeans, mostly French and Italian with some English

>No industry
The majority of our GDP comes from tourism, electronic goods and pharmaceuticals. But yes, you can also purchase Maltese Citizenship for about 800k.

>>75296035
Traitors who forgot their true origins

>>75297615
Because we are the glue that hold the bricks of Humanity together~
>>75297592
Bugger off, Dad.

>>75296035
lol there's a total of 5-6 clubs located in the same spot and that's it, Malta is actually very boring, 1 week is enough to visit the island from top to bottom

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>>75297679
>Yes Britain, we will help you in WW1, we love Europe!
>No we are fascist now! Heil Hitler!
>Bombs Malta 24-fucking-7
>Eh, we're ok now, viva europa!
>Call others traitors
>mfw

>>75297679
they gave us 12 points in the eurovision, it's all cool now

>>75297740
>Bugibba
>Sliema
>St Julians
>Marsascala
>Birzerbbugia
>Valletta
>Mdina
>Mellieha
>St Paul's Bay
Towns either crawling with clubs, restaurants, nightlife or promenade romantic walks, or a mix of any.

>>75297701
*insert joke about stuck Africans

>>75297778
We had a 2 years lasting civil war between those of us who switched sides (partizans and other pussies) and real italians (R.s.i. fascists). Just learn history before memeing, Mr. Borg Camilleri

>>75297778
That's because you killed your best countryman ever existed: Carmelo Borg Pisani

>>75296035
Malta is cool, but i think in your country you don't have much options jobs especially for engineers, or i can be wrong?

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>>75297861
That's actually pretty funny. Been meeting a few Czechs around lately. Pretty amusing peoples, when you aren't utterly shitfaced to the point of not being able to physically speak.

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>>75296035
Malta...

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>>75297930
>>75297894
It's just japes, Luigis.

>>75297857
almost all the clubs in these places have 20 people tops in it and close at 2 am, St Julians is pretty ok tho but that's it. And the local bitches are only there for your money, the only girls you can fuck are other tourists

>>75297944
I wouldn't be the one to ask, as I know nothing about such a field or their demand. We do have a lot of construction companies and projects though, so there may be hope for your position. I apologize for not being of more help.

>>75298069
No problem, anyway thanks for answer

British clay

>>75298028
It's true that we don't have a lot of capacity but 20 people is exaggerating. Also the 2am thing. I can understand it being the case in some of the less touristy areas on weekdays but weekends are always extremely busy and late.

>>75298132
this

>>75298133
Yeah I'm exaggerating a bit, Malta is an awesome place to visit for like 1-2 weeks, then you get bored really quickly. And the prices are too high I'd rather go to Greece

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BRAVO, MALTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqqC_fbP1c

>>75296035
explain in which way is malta better than sicily, aside being indipendent

Fucking love Malta

Best erasmus choice by far

Going back this summer for two weeks

>>75296035
I hear your falcons are valuable

>>75298183
I'm sad to hear but it sounds more subjective than objective. I dunno what you mean about prices though, they're among the cheapest in europe. A regular pizza caked in toppings is like 7 euros average. A huge 32cm diameter one like 14. Greece may be cheaper but with their economy, what do you expect? :^)
>>75298208
A true hero
>>75298219
I've only been to Palermo so that's how I can judge it
>A fair bit cleaner
>WAAAAAY less pakis and indians
>People actually stop at zebra crossings
>Way safer
>More accessible to international peoples in that in Sicily very few people speak English, whereas majority speak English AND Italian in Malta
>Can freely explore the entire island at your leisure, nowhere is too far
>More to do in general from my experience in Palermo, all you can do there is eat out
Off the top of my head

>>75298277
>"""""German""""" calling me a shitskin
At least I didn't stab my culture in the back, Habibi
>>>75298289
Hope you have an even better time!
>>75298329
Do you craving my McFalcons?

>>75296035
good for you

>>75298821
Change Culture to Europe then, same thing really.

>>75299027
Not until you pay your denbts

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>>75299194
That's another thing you have to pay for. Don't you have more tables to serve, Nikos?

>>75299426
Fun Fact: Maltese only have trace arabic in them. By blood and culture, we're mostly Southern Italians/Sicilians due to repeated sacking by the Ottomans before 1565 and immigration from Southern Europe.

The Maltese are Arabic as much as the Spanish are Arabic due to the Umayyads. Which is to say very little to not at all.

Malta is the best island in the Med desu

>>75299975
i am greek

>>75299353
underrated post

I sadly haven't been, but I'm glad to have another cosy island as bros in the commonwealth :D

One day I'll make it over. Shame about your Asure window collapsing

>>75300394
Thanks man, I appreciate it. I feel the same too, I'd kill to visit New Zealand, just a bit too far for now. Places like that you need to plan for extensively since I ain't going that far for a few days. I'd go for a month+

>>75300457
If you're coming over this side of the world, then I wouldn't just visit New Zealand. A lot of people visit Vietnam, Thailand and South East Asia as well, since they're not that far away by plane. There's also Fiji, Tahiti and the other pacific islands too.

You also might want to visit your colony in Australia too :D

>>75300566
That'd be a great plan, yeah :)

I'd just love to do a Grand Tour of that side of the world once I have money. Go around the pacific for like 3-4 months. Japan too! I'd need a lot of cash though.

>>75299353
>That's another thing you have to pay for
lmbo

>>75301771
I see you saying how much you hate shitksins as well. What are Greeks if they're not white or shitskin?

>>75296035
Why are your buses so awful?
Why is Kinnie so damn good?

>>75296035
If I move to Malta, should I learn Maltese? (I speak Tunisian, French, English and Italian)

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>much very dank facts about very interesting country
>rich history and shit
>but does it speak italian?
>no
>then, into le trash along with canada it goes

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>>75300710

Do Maltese like Americans? vidya related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5q3acDm-rw

>>75296035

why don't you take rapefugees wtf

>>75297740
>1 week

I have been there three times and not even come close to seeing everything. You would need to be there for weeks to see most of the history alone.

>>75302122
>awful

They have modern air conditioned buses that are ridiculously cheap.