*phone rings* >hello kurwa? >hello tomasz, it's pitor

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>>75291277
*phone rings*
>halo, sheisse?
>ahhhh ahhh, ja, ja, schneller ahmed, jaaa hieeer aahhhh
>zats my gurl
>I'll call you later vater, ahhh jamal don't stop jaa jaaa jaa
>I'm so proud

Such is life in Germany

>>75291316
Relatable

>>75291316
Butthurt Belt strikes again

>>75291363
Gott strafe England

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>>75291363
*phone rings*
>oi m8, it's nigel
>yee nigel! what's 'appenin lad?
>the cops took my butter knife because i don't have a permit. Bloody bastards!
>god save the queen

Such is life in the UK

>>75291646
Kek

>Maszhteuszh, deploy stealth tanks.

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*phone rings*
>wassup jimmy?
>like OMG DUDE i need like help duuuude
>dude like what happened dude?
>Like OMG i was like just holding my ar-15 and like suddenly my greasy cheeto finger like slipped and like i accidentally shot my wife's son dude
>woah dude! That's like really heavy dude

Such is life in the USA

>>75291277
>pitor
Piotr*

*Connected*
>Die Haut ist kein Organ
>Doch Rainer, die Haut ist ein Organ
*You were banned from the Server*

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>phone rings
>hallo es ist Juker speaking
>zis iz Merkel, wir habben ein problem
>vot iz it?
>za britten are liven ar union
>oh no!
>oh jah!
>vot do wir do!
>nothing
>oh, ok, viderzeen

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*phone rings*
>bonjour?
>bonjour jamal, it's mugombaba!
>aaaa mugombaba! How are you doing?
>i just got promoted because my boss watched me fuck his wife and then she converted to islam
>HONHONHONHON mashalla brother
>mashalla

Such is life in france

good thread

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*phone rings*
>BLYAT hello?
>Cyka, hello Ivan, it's sergej! I'm all out of vodka and my arm fell off because of krokodil CYKA BLYAT
>XAXAXAXA at least you don't have aids
>But Ivan, i have aids
>Cheeki breeki

>>75292352
Such is life in russia

>>75292352
>>75292375
*phone rings*
>BLYAT hello?
>Cyka, hello Ivan, it's sergej! I'm all out of vodka and my arm fell off because of krokodil CYKA BLYAT
>XAXAXAXA at least you don't have aids
>But Ivan, I am AIDS
>Cheeki breeki

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*phone rings*
>Hœllo?
>Hœllo fäther, it's Sven!
>Whats is wröngs, Sven?
>I cants finds my måkeups! Wheres did you put it?
>Sörrys Sven but i gaves yöur måkeups to yöur stepfäthers
>RÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ HELVETE I HÄTES YÖU, DÄD!

Such is life in sweden

>>75292727
Hello neighbour, please do an impression of Holland. I would be honoured.

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>>75292829
*phone rings*
>Henk? HENK! Someone stole my tulips and my klomp!
>Gotvertomme Piet! What are you going to do now?
>I don't know Henk. Let's smoke weed
>KAAAANNNNKKKEEEERRR

Such is life in the netherlands

This is the story of a comedy genius stuck in the /int/ernational board of a website full of autist and children.
Hollywood will buy this movie and your character will be played by Steve Carell.
Also at the end you fuck with Jennifer Aniston and get a promotion to replace your former tyranic boss that got fired for being a bully.

>>75293106
do my impression daddy

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*phone rings*
>Alio?
>Labas, Vytautas, it's Jonas
>Oh, hey there! What's happening?
*gunshot*
>Haha, same.
*the sound of liquor being opened*
*chair falling over and a faint swing of something heavy tied to rope, slowly creaking*

Such is life in lithuania

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*phone rings*
>I am Greek
>I fuck shitaly

Such is life in greece

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>>75293409

>>75291894
Pidor*

>>75293342
nah jews will just ruin it as usual

*phone rings*
>Ready?
>Ready!
Such is life in Italy

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>>75293384
*phone rings*
>Ahoi?
>Ahoi Jakob, it's Vojtech!
>Vojtech, i heard you and your wife are porn actors now? Is that true?
>Yes Jakob, do you want to be a porn actor too?
>I sure do! But let's drink 8000 beers first!

Such is life in the czech republic

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>>75293616
>tfw it's 100% true

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>>75293649
I highly emphasize realism

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Wenn man ein neger ist und /int/ slang im realen Leben verwendet

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>>75291277
French President Emmanuel Macron urged the European Commission on Thursday to do more to curb an influx of low-paid east Europeans working on temporary assignment in France, warning that it was sapping support for the European Union.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-eu-macron-idUSKBN18L1ZI

EU approves visa-free travel for Ukrainians
Ukraine passport holders will be able to travel visa-free to most EU countries under new rules approved by the bloc.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/eu-approves-visa-free-travel-ukrainians-170511140552955.html

>>75292402
>>75292352
Stalker is from Ukraine you retarded mongols

>>75294094
go away, we're having fun here

reddit is more your thing

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>>75293999

>>75294152
No shit you retarded mongol

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>>75294152
>Russia
>Ukraine

Where's the difference?

>>75294354
Ukrainians are more Iranic/Turkic.

>>75291646
>>75291866
lol

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*phone rings*
>Holá?
>Esteban, it's franco!
>Buenos dias franco. What's up?
>I just realized i don't have a job!
>Me neither!
>Jajajajajajajajajajajaja time for siesta

Such is life in spain

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>>75292727
>'ello tis douning street
>ja
>*gunshots over phone*

Plz do Norway Hans!

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>>75294152
*phone rings*
>Da?
>blowout soon fellow Stalker
>AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

Such is life in the Zone.

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>>75297323
*phone rings*
>Hellö Snorre, wanna gö to ä bar?
>I cän't Harald.
>Why?
>The gövernments took all my möneys away
>Höhöhöhö *gets hit by an avalanche*

Such is life in norway