> Be me > Fap because feeling horny > Foreskin configuration

So you shit on the streets and piss all over your toilet?

>>75286998
All over the floor, actually. Most of the piss misses the toilet entirely.

>foreskin configuration
Thanks for the laugh Patel

No :^)

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>>75286947
>Fap because feeling horny

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>>75287029
GOOD GOOD

>>75286947
>>75287012
>>75287029
Honest kek. Thanks lads

>>75286947

>>75286947
I used to but not any more for some reason, anyway it's a pretty easy fix - you just gotta 'unroll' it.

>>75288365
You sure you are not german Sven?

How do you guys fix your foreskin? I always put my thumb on my nob then pulled the skin down then take the thumb out and it fixes things.

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>wank
>lie in bed after orgasm for a few minutes of bliss
>eventually take off my pants
>ejaculate far more than I had during the actual orgasm

>>75286947
>be indian
>can't pee or poo in the loo even when you want to