you have to choose one of these cunts to live for the rest of

File: argentina-chile.png (277KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

277KB, 1280x800px

I whipped this up for you anon

>>75284832
I choose death over some south african shithole like those

File: argentina-chile.png (263KB, 425x500px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 425x500px

>>75284948
fuck

>>75284832
yeah, nah.

>>75284832
>Choose Argentina
>Move to the Falkland islands
>Larp as a Brit for the rest of me days
Job's a good un

>>75284959
just go outside then

>>75284959
?

Chile is way better than Mexico

Texas, obviously.

File: 1492754586971.gif (1MB, 220x251px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 220x251px

Argieland, Buenos Aires is awe inspiring and brimming with culture

File: Valpo.jpg (432KB, 1200x822px) Image search: [Google]

432KB, 1200x822px

Valparaíso looks so comfy, but there´s something very attractive about Buenos Aires

>>75285420
I wish more cities could have that kind of colorful look.

File: images.jpg (29KB, 509x289px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 509x289px

>>75285455
We are painting the slums in the hills with huge murals (supposedly), looks very out of place

>>75284994
Idk man, i dont think so

>>75288251
Both Argentina and Chile are light years better than mejico lol it isn't even a contest
You've got armed insurgent groups in literally every state. Mexico is central america tier

Argentina because Chile is too polluted

>>75284832
I'll be moving to chile next year.

Chile because Argentina is fake

>>75284832
Definitely Chile

File: CHILE!.jpg (12KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 480x360px

Clear fucking winner.

>>75284832
bariloche it's in Argentina but is full of chilenos

>>75284832
Argie has better wimins

Chile has better everything else

Though choice desu

>>75288431
Argentina has free healthcare, education and they are white. Pls reconsider

>>75288568
no no, everyone knows Argentina is a shithole, don't try to trick our Colombian friend

>>75288568
>Muh free shit
You've just changed my alignment of this question from 70% Chile - 30% Argentina to 99% Chile - 1% Argentina. Whiteness is the only positive factor now.

>>75288431
good choice man i wish i go there too but my mom don't let me

>>75288588
tbqh the free healthcare is a meme, decent healthcare is private

Argentina
Chile is better now, but it's resource economy just like Russia and it means they can easily become absolute shithole if copper prices fall.

Btw both countries are okay and better than Russia (look at HDI) so I would enjoy living in any of them.

>>75288585
he is right! don't go to Argentina i got stabbed today!
everyone need to go to Chile they are the most developed country in this shit continent
>>75288588
yes friend! Go to chile

Argentina for the sole reason that drinking a couple of bottles of wine everyday while making some delicious asado makes my cock rock hard.

>>75288624
chile will be superpower for the next 300 years so you will be more comfy in chile strelok

>>75288656
>not welcoming Russians and other slavs
I agree with rejecting burgers and other westerner scum, but slavs are bro tier

File: 1465558187836.jpg (31KB, 507x459px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 507x459px

>>75288647
chile have wine and asados too you know?

>>75288665
But what if the Burger is partially a Slav?

>>75288665
if it's not poland everyone can go eat my shorts

>>75288647
Couple bottles of wine everyday would put your cock down really soon. Soft alcohol is dangerous, there are many other toxic shit in it than just alcohol. Drink vodka instead, only alcohol and water, vodka hangover is the softest one. The worst hangover I had was after 5 litres of beer.

>>75288672
you will get double stab

>>75288672
if you're born and or raised in the US you're a burger, no matter your ethnicity or skin color

>>75288676
Poland is in the VIP club, but other slavs are bros too

>>75288394
>claims that Jewland and Weontistan are light years ahead
>talks about some shit that happened in the 80s (zapatists)
Kys my dude

>>75288676
Lol, Poles are westernized as hell, while Russians hate the West and Europe. We are better.
>>75288672
He is okay if he is legitimate diaspora who's into Russian culture and speaks Russian, if he is called John Edward Ivanov he has forgot who he is.

>>75288684
I'm more a tequila man, but only because it gets you drunk real fast and I have learnt to endure the hangover.
>>75288668
theirs suck

>>75288714
>Mexican
You know what? You people are foul.
You aren't going to Chile nor Argentina, we will deploy operatives all throughout the world that all force Mexicans to go back.

>>75288714
>zapatists
2bh they were based. Now Rojava are cool leftist militant group.

>>75288647
Good choice. You are quite a connoisseur gentleman and scholar.

>>75288696
maybe let ukranians in too but russians? the only russians who come here are jews,gypsies and that band who their name is literally "the russians sons of bitch"

>>75288767
Can I prance around Chile in Pinochet cosplay?

>>75288734
>I'm more a tequila man
Good, it's almost like vodka. Strong colorless alcohol is life.
>I have learnt to endure the hangover
I was a weed man in my youth because I hate hangovers.

>>75288714
I'm talking about cartels
not sure if they qualify as insurgent groups though

>>75288770
>that band who their name is literally "the russians sons of bitch"
makes me kek every time

and no, I mean ethnic and (preferably) heterosexual Russians, because Uruguay get tons of gay ones fleeing homophobia in their homeland

>>75288775
As long as you are respectful, np

Argentina, it will be like living in my country.

>>75288770
>ukranians in too but russians
Lol, Western Ukrainians are mountain savages who stopped killing witches only in 1940s and Eastern Ukrainians are the same people as Russians so things you say are retarded.
In short, you should accept Eastern and Southern Slavs and not accept Western Slavs. Western Slavs are too Europeised and Westernized, they are retarded version of Germans, not Slavs.
Bulgarians, Russians, Serbs are all based non-European peoples who are the special civilization like China or India, not the western civilization.

>>75288789
eww no!
no wh*tes in this land honey

>>75288829
so you're full of bolivians as well?

>>75288842
>slavs
>white

they're too alpha and manly to be white

southern cone doesnt look half bad
i would choose argentina so that theres no language barrier

>>75288431
I implore you to reconsider

>>75288846
they are full of brazilians like bariloche

>>75284832
chilé
idk ive heard its better

>>75288839
sorry, no russians

But wait! Don't go!

you are still welcome in Chile

>>75288789
Most of Russian gays (and Russian emigrants at all) go either to America or Germany.
Also Canada is steadily becoming more and more popular because it's easy to move to if you're engineer or IT worker.
t. Gonna participate in DV lottery this year (I don't speak German), and when I earn more money I would try Canada too.

>>75288846
No, but there are a lot of paraguayans, and the villas where they live are like Paraguay.

>>75288684
"soft alcohol"
soft implies no alcohol

>>75288860
sorry we are full but i know a place large and very empty
it's chile

File: 1395705601387.jpg (101KB, 540x958px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 540x958px

>>75284832

Argentina, because I yearn to be with my white brethren.

>>75288842
Slavs come in all colors, dude. There are many Brown or Asian Russians, concept of race doesn't exist in Russian culture, we care about ethnicity only. There are nations of brown Slavs like Bulgarians.

>>75288899
Merda!

>>75288943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnLdrAvb4w&list=PLCg0exByErfvHCdxsatA_NrU_hs1iIvb6&index=1

>>75288750
>You aren't going to Chile nor Argentina
Wut? A lot of middle class senior go to Bariloche and other nazi colonies for holidays

I want to see you try it my diabetic friend

>>75288949
still not welcome
sorry

>>75288958

>fuck this gay earth

>>75288753
>discards every single level of goverment authority because of "muh legitimate clay"
>cuts every single connection with the rest of the country because of "muh indigenous traditions"
>kidnapp tourists when they try to visit their shithole villages
>stop people on the road and rob them
>all because of "muh zapata"
Yeah pretty based

Fucking cancer

>>75288982
yes, they're welcome

>>75288780
A band of organized criminals is and insurgent group?

Are you retarded?

>>75289026
only polands and ukranians


russians are racist one of them attacked on of our amerindian mexican brothers last week do you want this "persons" in our sacred land?

File: sorlag.jpg (83KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 1024x768px

>>75289048
the definition of insurgency is a 'rebellion against authority', so I didn't know if cartels count or not
sorry m8 here we don't have to categorise our criminal groups as we don't have any

>>75289091
>russians are racist
even better

>>75289143
but they will beat us

>>75289159
I don't think so, also I'm tired of so much fake ''tolerance''

>>75289129
Maube because you're too irrelevant

Argentina because earthquakes scare me

>>75289176
but when they come here and start attacking us everyone in this country will start attacking russians inmigrants so what's the point in let them in, in the first place?

>>75289186
>mention mexico's cartels and africa-tier insecurity
>some lil indian starts babbling about muh relevancy
every time

>>75289224
El ñorteñoANO

>>75289186
Just fuck off, seriously.

File: 1475207884277.png (104KB, 297x314px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 297x314px

>>75289306
>El ñorteñoANO
Wait, not just the center has earthquakes? We're the odd ones out?

>>75289339
Yea, lots of earthquakes in the south too, this week we had like two noticeable ones in Chiapas.

>>75289413
Dont forget about Pinotepa Nacional OAX

File: chile_2881181b.jpg (62KB, 620x387px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 620x387px

>>75285420
Valparaiso is the burning city of chile, everyday the city is on fire, everyday around midday you can hear the alarms and the firetrucks, every season but winter
Is neat btw

>>75288656
not true

>>75289610
don't be so modest!

>>75288775
half of the people here love him for incomprehensible reasons, people would take photos with you

>>75289579
still better than Argentina

>>75288238
Do they play splatoon over there?

>>75289250
If you dislike russians for being racists, you shouldn't like poles either since they dislike brownies too

>>75289708
they are amerindians honorarys

>>75289693
Kek

>>75288568
>>75288868
Guys, don't forget to go welcome me and say hi at the airport next year.

>>75289091
We aren't racist. All the 2ch wishes Makeev to be killed by Mexicans ASAP. He did the same shit in Russia few year ago.

>>75289803
all right them but we are gonna let in only 5 russians every year and they will get chemical castration

>>75289874
You are really rude person

>>75289874
Shit, what can be the reason why Argentinian hates Russians? Are you the grandchild of Nazis who escaped to Argentina or what?

>>75289897
>>75289944
it's a sacrifice to keep the country safe i hope you understand

File: 1470766975600.jpg (7KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 250x250px

>>75284832
Mira lo que hiciste animal! >>75289781

>>75284959

says the Mexiongolese

>>75284832
chile, their government doesn't casually engage in unwinable wars with the UK to distract people from important issues
plus chile is one of the best countries to live in of all latin america

>>75289662

>incomprehensible reasons

k

Chile
>Amerindians
>Highter HDI
>No porteños

File: 1488229508440.jpg (43KB, 641x491px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 641x491px

>>75289944

>one dude
>Argentines hate Russians

File: 1490224450182.jpg (102KB, 800x464px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 800x464px

>>75284832

Chile

I want to do the scenic route

>>75284832
I'd choose death

File: b8e.png (70KB, 676x696px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 676x696px

I can't choose Argentina, they banned jew and non aryans.

>>75288770
>>75289091
This. Rustards are literally mudslime-tier savages.

>>75290594
They are jews.

Just look at their big noses.

>>75291068
>Just look at their big noses


that's thanks to the SHITalians

>>75284993
underrated