>be german >go window shopping >get run over by

>>75279728
>be american
>get shot

>be american

>be american

>>75279728
>be american
>drive in chinese car wearing chinese pants
>drive throught suburb
>instant houses made in china
>luckily, wind is made in china
>chinese navigation system broke down
>get lost after 5 hours because everything looks the same
>ask for directions
>directions made in china
>ring at random dorbell, asks for a map
>guy opening the door aims shotgun at you
>fires
>luckily, shotgun was chinese
>explodes in his face
>face so fat he is immune to shotguns so he grabs his harpune (bigger than normal to hunt americans)
>you grab his harpune, fires at him
>harpune made in china, shoots at you instead
>Ambulance comes
>you survive magically
>bill
>Entire Chinese GDP
>hearth attack
>you die, land in heaven
>chinese heaven

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>>75279778
>>75280163
>be german
>go to town square in munich to ring in the new year
>get molested by peace-loving somalian refugees

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>>75280163
The famous german ""humour""

>be american
>get planed

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>>75280359
>be french
>go to theatre to enjoy watching effeminate french males act out a play
>get shot by macron-supporting refugees

>>75280163
>>be american
>>drive in chinese car wearing chinese pants
>>drive throught suburb
>>instant houses made in china
>>luckily, wind is made in china
>>chinese navigation system broke down
>>get lost after 5 hours because everything looks the same
>>ask for directions
>>directions made in china
>>ring at random dorbell, asks for a map
>>guy opening the door aims shotgun at you
>>fires
>>luckily, shotgun was chinese
>>explodes in his face
>China
I think you might need an education in flags. Also, the only thing possibly Chinese about what you mentioned is a GPS device may have been assembled in China. If you're trying to be funny you have to base it on half-truths.

>Be American
>Get McShot with a large soda