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>>75258658
we barely import/export from turey, you on the other hand..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Romania
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Greece

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repoastin for (You)s

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>>75258808

>>75258797
romania is nordic

4th for Albania should ban all religions again

>>75258900
albanians should become hinduists

>>75258932
*should become corpses

>>75258932
>Truth is eternal. ...
>Brahman is Truth and Reality. ...
>The Vedas are the ultimate authority. ...
>Everyone should strive to achieve dharma. ...
>Individual souls are immortal. ...
>The goal of the individual soul is moksha

The hell is this religion even

>>75258974
*only after Greeks

We should really chop off parts of Western Macedonia and give them to Albania.
The infusion of new muslim blood will do them good.

>>75258998
most redpilled religion tb h

so Manchester, eh?

>>75259087
*dabs into mediocrity*

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>>75259087
F

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So how much % do muslims make once you count Kosovo in as well?

>>75259157
>sunni 1.6 m
Yeah right

whats a bektashi

>>75258246

>>75259270
basically muslim chirstians

If Kosovo and Albania merge muslims will become 73%
HAHAHAHA

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>>75259317
>basically muslim chirstians

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>go to xhamija goy
>don't forget ottoman heritage

>>75259390
An excuse for >>75258900

>>75259270
>>75259317
more like orthodox muslims.

there are bretty cool stuff about them. back in the otto-era janissaries were raised as bektaşi's because it was piss easy as a sect, it didnt require you to do anything major as prayer thus was useful for soldiers. before each campaign janissary commanders used to go to central anatolia, nevşehir to visit the bektaşi "HQ" for their blessing and left their flag there as a token.

>>75259486
>>75259497

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>tfw no faculty for islamic studies

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>>>/fit/41563828

>>75259659
>Novi Pazar, Serbia

what are you doing today /balk/

me: playing vidiya and preparing for exams

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>be me
>riding the metro today
>blonde girl enters the train, qt face, hair
hair nicely held up
>Hazel eyes
>height around 175cm
>busty
>nice ass, showing from her tight jeans
>checking up on her
>sees me and smiles
>I see something drawn right at the back of her ear
>oh it's a tattoo, oh wait...
>pic related was the tattoo
>My dick became confused

WHAT WAS THIS MEME, KEKS?

>>75259942
Thinking whether I should sign up to the faculty for Islamic studies >>75259659

>>75259942
no one cares reddit

aз cм мјycјyлмaнин

>>75259959
look like a normal empire eagle to me

don't judge, we're all plebians

>>75259959
would do her and cum on the eagle to show serbian superiority over a*bozergia

>>75259959
she was a paok fan you dummy

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>>75259942
Preparing for exams and being edgy as fuck.
The stress feels good, but gets tiresome.

>>75260041
wow rude

how do i become a soldier of allah???

>>75260158
grow a long beard but shave your mustache

>>75260181
why do muzzies always shave their mustaches, it looks ugly as fuck
they couldve had top aesthetic beards

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кaквo миcлитe зa тaя cликa

>>75260158
modern jihad is fought in the womb

fine a few rapefugee gfs and have them make as many Muslim Democrats voters as they can before they die

>>75259942
Audio book, walking around at work, and some 4chins.

>>75260221
>is_this_serbia,jpg

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>>75260221
>фyнкциoнaлнo нeпиcмeни

>>75260218
that's how mohammad was supposedly

>>75260255
So, like here?

>>75260221
хyбaв cнимък

>>75260271
>нeпиcмeни

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>>75260083
>>serbian superiority
>>keeps getting cucked by them

>>75260350
>that pic

>>>/9fag/

>>75260350
>That awesome feeling when behind a Bosnian flag is not a servlet

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>>75260362
>> bitches about 9 gag so he can be edgy
>> browsing it on a daily basis

>>75260158
If you're a nazi - yes.
Otherwise don't bother pussy.

>>75260434
you must be bosniak, you can't be this dumb

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

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>>75260221
2/3 functionally illiterate
fucking how?

>>75260454
you must be a vlah you are clearly in denial

>>75260434
>that deflection

lmaoing

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>>75258797
>Romania GDP growth: 5.6%
>Greese GDP ""growth""": -0.5%

>>75260456
>2000 was 50 years ago

why you have to post fake shit all the time for yous
is your life that bland

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>>75260456

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>>75260493
>literally bosniak

>>75260503
0 to 1 is infinite growth

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>>75260503
>tfw romania will leave us in the dust economically
it's not fair

>>75260520
please be in london

>>75260572
i'm not talking shit but you've been in the EU For 10 years and you're still the poorest, wtf?

>>75260652
The EU did not stop developing when we joined. Being the poorest in the club of the richest countries is not that bad, considering the alternatives.

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>>75260542
>literally bosniak
I am :)

>>75260697
>considering the alternatives
>tfw could have been one of the best parts of the caliphate right NOW

>>75260652
Yeah but still both Bulgaria and Romania are doing much better than Serbia.

>>75260652
are we supposed to get richer than Netherlands since we are in the EU?

>>75260737
We could've been a solid mid-performer in the Eurasian Union, way above Moldova.

>>75260697
alternative being the richest among poor that's like being the smartest kid in a special ed class, don't mind him

>>75260722
HAJDE HAJDE TURCI

>>75260753
as they should, serbia has been in turmoil for the past 30 years, and has been through sanctions and destruction of key infrastructure

honestly comparing yourself to serbia economically is an insult to yourself and now us

>>75260652
We joined together with Romania.
They just fixed their shit faster.
I think we will be on our way too if politics normalize.

ku jeni shqipe

https://discord.gg/PyGw8d

>>75260813
You started in a better position as the center of Yugo.

>>75260813
not us*
>>75260761
no but at least better than what you have now

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>>75260808
You have more in common with Turks then we do, hell you share the same blood vlah

>>75260777
i can't argue with these digits

>>75260856
>You started in a better position as the center of Yugo.
This

>>75260892
>bosniak logic
you intermarried with turks, genetic studies have proven you're closer to tham than anyone is here
how does it feel still bowing down to your occupator and worshipig his degenerate religion?

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>>75260777
>777
That's our lucky ticket, time to join the eau.

>>75260929
>>converts to islam
>> avoids rape
>> avoids taxes
>> better jobs
tell me why you are the darker and harrier ones
you know the answer

>>75261001
>tell me why you are the darker and harrier ones
i saw you fucks and you literally look middle eastern more than any group here, including herzegovians and bosnian serbs. genetics don't lie though

>>75260943
people in serbia only want yugoslavia back not because they want greater serbia but because of the standard of living the enjoyed, as did the rest of yugoslavia

>inb4 centralization

fuck off

>>75260867
>no but at least better than what you have now
but we have it prett good now, especially considering the 90s toearly 00s were basicalyl Moldova or Africa tier
the standart of living is not much than in Poland or Hungary and they have shitloads of gibs+giant industry

>>75260943
I want to be a superior independent citizen who claims it benefited but I also want to serve tito junackoga sina and be a yugoslav

>>75261050
Their dna is the least similar to Turkey's in the Balkans tho

>>75260485
Sentence structure, not knowing difference between кoи and кoј , нeзнaм , нecaкaм are supposed to be written нe знaм and нe caкaм etc etc.

>>75261091
Also Romania has the advantage of larger market because more pops.

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>>75261134
nope

>>75261134
You think the truth will mean anything to them they still think kosovo is Serbia

>>75261091
have you ever been to hungary or austria?

when you cross the border from hungary to austria you know you've entered western europe, the roads are top tier, everything is clean and maintained etc

when i went to bulgaria i saw that the roads are shit, garbage everywhere, streets are dirty, beggers on every corner

not saying serbia is better, but our countries are literally africa tier, did you know that nigeria as higher average wages now ?

lol Serbia is loved by all its neighbors (and also unironically loved in Fyrom)

>>75261179
the end day for you traitors will come when we'll finally split your abomination of the state, so don't hold your hopes so high

>>75261190
>why cant eastern euro countries reach fucking Austria in 10 years

you understand how fucking retarded that is

>>75261238
You can't even hold your own together let alone split somebody xD

>>75260722
Is there going to be war if RS secedes?

>>75261271
i get it, but how can you expect to progress with centuries of oppression by literally every world power trying to force their dick into us? and on top of that, countless wars and genocides between ourselves?

>>75261202
>(and also unironically loved in Fyrom)

no shit dumbass

>>75261308
probably dumb bosniaks will chimp out, for their last time and leave themselves in history records :^)

>>75261308
>Serbia enters EU
>All serbs in rs get serbian passports like croats from hercegovina
>No more christians in bosnia
>Bosnians take over the whole thing

Genius

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You are welcome here anytime bosniakbro

>>75261190
>Comparing Western European countries to former commie shitholes

gee who would have guessed that they would be better? The only comparison that is worth doing is your own country and how it was before. And Serbia is still hurbing and drubing about muh Yugoslavia and Kosovo instead of trying to improve shit.

>>75261374
>>Serbia enters EU
spotted the problem

>>75261308
>here going to be war if RS secedes?
the break Dayton treaty they will get cuckd we don't have to lift a finger

>>75261390
turks gotta stick together amirite :DDD

DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST

>a muslim starts supporting turks
>albanians instantly jump to their aid
so.. this is the power.. of secularism..

>>75261415
Illyrians*

>>75261374
>serbia enters EU

yeah right

>>75261412
>break Dayton treaty
of course a bosniak wouldn't understand this, but Dayton agreement expires next year, right before the referendum is set to occur ;^)

>>75261374
That's not true you got Croats who have passports and still stay here, i don't get why but ok

Whites are submissive cucks with inferior and recessive genes

>>75261435
turks are illyrians now?

really activated my ovaries

>>75261469
turks are anything but turkic, so probably

>>75261444
>>break
>> expires
thinks it's the same thing

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Leave alone my boşnak bros you ugly servs

>>75261429
>we are secular goy trust us
>Taqiyya

>>75261495
yes, when dayton expires the seccession is imminent. i don't see a problem there

>>75261507
c l o c k w o r k
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w
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>>75261469
Turks are literally a mix of Albanians, Bulgarians, Yugos Greeks and Anatolians in west and Kurds, Arabs and Caucasians in East

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>>75261507
Merhaba hows Erdogan doing

Which dictator you like more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6jL95BaSeM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_8IK3Sy8E

>>75261512
Sure like Kosovo going back to Serbia. It ain't happening

>>75261469
You don't really think they're genetically Turkic right?

>Putin aims to draw the Western Balkans away from the EU

http://www.dnevnik.bg/politika/2017/05/25/2977629_djema_grozdanova_putin_celi_otdalechavane_na_zapadnite/

>>75261575
>kosovo can secede from serbia
>but republika srpska from bosnia can't
>bosniak logic

>>75261591
http://www.bosniafacts.info/other/genetic-makeup-of-the-balkans
there you go

>>75261575
france waited a long time to get Alsace back from germany

i don't see why serbia couldn't wait also, after all, we were under the turks for a long time and still came out victorious in the end

>>75261595
Good

>>75261612
the only reason a genocidal entity exist is because they agreed to to Dayton worst case they will renew the agreement

>>75261595
>plebnik

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>>75261650
>victorious in the end
Wut

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>>75261538
Maşallah he is fine bro

>>75261618
>serbia
>2% vikings

WE

>>75261669
>a genocidal entity
>they will renew the agreement
top kek
>bosniak delusions

>>75261669
>muh jenozid
what was it? 3k people?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a baby

>>75261512
>when dayton expires
There is an expiration date on that one?
Lemme see

>>75261708
we freed ourselves from the turks?

>>75260697
We could have been a competent country in the Eurasian Union. An exporter, as a matter of fact. We already have a developed retail markets, which would rack the money of our dreams, exporting to Russia mainly. The Russian ambassador to Croatia, Anvar Azimov, was bewildered when Croats considered the EU wide sanction on Russia (in the end, we didn't sanction them on all fields, but tourism only, which was outright idiotic)

The tourism we could get here, and the agriculture boom...Let's not mention petro-industry, which was strong until the 2008 crisis

This is not about aligning with these or those people which suit us emotionally/politically, it's about aligning yourself with people you can pose as competition. We have less competition and more leeway outside the EU. In the EU, we're a glorified beach bordering austerity

>>75261720
kek you think i want that silly Serb Milorad will flee to Belgrade Rs is balls deep in depth to the Russians and we will properly be stuck with the bill

>>75261757
500 years of Ottoman rule at that point it's not freeing yourself its more like moving out your parents home

>>75261429
>a muslim starts supporting turks
Where?

>>75261374
You forgot the unbreakable brotherly bond between Croats and the flower of Croatdom, the Bosniaks.

>>75261794
>>75261757
Its more complicated than you think. The referendum WILL be firstly accepted by parliamentary vote, and if it wins it can take place. Then the parliament will decide the minimal percentage needed for separation, which can vary from 55-75℅.

>>75261879
What is it with Greeks and Albanians why do they hate you guys

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You will find the true path one day bros, inşallah we'll see those days again, we'll be one again.

>>75261510
kek
>>75261879

>>75261931
>55-75℅
so never going to happen

>>75261932
Long story but it's mutual

>>75261939
We don't need more fake D&G t-shirts and faulty fan assemblies for our Gorenje boilers

>>75261780
Now tell us about Dayton and whether RS will secede

>>75262004
Yeaaaaah.....actually 55-75% of people living in R.S.

>>75261948
Quote the post you're talking about

>>75262039
Still Bosnians and Croats living in RS

>>75262036
>>75262036
I don't know whether it has an "expiration date", but people talk about "amending" it. I also don't know who'll secede

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* blocks your path *

>>75262268
Take a look at this loser

>>75262055
Nvm

>>75260943
it's literally like the greek islands seceding and then feeling better in the new country
ofc that's the case because 2% of the population will be getting 20% of the previous gdp

>>75262161
the whole thing is a meme we lose 800 million just on our 10 Cantons as if we are Switzerland to have that kind of money

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>>75262268
fite me 1v1

>>75262389
>kung fu shiptar
my fucking sides

>>75262348
Hrvat ima dvije vjere. Katoličanstvo i Islam
Vrijeme je da se ponosni Hrvati muslimanske vjeroispovijesti vrate doma

>>75262414
cec

>>75260218
agreed, worse combo ever

the reason is supposedly in the kuran it says you must trim them so that when you drink or eat you don't get food on them or whatever, supposedly it's rude and filthy

the kuran even teaches you how to clean your ass after shitting, so that's why muslims(including albanians, yes you, shquip reading this right now) clean their ass with water and don't use toilet paper

>>75262414
Would be nice not having to fuck around with the border guard on my way to the beach, but no way our politicians would agree to that just imagine how much money they would lose

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>>75262463
>clean their ass with water
>have lunch right after that

>>75262399
Lololololoo so funneh he added kung fu to the filename

>>75262486
ONLY with the right hand

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>>75262497
>dont joke on me countriman

>>75262463
Do you follow the bible to the letter? I got a mustache and i like wine

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>>75262497
I do not appreciate your tone.

>>75262019
Before the 90s nobody gave a shit about you here
Now everyone hates you
It's not even historical

>>75262541
>joke
>adding kung fo to a name
I was expecting better from a joke country

>>75262558
Why do you have so many pictures of him...

>>75262463
>the kuran even teaches you how to clean your ass after shitting, so that's why muslims(including albanians, yes you, shquip reading this right now) clean their ass with water and don't use toilet paper
Is that the reason why Frenchs and Spaniards use bidets?

>>75262556
do you use toilet paper too?

1000 lashes for each heresy you mentioned, you dog

>>75262480
Love requires sacrifice

>>75262617
pls bosnian wizard don't hex me

>>75262650
I always use toilet paper and never bidet. I used to be religious, but then this edgy girl I liked influenced me and for three years I was full on fedora, then I went towards those alien and multiverse theories and now I pretty much believe in God, not in religion, but regarding even its connection with reincarnation, dimension and human inanimate spirit and astral realms.

Why is it too much to ask to just get a womans sweaty feet in my mouth?

>>75262587
It is historical, there was hostility between us and guess how that reflects on the people
>Now everyone hates you
Nah you're not talking to an outsider, majority of the people there are actually decent

>>75262660
>pls bosnian wizard don't hex me
honestly it's kind of gay having pictures of weird men like this one
>>>75262541
did you draw him or look for him or i can't even imagine your google search

>>75262779
it's not, just pay 70 euros :^)

>>75262770
>but then this edgy girl I liked influenced me
>being influenced by a girl
WEW

brehs, i need to fix my phone

pls gib a good phone repairer, i dont wanna give 9243942934 leva to Telenor

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>>75262770
i know the feels

>>75262840
It was my firsr crush m8. Ofc that didn't end up th-that well, but I don't like to talk about it.

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>>75260221
>cликa

>>75262791
>Albanians
>in Greece
>decent
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75262853
People who fix PCs, printers, laptops, console and such, also fix phones. Try with those to broaden your search?

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>>75262796
>not having pictures of men

Bosnia you are a closet homosexual, you have to be comfortable with your feelings.

>>75262904
Kek

just got laid off with most of the team, it was on good terms and he wants to help me find another job

should i be salty?

>>75263047
well it wasn't just you

laid off implies it wasn't your fault

>>75262925
yeah, i think ill start searching for PC repairmen, all the phone palces i called only have parts for fucking iphones and galaxies
i need to change my fucking usb charging port and apparently no one has that part unless i want to wait for 23492342 weeks

>>75263091
i still have until end of june, he said it wasnt really being laid off but there doesn't have to be more than 1 person for my the position im doing, and there were 3

>>75263047
Let him help you find a new job. If it's proactive, then you'll have a new job, a new thing to keep you from not being salty but preoccupied. If it's bullshiting to ease the sacking, you'll see it in a short amount of time.
Either way, say yes, but regard the initiative with a grain of salt. Search for a job on your own in the meantime and accept the best opportunity presented to you. It doesn't pay off to be that emotionally invested in your situation

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>5 days until prom

>>75263136
I think this scenario will happen with most repair shops you contact. It's mostly not about part availability but profits. They'll make money pumping the price while your phone sits in their shops. "The hands", we call it, increase in price ("the hands" meaning the hours and installation of new parts/repairs)

>>75262853
>he doesn't have designated phone repairing shops in his village

where are you from nigga

>>75263319
Do you have a date? Don't tell me you're not going (unless you can't afford to suit up and spend)

>>75262913
I know some and I can easily say that the average Greek is no better than them

>>75263159
>nigga you ain't really being laid off tho
>BUT I DON'T WANT YO ASS HERE NO MO'
>KA-PEESH?!

non-sociopathic managers are so cringy

>>75263319
Did you find the one yet? I hope she doesn't bear an albanian flag on her neck

>>75263372
i do, but see >>75263136
but yeah, i live in a small town with like 2 or 3 such palces at leas according to the internet and my other option is to fall for my operator jew.At least apparently they give you a phone to use while waiting...
>>75263353
seems like i dont have much of an option then, ill just use Telenor

>>75263319
>copying america this hard

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>>75263397

>>75263448
just get a new phone bruh

werked 4 me lol ~~ :))) :*

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>>75263515
>astral projection
good taste my nigga

>>75263448
>>75263448
>At least apparently they give you a phone to use while waiting...
Almost choked on my cigarette. That doesn't even happen here lmao

>>75263451
Isn't it a thing everywhere?

>>75263397
>>75263447

lmaooo having fixed dates for the prom? are you guys cucks or summin? i grabbed and danced with almost all the girls at my prom. man you gotta be top cuck to ask a girl out haha.

>>75263561
i can't wait for UDBA autist to harness all his autism to roast us when those delicious bulgarian prom gorilla videos come out

>>75263561
don't tell me you got Halloween too

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>>75263614

>>75263638
Yes

>>75263571
There's the entrance ceremony. That's where you'd need a "date". Afterwards, it's free for all
You're not bound to your "date" after that "red carpet" photo-shoot. That was my prom night. After the shoot was complete, I quickly moved away from my date and danced with other girls. One in particular, since she didn't have two left legs, she had two no-legs, the way she danced. But she liked dancing, so it was adorable. Every time a song started, she would drag me out

>>75263638
What's wrong with it?

>>75262956
>comfortable with your feelings.
>Bosnia you are a closet homosexual
never change FROM

>>75263697
you're the bartender guy who got grabbed by the ass

you think you're not but nigga you hot

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Sh-should I just not go...

>>75263714
american cultural imperialism

>>75263549
>Aкo пoлзвaтe aбoнaмeнтeн плaн oт Teлeнop, ниe щe ви пpeдocтaвим тeлeфoн oт cъщия клac нaпълнo бeзплaтнo, зa дa oбщyвaтe пълнoцeннo дoкaтo вaшият тeлeфoн ce peмoнтиpa. Bceки aбoнaт нa Teлeнop мoжe дa ce възпoлзвa oт тeлeфoн зa вpeмeннo пoлзвaнe, нeзaвиcимo oт изпoлзвaния aпapaт и видa нa пoвpeдaтa. Baжнo e дa знaeтe, чe peзepвнитe тeлeфoни ce пpeдocтaвят cпpямo нaличнocттa им в cъoтвeтния мaгaзин нa Teлeнop (пapтньopcкитe мaгaзини нe пpeдлaгaт peзepвни тeлeфoни) и cъщo тaкa, чe нocитe oтгoвopнocт зa вpeмeннo пpeдocтaвeнoтo ycтpoйcтвo.

Зa вcички мoдeли cмapтфoни пpeдocтaвeнoтo peзepвнo ycтpoйcтвo e нa вaшe paзпoлoжeниe c любeзнoтo cъдeйcтвиe нa нaшитe пapтньopи oт Huawei. B cлyчaй чe изпoлзвaтe iPhone – щe пoлyчитe iPhone кaтo peзepвeн cмapтфoн.

i think most of the small repair shops to that too

>>75263769
Do you know how to dance at least?

>>75263775
It's a fun thing so we adopted it

>>75262956
>being comfortable
that shit is for women

men, especially balkan men, have lived their entire lives uncomfortably for centuries. discomfort breeds strong men.

these last 2-3 generations are the most comfy ones and look where it's gotten

this place needs some sort of disaster to bring back the life of the balkans. imagine hipster kids who don't know how to drive, change a tire, fix the sink, grow a vineyard, make wine, kill an animal.. there's no phone apps for those things. we're doomed.

>>75263756
>>75263756
>>75263756
>you're the bartender guy who got grabbed by the ass
>I'm probably a collective of /balk/ supposed "multiple Croats"
How many Croats do you think there are here, /balk/? Can you tell me some memorable ones?

>>75263788
>>75263788
>Зa вcички мoдeли cмapтфoни пpeдocтaвeнoтo peзepвнo ycтpoйcтвo e нa вaшe paзпoлoжeниe c любeзнoтo cъдeйcтвиe нa нaшитe пapтньopи oт Huawei. B cлyчaй чe изпoлзвaтe iPhone – щe пoлyчитe iPhone кaтo peзepвeн cмapтфoн.
Next level, my man. If you have an LCD damage, for example, you'll get royally screwed waiting 3-4 weeks for the repair (part arrival and repairing). Enjoy communicating with smoke signals until then

>>75263890
This

>>75263856
yeah globalization is fun, until you're left with an unrecognizable culture
>>75263890
it's not like learning skills like that is hard, if they are forced to learn them they'll get to everyone else's level in a jiffy

>>75263950
just called them, apparently 30 days is the max waiting time, which is shit
ill prolly have to wait for them to send it to Sofia or wherever their bigger HQ is located and just collect dust for 20 days while some lazy fuck actually does the job in 1 hour
I fucking hate the eternal telecom jew, i bet a small private service would fix this shit in 1 day

>>75263950
The croats who posted here are very unique. The croat I thought you were was a bartender who got sexually assaulted by women.

Another croat posted here about how his dad publicly humiliated him for not hitting on women. "Dad don't scream pls". "WHY, SO NO ONE KNOWS UR PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM?" kek

And then there was this guy they called the Professor. Though I think he posts on ex-yu more. He was a tfwtoosmart kind of guy. Haven't seem him around.

>>75263769
Go. The type of music Balkans has (OPAAA) doesn't require dancing skills. Most people do not know how to "dance". You'll see. Your school should have given "dance lessons" for the waltz, but if your answer is no, you can learn it within minutes. The usual is the Viennese waltz, so you won't have a problem learning it. If you don't have the "official dance" during the opening ceremony, just feel the rhythm and the people around you. The moves will come. Everyone is having the same doubts about the dance as you do, trust me

Find that one song you consider irritating and mentally debilitating and get into it. Drink your date's wine also, and unleash the animal

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS YOUR AVERAGE SOFIASHIT IN 2017

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT WE GOT TO KILL ALL THE NUMALES AND HIPSTERS LIKE XPOZED

>>75263890
>muh strong utalitarian balkan man that don't need no modernity
>meanwhile irl the people living in the shittiest conditions are the most subhuman
examples:
>africans
>russians
>south americans
>chinks

>>75264103
That a boy or girl

>>75264109
And those are the subhumans who are gonna chimp out eventually and beat your numale asses and rape your mothers and hipster gfs while you watch and try to fap your limp dick in the corner.

>>75264090
>the Professor

he was my linguistbro, i miss him

>>75264090
I'm all three of those.

>>75264053
At least you have a replacement

>>75264160
>I'm all three of those.

Fuck off. Gib linguism lesson.

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>>75264130
we may never know

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>>75263856
I dont even know how to ride a bike

>>75263769
Do you also elect a prom kween and a kang like in the movies?

>>75264140
not if we control them via the media and keep them in subservience by way of debt

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>>75264191
hipsterism hasn't spared even the older people

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i NEED a croat gf lads

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>>75263890

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cCc HAYDE HAYDE TURCI cCc

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>>75264319

>>75264353
Where do I find this girl

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even our hobos are hipsters

whatchu gonna say now fyromians

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>>75264304
thats not really hipsterish, my dude

now that...

>>75261794
the thing is, nobody will ask you what you think, muhamede. only bosniaks want to stay in that pseudo-state. it is destined to fail, but keep luving in your delusions and fantasies :^)

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>>75264394
>hobos

bet those 2 wrok in IBM or HP

thats how xpozed's co-workers look like

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wtf we got cosplayers now

>>75264183
I'm currently listening to Michel Thomas' Russian, foundation CD3. Pronunciation takes three attempts to sound properly Russian.
I don't think I'll ever get over the "ть". Always ends up sounding "ts", while the instruction say "soft ts".

>Vuouhhh duuuuma(j)e(soft)tse, što zdiiij(e)(soft)ss mozhhnaaaa kuriiiii(soft)ts"
Fuck

>>75264275
Listen to >>75264092
Follow the rhythm and you'll be fine. When learning something new the first thing you should keep in mind is not to step back

>>75264304
>>75264394
>>75264401
https://youtu.be/Gy7LZwESzMg

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>>75264465
>me
>co-workers

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>>75264465
somehow i doubt that

no matter how much i find the whole numale thing distasteful, xpozed's colleagues look more like this

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>>75264479
>now

there are big weebshit expos in s*fia
its full of those subhumans
would fuck a weeb womanlet and make her call me Sasuke tb h

>>75264500
I've noticed that russians tend to say dzh differently from us (джжжьььййй), and that srbs have a different way of saying tch from us.

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>>75264535
do you enjoy some tea and noms in your lunchbreak too?

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>>75264565
nah that shit'd just be weird as fuck

somehow i only find english-speaking weeaboos as acceptable

the rest is way too spooky 4 me

>>75264565
>would fuck a weeb womanlet and make her call me Sasuke tb h
kek

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>>75264660
xpozed without his wife

>>75264639
I have to admit that these IT numales do have a very nice way of making everything comfy. I'd unironically work in a place like this simply because it's so autism-friendly and no one would bother me.

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>>75264713
xpozed on a bulking diet

>>75264535
A lot of IT folks lift these days. Mostly the short ones lol.

>>75264615
Yours is softer "tch", like ours. Serbs differentiate better between "tch" and "t͡ɕ" ("č" and "ć")

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>>75264722
i prefer to be a cab driver whole my life thank to work in a place that calls food "noms"

>>75264565
Women can't be -lets you dingdong. All men want to fuck short girls

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i wonder if he's looking at his son like "i am so terribly sorry for condemning you to life"

>>75264789
uh-huh, you would rather eat banichki, tutmanici and pizza all your life

>>75264766
strong forehead game

>>75258729
Damn, Milko has the jaw of Brad Pitt.

>school ended today
>still haven't asked a girl

>>75264535
>manchildren making heaps of cash in their comfy office space
>alpha batkas working as bouncers for 200€/m

i cannot help myself but laugh at you

>>75264829
that's a threehead though

>>75260652
Boyko

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>chavdar ni izostavi sega sme lesbiiki shtoto vsichki maje sa svine

>>75264910
butifel western cultural values

>>75260652
First, proper infrastructure. This is what Boyko knows. This is why he builds highways. People need roads to drive on

>>75264912
>manchildren's wives cuck them every day and spend all their money
>batkas fuck bitches for free, even impregnate them, and live a modest yet rich bachelor life while not having to look after their biological kids

>>75264789
>i prefer to be a cab driver whole my life
good, because that's all you can get from life, having a empty head as yours, lmao

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Thinkgen of highways....

its ok to kill

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>>75265018
>>75265009
xpozed got a bit touchy

>Literally 1 hour here
Those peppers really fucked my shit up

>>75265018
not him but the get FUCK outta here reddiтor

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>you will NEVER be baptized by Boiko

quite literally why even live?!?

>>75265091
lel dirtpoor ghettoheads

>>75264442
Look Zoran their isn't a expiration date on Dayton and only reason it's failing is because of Serbs keep saying no to any reform, literally everything you guys touch is shit. I wish they would try to break away but they know if they do that RS will not exist

>>75265009
that delusional picture is sad yet funny
would pay hefty sums to see your "modest, yet rich bachelor life" of "fucking bitches" and "impregnating them", la

>>75265018
t. passive-aggressive beta

not very sexually attractive i might add

пpинцecи c aмepикaнcкo 'cиpeнe' ca въpхът

>>75265091
get the*

>inb4 redditor comments on my grammar

>>75265091
>when 9gagger calls me redditor
you have no shame, do you?

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THICCCCCC

>>75265117
t.internet alpha batka

we are in the same boat, i must say

>>75265009
I don't know about you, but I pull tonnes of wares every day working in storage, for 600 euros monthly. I'm probably going to have back problem in 10 years, and I don't feel alpha as opposed to a Philosophies student or an IT worker. They are more detached from reality, in my experience, but people have a different view on "alpha" here. I don't believe these "alpha" and "beta" terms apply for us here as they do in the western countries. For us, an "alpha" is a box-headed gym enthusiast who has a criminal record and a large, patriotic tattoo on his forearm. Out there in the west, an alpha is someone who is most probably a good looker, goes on tinder, dresses in fitting clothes and dries his hair while applying gel and such. Bracani/batke do not use tinder, they hustle the streets and shake the bushes for women

>>75265149
>>75265188
awful fucking posts lad
consider getting the FUCK back to lebbit

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