>ywn wake up to your french girlfriend whispering you "j'ai

>>75253320
I usually just say "I want to sleep" then she tries to wake me up and I finally concede in giving her an orgasm.
I'd rather sleep desu.

I try and fail to kill myself
My french teacher at my college was my only source of joy, but not anymore. I miss her :(

Je suis désolé, mais je n'aime pas les arabes

>>75253386
raciste

>>75253320
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

it don't bother me none

>>75253320
>never have to deal with a French whore
feels pretty good desu

>>75253448
this pasta has nothing do to here

>>75253320
not again

>>75253706
Turn off the light. Take a deep breath and relax.

>>75253996
I'm in a shopping centre right now no light switch

>>75254027
>being this underage

Im not french and I can tell you it is the greatest feeling ever to wake up to a pale coloured eye qt. Salut, t'as bien dormi?

>ywn wake up next to a girl
Feels good to be gay. I'm gonna suck off my sugardaddy and then get kebab for both of us.

Wouldn't that be a complicated way of saying "tu me manques"?

>>75254911
no

>>75254590
oh germany, never change

File: alize_cornet_15_ac1_lOYTFhc.sized.jpg (22KB, 284x400px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 284x400px

>>75253320
This thread again?

I want to protect her smile

>>75255379
wrong Alizé