/brit/

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Stop worshipping a dead kike on a stick

>>75241360
(one that didn't even exist per Roman records)

>>75241297
sounds a bit gay

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2 weeks til /brit/ is banned lads

mate is not responding tgegttujoijregiour

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found this in my shorts

babestation

>>75242952
Jesus can offer you forgiveness for being a virgin no-gf

First for ban islam

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anime

anime

just done a sick

rate pogba
love the chainsmokers

simple as

>>75242957
>nobody else reporting this apart from the triggered leftycuck independent
ok

>>75242979
how did you know??

business idea: get christians and muslims to kill each other while us based atheists swoop in and create a new better society from the ruins of the old delusional world

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>leftycuck

>>75243012
pics

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http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php

also stop making new threads so fucking early you cunts

>>75243038
leftycuck detected

braindead: god exists
normie brain: god doesn't exist
enlightened: nothing exists

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>>75242972
>police said his device was so advanced it was extremely unlikely he worked alone

Here's why early new threads are cancer. You just split the general. Half the lads are still in the old thread, they haven't seen this thread yet and are still posting because we're not at bump limit. Meanwhile, the faster readers and people who keep up more have moved on. It also shits up the board with multiple threads about the same subject at the top of the catalog. Not massively bothered about the other runts on /int/, bunch of JFs, but DON'T DO IT.

310. No linking new threads before then please.

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>>75243038

>>75243017
course not

most other papers are in the back pocket of the tories

>>75243073
>>75243053
hello niggers

>>75242979
He was a virgin no-gf tho

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me in the back having a gander

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCnEAH5wCzo

choon

Might eat a half pound of ground beef to sober up before I keep drinking.

Thoughts?

really want to be a planner lads

>>75243039
no
doing an freaking out about a big presentation ://

/brit/ is just a simulation

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>>75243048
its-a me

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dear me theyre really stepping it up with the anti russia shite

guess being like putin isn't bad considering i could've gotten a true autist like heinrich himmler

>>75243078
Surely if the tories think that it is such a good idea, they'd want their paper friends to be telling us all about it then

>>75243097
Cows look proper confused

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having a big think about leftism now

Heard there are still missing people from Manchester

What are the odds some paki taxi driver toted them off into a rape dungeon

i HATE leftycucks

can i be a yank yet? please?

>>75243091
That's because he took upon himself your sins

i am the only sentient person ITT
all of you are bots set up by the greys to trick me

>>75243165
ok sephy

>>75243140
guess he failed final exam

>>75243165
Shit lads the gigs up

>>75243097
bizarre how all those cows are fascinated
do you reckon they understand whats happening

>>75243125
is that like one of those electric diaries?

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>>75243133
>>75243165
lol i watch reddit and morty too

>morty's mom loses dildo
>walks in to garage
>lol this will do

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>>75243106
Sounds very American

>>75243180
like me haha x

>>75243183
We must be so confusing to them. Some times we grow loud body parts that cut grass, other times we're on walls being proper balancey slags

Do you believe in ghosts?

>>75243183
they always act in that exact way
retarded animals
just wondering if they'll get fed
don't give a fuck about anything else
t.cow expert

>>75243151
"cultural appropriation" is liberal bullshit to divide workers

*BURPS*
i fuck the pickle

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>>75243152
One is from New York. A qt as well.

>>75243038
That one's actually a fedora, not a trilby

He's here.

really liking this radcen gimmick

>>75243200
the fact that you know that this is (potentially as I do not watch it) from rick and morty exposes you as a runtoid

>>75243233
Once thought I saw a ghost but it turned out to be a sleep paralysis hallucination. For years I was sure I'd seen a ghost. Kept quiet about it until I had an explanation though.

>>75243151
hmmm those nice mexican ladies would probably be better off south of the border where they don't have their tortilla recipes stolen by privileged white women really makes me think

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>pregnancy stretch marks on girl's tummies

Philosophy is kind of pointless and has largely been rendered obsolete by modern science

how do i get better at being funny in a group of people?? im an absolute clown when i can get someone one on one but it feels like everything i say in a group is awkward and unfunny

>>75243336
bring props like funny wigs and stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4HojrYcVck

>>75243336
stop hanging around people who dont like you, simple as. start now.

the ol' 'puter is running a bit hot

don't care

Business idea: Scottish X-Men

Fucking hate philosophy
Fucking love science
Fucking love Rick and Morty

>>75243360
laptop fan died 2 weeks ago but idc lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cfLc8SNoKo

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>>75243335
agreed

>>75243360
heat and radiation from my laptop has rendered my bollocks sterile. not joking

>>75243374
FUND IT

>>75243404
why do people care about their sperm count even far past the age of child rearing? would gladly fry my sperm to yellowish jello.

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leftypol here I come

>>75243335
Philosophy is wasted on philosophers.

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>>75243403
>>75243335
YOU SHUTTA YOU MOUTH

/brit/ has crawled to a screeching halt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3860VOLDP0A

>yanks

>>75243466
she's canadian but okay

What is the point of philosophy?
What is the point of anything?
Someone should look into that

>>75243464
Sorry

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post the wojak that best sums up your feelings right now

>>75243464
The real yank hours approach.

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>a girl will never come all over your willy

>>75243483
>What is the point of philosophy?
to think about stuff
>What is the point of anything?
depends how hard you think about it

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495441707009.webm

none of the twitch gfs are streaming

>>75243454
>>75243483
could unironically beat the shit out of you skinny limp wristed philosorunts

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>>75243492
I want to fucking kill myself

>>75241297
I have had 5.6 units of alcohol and i am drunk
being a weak drinker but being able do drink everything has many benefits

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>>75243492

Does anyone else notice that maladjusted, brooding spergs always pause before responding to anyone? You could punch one in the face, and he'd stare blankly into space for a second or two before hitting back or crying.

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>>75243492

>>75243494
deleted my spongebob gimmick desu

>>75243517
it'll get better x

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cute

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>>75243517
same
been feeling very tempted lately

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>>75243496
>a girl will never come while she sits on your face and uses your tongue

>>75243523
yeah because i'm not used to talking to people, no fucking shit does it take longer to respond than for someone who is

>>75243481
hmm didn't know virginia is in canada
>she

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I had to pretend I cared about what happened in Manchester. I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

>>75243539
ivanka is a jew

what are good anime to distract me from my pathetic existence?

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>>75243543
>>75243496
>you will never feel a girls bumhole tighten around your willy as she comes

>>75243564
Kiniro Mosaic

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>>75243543
>a girl will never moan in involuntary ecstasy as you furiously lick her bumhole

>>75243564
watch all of them

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>>75243492
the cat is STILL snoring like one of those things in pikmin
need to take a video. it would actually be a hit.

>>75243539
ivanka is extremely unattractive to me and i cant pinpoint why

>>75243564
nichibros, nichijou, danmachi

>>75243590
her face is too angular, mannish, and she has mannish eyes.

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>a girl will never plonk her fat arse on your face and go BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-6xk4W6N20

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>>75243496
>you will never humiliate a girl by making her cum too quickly during sex

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oh dear

>>75243562
she looks eerily like a female trump. can't see why people are attracted to her

>>75243612
leicestersjire

gotta be up in 6 hours for my presentation
dont know it yet

>>75243620
Used your empathic understanding to selectively edit your message and alter your demeanor so that people were led to believe that you were in agreement with them and shared their sentiments when you really didn't?

Holy fuck this test is somehow brilliant. Got Hitler as well.

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need to do a massive shit but it's half 1 and my housemates will hear

>>75243564
zero no tsukaima

>>75243532
It's only gotten worse and worse
>>75243542
We'll do it together, I'll stab myself in the heart, sick of living every day

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>>75243612

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>>75243612
>you will never shock a girl by giving her her first ever anal orgasm

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>>75243567
>>75243580

>>75242975
good lad

>>75243603
her face isn't angular at all

she's just ugly

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>>75243607
>you will never drink a girl's salty golden weewee straight from her fanny

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Nailed it.

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this is normal, right?

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>ywn cuddle with a girl in bed all day while occasionally giving each other oral

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>>75243676

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>>75243696
Trump is a disgusting nonce

>>75243696
wtf he's sexually assaulting that girl

impeach drumpf NOW

cant tell if my mate is ignoring me or sleeping

Dont doubt for a second that Trump nonced his daughter

>>75243726
literally me saying "asshat" (foy)

>>75243726
i just want to see the original post

>>75243749
What are you doing in his bedroom?

Can you walk 20 miles in a day without feeling too exhausted?

>>75243775
sure

>>75243775
can you walk 20 miles away please

>>75243775
Yes I can walk 20 miles, have done it before but my legs ache

>>75243801
howling

>>75243775
yes

practicing my hiragana lads

>>75243775
depends
around a flat city? yeah
across the countryside, forests, hills etc? nah

>>75243775
No chance. Did about 10 once and legs were fucked the next day.

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Third eye status: Opened

love bolshevism
love white genocide
hate pints
hate religion

simple as

>>75241297
but I already do, my fellow anon

>>75243841
stupid mong. it is harder to walk on hard surfaces than soil

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>>75243851
when black people look in the mirror

really wish i were a white kid with well off parents


v_v

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>>75243851

fucking wasted my daily wank at 3 pm today

>>75243877
he's probably worried about elevation, not the ground

>>75243881
good god this CREATURE WISHES NOTHING BUT DEATH UPON MY PEOPLE!!!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4hqk38

me on the right

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Cannot sleep in this FUCKING heat

>>75243851
So Obama actually was white all along..

>>75243881
how much longer do you think we could have left black people alone for before they became an entirely different species?

>watching a ghost show
>lady is literally describing all the effects of sleep paralysis but asserting that it's a supernatural phenomenon
>show doesn't make the effort to explain it's sleep paralysis and not a supernatural event
>thousands of people who watch this show will believe it

Ah yes, television. People who watch this shit are retarded.

>>75243890
>wasted
how?

>>75243919
*said while watching this shit*

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>>75243881

>>75243912
1-2 million years probably

>>75243912
how long do you think they were left alone?

>>75243923
two minute power wank to a picture i took of a womans foot on the subway

is it gay to wank off a willy with your feet

>>75243902
he has no clear visual indication to see any those things if he's hallucinating he should probably make an appointment to his general practitioner as soon possible

>>75243944
those young quadroons in back of her look ashamed to be with her in the photo

>>75243881
feels

hate being blacc

>>75243990
hello nigger

found a vid of gentlewhispering in a medical supply store commercial in real life

>>75243965
thats not a waste thats a great wank

show some respect, our grandfathers fought in 2 world wars so that you could jerk off to pictures of feet while all they could do is remember and imagine the feet they saw earlier that day

>>75243990
wait a sec- *sees your flag* ah yes, carry on as normal

>>75243962
>>75243964
>>75243965
>>75243971
>>75243977
>>75243985
>>75243990
>>75244005
>>75244006
>>75244007
>brit

>>75243962
>>75243964
>>75243965
>>75243971
>>75243977
>>75243985
>>75243990
>>75244005
>>75244006
>>75244007
come on this is absolutely ridiculous

>>75243912
probably another 200,000 years

>>75243962
>>75243964
>>75243965
>>75243971
>>75243977
>>75243985
>>75243990
>>75244005
>>75244006
>>75244007

shant

asdfg

how to lessen anxiety lads

>>75244012
>>75244016
REAL YANK HOURS
SMASH THAT (YOU) BUTTON IF Y'ALL SHARTING

>>75244033
>>75244016
>>75244012
samefag the fuck off

>>75243990
>>75243990
what's it like being black?
are whites racist?

Got bored so I bumped the last thread. Don't tell Janny.

>>75244036
phenibut

>>75243962
>>75243964
>>75243965
>>75243971
>>75243977
>>75243985
>>75243990
>>75244005
>>75244006
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>>75244012
>>75244016
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>>75244047
just free (you)s lol

what's going on

>>75243612
>tfw last gril i fucked came within 10 minutes of sex
>tfw i took like an hour
>tfw she didn't want to fug again
>tfw i think it was a combo of me taking ages, her cumming too quick and feeling insecure about me taking ages


rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*poos on your willy*

almost got killed by a police chase once

mad that theres a state in the USA run by mormons
why don't they integrate?

doing a poo. smells foul even by poo standards

>>75244061
nm, u?

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>>75244063

>>75244053
all me

>>75244066
I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 1999. Score one for the good guys

>>75244036
NLP

http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html

And self-hypnosis is good too. Do the Silva method and use it to calm down and be comfy.

ahhhhh it's mad

>>75243612
>>75243496
oh man.... these feels.....

>>75244069
we need an inquisition 2bh

>>75244093

good post

>>75244036
force yourself into social situations

>>75243612
I did once tbf

>>75244089
literally not one word of that is a lie. it's not even an unbelievable or extravagant claim.

i was anthony hopkins in a past life

>>75244089
that sounds like a very common situation 2bh

>>75244111
*forces your head into social situations*

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>a girl will never orgasm with you
>ywn lose your virginity with a girl together
>ywn play with her boobs in bed

>>75244093
Score one for the big guys.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495673455233.webm

me on the left

need a qt gf to cuddle

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>Penis is only 11 inches long
>Will never be able to make a girl climax

>>75244036
CBT

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>you will never see a human female in your life

>>75244140
That's a lot of wee

>>75244126
it doesn't matter, none of this matters

>>75244140
they look all sticky that isn't attractive

>>75244140
is this how babies are formed?

>>75244036
fidget spinner

>>75244063
>10 minutes
That's not too bad
30 seconds - 2 minutes is humiliation range

>>75244126
>>ywn lose your virginity with a girl together
boring

fuck a turboslag. it's a lot more fun

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... Reporting in on /brit/ on the 24th of May, 2017 ... have no girlfriend ...

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Perhaps sharia law isn't so bad

>>75244154
go outside lad

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>>75244182
i can barely speak to women without coming across as a shy wreck, how am i gonna fuck a turboslag

What are some of the proudest moments you've had in your life?

My oneitis (at the time) sucked me off
Graduated uni

who the fuck up???

>>75244193
motherfucker don't steal images from my thread

>>75243713

>>75244174
dont really see how thats humiliating 2bh


sometimes ya just gotta cum

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cool

>>75244161
they keep weeing on each other, I think that's how lesbian sex works

>>75244174
yeah it's not that quick but i think it was for her. what i gathered through chinese whispers is that she came too early and i came too late.

tbf it was a spur of the moment thing, and i'd already wanked a few hours earlier without knowing i was seeing her

love how everyone on facebook goes full rorke whenever a terrorist attack happens

never seen nigger sex. how do they do it

>>75244202
won a football trophy

>>75244208
maybe he was the one that posted in that thread too?

>>75244036
do a bit of work in the living room on a pomodoro timer then come back to your own room during the downtime. if you happen to fall asleep during that downtime, that works, otherwise go back to the living room and do another timer's worth of work. changing the scenery is often enough to change your state of mind.

if your presentation is in the morning you can reasonably do an all-nighter without feeling exhaustion or nodding off.

Tell that hoe to come fuck a nigga who dont pay his taxes

>>75244140
Is this how toilet breaks during sex are handled?
Asking for a friend

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if a black man fucks a woman in the arse, how can he tell if he has shit on his cock?

>>75244253
dont bother, testifying afterwards is a drag

I get "sheed" but where does "rorke" come from?

>>75244251
me too. idiots don't realize if they just pretended like nothing was wrong then the attacks would stop.

>>75244201
turboslags are easier to talk to desu. they're into sex, not shy about it, express interest in very blunt and obvious ways and you aren't too concerned about their opinion of you.

bedding some qt, shy bookish girl is a LOT harder

>>75244237
what website is this?

>>75244261
don't defend him

>>75244277
fuck off newcunt

>>75244287
>>75243048

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Feel bad for my younger cousin. He's in grade 10 and is tall (6'1) but has a nasty hook nose like pic related and a weak jaw.

>>75244036
depends how bad it is desu

>>75244284
no girl has ever expressed interest in me
can't see myself getting along with a turboslag, those sorts of girls just laughed at me in school

>>75244253
they do lots of oogas and boogas

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>he unironically thinks germany does everything in its power to destroy europe whenever it can
you're not retarded, are you?

>>75241427
Romans mention Jesus though

>>75244317
and he's canadian...

>>75244334
they're doing damn well at it for not trying

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post beautiful paki slags

Gonads are emitting a particularly powerful odour this balmy spring night

if they found out that the RA was behind this attack I'd be 100% in favour of it

>>75244323
how old are you? i'm starting to witness the turn of turboslags from the regular guys into the more shy, intelligent guys because jobs and money. it'll happen m8, personality and outlook is a lot more important than looks imo. I mean you might not match on tinder, but you could still fuck them.

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>>75244228
>girl cums after 3 pumps
>ask her if she has cum to compound the humiliation

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39955886
doing a read
good on the BBC for listing all the minor parties at the bottom too

>>75244356
*sniffs them*
that's pretty intoxicating
*sucks them*

>>75244201
Practice by calling babestation

had a nap at 7pm and just woke up

ah yes

>>75244397
well good morning

>>75244372
20, nearly 21

>>75244264
might just sleep now 2bh
havent practiced it yet but done the prompt cards

gonna be a fucking TRAIN wreck

too fucking hot to sleep

>>75244346
>the jews are behind the immigration crisis!
>except its germany's fault!
make up your mind

>>75244388
Filthy little bender
They'd better be sparkling by the time you're done gobbling them

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tummy feeling bad
shouldn't have eaten that greasy street food last night

>lightly banter a brit
>he starts crying and rambling on about muh empire

>>75244435
dublin

>>75244433
maybe you should ask his opinion before you present a strawman

>>75244433
the jews are in charge of germany?

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is there any job more autistic than TV weatherman?

"heh, gotta stay late tonight so i can tell people what they can find out by looking outside their window and by googling a local weather radar"

loise: pater what are u doign in there
beter: i fuk baby nehehehehnehe

*stands up*

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh caaaaaaaaaaa naaa daaaaaaaa

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St. Olaf was King of Norway from 1015 to 1028. He was posthumously given the title Rex Perpetuus Norvegiae (English: Eternal King of Norway)

St. Olaf was also, together with the Mother of God, the patron saint of the chapel of the Varangians.

As a teenager he went to the Baltic, then to Denmark and later to England.

Skaldic poetry suggests he led a successful seaborne attack which pulled down London Bridge, though this is not confirmed by Anglo-Saxon sources.

On the way home he wintered with Duke Richard II of Normandy. Olaf returned to Norway in 1015 and declared himself king.

King Olaf II was killed in the Battle of Stiklestad in 1030.

His younger half-brother, Harald Hardrada, became King of Norway in 1047, only to die in a failed invasion of England at the Battle of Stamford Bridge in 1066.

>>75244434
they'll be shined to a polish I promise

http://www.celebritytypes.com/faces/test.php take this test lads

>>75244448
get back in line, colonial

https://twitter.com/NickGriffinBU/status/867302504136134656

he's right you know

>>75244435
post cummies

>>75244468
oaps don't know what google is

>>75244479
>only to die in a failed invasion of England at the Battle of Stamford Bridge in 1066.


fuck, chelsea have been good at home for a very long time

>>75244493
great grandparents came here from germany faggot

>>75244505
>>75244505
>>75244505
>>75244505

just wanked to this
https://xhamster.com/movies/7656733/flat_chested_thai_newhalf_gets_fucked_by_white_cock.html

>>75244521
get back to germany then herite faggot

>>75244469
peter: louis im so oooo horny
lois: petah come to bed neehehehe
peter: i fuck the baby

>>75244417
i'm starting to witness it now at 23-24 but the girls are like my age down to 21. you'll be fine m8, just talk to girls when you give get a chance and it something happens, cool if not then just move on. this is coming from someone who takes rejection badly and end up all emotional.

WORST thing you can do is carry on being so resigned to never having it happen. you'll just ooze that belief through you and reflect it in everything you do and say. that's honestly why losing your virginity is the hardest part. you'll get more confident afterward, and know that that scenario cannot happen.

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>>75244490
what does it mean

>>75244585
looks like a case of radical centrism

>>75244490
dumbest shit

>The tribe is low on foodstuff and must economize if it is to have enough to celebrate its yearly ritual feast. Who should manage the foodstuff?
>here are two faces which look almost identical, pick one even though you know absolutely nothing about the skillset of either and have no context for anything
>also if you pick the ones with lighter skin you clearly have racist tendencies

wew lad top notch test there really made me think hmmm

308

>>75243048
Putin

310

>>75244126
don't make me feel lad

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>>75243048
I don't see the relation.