/Culture Pals/ E-Chad edition

>>75237817
I always use the fake to check links.

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first for lonely

>>75239821
It's alright, lad. We're all gonna make it

>called a Bulgarian Qt who seems genuinely interested in me
>Still no Russian gf
>Tfw no Russian gf

>>75239988
God bless turkshits

>tfw might have taken the flirting too far with a really pretty brazilian girl who even watched a movie I recommended
SHID

>told qt about my fantasy of watching her suck a big black cock
>won't respond to my messages anymore
fucks sake

>>75240349
Too far in what regard? Did you fugg it up?

>>75240381
She hasn't replied in a day now, on whatsapp.
Why do I have to be an autist?

>>75240411
post convo

>>75240411
It's alright, senpai. Don't ever apologise, though. Smooth it out.
If you've fucked something up - double down. You've got nothing to lose

>>75240447
no

>>75240455
>double down
That sounds like terrible advice

>>75240411
who cares desu it's too expensive to fly to Latin America just meet some monkey, they are only good for nudes.

Realistically the furthest I would travel to meet a qt is Russia

>>75240508
She's going to study in Poortugal next semester

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>>75240602
Cool, I'll tell you how she tastes in a few months, then ;)

>>75240505
Yeah, just let her forget about you. Great idea. Doing nothing is better than doing something. Epin.

>>75240411
>>75240602
If a girl doesn't respond to your messages within three hours she isn't into you (barring her bedtime) otherwise girls are glued to their smartphones, if she doesn't respond she is actively ignoring you

Getting worked up over some slag who forgets you exist isn't worth it, move on and talk to someone else

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>this user only accepts messages from female users

as a male, is there anything more beta than this?

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>>75240888
Heil Hitler to that mein negroid ;)

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What are some fun, wacky things to send to boys?

>>75241044
1)Nudes
2)Lewds
3)Feet (i'm not even into feet, but they can be intimate)

>>75241083
verbal stuff plz

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>>75241153
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

>>75240888
Not necessarily, I'm busy with school and want to respond in my free time, doesnt mean im not into the guy.

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>>75240361
At this point I will regard this as a bait

>>75241442
if it was chad you'd find the time

Which are the best Eastern Euro girls? Polish? Romanian?

>>75242338
Polish and Russian, but they're all pretty realistic (except for the Staceys, but that's in any country).

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>>75240361
What a cuck.

>>75242373
I was wondering about the smaller ones like Hungary, Serbia, Belarus etc

>>75242645
>Hungary
pretty nice qts. Pretty but not the dumbest around
>Serbia
no experience
>Belarus
Pretty and educated but maybe a bit too tight?

what are your guys natural remedies to headaches? I am dying here, and I don't trust myself behind the wheel

Another night, another day without a qt European bf to call my own.

>>75243088
naps

>>75243281
post profile

>>75243088
faps

>>75243281
Go to sleep, Kait

>>75243088
bullet to the brain

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>>75243651
^ worked for me

>say some nice things to a BR girl
>she says I am a good person
>starts showing me her ass 10 minutes later

is it that easy?

>american girl without a profile picture messages me
>do you like history?
>yes (literally one of the first things on my profiles)
>Okay cool can you teach me?
>I guess, why?
>I have an exam.
>what would you give me to help you? why can't you just google it?
>you are so rude!

Americans

>>75243442
no u
>>75243545
no u

>>75243810
How enriched is she?


>>75243854
kek, ask for nudes in exchange of history ;)

>>75243876
she is whiter than most "white" Americans funnily enough.

>>75243876
that's what i was going for, but she just uploaded a picture and she is one nappy headed negro

>>75243810
can you show me the pics I am obsessed with brazil bunda

>>75243088
drink some water and take a nap.

>>75243810
Latinas are horny as fuck. I'd say they are greatly underappreciated.

1. They make good gfs
2. They are almost always super curvy and have great assets
3. SEX DEMONS
4. Traditional
5. Fun as fuck

>>75243975
No you commie

>>75243810
it is if you are american

>>75244153
bitch ass nigga

im going to make an account for the first time but im wondering:
is there a good way to use interpals on my iphone? (like an app)
is using the script worth your time?
what is a good experience you have had with interpals ;)

i hate boys

>>75244355
get them on whatsapp after a few hours of talking

scripting is shit, visit and message the girls you are interested in, better chances of success

>>75244478
thats basically what i was thinking, thanks!

>>75244236
is it because of the greencard?

does the script work anymore?

I've been having trouble.

it's been so long since I used this website but now I actually need to meet some germans since i'm headed over there soon for work.

Are there any femanons here? If so what are they here for?

>>75245021
There is a few
they are looking for attention and men to show their boobs to

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>>75245021
Yes

/cp/? - to lurk
Interpals? - Korean bf

>>75245041
Nice
Where are their nudes

>>75245130
Koreaboos are disgusting.

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>>75244977

It doesn't work correctly for me.
Always get a "requests" error.
Apparently the module doesn't exist.

STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES YOU GODDAMN BULLIES

>>75248284
What's your profile? I'll send you something nice.

>>75248406
/houssem237

Redpill me on black asian girls
as bad as hapas?

Goodmorning /cp/
How was your hunt tonight?

>>75248859
I don't need to hunt for something I have

>>75249011
this desu

anyone have /fenrir_wolf nudes yet?

>>75240912

Spoken to one guy on IP, who was actually cool. We bonded over our mutual interesting in blacking slavs.

So it's always worth keeping it open in case you meet a bro

>>75245231
There was a Canadian chad that uploaded some about 3 weeks ago in different threads.

>>75244863
More like the BAC.

Wake up /cp

>>75250884
hi

>>75250884
herro

>>75250884
hi
post profile plz

Goodnight anons

>>75251004
/k3nghost
Add me :)

I just realized that the lack of qts on IP from the alps region is due to the fact that everyone is a normie around here. It all makes sense now

>send nice message
>she reads message
>views profile
>doesn't respond

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Which one of you was this ? He deleted his account ((

>>75249156
>16 y/o
FBI contacted

>>75243088
Drink the pickle water

>>75255274
Are you the one with the possibly pregnant girlfriend
If so How is it going

>>75255421
No, I'd the guy who will meet Iranian qt in summer

Good morning

Why are Russian girls friendly yet Polish girls are rude?

>>75255490
Darren?

>>75255543
Russians try to hunt for the G so they act nice, while Poles already have Schengen visa so they don't give a fuck anymore.
>>75255654
No. I don't post that often, but I'm an IP vet

>>75255049
It happens (((

>girl starts off conversation with "hi, I like your face"
>can't carry a conversation at all
Aaaa

I feel drained and depressed, I put all the effort into conversations but they always fizzle out, girls don't like me

>>75256382
You need to find the one lad.

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those threads shouldn't exist, because they do not fulfill their function
ridiculuously little amount of nudes and ridiculuosly huge amount of proud ethnical nationalists

>>75256606
This is a bad thing because?

>>75257596
Because he can't get a qt of his own.

>>75258527
>implying that I don't already have Taiwanese qt

>>75258850
>Taiwanese

>>75239988
>>75240182
love it when i see a foreigner trying to english with a turkish guy in turkey. turks just yell in turkish expecting them to understand top kek

>make profile
>message a bunch of girls
>get pretty much no responses
>feel like shit
>delete profile
>make a new one a few months later and repeat

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>>75259481
If by "bunch'' you mean less than 100 you have no right to complain

>Talk to Russian qt for weeks, time difference annoying as fuck
>Continuously spams me with lewd pictures - completely unsolicited.
>Finally makes me horny enough to just start making a pass at anything with a vagina near me
>Finally end my drought with some girl who works as a waitress at a diner that I found in a department store.

For once everything worked out.

>>75259670
I usually message about 100 girls each day for a week and then give up

>>75259139
More like Guywanese

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>>75259932
>100 girls each day for a week
Goddamn, wtf are you messaging them?

>>75260003
it varies but I usually only get responses if I insult them

>>75260039
>usually only get responses if I insult them
WTF?


Post your profile so we can learn what not to do XD

>130 views today
>2 PMs
Oh boy


The first response to this post decides what I say to the next person who views my profile.

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>>75260074
Want to see my ding-dong?

>>75260074
Here's your (you)

>>75260108
I might be ban for that.

Anything non-sexual

>>75260137
Want to see my sopa de macaco? Uma delícia!

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>>75260169
Kek

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>>75260339
Mein negroid ;^)

Also:
>black-starfish
>starfish
Is that a reference to how boring she is in bed? XD

>>75260385
Idk, he looks like a trap.

Would fuck/10

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>>75260535
>tfw no polish trap to dominate

>>75260605
that's gay lol

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>>75260651
>the toothpaste man telling me what it means to be gay

It's not gay if their dick is smaller than yours :^)

>>75260695
How big's your dick?

>>75260749
18-20cm, wanna be my sub?

>>75260891
Depends on how cute you are

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>>75260605
Why am I alive? Just to suffer?

>>75260651
What the fuck, holland, wouldn't you fuck a boipuccy? Are you gay?

>>75260964
>my dick
>working
choose one
I tried though

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>>75260964
>Why am I alive? Just to suffer?
Embrace the feels, or perish like a wojak.


>>75260935
You're the sub, it's your job to be cute, not mine ;3

>>75261006
But I only want a bf if he's cute and wants to cuddle while watching kino!

>>75261039
>cuddle while watching kino!
What the you think I am, a fucking gay?

Fuck off with that gay shit.

>>75261126
>wants to fuck a literal man
>not gay

>>75261155
It's just boipucci, nunning wrong wit that ;^)
The Romans did and shieeet ;)

>>75261249
And their empire lost to some barbarians lol

>>75261291
All empires must one day fall (to barbarians).

>>75261000
>post yfw I'd rimjob you till you cum then cuddle till fall asleep

>>75261291
The empire was fucked way before barbarians came desu

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Fug

>>75262068
kawaii

>>75255096
bost brogfile

>>75239660
https://www.interpals.net/Katrin_L

Speak French to her and see what happens

>>75264675
Idk french, tell me something to say

Respond to me RIGHT NOW

I wonder if I should respond to someone. Hmm, nah I don't think I will.

>>75264799
Comment ça va avec ton français?

>>75264929
.Sorry, this user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them.

>>75264919
I had a sudden urge to respond to you. Have a friendly (You).

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>ask me if I'm alone
>don't see my answer

She's coming to kill me!

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>>75242338
ROMANIAN!
by look, but also i had nice talkies

but next would be polish... dunno, may be polish descent (my grand-granny kinda) speaks in me
but also my surname... well, Nestor wrote that slavs took their surnames from the place where they were living, so it's a little chance that i could be pic-related grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-son, lol

>when a girl sends a lewd and includes her face in it
either really dumb, or she trusts me

Which one of you bitter manlets is this?
>>>/fit/41563290

>>75266596
That is so sad

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>>75266596
>I can teach u Bangla

>>75266518
Lemme see

>Indonesian hijab girl talks lewd with me
>Turkish virgin fingers ass for me on cam
<Another Indonesian girl asks me to suck her tits

What's with all these religious girls being all horny on interpals?

>>75267279
>>Turkish virgin fingers ass for me on cam
>doesn't share it with the pals that helped him out
So, are you gonna share or are you gonna STFU?

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>>75267127
>>75267328
What's up with this faggotry?

>>75267395
It's a commie who wants to leech off of others hard earned work

>>75267442
>a commie

It's more than one guy, btw ;)

>>75267489
commies

Though I do not doubt that a lot of people here talk bigger than they actually get.

My qt wants me to make an instagram. I never user it. Is it weird if I have 0 friends on there? what do people even do on instagram besides post images.

>>75239660
>The message I fear for each day

>>75267670
>I never user it. Is it weird if I have 0 friends on there
You don't have friends on instagram

Is Turkey classified as being in Europe?

>>75259297
I assume this is some kind of Turkish pun that doesn't translate well?

'>>75267738
followers then, same thing?

>>75249466
tfw no fellow non-white to talk about blacking his qt slavs

>>75256606

>>75249443

are you that /pol/tard or another one?

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>>75269227
That's not the /pol/tard, I am.

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>>75269227
I'm the good guy.

messaged about 50 Russian girls and they were all boring rude cunts

gonna try the Romanian meme next, will post progress

>>75262415
You should first

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>>75269281
i will dress you in the uniform and massage your prostate, my sweet edgy little boy

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>when the qts look back at your profile

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>>75270489
>just to see how ugly I am

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>>75270489
>when they dont look at all

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>start talking about vidya with qt
>she asks for my steam
>it's full of weeb and cringy shit
>mfw

>>75271315
At least you find it cringy. There is still hope for you

Hi /cp/ how are you

>>75271673
I am a bit horny if I am going to be honest with you. Kind of like a chubby dong, but not a full hard on. Like the type of horny you are when you want to make your flacid penis look larger than it is, without anyone being able to tell.

>>75271965
Why are you horny in the noon

>>75271992
Not him but I'm usually horniest around noontime.

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>>75272078
What's there in the noon to be horny about?

>>75272162
The same things that make me horny any other time of the day I guess.

Does /cp/ cook for themselves?

>>75272493
yes

Yes. Everyone should cook and clean for themselves.

Just got called assburguer

Brazilians are all whores, seriously, fuck that bitch, I'm so pissed I deleted our conversation

>>75272611
What happened meu amigo?

>>75272611
I agree that's why I only search asian qts

>>75272709
I was talking with this whore and she reads what I write a few secs later but takes 3 days to answer me

I asked what was she doing three days ago and now she answered in portuguese:
>playing lol
>are you asperguer? I have an asperger friend and he writes just like you


Fuck that

This week I forced four thots to delete their profiles. One of them had been there for 4 years.

DESTROY ALL THOTS

>>75272964
Well, are you an aspie?

>>75273016
>4 years
What did you do?

>>75271673
Shut the FUCK up

>>75273054
I pranked them

>>75272493
How else would you survive?

>>75272964
Pretty rude desu
You were right to delete her.

>>75273047
Fuck you, Sasha, don't play with me now

>>75273086
I'm going to murder you.

>qt stops responding when i act nice
Welp guess its time to bully her again

>>75273245
>being nice to girls
Lol.
You can only be nice to them in very small bits. That way, any time you're nice, they get wet.

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>delete profile
>login and restore it
>reset join date and get yourself on the front page

>>75273335
Or just edit your page, faggot

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so I have been away for 7 months, what the fuck did I miss?

>>75273487
Me :3

>>75273505
I miss you too ;3

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>>75273505
no I meant if anything changed on interpals or something

>>75273697
yeah it was better when there was one less fucking German on it

>>75273487
Reply to me or I will do bad things

>>75273727
Hey stop being so mean I like this German anon.

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>>75273812
why?

>>75273727
so everything is the same?

I really think about getting back into the game, but not sure I really should.
kinda miss talking to qts tho.

>>75273647
Aspie

Is it exams time already? I dont go to college. Either the bitches are ignoring me at he same time or theyre busy

>>75273949
Do it senpai

>>75274125
Now I'm sad, Sasha, and it is your fault ;_;

>>75273949
Because I deserve a reply

>>75274201
Exams are happening in most of the world, yes.

>>75274378
I agree, have another (you)

/AlenkaGekalo

...

I've noticed there aren't many girls from South America on interpals

is there a better penpal site for Latinas?

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>>75275618
>Latinas

Why lad?

>girl asks me for dick on snapchat
>send it to her
>"sorry not real"
>send another one
>"didn't believe it for a second"
>send short clip
>"what the fuck"

Replayed every single thing too. top kek

>>75275618
There is a lot of sudacas, wtf?

>>75275732
It must be ginourmous! ;3
C-can I see it?

>>75275732
Post benis NOW

>>75275860
>>75275893
Fuck off, homos

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>>75264675
>>75264929

>>75275959
N-no homo anon, j-just curious

>>75275959
No homo just post dic :^)

>>75275790
sudacas are not from South America

>>75275674
I am unironically interested in backpacking there so would be nice to have a few girls who can host me

>>75276134
>La palabra sudaca es, según la definición del Diccionario de la lengua española de la Real Academia Española, una expresión despectiva utilizada en España para referirse a los naturales de América del Sur.1 Otras fuentes no normativas citan también la variante «sudoca», con significado similar.2 3

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>>75273487
So lemma go into detail why I stopped

>meet qt ukrainian girl on IP
>she is a bit shy but we get along very well
>her english isn't so good but I know a bit of russian so we manage to communicate
>she sends me pictures of herself after I insist and ask her several times
>ask her for a picture of her body but not noodz or something, just a normal pic
>she gets all offended and thinks I wanted her nudes
>goes into rant mode and gets bootyblasted as fuck
>try to explain but she isn't even listening to me
>never sign into skype or IP since that day

kinda felt bad man, we were talking for a few weeks and she didn't seem so crazy.

>>75276351
Get over it

>>75276351
Russian/Ukrainian chicks are weird that way, very often a request for nudes drives them insane and they block you

>>75276351
Post her profile so other anons can dodge a bullet

>mfw qt is sending me body pics with my gf right next to me
Uh oh

>>75276852
Post'em

>>75276351
You deserved it.

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>>75276951

>>75277168
Nice ass

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>>75277231
'S what I said

>>75277168
NICE
but you should be loyal to your gf

>>75277288
I know but I'm a filthy whore and I don't deserve my gf

>>75277168
Thick

>>75277282
where she from

>>75277357
But I deserve your gf. Never had one. I would treat her really nice.

>>75277478
Canada
>>75277447
Just how I like 'em senpai
>>75277503
She deserves better than me!

tfw no food

>>75276351
same thing happened to me
>polish turboqt got mad at me when i asked if she wanted to use skype
>dropped spaghetti everywhere trying to backpedal
>stopped using interpals for months
>downloaded skype just to talk to her and never used it

just remember there's a ridiculous amount of bored qts waiting to talk and just as many middle eastern guys who are way creepier than you could ever hope to be

>turk girl talking about how she wants to lick my asshole

dropped

>>75278236
I want that.

>>75278236
hahahah give us her profile, I can have some fun with her

>>75278313
/Ezgi04

likely to block you if you try to talk about it straight away. took like a week of talking for her to open up to any lewd talk

>>75278526
yeah I know how it goes with Turks, need to warm them up a bit

>>75278236
weird fetish for a women

>>75278526
wow I thought she would be weird or ugly but she is actually very hot

>>75278526
Just called her Jewish

>Freddy_moure
how can one man be so chad?

American girls are probably among the most friendly on interpals, dunno why they have a bad reputation

>>75279935
Thanks :3

>>75279935

They are definitely some of the most chilled personalities imaginable, very cool and fun to be around.

What does this :p mean?
I'm a emoji virgin.
Should I send it?

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>>75276457
its always easier said than done m8.
before that I also had some failures there with other chicks.
always fucked it up in some way.

I'm kinda tired of it, driving them constantly away in some unintentional way.

>>75276485
I know but I didn't even want nudes at that point, I mean sure I wanted them but I would never ask so directly, my getting n00dz game is better than that.

and she didn't even bother listening to my explanations that she just understood me wrong and I knew I can't put up with that.

>>75276582
she deleted her account shortly after I met her, we got along so good that she didn't even want to talk to other dudes.

>>75277159
cmon man I just wanted to see how her body looks like, I mean I'm talking to her for weeks and I get like 2 selfies?
cmon dude

>>75278188
after several such incidents I kinda lost the motivation but I always try to get back into the game

>>75280654
It means you're being cheeky, or joking

>>75280693
Good, thanks lad.

>>75279935
>>75280226
<333

>>75280682
>and she didn't even bother listening to my explanations that she just understood me wrong and I knew I can't put up with that.
yeah Slavic girls never forgive I've noticed, if you offend them that's it they hate you forever, they love to hold grudges

>I'm kinda tired of it, driving them constantly away in some unintentional way.
honestly I just send girls like that a dick pic and tell them to fuck off. If you're constantly walking on eggshells worrying if you might accidentally upset them they aren't worth it.

>tfw she wants to talk on whatsapp but you don't have a smartphone or a windows pc

Fuck, help me out here, wtf do I do?

>>75281002
you really should get a smartphone

>>75281002
Buy one smartphone of the cheapest.
You have those from the vodafone brand.

>>75281053
Well I can't get one in 5mins, help me out here senpai, I'm sweating balls, this gal is a good one :SSS

>>75281103
Just say that the company is fixing the phone and that they didn't gave you a substitute one.

>>75281103
Given what time it is right now you can say you're tired and going to bed, to buy yourself more time

>>75281093
Quantos paus? Se for mais de 10 tou fdd :s

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>>75281154
Fuck, might very well do this and buy one tomorrow for dirt cheap :S

>>75281156
Yes, it's more than 10 euro. For that price you can just get one for old people with big buttons.

>>75281219
>For that price you can just get one for old people with big buttons.
Will that shit run normieapps?

>>75281208
could just download an android emulator use textnow for a fake number and use it to get a whatsapp account to send texts with

>>75281325
^ this is what I was looking for, ty mein nigger ;)

I'll try it out and come back with some insight, I hope.

>>75281266
No.

>>75281359
http://www.techbout.com/whatsapp-without-phone-number-sim-5365/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECO3baoVhac

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>>75281002
dude like wtf?

thats how you do it
>get them from IP to whatsapp ASAP
>ask for selfies and send yours
>ask for more
>break the ice and charme your way into her n00dz
>post her n00dz here for fellow cp general bros

>>75280883
problem is you usually don't notice it at the beginning and then when you gotta drop them you feel like you wasted time.

>>75281403
ty, I'll try this with an android emulator

>>75281503
>le epic n00dz XDD lmao

>where are you?

Fuck, she needs me right now :SSSS

Told her I'm busy

>>75281806
>where are you
means
>i need you to entertain me because the other boys are busy

>>75281904
Don't insert me into your fetishes, Pedro.

>tfw can't download any emulator

WTF REEEEEEEEEEE

>>75281931
>>75281904
hes right tho

Life update: still hate Pakis, possibly even more so than yesterday

>>75282118
why? the paki men?

Life update: I wish someone loved me.

>>75282250
post profile

>>75282016

Not even Visual Boy Advance?

>>75282158
The men and women are as bad as each other, they turn every part of my city they infect into shit

>>75282275
Nope

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>tfw still sweating balls

Never thought I would die trying to talk to a QT

>>75282508
Is she the chubby Greek?

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>>75282544
Nope, cute and intelligent ruskie.

>brazilian starts flirting with me
>she's married

Still OK with this.

>>75282561
Mine is russian too

>>75282702
Oh shit!

How old is she? I'm not into sharing :S

>>75282588
*angry favela monkey noises*

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>tfw she's been waiting for an hour

>>75282724
Mine is sleeping.
She's 19.

>>75282878
We're good then ;)

Told her I have to go to bed and that I'm very sorry.


It's funny because I like this QT and she's been pretty clingy, but I always accidentally ignore her for hours :/

>>75283167
Update:

Got whattsapp running, now making an account.

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Wasted no time

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Major update, got whatsapp working!

Waiting for her reply :3

>>75284674
which android emulator did you end up using?

>>75284714
genymotion, ty for the help ;)

>>75284889
Just a headsup, that textnow website requires you to receive a text like once a week or else it assumes you are no longer using it and takes the number away. You can use it to text yourself and reset the time period though.

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>>75284957
textnow was crashing, I just used my real number.

Thanks anyway.

>tfw accidentaly clicked view all with no filters

>>75285092
if I see a BR man on my recently viewed I am going to call you a homo

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>>75285092
Stop doing that

good night /cp/

>>75285225
good night ameribro

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>>75285092
but haven't visited me...

>>75285619
I cancelled it quickly

I had a vision that I had a Greek QT a little while ago. Tell me about Greek QTs

New

>>75285879