This chair is older than Australia and has never lost a fight

Isn't Australia that abbo island where London sent their criminals

>>75237280
makes me think

>>75237328
that's the most accurate and short version of australia's history i've ever read

>>75237280
how to be a chair? pls tell

>>75237515
have a clean record and don't get skin cancer at age 24

>>75237280
That chair has never had to inhabit a strange and distant island, build a nation, gain autonomy by showing a strong track record of good governance, and deal with tens of thousands of 70kg dinosaurs like birds.

That chair has endured nothing more than Danish bums.

>>75237570
too hard... how can i be the chair's neighbor? pls tell

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to think aboriginals were throwing rocks at enemy tribes when a dane sat in this chair inventing the loudspeaker or some shit

>>75237328
a former colony whose population was descended from worthless convicts is now more prosperous than any african country

really makes you think

>>75237280
Looks like a nice chair

>>75238932
>American sits
>Breaks