>20% of Australians are descended from criminals Why does

Shouldn't you be friendly to a country with 20% Irish ancestry?

>>75223750
It's really clear that burgers don't quite "get" celts

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>>75223689
I used to take Australia seriously but then I realised they are only a 20 million non-country

>>75223689
You guys should really stop coming here to do our minimal labor jobs because your own economy is just potato shitness.

>Irish labor hire gives me cheek about being lazy aussie
>Give him address on lunchbreak
>Whats this?
>It's an address for fruitshop, go pick us up some fruit
>Do I get paid for this?
>No, take it off your fruit picking hours patty.

>>75223946
nice banter
did you learn it in prison?

Did you guys know that most of the prison guards sent to Australia were drunkards or other ones they didn't want in England?

And to make things worse, there's a theory in the works that australian speech has become really slurred because of all the alcohol the first settlers consumed

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>>75223689
Sorry but I am descended entirely from 100% Anglo-Saxon free settlers. My veins seethe with noble Anglo-Teutonic blood.

Now, bow before me you filthy Ibero-Hibernian.

>>75224367
Is it racist to call an australian "Aussie Ausborn"?

>>75224553
Yes, because saying "Ausborn" means that you are assuming their nationality. Please be respectful of trans-Australians who may not have been assigned a non-Australian nationality at birth.

>>75224627
*who may have

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>>75223689
Then despite everything thrown against them
They made the best country on earth

>>75224792
Basically this we're openly racist and oppose mass immigration I'll be safe in Australia far away laughing at Europes demise in a few decades.