Would you like to spend a night on the town with a nice British

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I would like to impregnate a healthy Briton womb, yes

>>75218532
Sorry but UKIP girls are racist

i am Anglophobic yes

>>75218370
i am anglophobic, but since i am an autist loser on 4chin, i cant exactly be picky when it comes to women

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I'd be afraid of being arrested

>>75223492
>i am anglophobic
Why, anon? We are a peaceful race.

>>75218370
>A*glos

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>>75223545
you are ruthless and shrewd and backstab your friends

>>75223675
We only wish to raise quality of life, for all free peoples.

>>75218532
Ok I'll for for vagina

>>75223727
only problem is that you only view anglos as people.
Others are disposable pawns for you

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>>75223727
>We only wish to raise quality of life, for all free peoples.


"For Great Britain all races and all peoples are equal"

>>75218370
Nothing is enacting hatred of English people more than taking an English one for the night

>>75218370
Anglophobic
>Never forget 1909

>>75225557
What happened in 1909? I thought we were friends.

no, brits are very normie, scasual about sex, social and extroverted, they intimidate me.

>>75219914

I'm pure germanic breed. sweetie

>>75225056

F A T C A P I T A L I S T A N G L O

>>75218370
Already did in Cancun. Her accent was almost indecipherable which was honestly very disappointing.

>>75223675
absolutely agree
We don't call them perfidious Albion for nothing

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>>75225949
it's called the eternal anglo

>>75218532
Those legs.. Is that of age?

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>>75218370
all i wish for is an english rose gf

>>75225957

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E7ScwCbGLU

A really thick british accent or a less-than-average girl is the hottest thing on planet earth.

t. accent master

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>>75226043

look at her child-bearing hips / firm tits

that's as READY as it gets

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>>75226058
This is the dream.

>>75223534
is this for real? Jesus Christ UK wtf are you doing?

>>75218370
>completely acceptable to be a drunken retard about them
>remembering each other afterwards is optional

honestly doesn't sound so bad

>tfw can only attract women that will break my balls over a single beer

>>75218370
i'd like to catch some AIDS so i wont need to be worry about killing myself

>>75226841
>about them
***around them

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>>75226841
classy drunk slags are the way to go

>>75226928
>dat red ale

>>75226928

what kind of british person has that light tan?

>>75227846
some bonganon said the liverpool area people were tanner

not sure how true that is

>>75227966

well, as a slag she must spend a lot of time tanning instead of working in a bulding

>>75227846
>what kind of british person has that light tan?

Someone that uses a tanning bed or spray on fake tan.

>>75228713

it looks really good 2bh

>>75218370
Going out in the UK can be expensive.
My wife's family migrated to the UK and we pop over when we can to visit, missus just did her last years of school and went to uni there, so she's not really very british... 'little sister' however, went full bloody native and she's a complete terror.
>lazy and slightly mad
>still lives with parents and works for them
>will get obnoxiously drunk, if someone pays for booze
>uncanny knack for finding trouble

Basically a menace to society, course in their great wisdom the decided, oh we can't really travel to help out with wife and baby, so we're going to pay to ship her over here to 'help'
>kill me

>>75218370

nah mate slags aren't my sort of bird lad

>>75225056
This demonization of over-weight middle-age white men has to stop

I already legit spend a lot of nights with Brit girls in the Algarve while on vacation.

Ask me anything you want lads.

>>75225557
*forgets about it*

>>75225836
That's working class plebs. The middle class are all weirdos.

British girls are too easy, but you better have a condom with you

>>75218370
These girls may be slags, but at least they're in shape, would bang tbqh

Why not.

Are gingers easy to find.

I'm a ginger myself and it's a little hard here. Only met like 6 in my age group.

I want to pass the genes desu.

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>>75223545
Your people are mentally stucked in ww2, your media shits on other countries every day, you see everyone else as inferior because of your (long lost) empire, you show zero respect to other people and you are one of the most passive aggressive people in the world. You also verbally attack everyone and then call it "banter".
peaceful race my ass

>>75235803
>Germans saying this

lmao

>>75236316
People literally call us cucks for being too tolerant and peaceful. I hate it too but that's how it is.

>>75234730
Did they speak any Portuguese?

>>75236658

They say OBRIGADO e BONITO and that's about it.

>>75235803
>Germany telling others they are stuck in ww2

How's that collective guilt doing eh?

>>75237292
Cool it with the Anglophobia

>>75237190
that's not what I mean. We are past the war though we think about it alot.
Brits on the other hand still have a world war mindset.

>>75236405
You behave like your superior to non-whites all the time while outside.


I've seen Germans mistreat employers of my father (swarthy Portuguese from the South) but when I come and talk to them (and I hold the same position as them) they talk with big smiles and all that just because I'm pale skinned.


I've seen this many MANY times.

Me and my sister are treated with all smiles and we even get tipped, because of being or with blue eyes like my sister.

I've NEVER seen Germans tip the swarthy employees.

>>75237568
Never witnessed something like that, but I live in hardcore tolerant NRW so I really don't know better.

>>75237708
I did and it was weird as fuck.

A couple from Würzburg came here (they were in their late 30's). They talked to me and my sister (as mentioned) with big smiles and even told us where they're from and their life stories while getting checked in. Well as soon as they talked to the swarthy employees it was open season. Rude as fuck, not even looking at them.

Me and my sister got tipped (and we work at the reception) while the swarthy ones got ignored.

They would also exclusivly only talk to us for directions and opinions, often ignoring the swarthy ones if we weren't around.

It was really weird. I mean I get it, they look Arab-ish in a way but fuck man.


This happened with 95% of tourists from Germany. But the worst offenders of this are the Dutch.

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>>75226928
ehhh

>>75237940
I could just say that something like this is rare, but that would be a lie.
German tourists tend to be shit. Especially the semi-rich normie couples and the teenies.
If you want to have fun, call them out on their behavior next time. Trust me, it's hilarious.

>>75218370
why you Brittfags still exist?

>>75238365
to annoy you. no one else, just you and only you.

>>75238287

Meh. I kinda dislike the Southerners myself. I'm saying you guys behave more or less the same as the Brits. More organized with the towels though.


Also you guys in Germany can't do shit I guess, and you come here where people don't give a shit about being politically correct and you kinda let go.

>>75238525
thanks for being cool with the situation.

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>>75218370
brits are such strange creatures

>>75238640
me in the background

>>75238611

Dude to me they treat me extremely nice.

I personally love them. Big tips, clean rooms, I even watched a football match with a group of 5 once.

You won't get complaints from me.

>>75238640
>Dat midget
Topkek

>>75238640
that looks like america.

>>75226928
Listen to someone like her that UK accent
WEW
E
W

>>75218370
british girls are ugly desu

>>75218370
I had a British girl on holiday when I worked during summer. We were basically in a relationship without officializing it.
She was absolutely lovely, had a good elbow raise. We spent night discussing under the stars laughing, which made me sleep 2 hours a night for 2 weeks(bar naps during lunch break)
Some of my best memories, especially now that it's been 5 years and I'm a turbo neet

>>75238971
House style and the truck. Yep!

>>75238640
UK houses aren't that big.

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>>75218370
a big titted one yes

>>75227846
someone from essex

God no, British girls are hideous creatures that should be cucked until we're left with the non white ones.

The Normands did an half-assed job

Anglos need more French blood in them

>>75244653
"french blood" isn't a thing, la grenouille

>>75243852
RARE

>>75243852
why is your name off, isac?

>>75218370
Im Islamophobic, but that's essentially the same as being an Anglophobic if it's about bongs.

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I am really into the far east looking Asian girls. I am currently in school and planning to be a ESL teacher. What are the pro and cons of each place and each of their ladies?

>>75218370
I dont like pakis, m8

>>75218370
>Would you like to spend a night on the town with a nice British lass or are you too Anglophobic?

No lo creo, me gusta andar solo de noche tranquilo en las salvajes soledades de las pampas....
Y sí podría tener una chica inglesa, me da lo mismo que una italiana o española, pero creo que preferiré a estas últimas, que pueden ser muy buenas mujeres.
No me interesa el ruido de la noche, pero sí disfrutarla tranquilo, incluso oyendo las olas del mar, o en plena montaña.
Las chicas londinenses como las de la foto no me atraen, están bastante estragadas.

Aunque sin ninguna duda me podría gustar en cuanto a sajonas, a la mamá de la familia Ingalls, que juntaba el agua en un arroyo lleno de amebas y demases que en aquella época se tragaban con de todo sin hervir el agua, pero estaba buena.
Ahora bien, las chicas que salen a huevear de noche son muy pelotudas e imposible de aguantarlas
Pero... si algunas de ellas saben hornear un buen pastel, sin dudas me gustaría conocer alguna.

>>75223799
They see colonial Anglos as disposable pawns as well
Read about Gallipoli

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>>75218370

>even the worst british slags haven't had as much cocks inside them as the average finnish girl

I probably would.

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my interest in britbong qts is quite specific
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69WFt6_dF8g

>>75249215
Those hands could snap a steel bar in two

>>75237450
That's why they're winning.

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>>75218370
british woman

>>75249511
Kinda hot desu

>>75249574
really hot, more like sub zero fetish... I mean scorpion fetish

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>>75218370

Can it be a black british lass?

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>>75223545
"we come in peace"

>>75249760
Ah yes, who can forget the terrible British invasion of Finland

>>75249788
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuation_War

>>75249824
>Although the United Kingdom formally declared war on Finland on 6 December 1941, there was only one British attack on Finnish soil — a carrier strike on Petsamo[15] carried out on 31 July 1941 four months before the declaration of war.
Truly left none in their wake

>>75218370
I want every anglo to die

>pretentious
>toxic culture
>shit food
>pretend to be moral while spreading hate everywhere they go
>hypocrites
>ugly
>shit accent

>>75249862

everything but the hate part sounds like Brazilians as well

>>75249848
RIP Petsamo

>>75249862
>shit food
uma delicia

Are you from Brittany?” he asked. “Yes—from Saint-Brieuc!” she replied happily. “But I really like Brazilian dance,” she added, obviously trying to absolve herself for her disinterest in African dance. Much more of this and Bruno would really get irritated. He was starting to get pissed off about the world’s stupid obsession with Brazil. What was so great about Brazil? As far as he knew, Brazil was a shithole full of morons obsessed with soccer and Formula One. It was the ne plus ultra of violence, corruption and misery. If ever a country were loathsome, that country, specifically, was Brazil. Sophie,” announced Bruno, “I could go on vacation to Brazil tomorrow. I’d look around a favela. The minibus would be armor-plated; so in the morning, safe, unafraid, I’d go sightseeing, check out eight-year-old murderers who dream of growing up to be gangsters; thirteen-year-old prostitutes dying of AIDS. I’d spend the afternoon at the beach surrounded by filthy-rich drug barons and pimps. I’m sure that in such a passionate, not to mention liberal, society I could shake off the malaise of Western civilization. You’re right, Sophie: I’ll go straight to a travel agent as soon as I get home.”

Female british accents are too annoying me, i just can't stand listening to them... (I'm from America)

>>75250060
i agree, i'd rather fuck a british man (i'm a guy)

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always have a soft spot for brits

>>75249760
>Thailand
>Finland
>Sweden
Umm try again sweaty

>>75238640
That's yankistan

>>75218370
Honestly if you handle your alcohol so poorly that you're barely able to stand yet aren't puking your guys out then you shouldn't be drinking at all

>>75223545
>Perfidious >Albion

>>75218370
There used to be a really qt cartoon drawing of the girl on the left, does anyone have it perchance?

>>75234444
t. American with Swede proxy

>>75218370
I think there are no other people on this world like britbongs who are so proud on their degeneracy

>>75248607
There were more Brits and French at Gallipoli then ANZACs. Pawns is a stretch...

>>75218370
Are there any with a BAC below 40?

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Australia is /ANGLO/ and /ANGLO/ is Australia

>>75252299
Something few people know about is that Gallipoli was a French plan. The British plan was first to assault Alexandretta in the far south, cleaving the Turkish peninsula and the empire in two. The French rejected it because they were worried about the British getting too close to French Syria.
Supposedly the Turks admitted after the war that the Alexandretta plan would've worked and caused a total surrender.

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>>75252606
It's always the fucking fr*nch

>>75218370
I'm partying with Brits every second weekend. People from any country (at least in Europe/America) are generally much nicer in the real world than in here :D.

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>>75249007
Vitun neitsyt.

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>>75218370
>>75218370
>British lass or are you too Anglophobic?
Anglocentrism is a cancer in the British Isles' society.

>>75252463
Go fuck your dead mom on the graveyard pooper harry

>>75252611
What is the point of this meme?
It comes from a movie where pommies get absolutely BTFO

>>75256002
You sure deconstructed that srs business meme zhang

>>75256002
It's not a meme, it's a gif, and it does a good job showing the smug sense of Anglo cultural superiority that is our birthright.

>>75252299
The Brits sent aussies and kiwis to the wrong beach then the incompetent pommie leaders refused us based aussies and kiwis to retreat and invade Gallipoli from an advantageous location where we don't have to run up jaged cliffs while Turks fire machine guns on us
I know you're a pommie because kiwi kids do a project on Gallipoli every year at school, and probably aussie kids do too

>>75256060
The Brits sent their own soldiers to be slaughtered on the beach too. The idea that we were treated any worse because we were from the colonies is just nonsense.

It was a total strategic blunder, but it showed incompetence, not malevolence.

>British """""women"""""

>>75256038
I'm of English descent, my ancestors left that dreary monotonous island in the 1800s

>>75256051
>Anglo cultural superiority
Pommie detected
I don't want anything to do with your classist antifreedom culture and my ancestors didn't as well
I love living in a glorious nation where I can buy knives unlike pommie kids and buy and light fireworks unlike aussie kids
I love living in a culture that doesn't have security cameras on every corner and isn't having internet rights strippen from them unlike pommies
I love living in an island where I can say whatever the goddamn hell I want about anybody in public unlike pathetic pommiecucks and auscucks

>>75250300
>Virgin Trains to buy female staff new bras after storm in a d-cup over 'skimpy' blouses

why

>>75256125
We were treated much worse and were expendable to the snaggleteeth
Brits weren't sent to the slaughterhouse that was ANZAC cove
Didn't you learn anything at school?
Oh wait, you went to a British school
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75226058
>tfw no mellisa clarke english rose gf

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>>75256060
ayy those poor kiwis.

>>75256293
>>75250300
Why do British girls look so much more womanly and feminine than white New Zealand girls??!
It sucks how white kiwi girls are stanch
It probably correlates with kiwi guys being more masculine than British guys

>>75256187
>>75256276
Not a Pom, just proud of our history. I agree NZ is a better place to live, but I don't really understand your hostility towards the Brits.

>>75256355
Ramblings of an autist

>>75256332
That includes campaigns outside of ANZAC cove you retard
The K:D ration in ANZAC cove was very low because you pommies forced us to fight in an extremely difficult terrain where we had to run up jagged cliffs up at machine guns firing down on us

>This one kiwi who runs off like an engine about poms every thread
Has to be a chink

>>75256392
WAAA EVIL BRITAIN

Get a fucking grip. You want to wank off about WW1 battles, have a look at what happened in the Somme. Hundreds and thousands of casualties. The Brits faced far worse than we ever did.

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>>75256293
iktf

>>75256434
That was their fault for being retards for invading innocent Germany (Germany were good guys in WW1, bad guys in WW2)
New Zealanders and Australians were forced to fight a war on the other side of the planet

>>75256494
>Britain invaded innocent Germany

Genuinely the stupidest thing I've read all week. Hilarious that you'd criticize the British education system, when our own has clearly failed you.

>>75225961
>We don't call them perfidious Albion
>We

Friedrich called them that

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>>75218370
>these kind of women attempt to walk in big heels while plastered

it's like your very own clown show lmao

>>75256569
Germany was defending an ally that was the victim
Britain was defending an ally that started the war

>>75256621
???
How did Belgium start the war

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>>75256599
and dance

>>75256647
Britain was defending an ally that was defending an ally that started the war
You know what I mean
In WW1, the allies were the bad guys and axis the good guys

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>>75239796

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>>75256293
Nice tummy.

>>75256679
I can't imagine on what grounds Kaiser Wilhelm or the Ottoman Turks were the good guys

>>75218370
>Go on, my son! Stick it rite in me minge!
>You wot, you wot? Wot are ya, a poof?
>Wot, yoo not got a stiffy yet?
>Fakkin' 'ell, we int got orl nite.
>'Ow about rubben me teats for a bit, that do it for yer?
>Carm on you fakkin' bender! I ent 'ad a shag since larst toosday, get that willy up and starting pauhndin' me vage wiv it willyer?
>Stone the fakkin' crows, yer gorn completely limp now intcher?
>Wot a waste of fakkin' time. Yer got a fag at least, ya bloody wanker?
>Fakkin' 'ell

>>75256494
>Germany were good guys in WW1

DUDE LET'S INVADE NEUTRAL BELGIUM FOR NO REASON LMAO

>>75257172
kek

I want to hump Lady Sonia.

>>75256494
>le Germany were the good guys in WWI maymay

Fuck off Wilhelm

>>75263181
Gotta love that Versailles treaty.

>>75263257
start shit get hit

>>75263257
Gotta love the 1871 Versailles treaty, when the French lost ground AND paid their war indemnity in full instead of bitching about it, not paying denbts and voting for an angry midget with a toothbruth moustache.