Planning to move to Juarez Mexico to go full Alex. What

>Juarez

You are most likely getting shot and dumped in a Canal

remember to link the liveleak video when you get beheaded

what's that guys name again? i forgot it

Aside from paralysis and damage to the skull, absolutely nothing.
Maybe some jail time when you get better too.

>going to a literal hellhole and expecting to not die as soon as you get off the plane

>>75204159
So no beheading? Nice:-) I might even, if I get lucky, sneak across the American border.

>>75204177
Alexey Makeev

>>75204211
thanks

Say if I get beheaded, is it gonna hurt or the very idea of actually getting beheaded is a hoax created by Jews?

Merda

>>75204144
Why to that shithole, at least move to decent city

>>75204794
I wanna see what American border looks like and see if i can get across.

Just watch the show Border Wars.

>>75204482
No it doesn't hurt, you just lose a lot of blood and get really cold.
t. beheaded mexican

>>75204812
You need people in borders

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>>75204812
Been to it, nothing remotely special, but hey, your money to waste. Thought money would be more precious in ukrain.

>>75206620
Do you think it is possible or am I gonna get shot up by your cops?

>>75206678
If you cross, you will just get deported, except you will stay in detention for a long fucking time because they can't sent you back to mexico, so probably spend months in detention centers with central americans as a sound way to spend vacation, go for it.

>>75206678
If youre girl just have baby as tourist in us instant cutizenship

>>75204144
you wouldn't last a week

>>75206720
Sheesh! How do then mexicans do it? I mean there should be some way!

>>75206816
A whole week? Why would them beheading me take so long?

>>75206818
Most get temporary visas then just never leave.
The other option is going through extremely remote desert areas where you will certainly die unless you're extremely prepared and vigilant.

>>75206842
Getting them angry enough to behead you will take time. If they're only a little angry at you they will just shoot you in the street.

>>75206930
One more question: are you a mexican ethnically?

if you plan on coming to the US bring me a qt Ukrainian girl

>>75207044
Will boipussy be enough?

>>75207057
Yes that will do.

>>75207114
NO, I WANT A QT UKRAINIAN GIRL(FEMALE)

>>75206993
Yes, I was born in Mexico and was raised in a small city just a few miles from the border.

>>75207175
Then you have to go back merda

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>>75207200

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>>75207200
Okay I will leave when you return the land you stole from Russia cockhole.

>>75204144
Edomex.
I recommend northern suburbs of Mexico City.
Try Ecatepec.

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We love russians!!!! go to sinaloa instead.

>>75204144
I would expect them to have lots of machetes
so bring something bigger than a combat knife and probably a shield + armor

I hope you'll get better k/d ratio
good luck

if your white you should be fine

>>75210312
Stop bumping this shitty thread and let it die

>>75207428
>>75204144

give me a quick rundown on this guy

>>75210413
russian with mental illness went around in mexico and harassed the locals and called them monkeys etc. eventually they got fed up and a mob of mexicans beat him up.

>>75206678
Are you white?

If so just don't talk and they'll let you through

>>75211029
They actually wanted to behead him. I understand a bit of Spanish.

>>75211064
White privilege?

>>75211029
>>75211141
nice, based Mexicans

MERDA!

>>75211256
but he kill 1 mexican mierda, mexicans didn't kill him

>>75212111
That's cause beaners are weak