ITT Things you have learned about Austria and its posters since

They are sub-subahumans

Every last one is a shitposter but they are usually well done, funny shitposts.

>>75202452
They are all Bogans, Asians or Lebs. Abos can't use computers.

>>75202452
They have cute posters
https://imgur.com/a/ppmoR

>>75202452
>Austria
holy kek

the australians on /int/ are fine
on the rest of the internet, on the otherhand theyre awful
autistic, argumentative, easily butthurt

>>75202705
P E R T H

>>75203148
That's not me fgt
But I am from Perth ;)

>>75202452
literally nothing

>>75202594
Not even close. They shitpost tier shitposts.

Aussies are the worst people on 4chan and it's not even close. Canadians are second.

As an australian I feel I speak for the rest of us when I say the only reason we have any dignity at all left is because based WalkGOD currently walks among us. May his steps drive poosterman to suicide.

>>75202452
I have never witnessed more butthurt in my life than the butthurt directed towards australian posters. Plenty of other countries shitpost, but for some reason Australia has always been singled out and publicly shamed for years and years. I don't understand how one country, that never does anything interesting, can be that thoroughly and immutably hated.

>>75207123
Because Moot made it a meme.

>>75202452
They're like Germans but different somehow

>>75206780
walkcunt on suicide watch

>>75202452
el australiANO

>>75202452
Got Ottoman'd and Emu'd at some point.

>>75202452
They seem a lot more reserved than Germans.

>>75211958
Gallipoli was a tie

>>75202452
basically improved germans

>>75202452
They had a cool empire, but got BTFO pretty hard in ww1. I guess that's what happens when you have a multi-ethnic empire ruled by autistic germans.

The posters are pretty chill, they seem like not-retarded germans.

>>75207123
moot was an arsehurt faggot who had it in for Australian anons due to most of us not riding his cock like the Americans did. Unlike many other more vocal nations, we tend to be harsher with our humour, which can be very hard to take if you are a particularly egocentric individual, aka any faggot who originated from SA.

>>75212033
are you stupid?

the moot post was fake

>>75212071
I'm not talking about that post, I'm talking about the history of 4chan and moot interacting with us as a whole. He had a history of being an arsehurt little cunt and throwing hissy fits.

>>75212121
not really

the only thing moot did that I can think of was banning Australians from starting threads on /mu/ for a while

>>75212121
not the bloke youre replying to but you sound like a fucking tool, embarrassing.

>>75202452
they don't actually drink fosters

was a wee bit dissapointed, not gonna lie

>>75212144
>>75212174
You must be new. moot repeatedly went of banning spreads after making an arse of himself on /sp/ and more recently, /int/, after flags were brought in, and even threw multiple temporary range bans on Germany and Polan after being humiliated by a notorious germ shitposter and a few Poles.

Don't be a fucking sycophant over someone you weren't even here to post with. This isn't a place you can ever fit into, so stop trying.

>>75212226
I think you're new

I

>>75202452
>le 25-bucks-for-a-pack-of-smokes-land
I'd shitpost all day too

>>75202452
nothing i didn't already know

>>75202452
They're brown spidermans who live in part of mars on earth. Their cointry still has cuckstamp on flag and they're still dominion of UK, not fucking independent, dominion of "KINGDOM" in 21st century.

>>75212433
we're working on that last bit mate

>>75206780
>>75211778
Walkmessiah on CEO of JBHiFi watch

my favourite walkie post was when I called him 'fake walkcunt' and he replied: "No, it's me Sean"

>>75212476
I hope we don't
Commonwealth is good

>>75216161
The Commonwealth is a meme.

Australia's best interests are in China and America, England is irrelevant, New Zealand effectively operates as a state of Australia and no one really gives a fuck about the Commonwealth until it comes time to host the Commonwealth Games.

Stop this British Empire roleplaying

>>75216228
Since it is a meme there is no point to get rid of it.
And I am in support of closer ties with the brits and trying to lessen dependence on china/us trade so that when shit happens we aren't fucked

>>75216262
>Since it is a meme there is no point to get rid of it.
There is because England still have legal authority over Australia and can force Australia act contrary to our own interest
> And I am in support of closer ties with the brits and trying to lessen dependence on china/us trade
So you're in favour of the Australia's international security and our economy collapsing? Are you 12?

Anyone that pretends that England has had anything to offer Australia after the Second World War is objectively retarded

We would have been overrun by the Japanese if we relied on England alone.

>>75212433
The Australian flag is a proud symbol the Aboriginals invented two million years ago. The Brits just cropped it when they saw it.

>>75216324
The Brits are worthless, but "relying" does not work in the context of the second world war. The Americans were going to take the pacific with or without Commonwealth interests in the south west.

>>75216306
I know the governor general can do that shit, but its not going to happen now is it. We could after all just tell them to fuck off and remain part of the commonwealth.

I said lessen, not cut. I think we should slowly try to be more self dependent and not do stupid shit like selling land to the chinese

No I'm not twelve

>>75216412
>We could after all just tell them to fuck off and remain part of the commonwealth.
Yeah, that's called becoming a republic. Do you think India is still under British rule? How about South Africa? Zimbabwe? Namibia? Fucking Mozambique?

>>75216412
Australia becoming self sufficient is also an economic impossibility

Very few nations can succeed while being self-sufficient in the modern world.

>>75216543
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

>>75216515
fuck republics though.
Just ignore the governor general/replace with one that is instated by nation not by brit monarchy

>>75216543
I understand that, but if either china or america interrupts trade in anyway we're fucked, so reducing dependency is a good thing

>>75216588
>Just ignore the governor general/replace with one that is instated by nation not by brit monarchy
that means becoming a republic

>>75216612
So are you saying only difference between current straya and republic straya is removing governor general

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>>75202452
They love us but are too proud to admit it

>>75216651
Broadly speaking, yeah.

>>75216679
Why didn't you lads colonise WA like you were meant to? We're stuck in a shitty, eastern state focused federation now and they're not letting us out

>>75202452
aussies have very slow internet and die from cold if the temperature is below +20C
also shitposting is national australian sport, but they`re very bad at it.

>>75216712
Well thats alright than. Everytime someone has mentioned becoming a republic to/near me it has always been in a lets become america mark the second

>>75216737
WA is fine now that marks in. Its all good mate

>>75216737
The eternal anglo was too eternal for us, desu

+ a French WA would (probably) not be a good idea. We can't into colonies, desu

>>75216774
>WA is fine now that marks in. Its all good mate
Really don't know what you mean

No matter who is in charge, WA is always going to get shafted. It's happened since Federation and it's still happening today.

>>75216861
Colin fucked us, Marks gonna unfuck us. Simple shit

>>75216737
Hey at least you're somewhat relevant.
Just imagine being Adelaide and remember it could be worse.

>>75216904
Yeah but SA is shit.

>>75216889
Is McGowan going to relocate the entire country's population, industry and seat of government to Perth?

>>75216943
No, he is going to unfuck what colin did first and then he is going to make shit good.

Trust him, hes a good man

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>>75216737
btw, your ancestors are not french but british (I suppose)

If there was an (anglo) Australia and a (french) Western Australia, you would live in anglo Australia

>>75216767
Gotta brush up on that reading Vasily, check the OP. This thread is about Austria.

>all these australians responding
pretty sure the questoon was about austrians, pic was unrelated