>Americans call pop "soda" >Americans call serviettes

>>75201548
>Americans call pop "soda"
We're correct.
>Americans call serviettes "napkins"
We're correct.
>Americans call pizza "za"
No we don't
>Americans pronounce Z "zee"
How the fuck is it supposed to be pronounced?
>Americans pronounce about "Abahwt"
Only people with deep southern accents
>Americans call a double double "two milk and two sugar"
?????
>Americans call Loonies and toonies "one buck and two bucks"
????
>Americans call a Kerfuffle a "fight"
bait?
>Americans call a chocolate bar a "candy bar"
bait?
>Americans call a Mickey "13 ounces"
bait?
>Americans call Eaves Troughs "rain gutters"
bait?
>Americans call the washroom a "restroom"
It's where you go to rest your shit
>Americans call knapsacks "back packs"
I thought those were two different things
>Americans call a stag party "bachelor parties"
Yeah because we're not fucking deer.

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>>75201638
Day of the grill can't come soon enough burger

this thread has my full endorsement

>>75201548
soda and pop are contested throughout are nation and nobody says za.
>>75201638
Everybody else says "zed" instead of "zee"

>>75201676
So how the fuck do they pronounce Zebra?

zed-bra?

>>75201676
>soda and pop are contested throughout are nation and nobody says za.

What part is the correct part of America that says pop? also you do say za

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>>75201705

>>75201706
A lot of people in my state say pop
>>75201705
No they say zebra like we do but the letter z is pronounced "zed"

>>75201548
>Americans call foreskin "facial cream"

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>mfw grown american adults wear pajamas to bed instead of sleeping naked like normal people

>>75201735
Forgot to mention I've only ever heard people say "za" ironically or as a joke

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>>75201779
Do they actually wear pajamas? Holy shit

>>75201638
it's "zet" in most of languages and "zed" among most of Anglos

I'm wearing pajama pants right now

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>Americans pronounce That as "Dat"
>Americans pronounce ask as "axe"

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>>75201638

>>75201837
Why not just a pair of long johns, pleb

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>mfw Americans can lose their drivers licence while riding a bicycle drunk or without a helmet

>>75201884
I only wear long johns during the winter under my clothes

>>75201814
I sleep in my boxers

I call pop sodie-pop. I'm probably just autistic though.

>>75201950
What do they call carbonated beverages in the UK?

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>>75201548

>>75201638
"Soda" and "Candy" are inaccurate compared to "soft drink" and "sweets" which accurately describe the things in question.

>>75201779
What do you do if you have to get out of bed during the night? And do you put clean sheets on the bed every night?

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>>75201999
>"soft drink"

You're worse than the burgers

>>75201980
Just pop, usually. In conversation it's usually a specific brand though, depending on the conversation.

>>75202025
Fizzy drink also works.

>>75201950
That's worse than "tendies".

>>75202025
No, they are called either soft drinks or fizzy drinks.
This is not up for debate. If you use neither or these, you fucking wrong and need to hand in both your English language and first world status cards.

>>75201548
>>Americans call pop "soda"
Depends on the region
>>Americans call serviettes "napkins"
I see you serve your French minority.
>>Americans call pizza "za"
Only douches do
>>Americans pronounce Z "zee"
Canadians don't?
>>Americans pronounce about "Abahwt"
No
>>Americans call a double double "two milk and two sugar"
>>Americans call Loonies and toonies "one buck and two bucks"
Your loonies are only called that because of the lion on it.
>>Americans call a Kerfuffle a "fight"
>>Americans call a chocolate bar a "candy bar"
Different things.
>>Americans call a Mickey "13 ounces"
???
>>Americans call Eaves Troughs "rain gutters"
Makes more sense
>>Americans call the washroom a "restroom"
Fine yours makes more sense but "shitter" would make the most.
>>Americans call knapsacks "back packs"
Kind of different things.
>>Americans call a stag party "bachelor parties"
Two different things
>FUCKING SUBHUMANS

>>75202034
Based

>>75202045
>>75202062
Disgusting sub humans

>>75201638
>Yeah because we're not fucking deer.
No, a stag party is a party to raise money for the soon to be married couple. Apparently Canada doesn't have separate Bachelor parties.

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>>75202045
>>75202062

>>75202063
>>75202107
Stag party is what we call "'bachelor parties"'

> is a party to raise money for the soon to be married couple

what you're thinking of is a wedding shower

>>75201706
Midwest and Pacific Midwest.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_for_soft_drinks_in_the_United_States

>>75201999
>"Soda" and "Candy" are inaccurate compared to "soft drink" and "sweets" which accurately describe the things in question.

Not for soda, see the above link. It was just an early term to describe carbonation.

>>75202212
Sodium is still inaccurate, all you're saying is that Americans have been saying things that are wrong for centuries. This is known.

>>75202144
>what you're thinking of is a wedding shower
I think you may be thinking of our bridal showers.

The stag is still a party with food, music and drinks. Guests will pay a cover and the family throws it and provides food. There also may be a theme like a casino night.

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>>75202246
They are fries not "Chips" btw.

>>75202285
Wrong!

>>75202313
They are chips (noun) of fried (adjective) potato.
Nouns are substantial, adjectives are not by themselves.

>>75202246
It's what it historically was called. How is Soft anymore accurate? In water it describes high amounts if
minerals which wouldn't be correct.

>>75202352
>How is Soft anymore accurate? In water it describes high amounts if
>minerals which wouldn't be correct.
No, it describes its alcohol content. "Hard drinks" get you drunk, soft drinks don't.

>>75202347
You fry them you don't chip them. Checkmate chipfags.

>>75202313
>They are fries not "Chips" btw.
I looked it up once. They are actually two different things. Chips are supposed to be big chunky fries. French fries and shoestring fries are also different things.

>>75202410
We call those homefries and the THICCer ones we call wedges

>>75201638
Kerfuffle, Mickey, and Eaves Troughs are actual things. For clarification, a kerfuffle is like a rowdy argument, and a Mickey is a measurement for alcohol

And don't tell me you guys don't call it a chocolate bar... I think calling chocolate a "candy" is a bit of a stretch even

Also restroom because it's where shit "rests" is pushing it. At least you wash your hands in a washroom

>>75202368
>No, it describes its alcohol content. "Hard drinks" get you drunk, soft drinks don't.
By that logic water, juice, milk, coffee, tea, etc. are all soft drinks.

>>75202427
We call the THICC ones steak fries, potato wedges here are actual wedge shaped cuts of potato.

>>75202427
>THICCer ones we call wedges
Same or in some cases people call them steak fries.

>>75201848
Have you only been to New Orleans or something? >>75201814
I sleep fully clothed in case I have to get up in the middle of the night and shoot somebody.

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>>75202464
>>75202474
>steak fries

Just when I think you can't get anymore subhuman

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What about chips from the chippy? They're always different from other chips.

>>75202510
It's only acceptable to call fries "Chips" when you get them from the Chip truck so that's acceptable

>Calling cookies biscuits
Why

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>>75202659
I forgot they did that. Ew.

>>75201548
>pop
it's called soft drink you degenerate

>>75203071
>soft drink

Go walk into traffic you gargantuan faggot

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>>75201661

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it's call a fizzy drink

>>75201779
>>75201814
Pajamas are sold in Canada too.

>>75204627
Only kids wear pajamas here, unless they are manchildren

>>75202445
Water and juice are considered soft drinks. Tea and Coffee are considered "hot drinks"

>>75201548
Actually in the northern states they call it pop

Yes true because we don't speak French

Not really, never heard anyone call it za

Yes also true

abahwt? Not sure how to even pronounce that

I drink my coffee black but you are probably right

I don't know what loonie and toonies are but I'll assume you are correct

Same with kerfuffle

Not at all we call chocolate bars chocolate bars

Oh like the alcoholic beverage? I wouldn't know only blacks drink malt liquor

Yes gutters

Restroom/Bathroom although again in the northern states I have heard people call it a washroom

Knapsack doesn't even make sense

Stag also doesn't make sense

>>75203417
mate is anit fizzy its soft you cunt

>>75204786
You'd know all about being soft

>>75204802
I know how it feels, your boipuss is soft as fuck

>Americans call pop "soda"

Actually we call them olas

>>75201999
>What do you do if you have to get out of bed during the night? And do you put clean sheets on the bed every night?
Put on a fucking bathrobe you man child.

>>75201676
>Everybody else says "zed" instead of "zee"
Only faggot anglos
>>75201735
>No they say zebra like we do but the letter z is pronounced "zed"
Bed
Ced
Ded
Ed
Ged
Ped
Ted
Ved

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do americans really think "twat" rhymes with "what" or did hollywood lie to me?

What an ugly and retarded language you guys have.

>>75208429
>posting in english
anglos 1 you 0

>>75208362
We know how it's actually pronounced but accents get in the way.

>>75208429
Spanish sounds like poverty

Washroom, restroom, lavatory. Why not just call it toilet in English

>>75201779
Everyone wears pyjamas in bed, right? You're just kidding, aren't you?

>>75213840
>Why not just call it toilet in English

They do that in the UK, it sounds very vulgar

>>75201999
>What do you do if you have to get out of bed during the night? And do you put clean sheets on the bed every night?
I usually wash myself before going to bed you dirty fucking italian.

>>75208256
Fee
Hee
Iee
Jee
Jee
Etc.

>>75214466
kek

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>>75204885
go on