Could some Norwegian lad help me translate this? http://voca

>>75199024
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jgCpu4q7hm
>i like wearing boy clothes and strap on uh... i like sucking dicks pretending to be ironic homo and there's nothing weird about it because all norwegian males do it so why shouldn't a girl (male) uh...

>>75199224
are u serious

>>75199296
No, she's literally just saying that she's swedish but can speak norwegian

>>75199382
She's not Swedish, pal

>>75199296
you're getting bantered by her (male)

>>75199382
lol get out troll

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>>75199024
Links' dead

>>75199395
No, I'm serious. She's literally saying that she's swedish but can speak norwegian. Then she just repeats that she can speak norwegian.

>>75199422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PRfXtWObz7

There you go, mein negger

>>75199446
that's not what she (male) said before tho

you're walking into a dick surprise anon.

>>75199446
>I can speak Norwegian, of course I can do that but, yea, I'm swedish and speak norwegian actually

After that I can't hear what she (he) is saying but it ends with "but but"

>>75199446
"I'm sitting outside with the dog, and I could speak Norwegian if I'd need/want to, it isn't too hard to speak Norwegian so I could probably pretend like I was actually Norwgian."

Feels like I'm missing shittons of context but that's it.

>>75199629
Shit, it would've been more funny if >>75199224
was true. So what is she, a Swede? What a liar.

>>75199727
No, she's born in Norway, or at the very least to one Norwegian parent. Her dialect is a central-western Oslo dialect, fluently at that.

>>75199880
Why does she say "so I could probably pretend like I was actually Norwegian" then? I know she's nuts, but...

>>75200059
No she's almostly definitely native born, living somewhere west of central Oslo, western side of the Oslofjord possibly.

>>75200180
Thanks, pal