>try to banter Norway >remember that their country has

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>>75157905
>no flaws
Are you retarded?

>>75157905
They may have high living standards and a sensibly nationalist government by modern standards, but they haven't contributed much to science or the arts outside of like Henrik Ibsen and Varg's YouTube channel.

Norway, Switzerland, Denmark and Netherlands are the only un-bantable countries on earth. I mean they are fucking boring. What can you possibly say about them?

>>75159800
Norway and Switzerland yes. Denmark and the Netherlands are easy as fuck though.

>>75159800
>Denmark

Speak like they have a potato in their mouth

>Switzerland

Eats dogs

>Netherlands

Will soon be an archipelago

the only good thing about norway is their metal

>>75159800

SMALL

FOAMY

BEER

The Netherlands is very easy to banter tbqh, just on /int/ you have the foamy beer and the colgate memes. You can also make fun of their ugly ass masculine women and shit weather.

As for Norway well, it's a pretty nice place to be but I am sure Norwegians could help us find shitty parts.

>>75160000
Oslo is literally Malmö tier

>>75160000
Nah Dutch women are cute. They should actually be bantered for getting BTFO by Japs and later the Indonesians in New Guinea

>banter random nordic flag
>the other nordic flags join me

>>75160075

If Dutch women are cute it probably means there's so indonesian blood in them making them cuter.

Pure dutchies look like trannies.

>>75157905
You can always bring up Varg

>>75160312
He is French

>>75160312
Monsieur Vikernes is French

>>75160392
Varg Vikerneux

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>>75160312
Stop making comments like this

>>75157905
You could probably use the Lebensborn program for cuck memes

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>>75160505
hahaha oui oui mon ami

>>75160617
Those women got lynched so that wont work

>>75160630
damn those french people

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>>75160734
indeed

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>>75160312
You mean Louis Cachet from France ? Très amusant !

>>75159800
They're all boring as fuck and largely irrelevant 4th tier powers.

>>75160617
>Lebensborn

Your plan didn't work, they were threated like shit after the war and ended up as drug addicts all of them except that whore who fleed to sweden and ended up as singer in that abba band

>>75157905
>no flaws
Norgay is the soviet union 2.0. The reason they didn't join the EU was because it wasn't socialistic enough for them.

They have the GDP of Mexico in savings yet can't build roads, tax their people to death and turn their capital to little Afghanistan.

At least they got that nice opera house built entirely out of very expensive marble, though. I'm sure the Norwegian people must be ecstatic to the prospect of being able to go see the opera in such a mar..ble of a structure.

>>75161180
>social democracy is communism

the absolute STATE of assblasted Sw*des lmao

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>>75161180
This looks barbarous and depressing IMO.

>>75161180
>their capital

Thank god for Bergen city and its based people. Without them Norway would be nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1cnzaTQUqI

>>75159638
THE LAST FLAME EXTINGUISHED

>>75161310
First of all social democracy has been just as strong in Sweden as in Norway, arguably even stronger.

Secondly, something being sovietesque does not by necessity imply communism. The reason why I liken Norway to the soviet union is because of how intrusive their government is in the lives of their citizens. I can add that Sweden isn't much better, in fact it's worse in many ways.

Thirdly, fuck off. I can't stand amerifats that thinks socialism is just fucking great and would solve literally every problem on earth. It takes a certain kind of stupid and ignorant to say shit like that. It's funny how people like you and michel moore just sit there and complain when there literally are countries right now that are socialistic. Just fucking move to one of them if it's so amazing. I hear Venezuela is a blast right now. It's almost as though you're pretty fucking pleased with your lives, but just want something to complain about.

>>75162504
>amerifats that thinks socialism is just fucking great and would solve literally every problem on earth
Do you not understand how far from socialist we are (and how a little bit wouldn't hurt us) or how horrible the Soviet Union was? Don't get so high and mighty if you can't see past your limited perspective.

>>75162504
based sweden, fucking ignorants that think socialism works. The only good communist is the one that got shot in the back of the head

nordics countries are the bored sheltered soul-less suburban middle-class kids of countries

a joke is, why are nordics so good at interior designing? because decorating homes is the only thing they can do for fun up there

>>75157905
There has to be something wrong with the place, or nobody there would be on /int/

>>75162504
>Nordic cunts have the highest living standards in the world and are all social democracies
>social democracy can't work because lol Venezuela

Hm yes compelling argument, Sweden

>>75159638
>people are not cucks who will approve anything they government want them to

They speak danish

>>75160772
fucking kek

>>75157905
They are oil niggers.
Without oil they would be Africa-tier.

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>>75168400
>t. poorland