Fuck you France. Fuck you and your stupid fucking language,

>>75157106
Fuck you pizzaniggers

and don't try your "'muh pure latin"-shit cause you're Lombards and there are no Ethnic Romans left

You're merely being buttburt CAUSE WE DO NOT FOLLOW THE LOMBARD(YOUR) PRONUNCIATION OF LATIN

>>75157191
even freaking romanian has a more reasonable pronunciation than french

you're the black sheep of neo-latin phonetics and ortography

>>75157106


The French language is an insult to Europeans.

It's a sick joke, as is the Frenchman's attempt to speak what could even be mistaken for English.

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>>75157276
You used to be so cool.

>>75157303
English is a french creole

>>75157106
My God Italy, what have you become?
I mean... look at you
The sorrow is deep my friend.

It is.

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>>75157420
I'm just a college student that fucked up his career because he couldn't manage to learn french on his own.
;___________;

>>75157276
Wrong

French is very close to Latin, much more closer to Latin than Italian who have strong Longobardic Influence or Spanish who is heavily influenced by Arabic and Gothic, same goes for Potuguese who is heavily influenced by Swabian, as for Romanian it is influenced by Slabic language.

Only French is pure.


>>75157303
You speak a French creole

>>75157366
>>75157691
If English is a "French creole", then why is it possible to speak English without Latinate words but impossible to speak English without native or Germanic words?

>>75157549
Are you sure it's not because you spent too much time on /int/ and watching anime?

>>75157303
Your language is a french dialect.

>>75157743
It is entirely possible, but you can't imagine it because of your limited vocabulary.

Also you're a faggot.

>>75157106
this is a good thread

>BUT WE WUZ FRANKS N SHIEEEET

kek, bunch of gaulcucks

>any romance language
>not automatically based

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>>75158185
>Getting triggered this hard literally one post into the argument
Why are frogs so easy? No wonder it took Hans, like, four hours to march to Paris.

>>75158292
I am a frank

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>>75158292
Educate yourselve, Lombard

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>>75158370
>I am a frank

>>75157766
I don't think so, I came back to /int/ after years just to make this thread. I guess I didn't click with my departement, probably the worst place in Italy where to learn French. (Milan)

>>75158370
sure thing martin
>>75158462
that's what happens when superior roman seeds breeds with delectable nordic genes

>>75158462
they can't understand our frankish pride.

>>75157743
Speak English with only Germanic words then
>>75158185
Speak Wnglish with only Latin words then

I would like an example of each

>>75158482
>>75158511

Jealous Lombard.

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>>75157106

>>75158536
you fucking leaf im so triggered by your shitposting.

I'm taller than average, like 6' 3" and im not particularly muscular. What short people don't understand though, is that tall people can generate serious force much greater than their actual muscle strength.

angular FUCKING velocity you fucking gay little leafy FAGGOT

w = angular velocity

L = length of limbs

p = momentum = wL

TALLER FUCKING PEOPLE WITH LONGER LIMBS CAN GENERATE MUCH LARGER FUCKING MOMENT ARMS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGGOOOTTTTTTTTT

GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU

MANUTE BOL WAS A PROFESSIONAL FUCKING ATHELETE THE GUY DIDN'T FUCK AROUND HE WOULD SMASH YOUR FUCKING FACE REALLY FUCKING HARD.

SURE UFC FIGHTERS ARE GONNA BEAT HIM BECAUSE THEYRE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS BUT SOME FUCKING MANLET HOOLIGAN WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE IS GOING TO GET A BIG FUCKING BOL FIST LITERALLY ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIS SKULL

YOURE A BITTTTCHHHHH

>>75158584
what's this anime, btw

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>French
>Hard
lol just dont pronnounce consonants at the end of words

>>75158587
aaaaaand this is why I can't hate Italian posters

They respect the art of shitposting ;_;7

You should have learnt spanish. French is the language of the sandniggers and niggers. Our at least is spoken by christians monkeys.

Fuck french, fuck italian and fuck spanish
Catalan is the true heir of the latin language.

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>>75158482
Friendly reminder that you're not Romans


>>75158511
Check the dates, arabic mongrel

Gauls were still red haired centuries after the conquest

And Romans were blond haired + blue eyed btw

>>75158697
>Learn Spanish
>You can now communicate with working class latin Americans, everyone else can speak English
Time well spent

>>75158750
come back when you know latin and don't use theapricity as a source, """""""frank"""""""

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>>75158701
Silence, inferior Occitania

>>75158772
>learn spanish
>he can now live with his fellow mediterranian brothers not like the smelly french niggers

Hi guys what's going on in this thread

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>>75157106
cry more bitch rital

>>75158858
You can live in Spain speaking English.

>>75158833
Meme battle catholicuck

>>75158893
>posting a Gaulish defeat

ffs, post the sack of Rome, at least

>>75158806

nosco latinam legere :)

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>>75158948
stop being heretics

>>75158806

Every information is sourced, just admit that you can't handle the truth

I can't tell if you guys genuinely hate us or not.
I mean all of this is pretty much only based on stereotypes and you've probably never had any experience with french people in real life or not enough french to actually make yourself a proper idea.

>inb4 a made up story about an arrogant frog

>>75158948
Charlemagne didn't wanna invade Spain back then because there were nuthin worth conquering

>>75157691
>French is very close to Latin, much more closer to Latin than Italian who have strong Longobardic Influence or Spanish who is heavily influenced by Arabic and Gothic, same goes for Potuguese who is heavily influenced by Swabian, as for Romanian it is influenced by Slabic language.
It's clear you've never studied Latin.

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>>75159113
Reality beg you to differ

>>75159085
Im sure there was a lot more to conquer in Spain than in some lost forest in Germany, maybe he didnt conquered Spain for other reasons

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>>75159274
Forgot pic

I find it pretty hilarious that frogs of all people call us we wuzzers given the absolute state of this thread

>>75159398
What do you even we wuz about?

>We wuz rapebabbies of literally anyone who passed by our shitty rainy isles?

Kek

>>75159312
Basque cultural genocide, best genocide.

>>75159312
then he btfo entire Catalonia for revenge, but country was still shit so he finally get back

>>75159513
This

>>75159487
>claim to be Romans
>not blond haired nor blue eyed like the Emperors
Are you even trying, Luidgi ?

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>>75159601
>not blond haired nor blue eyed like the Emperors
I hope this is b8

>>75159822

>He posts the one emperor with the moniker the arab

>>75157106
>your language is a phonetic mess with ortographic rules that raped the latin language.

Exactly.

>>75159948
We improved the latin language


>>75159822
Literally the only Berber Emperor

>>75158919
Try please.

>>75159867
>another dumb post by USA

Caracalla =/= Philip the Arab

>>75160007

I believe he was syrian

>>75157691
> Implying French isn't gigantically influenced by Germanigger dialects than Spanish, Portuguese or Italian.

Germans in Iberia were only ruling class, Spanish pronounciation is 99% of what Roman pronounciation of words was, and it's phonetically pure, clean and logical with simple rules like Latin,unlike French.

>>75160047
>Syrian
You're confusing him with Heliogabalus, Caracella was Berber

>>75158307
> French
> Not phonetically German

>>75160131

You sure about that because on wikipedia it says he was born in what is now Lyon

>>75160131
>>75160047
You're both wrong/right. Caracalla's dad was North African and his mother was Syrian

>>75159822
Considering how the Severus dynasty was literally from Africa and not ethnically derived from the Italic peninsula, I hope this is b8 as well

>>75157549
You can come crash at my place, I'll teach you my tongue, my latin friend.

>>75160197
>You sure about that because on wikipedia it says he was born in what is now Lyon
He was born while his father was on campaign, a bunch of emperors were born in Gaul although none of them were actually Gaullic.

>>75160197
His grandfather was Publius Septimius Geta who was Lybico-Berber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publius_Septimius_Geta_(father_of_Septimius_Severus)

>>75160266

I just looked up his father and the father was born in modern day libya in a city that was built by the Phoenicians. So I believe the "french" poster is an Algerian trying to talk up berbers

>>75160007
>We improved the latin language

With throatgargle, snorts, spit chugging and more Germanigger sounds?

>>75160454
>>75160174

German copied us

>>75157106
what do you mean, wop?
I've been learning french and the guys from /fr/ have helped me a lot

>>75158536
I'm coming home
I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming home
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming home, I'm coming home
Tell the world that I'm coming

I'm back where I belong,
Yeah I never felt so strong
I feel like there's nothing that I can't try
And if you with me put your hands high

If you ever lost a light before,
This ones for you
And you, the dreams are for you

>>75157106
Je ne se pense ç'est tres difficile

The French language is just as messed up as English but we all learned it. Not that hard dude.

We must annihilate Fr*nce.
Too long has the cold, Oriental barbarism of the Fr*nch sapped the air from all free peoples. From Blenheim to Austerlitz to Crecy to Rapallo
The line must be drawn here, NO FURTHER

>>75160476
You were Germans who poorly tried to imitate Latin.

>>75157549
Your jobs are getting outsourced to France now?

Damn. It must be shit to have to learn another language career-wise, but we are forced to learn French if we want to work in a comfy job with the gubmint.

Guys guys, stop the fighting. Can't we just admit we share a legitimate tie to a great empire? And that we should unite, just like the crusaders against the Saracen threat?

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>>75158462
?

french is really not that hard compared to languages like russian or finnish.

and although french people are sometimes assholes french is undeniably the language of culture, literature, poetry, philosophy etc - which is why comparing it with italian is pointless. Italian is a peasants language

How do we cuck the Englishmen?
I don't want English to be the world's language.
What are France and Italy doing to solve this problem?

>>75157106
I like France, they are total Bros

Why are you fighting though it is the same European?

>>75168265
Why are you fighting Korea though it is the same Asian?

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>>75158587
>Mario's mad.

BIBEDEPABEDEBOUPI

>>75167890
I love you too, Brad

>>75166887
Anon, it is just banter between hot blooded people. Don't think too much of it.

>>75160129
>Germans in Iberia were only ruling class
Germanic tribes

>>75157106
Why the hell did you learn French? English is the only relevant language, all the other languages are useless. At best, if you really want to learn another language, go with Spanish.

>>75157191
Dude italian comes from tuscan

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>>75157691
>>75159270

>French is very close to Latin, much more closer to Latin
>Only French is pure.
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8.

>have one of the oldest languages to exist, used extensively in medicine language because other languages are too dumb to have similar words
>don't be retards and require foreigners to learn it

what is with the french and their shitty generic language, do they want some relevance or what

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>this entire thread
Is this the daily life of Europeans?

>>75166800
>Damn. It must be shit to have to learn another language career-wise,

You have to know English, the rest is a nice addition.

>>75158536
>Speak Wnglish with only Latin words then
He can't because I, he, she, we, they, etc. are all Germanic.

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>>75160330
>He was born while his father was on campaign,
>TFW you will never drag your pregnant wife on campaign in a foreign country.

>>75157106
this

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>>75167102
French mixed with lowly Germans and became blond haired, as an example my uncle who is dark brown haired mixed witth a Flemish and as a result all his kids are blond and blue eyed.

Mongrelization with Germans is killing our race

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>>75157106
You have most likely based your judgements on the French from large cities: Parisians, Lyonese, and the Marseillais are purists. People from the countryside are assholes too, but not as prevalent as in the major cities.

I've met people from Aix-en-Provence who were more than willing to teach me French at their own expense. Some are just happy that you can order a cup of coffee in French.

If you were really interested in learning a language; you would surround yourself with people who were more inclusive. Judging from the way you talk about the French as a whole, it seems as if you're the asshole in this equation. I had my own bad experiences with the Italians and their language, but you don't see me denouncing them entirely.

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>>75157106

>>75158602
It seems like from Strawberry Panic. I don't remember if this dialogue really existed.

>>75180562
Yes, it really is that bad. Why do you think we suffered so many wars?

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Do french people really hate foreigners learning french?

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>>75167102
>>75181712

>>75182417
Not really
It's a meme
The truth is that most French are fucking uncultured fucks who don't give a shit about their own language and lack the knowledge to explain basic grammar to learners, they refuse to help them (and help themselves) so they can keep entertaining the illusion they're cultured and don't have to face their own uselessness

>>75157191
He's right though. Italian sounds better, and it makes way more sense.
Your numerical system is retarded as fuck.
>Chercher is pronounced like Scherscheh (why would you even add the r if you don't pronounce it)
>retarded rules when it comes to indirect speech, with time shifts

>>75182845
because "chercher" is a verb like "enculer" and "cocufier"

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>>75182845
>Scherscheh

You're using your own German criterium to transcribe French, we don't have "Sch"-sound btw


Also, i'm baiting that you're a Lombard yourself and that you're defending your Longobardic Brother

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>for a thousand years gaulcucks were ruled by dutch nobility (franks)

what a rude thread

>>75183106
>we don't have "Sch"-sound btw
sounds like ch, or sh in english

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>>75183355
WE

>>75183470
>using meme images instead of actual historical evidence

lmao, these kind of depictions varry greatly and it doesn't even prove anything.

Fact of thee matter is, you've been ruled by dutchies for a thousand years, after that an italian and now it's about to be arabians!

kek

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>>75183693
WUZ

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can we note fight ?
We are europeanne frens brothres
I like italy italy is cool ! france is cool ! the uk is cool !
spain sucks though

>>75182953
It makes no sense anyways, even if you get triggered.
Fils de pute is just as bad.
Fis de püt
>let's put a pointless l into a word and the e only exist so you pronounce the t
>let's pronounce aimeraient just like amerait instead of pronouncing it like aimera"jont"

>>75184248
you have to look into ethymology if you can't understand french orthography

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>>75183934
REX KANGORUM

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>>75184426
EN STRONT

The only letter in French that really triggers me hard is 'h'

>>75158960
Apud te sum primis

>tfw French family, blond hair and 1.79m manlet.
Am I gaul?

>>75185145
You may be a Gaul,or a Frisian or a Saxon, or an Alan, or a Burungian, or a Goth

Several blond haired people colonized Gaul "thanks" to the Romans

>>75157106
Ahahaha, thanks you made my day.