Do you have to avoid the military recruitment in your country?

by graduating from uni

Don't show up. Pay fine later. It's like $10. Also hope you don't need to make a passport and other documents because the government requires you to be OK with the military before issuing any documents.

by having an incurable illness. Not the best method tho

>>75140636
You don't have a passport?

>>75140785
I do, but I did show up. But since I was in uni and didn't want to serve, they didn't call me in. There's lots of poor people here that do want to serve because you can create a career, so they don't usually call you if you don't want to unless you are a degenerate and they want to be extra cunts with you.

>>75140561
If you cannot avoid it be a dick everytime there. Spread some radical ideology there, most of the "military" personnel can be easily manipulated because that's what they are, obeying human tools. There's a big chance that you could start the next Great October Revolution.

Or just either be fat or overweight and just stay in the kitchen peeling potatoes

there is no conscription

>Nah, you can just not show up, is "mandatory" but no one cares
>Just don't show up

>get doctor to give you a document that exaggerates minor health issues
>get off without having to do substitute service either
Pretty easy

>>75140561

just tell them you are gay

Is panic disorder disqualifying for military service in Belarus?

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only unpatriotic long hair glue sniffers dont serve.

>>75140561
too late for me, have to go voenkomat tomorrow
i'm scared;_; what sould i do

>>75141525
prepare your boipucci with sum almond oil

>>75141368
I don't know but if it is then it is also disqualifying for driver licence and other good thing which government will never give a crazy person.

>>75141549
thx pizza;_;

>>75141525
Get run over. Your family does own a car, right? Just a mild concussion is all you need.

>>75141525
do you mean you are going in commissariat for medical commission? if you havent signed anything you can just ignore it
I have been ignoring it for 4 years.

>>75140561
cut off your hands

It's not reasonably possible to avoid

You don't have to sign up for conscription if you

>have mental illness
>are a grill

If you are called for conscription obesity and disease can get you out. I think facial tattoos too

>>75140561
tfw predicted the flag before even opening the thread
>бeлopyccкaя apмия

>>75141525
We have already found it out. You should pretend a gay. To be more convincing you can try to kiss your voenkom and suggest to your sosluzivtsi playing naughty games.

>>75140642
Tell them you're gay.

>>75142006
The people at the recruiting station aren't retarded. If you really want to convince them you need a photo of your asshole being penetrated by another man's penis

>>75141762
so police have not found you yet? i have paper say if im not going they will arrest me(

>>75142006
I can help with >>75142056

>>75142008

And how could it help him to avoid the military service? Homosexuality isn't considered a mental disorder anymore.

>>75140561
no conscription, well we have 1 day where you go a casern, whatch video about the army, talk about how they defend the country and that' it

Before we got rid of it, you were excempt if you had some kind of illness. My uncle got out of it by being colorblind. You could probably try to fake it, get someone that knows about those colorblindness tests and have him tell you what a colorblind person would answer and memorize it.
You could also serve later if you were going to college, or get an easier service, like on the police near wherever you lived

>>75140561
Tell them you're a conscientious objector.

>>75140642
The Best way

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I didn't realize how many nations had conscription

>>75142087
yeah it's okay but only if they dont have your sign. just pretend you didnt get your povestka.
actually i'm no longer hidding since i have found I have thyroiditis. gonna get my military ID (voennik) within a month. No one was curious about why I didnt show up until now. And no one gives a shit honestly. But I dont recommend you to hide until you turn 27 cos it might be troubling.

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>>75140561
>Japan
>We weren't have any military anymore.

>>75142265
>Myanmar
What?

>>75142614
it was an economic boost for your country tho.
not having to spend lots of money on military is good for economy.

letting niggers tongue your anus


letting niggers tongue your anus is the only way I know to dodge conscrption

>>75141525
Me too. Spring conscription

Bcтpeтимcя нa дoмбace кeк

>>75140561
Fucking men works

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>>75142265
based burma

>>75140636
Basically, this minus the fee.

Can't leave the country without the passport though, you either make it before turning 18 or wait till 27.

They constantly send me writs to show up, but I just ignore them. Unless I sign them they don't have any legal weight.

>>75140989
The fuck theres not

>>75140561
I did avoid it by not being retarded. You should try that.

>>75142817
conscription would never work in the USA because theres too many anti commies.


no sorry USA is not russia

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>>75142008
Most shit-tier countries (like russia) would probably have you executed instead

>>75142696
>good for economy
what the fucking bad joke.
we have destroyed fucking economy and non-military ameripuppet government desu.

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>>75142928
dont worry Tojo in case big bad North Korea attacks you USA will have your back.

Nah Sweden won't force anyone into the military.
Basic military training though is active again but just for a selected number of people who has turned 18. I think something like 4k people will be chosen for mandatory training.

Back in the 90's when I did it it was pretty much mandatory though, every young man who was healthy had to complete the 3-6 month long training.
I didn't though, showed up drunk to the physical 4 times. They kicked me out.
But being forced to actually join the forces in active duty? Hell no.

>>75140561
pretending to be mentally incapacitated

>>75141525
Don't worry about anything. Army is fine. It's 90% of time boring and 10% hard work. If you are overweight you'll definately drop some. I lost 40 kg in army. It's a great joy when it's over and you can feel good about yourself. Don't be scared.

>>75141525
run away and do not serve that shitty ZOG country


they'll send you off to die fighting for some corporation anyways.


and dont listen to this shill

>>75143185

>>75140561
no, it is a cushy job with tons of benefits

About 50% black, most cruisin for their 20 year pension + double dip on another cushy fed job

>>75142854
Males register for the draft at 18 or we aren't allowed to vote. They in an emergency can technically initiate the draft.

>>75140561
We can just tell them we don't want to go. They don't want unmotivated people. Doesn't hurt to be fat either

>>75140561
I was the first age group here in Poland to not have to do mandatory basic training. But i had to go to one of their examination centers and let them inspect my dick and balls -.-

Got grade A though.
Soo im grade A cannon fodder.

>>75143564
>Males register for the draft at 18 or we aren't allowed to vote.


your government is kike occupied anyways


not liek voting matters anyways.

no privilege gained, no privilege lost

>>75143854
haha I told them to go fuck themselves, and immigrated to USA where I worked and got education.

>>75143564
Didn't the last time you used the draft the public backlash was so great you practically had to take your troops out of Vietnam?
And building up support for wars doesn't seem to be working as much since Iraq, especially with milennials

If you're insane or have serious health problems you can skip it. Not even having a vagina(unless you're pregnant) or flat feet will exempt you from service.

>>75143954
Pretty much
America: don't tell us what to do unless you trick us by saying it's something else

Be gay

>>75143954
>Didn't the last time you used the draft the public backlash was so great you practically had to take your troops out of Vietnam?

Antiwar protests during the Vietnam era were basically bullshit because the draft really didn't take that many people compared to the Korean War, and most of the protesters were upper-middle class college kids who weren't in any danger of being drafted anyway. Also a lot of antiwar activism was funded by the KGB.

>>75146194
>Also a lot of antiwar activism was funded by the KGB
But it's not like they've gone alway. I'd say they have more influence now than they did before, or more correctly, you are more vulnerable now than you were because of the Internet.

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>>75146194
>liberals hold anti war protests opposing drafting during cold war
>liberal media calls trump out for being a draft dodger and therefore unpatriotic

>>75140975
That wouldn't work in our military because Americans are too individualistic for that. In shitty countries like Russia, you can bet you'll have a coup happening in three months.

No conscription anymore, although some of the people in the governing coalition want it back.

>>75146445
Would that they had called out Bill Clinton for draft dodging. Oh wait, he has a D next to his name so the same standard doesn't apply to him.

They have so many volunteers they only force people because the laws say they have to.
Only 1 in 4000 people get enrolled unwillingly.

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>>75140561
Conscription is fun anon.

You can't, really.

You can opt for a civil service. But that means you'll do the whole year regardless.

You refuse to serve and you'll go to jail, not sure for how long. A few months.

Plus good luck getting a fucking job when the employer asks about your military service and you went to jail.

Then of course there are those sad fucks who get out on medical. Everyone fucking knows it's bullshit.

I served a full year nearly a decade ago, NCO in arty.

>>75146591
Yeh but in Denmark or something, it's just glorified summer camp while conscription in South Korea or Israel means a very real chance of you fighting an insane enemy.

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>>75141525
>voenkomat
Always gives me a chuckle

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>>75140561
You are no real men if you didn't complete conscription, pic related was my bad boy


>>75146625
>artillery NCO
More like worthless piece of shit.

we dont have conscription
that shit is barbaric as fuck

Countries like Israel and Finland have it because they have dangerous neighbors and wouldn't get enough volunteers given their small population size. On the other hand, China technically has conscription but never actually enforces it because their population is so huge that they always get sufficient volunteers to meet quotas.

>>75140561
By having shit eye sight, they don't take glass guy in my cunt.

>>75146861
What dangerous neighbors does Finland have?

>it's another episode of Americans think Europeans believe Russia is more dangerous than the US

>>75141511
Saki-san kawaii

>>75146908
Indeed, I believe that as well.

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>>75146644
Well, we serve 3 year, get paid $350 a month and live in terrible conditions and terrible weather. I'm sure Denmark have their advantages.

>>75146802
Looks pretty comfy famalam.

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>>75146802
plain infantry or special kit? t. kopa driver

>>75140561
i don't. just man up and serve in the military. people who malinger are looked down upon

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>>75146908
>What dangerous neighbors does Finland have?

I'm sure he talks about Sweden.

>>75143564
>land of the free is not free and is sexist

No.
I occasionally get letters from some regional upper fuck telling me "pls join xoxo".
But I am perfectly free to ignore them

>>75146908
the yellow state

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>>75147038
Soon

>>75147058
Who is xoxo? Qt name, would join in hopes of being a girl. You should join too.

>>75143564
>start a war because "muh taxation = representation"
>now don't get representation unless your government can send you to get slaughtered

Look at his country and laugh! Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha

>>75147155
hugs and kisses you dumb fuck.

>>75146954
Were you mechanized/tank as well? It was pretty comfy, lots of space for the driver and we could just eat candy all day long with the fuel powered heater turned on
>>75146977
FRDF, rapid deployment force, like normal infantry but with a lot of focus on irregular enemies and IED's

>>75147232
hasnt frdf already moved to amv from 203s?

>>75146954
We get 5 euro per day as "pay" during the first 6 months. Not sure what the increase was after that but the last few months (for those who served 12 months) you get around 11 euro or so.

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By getting c-babers

>>75142265
Here, from time to time, the army drives trucks in poor neighborhoods at night (sometimos during daylight) and starts forcefully recruiting any person suspected of being avoiding military conscription.

You can also spot them at bus stations or public squares inquiring people and asking for their documents, and if they find that you don't have a military card, they proceed to issue a citation note for you at the spot.

>>75140636
if you don't show up you are fucked in the life

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>>75140561
I'm in the army right now
Ask me anything

>>75147990
what is your job?

>>75148021
Official boipussy of the company.

>>75148073
Hot...

>>75148021
>>75148073
Close, I'm a signalman :DD

>>75147990
>Finnish """""""""camo"""""""""
>I can see you in less than five seconds in that pic

Good luck in the war I guess.

>>75147990
Thank you for protecting our border against Russia :^)

>>75146954
In Denmark it's about ~$2000 a month.

>tfw going to bootcamp in September
>tfw the only thing freaking me out is the wall you have to rappel down and the log wall you have to climb without a harness

>>75147509
That's some central African death squad shit.

>>75147990
How hard was bootcamp? Are you guys given anti Russian propaganda?

>Do you have to avoid the military
>recruitment in your country
>Be me
>today is my birthday 18
>Next day
>I got a letter from military
>Sign in
>3 years later
>go home and got pay
>mfw you became a elite soldier and know how to farming

>>75148226
Boot camp wasn't that hard but the company I serve in is really chill so that probably affects it. The guys training us are also conscripts
No, Russia isn't talked about at all officially. Everyone already knows the reason we have conscription isn't Sweden or Estonia

>>75147990
Post boipoochi

>>75142699
My polish friend told me polish recruits need to form a line naked and bend over for a doctor who is going to touch the inside of your ass to look for stuff

>>75148137
porpr vk?

I dodged conscription with f64.0 )

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>>75148554
:^)

Guess what? who born at 1990 always go to military in vietnam.

>>75140561
>Do you have to avoid the military recruitment in your country?
We had it like a decade or two ago, but not anymore
Professional army is where it's at

>>75148653
fag...

>>75148653
) i used only 1 course of androcur when i was 15

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You can't do shit here without the reserve document.

Plus i can get to scream at the poor niggers who think they're gonna be some kind of Rambo or Gangster. :DDD

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>>75148500

>>75148554
>>75148653
explain

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>>75148814

>>75148814
http://www.icd10data.com/ICD10CM/Codes/F01-F99/F60-F69/F64-

>>75140561
No one bothers to check your igloo if there is conscription

In Greece its 9 months on an island or at some borders close to sea(or Cyprus if you choose so)

its basically paid vacations

>>75148992
and by paid i mean 200 something euros per month

>>75149066
>200 something euros per month
>greece is poor
>greece can't pay debt

>>75148760
I was there on 2/12 dont sweat it my man.

I want to join US army reserve, but everyone tells me i'd just fight for the jews and that im a brainless nobody.

Only poor or uncivilized shitholes have military service

>>75149661
when you're surrounded by countries that want part of your land you have no choice

>>75141838
It is

>>75149694
Thank you for holding off the Bulgarian menace

>>75148177
Daily reminder, we have no need to break through the borders, we can just nuke you!

>>75147990
do you regularly consume mammi?

>>75140561
>Do you have to avoid the military recruitment in your country?

Wut. Not really because it's basically a kindergarten for grown men. Not that hard unless you go in with a shitty attitude in which case everything will be shit. Even a "I don't give a fug" attitude is better than being a whiny cunt.

>How do you do this?

If you want to avoid it the only legit ways are either medical reasons (relatively easy to fake if you find a sympathetic doctor and claim that you have mental problems) or being from Åland or being a Jehova's witness (pseudo-christian cult).

>>75150770
>Do you have to avoid the military recruitment in your country?
>Wut. Not really because it's basically a kindergarten for grown men. Not that hard unless you go in with a shitty attitude in which case everything will be shit. Even a "I don't give a fug" attitude is better than being a whiny cunt.

Does anyone else remember the Finn whose job was to deliver good to troops deployed in the field but he ate all the best food.

>>75151588
>Does anyone else remember the Finn whose job was to deliver good to troops deployed in the field but he ate all the best food.
That's what everyone does, I always took the cookies for myself

>>75149477
I think a lot of people who say this are medically unfit to serve, it's sour grapes.

Go in there, learn soldier skills and disciprine. It's good lessons to bring back into civilian life.

>>75140561
Yes. Told I have back pains and social anxiety, got c babers easily

>>75142265
Conscription is only for second world and Russian's neighbors

>>75140561
Our military is poor and broken, so they can't even maintain many conscripts without them starving to death or lacking uniforms. They select very few people.

>>75140561
why avoid it?
1 time in life experience?