/brit/

doing a radical centrism

alri

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pssst.... hey wagie... Monday soon

>>75100122
Eugenia from youtube over that old tramp

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>75100054

haha what am i like

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This is the only man who can save the internet and secure a future existence for /brit/

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>toil at first light

>>75100172
? I need a crazy eyes alt-right gf, is that too much to ask?!

>>75100163
>*Vegetates and withers socially and financially until he is an aimless middle aged man with nothing to show he has even existed*

can't wait to reply to the first yank that posts

aha
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>>75100165
HELLO MR AMERICAN FLAG

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>tfw you work tomorrow
>tfw you work sunday
>tfw you work monday
>tfw you work tuesday
>tfw you work wednesday
I can't do it anymore

please smother me to death

I can't be a wagie anymore

>>75100156
Adore this image

if you have a fidget spinner you're bent

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Diana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-rxp_QwjmQ

this is the cringiest video I've ever watched

>>75100198
THAT MAN IS 2 BLOODY STORIES TALL!!

>>75100165
>>75100186
alri yanks
business idea: don't reply to aussies

>>75100203
i'm already bent though

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>>75100205

Let that one runt reply to yanks

Who cares about him, spacker

got the 'bix cube lads

going to learn how to solve it

>>75100213
iD are a bunch of wankers

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>>75100198
prefer his earlier work

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>>75100188
Pretty happy at your 35k a year job h--*BURRRRP* Oh pardon me, that was quite rude. Sorry, just got done stuffing my face with meatloaf, mother makes the most splendid meatloaf.

Yeah, but don't get jealous that I have more money than you without working a day in my life. I can smell the jealousy off of this post. Anyway, try and enjoy the last seconds of your time off from slave labor, wagie! Corporate wants 30% profit increase next week, you better work hard!

*yawns and kicks feet up whilst logging into crunchyroll*

>goes into heroin trance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOElzUkr5a0

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>>75100226
she was true

spent quite a while on that and i only got two (you)s

not pleased, not pleased at all

>>75100228
d4

heaps and heaps

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gf just sent me this

haha she's such a dope, I'm white!

Thought of the day: fidget spinners are modern day rubicks cubes

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Literally can't do anything right lads

>tfw failed waitrose test

>>75100276
text wasn't good enough, looked amateur

no effects on the image either

>>75100287
More like a really shit yo-yo.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495197516749.webm

wish there was a way to make money that wasn't investing in memes or doing boring grunt work

>>75100288
you should probably not mention pakis and pints on your likes and dislikes

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Just about how have a scrub in the old shower

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>>75100126
Reply to me... reply to me..... reply to me.. you are now giving me a (you). You're getting a strong urge to give me a (you). (you) now notice your breathing patterns.

>>75100287
rubiks cube take a level of intelligence to do. they're literally a modern day equivalent of a yo-yo

um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss

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nrow

http://www.metrolyrics.com/mr-youre-a-better-man-than-i-lyrics-yardbirds.html

Is it "Mister" or "Misty?"

>>75100255
>don't get jealous that I have more money than you without working a day in my life
people on the dole get like 100 quid a week.

>>75100300
FUCK OFF alright?
i'm a tortured artist

>>75100283
*shoves it all in at once and punctures her cervix*

>>75100334

>>75100339
cute :3

tonite i wanna chill so you gotta do the work

>>75100332

use me mams shampoo sometimes as well

>>75100283
i wonder what its like to be fetishised
im sure its fun at first but it must get a bit hollow

>>75100339
nice kot

>>75100361
i thought the cervix was that small hole above the vagina?

wagecuck memes aside, I could never be a NEET again. bloody nightmare living that way in freefall not knowing when it will end or even if it will end and what potentially grim shit the future holds

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>>75100350
Here have a (you) now in return you must give me a (you), if you don't than I will have your soul forever.

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I'm just a failure

>tfw past first interview and got the job
>tfw got fired before i even started because of communication problems
>constantly getting my applications rejected

>>75100339
would snap this little cunt in half if i ever got the chance

wont be giving that yank a single (you)

>>75100409
That's a belly button

>>75100339

*HEEMs it*

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*purrs towards you*

I've battled over 50 people in my life. If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Manchester for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

Rashida Jones is the goal gf

time to trim my pubes and shave my legs x

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i could destroy any cunt in this thread

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Which Harold best represents your feelings right now?

once prosthetics get to a level where they're more reliable and resilient than natural appendages, i wouldn't mind having an "accident" and getting an upgrade 2bh

>>75100339
shit kot fuck off

it's a stressful city, tokyo

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>>75100240
>I Heard It Through The Vinay

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>>75100417
how'd you get fired before your first day?

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>>75100456
>tfw I have hip bones like that

>>75100417
what communication problems m8?

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>>75100457

Feelin' a little too gussied up right now.

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>>75100441
*stares at you*

>>75100287
kind of amazed a standalone gadget like that could even take off the way it did in this smartphone/app-obsessed day and age

>>75100482
no you dont

dont care

>>75100461
really want advance fake teeth

>>75100198
>>75100240
What will Tim's next artistic shift be?

>>75100508
yes I do

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>>75100429
>>75100441
You wish... but no one CAN RESIST THIS PICTURE!

No this is not a gif you silly brits, this is a hypontize.

You are now giving me a (you), you can not resist giving me the (you). Your hands are clicking on my digits and clicking the recaptcha, than post.

no good memes these days, I'm gonna stick to my 2016 memes

>>75100311
Business idea: start a business

>>75100533
>Harambe
>Damn Daniel
>Dab
2016 memes were ass

how come every western animation is a comedy series? why can't they ever use it for serious drama or action?

Really wish politicians would finally break through to WWE style speeches. we're almost there now that trump's in office

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love cats simple as

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3z_UDlP-uQ
love me some yank stand up from time to time

51
foy

2013 was the best year of the 2010s

havin a swipe

not gettin owt

>>75100198
is that from his Marlow days or more recent?

>>75100555
because animation is for children silly anon

>>75100528
>clicking the recaptcha
hello plebs

>>75100577
It's from today.

>>75100577
thats rented flat in high wycombe you mong

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Everyone now viewing this thread will give me a (you), they can not resist. You can not resist, my pictures are too strong.

>>75100554
>a Polaroid brand telly

amazing

>>75100555
avatar the last airbender

>>75100551
twitter memes are always so shit

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Saw that previous threads edition/

I'm a fan.

>>75100554
caterwauling

>>75100561
they're selfish shit creatures. dogs, on the other hand, are loyal and loving animals. kots can fuck off.

*gets schwifty*

https://youtu.be/YVLq3GpPaQ4

SNP ARE FINISHED
RED SURGE

>>75100630
*burp*

hahaha alri morty

>>75100551
dat boi was good

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>>75100613
>they're selfish shit creatures. dogs, on the other hand, are loyal and loving animals
ummm that just means you're a narcissistic piece of shit sweaty x

>>75100639
shut up you sad cunt

>>75100658
dat boi was fucking retarded.

>>75100639
REALLY hope she's voted out

>>75100639
not a fucking clue what's going on here

>>75100639
despise her

>>75100662
>this mong who always types 'sweety' and 'sweaty'

not sure if you're doing it on purpose but i KNOW who you are

I'M A PICKLEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI

the gf

>>75100546
they fail a lot and you need money to start them in the first place

I like cats but wouldn't want to have one myself

o shit it's dat boi

unicyclefrog.gif

>>75100255
I'm a student, but i will probably just get a job in banking and earn 250k like everyone else, really shit hours and commute but still

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>twenty first of May two (2) thousand and seventeen

>>75100662
You have to be loyal and loving to your dog in return, if you're a good owner. Cats can never reciprocate loyalty.

>gf's twin's bf earns ~140k
>I earn 34k

J U S T

>>75100603
yeah but its aimed at children

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the gif

>>75100662
would stomp this little cunt into a pile of blood fur and bones

>>75100734
rewatched it a couple months ago, it's still good

Having a holiday in Australia off my 140K salary while the gf's runt brother sits at home posting on the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4qYox-Gb70
grey day today

>>75100752
>gif
fuck off

>>75100662
Would heem this fucker into the heemth dimension if it provoked me.

haa it's me rick the pickle hahahaha *pickle burp*

Is the IRA still kickin around?

>>75100716
your life will always be shit if its all about money to you

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Do you lads know how to use a washing machine?

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>>75100764
Why do workers that make anything under 150k think they have a good life? You can polish a log of shit, but it's still a log of shit.

I have no idea how anyone could literally work slave labor to make anything less then 150k, at that point what's the point? You're meant to live life, and your sacrificing your life for a few extra bucks.

Lmfao, I really don't get it... Would any wagies care to explain?

>>75100662
would send this cats chin and whiskers into orbit

>>75100662

Cats dont reciprocate your feelings like dogs do, you can come home tired and your dog will cuddle up to you, get excited and your dog will be excited, feel energetic and go outside and so will your dog, cats are just assholes who may let you stroke them and dont give a shit about you

auslad giz your sisters number
need an escort tonight

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rick 'n' morty posting is getting old
need something wittier and edgier

>>75100812
Yeah, just tell her to fucking well get on with it the lazy bint.

drank 18 cans of lager just sitting at home doing uni work over the weekend. already cracking on with the new crate

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This is so important

https://youtu.be/2BJNnh_q_Kw
ri canersmrunning definitely rummabeep ramabibeep asendmeabeep orammsbee beepamabeep puftha als demmies ah pff kay

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don't fancy the possibility of living another 50+ years

doing a sacrifice to the gods anyone have anything to add?

>>75100811
It's really not...I've read everything about wealth/life satisfaction, wealth adjustment, hedonic treadmil etc.

worried it is for the gf though, even though she would deny it.

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:(

>>75100818

Because they need to pay off the mortgage on the Barrat new-build and the audi finance package

>>75100639

don't care

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Just nicked the old knob shaft while shaving haha looks like I won't be wanking this week

How many /brit/ posters would it take to knock out a hippo?

On land no weapons.

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>when you're having a cuppa at Tim's and you make a Murder She Wrote joke

>>75100856
my bollocks

>>75100854

So much stuff to do before you either cease to exist, are re-incarnated, or you go to heaven/purgatory

punted the neighbours cat like a rugger ball

>>75100900
all of us

>>75100763
sure but it still has to be child friendly
just a shame that in a prequel like better call saul i have to put up with their poor efforts to make the actors look younger when if animation could be taken seriously it wouldn't be a problem

>>75100848
flat earthers are even worse than wewuz

Neighbour saw me putting the dog in the wheelie bin

>>75100716
your girlfriend has been fucked by that guy quite a few times

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>>75100829
but my cat follows me around all the time, it's almost annoying sometimes cause i trip on him
and he sleeps with me so... x
and he goes outside by himself, cant imagine having to walk dogs every day

>>75100868
he looks so peaceful

wanked so much this weekend my room reeks of cum

Can someone explain this video? What's the point of stealing the keys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_yS9iQ0qeQ

never thought cum had a scent, paranoid that i smell of cum now

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>>75100971
nice kitter

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here come dat impeachment

>>75100709

There are no good 9 to 5 jobs. It's a paradox since it is by definition a 9 to 5.

>>75100971
just thought

never ACTUALLY seen a cats willy, do they have them?

>>75100968
he's a skelly manlet though, doubt.

>pakis posting their paki pets

ffs

>>75101010
you definitely do if you've had a wank in the past 24 hours
you might only smell slightly like cum unless you wank a lot, and then you definitely smell like cum 24/7

>>75101004
the chav mind is an enigma

can we agree that rag n bone man can fuck off

>>75100971
cat is whore

it's nice so long as you feed it

>>75101016
yeah, its more like 7-7 taking into account travel/ replying to e-mails

*drinks your milkshake*

>>75101055
yet to meet anyone irl who likes him

>>75100774
shit gimmick

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>Lady Diana Mitford was a British socialite who was the third and most beautiful of the six celebrated Mitford sisters and the wife of Sir Oswald Mosley, leader of the British Union of Fascists and the Union Movement. The dazzling and witty Mitford girls, along with their brother, Tom, had a lively and eccentric childhood, which Nancy memorialized in semiautobiographical novels, notably Love in a Cold Climate. In 1929 Diana, despite the initial objections of her parents, married Bryan Guinness, of the wealthy and aristocratic Guinness brewing dynasty. Three years later she left him for Mosley, whom she married in 1936 at the house of Joseph Goebbels, with Adolf Hitler as an honoured guest. During World War II the Mosleys were held in Holloway Prison and under house arrest; they moved to France in the early 1950s. Diana Mosley edited The European, a right-wing magazine, and wrote a biography of the duchess of Windsor as well as two volumes of memoirs, A Life of Contrasts (1977) and Loved Ones (1985). Even after her husband’s death in 1980, she remained a committed fascist and readily acknowledged that although Hitler had done “terrible things,” she was “very, very fond” of him.

cute

why does everyone on /pol/ and /int/ just reply to me with some stereotype Irish name as if they somehow just made a fool of me?

>>75101018
Yeah they're tiny. My cat has a tiny little furry ginger knob and bollocks, makese laugh every time I see it

Never seen him hard though tbf

>>75101004

looks like he could be inebriated

>>75101004
If they'd have knocked him down when he chased them they could have got on the bike and drove off

>>75101004
lmao, calm down mate....

typical motorised fedora rider, can't handle any banter whatsoever.

a tune for the educated ear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUtJv8ll_BU

>>75101047
why steal the keys though? would he push him off the bike afterwards?

>>75101018
didnt look that closely at his willy area
sometimes he swivels around with his bum in my face while sitting on me but i try to look away haha

>working

>tutor only downloads 1/7th of the attachments i've sent him so he gives me 0/100 marks cos he pretends not to have read the others
ah yes,
EXTREMELY good

Foreign and EU student applications for the academic year starting this October going through the roof lads.

No idea why tbqh. I guess for the EU students it might be the last pre-Brexit year to do it?

t. MSc course director

>>75101071
*takes the empty glass*
*licks the area you drank from seductively*

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>Yeah, just tell her to fucking well get on with it the lazy bint.

>>75101055
the radios must have shares in his record company, keep hearing them constantly fucking blabbering on about him no matter what station

>>75101033
women see superiority as sexual no matter who it is. if this guy makes that much money she'll find him more attractive than any other man making less. the funnier thing about it is that you probably think she'd never do it because of his looks but they're all laughing behind your back at how oblivious you are

>>75101084
fuck off bulgaria

Absolutely HATE /pol/ can't believe I used to frequent that board of absolute mongs

>>75101004
howling
very satisfying

>>75101136
kek, okay mate.

>>75101138
nu/pol/ is a lot worse than old/pol/ tbf

>>75101117
not the last, but there may only be 2 more years on non-overseas fees.

>tfw i did the reverse of what they're doing :^)

any1 wanna come over to mine for the liverpool game

>>75101117

they want to get in on that student visa and overstay it

>>75101143
alright kev?

>>75101172
can we hold hands while we watch

>>75101136
Surely it would be a combination

i.e. a 8/10 guy earning 50k would trump a 4/10 guy making 80k easily.

Women don't want to sleep with a genetic failure even if he's minted.

life isnt heading in the direction i'd like. looks like its going to be full of mundanity and mediocrity.

probably going to kill myself

>>75101172
yeah go on then, what's your address?

>>75101057
as opposed to dogs who are nice when you dont feed them? or children?
you should know considering the rampant dog packs

stephan molyneux the lying jew

these videos make me so angry
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gszRoULEPJQ

>>75101117
*surreptitiously invests in pearson education*

need a gf called Helena

it's just a ridiculously attractive name

>>75101210
tfw my life is headed into 'exciting' directions but still can't be arsed with life.

>>75101210
welcome to the real world m8

eating homemade mousse au chocolat x

anyone else here ever had a muslim gf whilst being a kaffer yourself.

>>75101257
oi that's insider info it is

stop it

>>75100959
well they share the same race with a name like "@conscious_god"

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If they impeach Drumpf we could have president Pence until 2029.

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I want a......I can't do this. I can't lie to you all. I don't want a Eugenie gf, I NEED a Eugenie gf

>>75101210
>looks like its going to be full of mundanity and mediocrity
You'll be lucky if that's all it is.

just smoked a load of spice

>>75101295
shagged an indian girl once who's parents were proper strict and wanted her to get an arranged marriage and all that

got sent death threats by text from her dad
she had a well hairy fanny

>>75101204
well yeah obviously it's relative but when it is that big a difference i think we can say for sure that she's fucked him, especially since her twin sister does so i'm sure she'll see him as more attractive as well. another good point, never go out with a twin they will always be likely to cheat on you with their twin's partner, especially if he is more attractive/richer than you

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High lyfe

hello /brit/
its VERY late and i am all alone in the living room and ive just been reading some VERY scary stories on the 'dit
may i PLEASE see some nice, inoffensive, dare i say heartwarming pictures

>>75101315
>If they impeach Drumpf
doubt they will

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc0CB6URrV0
>ywn attend a Project X tier party
why even continue?

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>just smoked a load of spice

>>75101292
why do aussies shitpost so much? I feel like they have similar banter to Ireland and the UK and we don't shitpost half as much

>>75101004
obviously so his bike wont work anymore

>>75101332
>got sent death threats by text from her dad
kek

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Ah yes, well that explains the BBC

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>>75101349

>>75101349
what were you watching

>>75101315
have heard a tonne of anti-trump people are apprehensive about him being impeached for this very reason

>>75101358
I remember this haha. bit of legend that lad

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>>75101349

>>75101315
>all this news about impeachment and criminal investigation is coming from the same institutions that were trashing him during his campaign

>>75101368
>I feel like they have similar banter
They don't at all

>>75101136
/r9k/ can't help injecting their weird cuckolding fantasies into everything
>>75101314
don't pretend a lot of them aren't white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S4SrYnlxgk

watching a documentary about some stupid bitch who got smashed and depressed so she drove a car full of her kids down the highway in the wrong direction and hit another car killing everyone in both cars but one kid. they're actually trying to drum up sympathy for this utter waste of carbon

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>>75101349
xoxo

>>75101403
Looks like Thom Yorke

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>>75101342
give me 10/10 viet gf

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>>75101349
anime

kind of weird how white countries are "less white" than they were in 1950 but there are more white people in them now than there were in 1950

>>75101394
i been trawling through r/nosleep an reading the scary stories like a muppet

>>75101012
o shit WADDUP

>>75101421
it's a serial killer from the 1800's

>>75101413
whats so different?

had something spooky happen to me once haha

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the gf

>>75101386
>white british population actually decreases over 20 years

Hmmmm. Well done Labour

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dat royal rape face

>>75101518
>white people decide to move out of a shitty city

this isn't a bad thing

>>75101418
suicidal runts are subhuman

just got death threats by the mulsim gfs dad on snapchat

>>75101567
It's our capital. If the native population are leaving, you probably need to look at the reasons why and address them

Pence may not be as mental and unstable as Trump but he's cleverer, more right-wing and would undoubtedly be more effective.

If they impeach Trump leftists could see a decade of a very right-wing President in office rather than just waiting for Trump's four years to be up without him accomplishing anything and then win big in 2020.

just got called a subhuman and now i dont feel like killing myself any more

have no respect for people who get spooked at the slightest noise or anything like this
have some self control

work in 18 hours 10 minutes

>>75101595
Wrong board, Nigel.

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>>75101548
I'd like to go to a nice wedding like this one day

London is full of non-whites
Washington D.C. has the highest proportion of black people in the US


It all really jogs my almonds

>>75101593
>you probably need to look at the reasons why and address them
yes
people don't like to live in cities

>>75101611
I always feel bad about falling for jump-scares in movies. It takes no effort but it always gets me.

>>75101607
selfish coward

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enjoying a pint in london

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Alri
Doing a pee
Gotta get back to the girls
Can't stop posting because I'm pathetic and need attention

>>75101336
You're deranged if you actually think they've fucked. Lmao

But yeah, the twin thing is a bit annoying.

just to confirm, you are all alive yes? i am in a thread with fellow human beings with normal lives

I was shocked to hear people on the radio (BBC no less...) act surprised to hear that some wedding and the reception would involve a change of dress.

I mean, isn't that obvious? I have been to seven weddings and I've changed my clothes between the ceremony and the evening at each of them, it's just common sense in most circumstances. Evening wear is perfect for the evening but not so much earlier on (and completely inappropriate in church).

People have done this for centuries, why do modern proles get surprised by it?

I wish I had a cat and/or a dog
I don't think I'm responsible enough though
Oh and I'll probably kill myself any day now and I'd hate to leave them alone

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>>75101624
I'm a radical centrist mate

>>75101611
how does it feel being on edge all the time?

>>75101437
best girl

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>>75101653
>normal lives

Just did an EXCELLENT wank. I cam EVERYWHERE. There's CUM all over the floor and the cupboard I was WANKING in front of.

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cooked a sausage for breakfast today lads

i'd post a pic but i'm eating it haha

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>>75101653

Yes.

>>75101641
Ahh what is this, a street food shack?! A pop up restaurant?? Brilliant!

Yes mate, I'll have a £9 burger please! Oh, and could you serve it on a chopping board? Cheers!

>>75101641
how long did you save up to be able to afford that pint?

>>75101650
they either have or they are going to at some point in the near future
you're deranged if you haven't twigged onto it yet
you need to get a better wage pal

>>75101632
London is a global hub.

>>75101641
just informed your local sharia squad.

>>75101668
not very good

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>I was shocked to hear people on the radio (BBC no less...) act surprised to hear that some wedding and the reception would involve a change of dress.
>I mean, isn't that obvious? I have been to seven weddings and I've changed my clothes between the ceremony and the evening at each of them, it's just common sense in most circumstances. Evening wear is perfect for the evening but not so much earlier on (and completely inappropriate in church).
>People have done this for centuries, why do modern proles get surprised by it?

>>75101576
suicidal people are one thing. people who are suicidal but kill other people because they want to die are the worst people on earth.

fucking put a bullet in your head. don't kill 7 other people because you're a screw up.

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>>75101653
i am "alive"
i am not living
i do not have a life

muslim gfs dad is tweeting me death threats again

>>75101641
Shall be informing the fire marshalls of this fire trap within the hour.

>>75101653
haha... no

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>>75101632
was a bit shocked to learn that D.C. is such a shithole, being the capital and that

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>want money
>don't want to work
What a predicament.

London is absolutely full of wogs.

>>75101722
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>>75101722
>>75101722
>>75101722

>>75101567

shitty because of brown people

>>75100417
>communication problems

Well fucking tell us what they were then lad

>>75101724
>>75101713
>>75101679
>>75101673
oh

>>75101730
>>75101730
>>75101730

>>75101653
your life is not normal bucks

>>75101761
get fucked

>>75101641
that's helsinki you melt

>>75101691
34k is above average...Where does it end? They'll always be more successful people than me out there.

>>75100639
>scottish people

Cant understand a word of it

>>75101635
Yes, you keep telling yourself that's the reason, Ahmed.

>>75101802
Sure but that average includes the underclass, the working class, the whole dirty lot.

I know I'd feel dreadfully poor on an income below 50k.

>>75102084
>I know I'd feel dreadfully poor on an income below 50k.
Sure you would. kek