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mate edition
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>>75094443
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fuck capitalism
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thanks america for giving him back
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business idea: pretend to be left handed
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todays the day, buds
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smoking cannabis
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>>75094443
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>>75094443
He memed about sopa de macaco before it was cool.
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>smoking cannabis
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>>75094496
oh shit I forgot. it better be good. I'm gonna rewatch the old series until this one's done
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbeqj-1XOo
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gonna try to be up early tomorrow
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>>75094524

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLSsnbd1jPs
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Tfw i'm walking on sunshine
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>>75094539
>>75094524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53N99Nim6WE
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does /cum/ want to join a game of pictionary?

http://www.pinturillo2.com/

room 74, code = chin. Just click private room and enter that and you're good. no signup
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Bad version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQqSrQagD7U

Good version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW_SFmS17ao
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>>75094512
Sopa?
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monkey soup just sounds like it tastes bad
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>>75094583
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think I'll listen to Animals for the 70th time and see if I finally like it
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>>75094573
and don't it feel good
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>>75094614
I like it
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>>75094628

I like Pigs and sheep

but no matter how many times I hear Dogs, I just cant stand it
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>>75094614
it'll still be "meh"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC33gH6RE5k
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>reading manga
>20 something guy seems to be mc
>high school girl is love interest
this is NOT okay
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>>75094694
i can't get into any fictional romance unless it's lesbian
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FUCK, its already 1 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8ZdULpgyQ8
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I haven't slept in 5 days due to a fear I have of dying in my sleep.
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>>75094802
You're going to die anyway.
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>>75094810
Yes but I would rather die knowing when it's coming.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p40z-JRV4w4
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>>75094828
Waiting for it to come is the worst part.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dpLWHHZlAY
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>>75094843
I'm really happy I'll be seeing these guys at rock on the range today. I know they were on tour with Soundgarden, and with chris cornell an heroing I wouldn't have been surprised to see em drop off it. But hell, the band is breaking up when they finish the tour. Good on em for being strong and sticking to it
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What American city makes for the creepiest, most nightmarish living experience, and is it or is it not the Miami metro?

>over 6,0000 square miles of suburban grid with unnaturally shaped little man-made lakes inbetween
>flat in every direction, looking down every road provides the exact same view of road dotted with houses with uncomfortably spotless front lawns
>sweltering swampy climate
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>>75095134
Nah it's actually not too bad. I lived there for 8 years, house was huge and had a pool, and there was always tons of shit to do. Plus if you need to escape you can drive to the everglades, which was a few minutes away from me.

To me Phoenix is the worst place I've been in terms of living experience
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCvw_tMFZ8E

I hate France and the French.
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>>75095179
might be cool to live next to this
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>>75095188
You on the left
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>>75095261
it's fine, as long as you don't mind it being 107 degrees and being mexican
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>>75095134
>>75095261
boy humans sure are disgusting aren't they. If aliens exist I'm sure they're quite disgusted with these horror places known as """""suburbs"""""
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>>75094443
DZIEŃ DOBRY
>DZIEŃ DOBRY KURWA PO POLSKU NIE ROZUMIESZ?
>DAJ MI TO CO MASZ W RĘCE
>NO DAJ
>PROSZĘ PAŃSTWA TO JEST MURZYN
>HEHE PATRZCIE JAKI GŁUPI xD
>DOBRA IDZIEMY DALEJ
> O! A TU MAMY ŚCIANĘ. KOJARZĄ PAŃSTWO NA PEWNO ŚCIANY POLSKICH DOMÓW? GRUBE, SOLIDNE CEGLANE.
> A TU ŚCIANA Z GUWNA. SRAJĄ DO WIADRA, PROSZĘ PAŃSTWA, WSZYSCY Z WIOSKI DO JEDNEGO I POTEM, PAN SIĘ PRZESUNIE, RĘKAMI TO NABIERAJĄ, MIESZAJĄ ZE SŁOMĄ I, UWAGA STOPIEŃ, I LEPIĄ ŚCIANY.
> I TO SIĘ PROSZĘ PAŃSTWA TRZYMA. JEST SOLIDNE, TANIE W BUDOWIE I CO NAJWAŻNIEJSZE! SPEŁNIA SWOJĄ FUNKCJĘ. A W POLSCE? NO W POLSCE JAK W LESIE.
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Suburbs only exist because whites didn't want to get robbed/raped/murdered by people of color because they live in city limits.
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>>75095386
Ayo, white flight be rayciss n shieet homie. Gentrification is also rayciss.
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>>75094443
i mated with ur mum last nite :-)
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>>75095179
Phoenix does have a bad case of sprawl and heat, but at least it's a dry heat, and you can escape into the Arizona mountains instead of yet more flatness, only with more swamp.

The entire setup of southern Floridian habitation makes me fundamentally uneasy, it seems like the city equivalent of a soulless mall. No feeling of place and time, no feeling of natural development, all the grids and canals just carved into the ground from one day to another, only the certainty that things perpetually repeat until you die, like a looped CD of mall music.
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>>75095386
But what happens when a "city" is basically just suburbs and disneyland?
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>>75095305
Ice planet 2bh.
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>>75095521
The American Dream
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>>75095386
Criminal minorities only exist because the American society drifted into wealth disparity when the benefactors of the post-war boom decided to keep it all for themselves and move away instead of being solidary.
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http://www.vlook.cn/show/qs/YklkPTQ2NDA4MDA=

i want to succ on a hairy asian snatch now
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>>75095617
So what's your excuse for Turkroach ghettos?
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>>75095617
uh oh
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>>75095732
What crime is even counted there? All I know is your murder rate is six times higher than ours.
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Welp, time for sleep. Early start time at PNC park today, 3rd baseball game of the season, and I was too poor to afford pens tickets
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>>75096094
How much are playoff hockey tickets anyway?
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>>75095134
it's actually very comfy you don't know shit
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>>75096168
gonna be paying at least $110+ most likely at this time of year for nosebleed. I was thinkin about seeing the cucks play, thank god I didn't go to the game last night, but tickets were out of my range
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>>75096217
Not as bad as I thought. I like hockey games. Imo baseball and hockey are so much better in person but basketball and football are worse. Most surprisingly football. Unless you can afford to be down near the field its really not worth it
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who was the mexican that compared fidget spinners to beyblades the other day? because the beyblade creating is making a fidget spinner anime now. fuck you
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>>75096446
fake and gay
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>>75096472
no it's real my dad works at japan
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>yanks
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>>75096494
back in 98 or so a classmate's dad was in the US for work and she said that he told her a yellow mouse is really popular there and it will probably soon hit germany.
ff and the pokemon craze started
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xenomorphs are kinda sexy
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>>75096744
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Absolutely DEAD thread.
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Let's revive this thread by discussing the pros of the american constitution

Right to bear arms: 250 years free of tyranny by decentralization of weaponry
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Made a controversial post

>>75098003
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>>75096052
murder rate means nothing for public safety

http://www.germanjoys.eu/2015/10/violent-crime-is-more-common-in-europe-than-the-usa.html
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>>75098393
>getting shot instead of beat up means nothing for public safety
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>ahmed corners me in an alley
>reach for my gun
>remember that I'm doing my part to keep the murder rate down
>allow ahmed to rape me
vote remain
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choon
niBBas better wake up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxM42jD8yWI
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>>75098475
are you a gangbanger nigger or spic?
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Guys i think canada likes me
*giggles*
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They don't make music like this anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0qW9P-uYfM
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>>75099060
They don't make music like this anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_rZZusz90
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>>75100368
that's music for gays
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th8xmhKyzFc

this shit is fucking lit
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>two days off this week
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hi....
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You're still here?
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uhh yeah?
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*Stares at you and sighs*
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*eyes you up*
*scoffs at you*
*tells you to get out or take me to dinner*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxlsPrPF_lk

This makes me happy
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*tells germany to stop posting*
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Good Morning /cum/! What are you going to do today?!?!?!?!?!
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>>75102717
you
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>>75102717
Smoke weed and play videogames

I'm injured so I can't go to the gym and I'm too smart to study
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stop making bad posts
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i have awoken, but only barely
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JUST WAKE UP YOU THOTS
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I'm angry
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>>75104799
why?
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Do mexicans drink Maté Tea?
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/cum/ is dead
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>>75104525
Was just getting coffee, bud
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The best part of waking up is foldgers in my cup and the sweet pooon nectar
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why are companies sending out job application rejection emails on the Sunday morning of a long weekend?
cunts
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11:12
i awoke
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>>75105047
pls respond, mexicans :_:
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>>75106474
its too early for mexicans
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>>75107319
when is mexico time?
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>>75107564
its 11am there, give them a few hours
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Speaking of jobs. I applied to all the Tim Hortons near me lads.

I need to apply to more places today.
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>>75102717
gonna buy a skateboard and get back into it since my road bike is in the chop shop for a week
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>>75108169
post pic of skateboard
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*does an ollie*
beat that
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unironically drinking mate right now

>>75107797
same, fucked up my last interview and didn't get invited back for a second
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>>75108349
*almost lands a shove it*
:^))
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>>75108305
i used the future tense
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>>75107797
starbucks
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>>75108451
i dont care post it when you have it
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>>75108490
why are germans so rude?
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>>75108385
Nice desu.
Gonna smoke weed later. Tried inviting my roommate since all he does is go to work and sit in our apartment but he's afflicted by the 'tism.
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>>75108577
im not rude im just very direct
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>>75108626
are we roommates?
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>>75108665
I don't know, do you live in Portland?
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>>75108679
Oh, I might have autism but I'm not a faggot.
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>>75108726
F-fuck you nothing, there's wrong with Portland
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>>75108756
>F-fuck you nothing, there's wrong with Portland
>F-fuck you nothing, there's wrong
>Nothing

who's nothing? dude what?
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i watched Split last night
it was pretty good, but that ending with bruce willis was kinda retarded
literally made no sense
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>>75108890
its an Extraflags thing, you dont get it
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>>75108756
looks like weed makes you dyslexic
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I HATE Danes
Gonna HEEM every single Dane I see in real life
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>>75108913
ah i see ok, too bad i'm not a fucking idiot otherwise i would've understand.


do not HEEM me
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I think all the Californians in this city are making me illiterate.
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>>75108979
how many are there
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>>75109012
Too many.
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>>75109038
may be moving there for work soon
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It's a bit cringe how hard Americans copy Brit humour
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>It's a bit cringe how hard Americans copy Brit humour
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>>75109236
my post was not intended to be funny
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>>75109236
(You)
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75109236
frig off fucko
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should I go get a mcflurry?
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>>75109330
no
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>>75109330
do you not have dairy queen where you live
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>>75109414
>dairy queen
never heard of it
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>tfw Wingstop only opens at 11
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morning cumbums, what did you have for brekkie? i cooked a couple eggs and fried a couple pieces of toast and made a sammie

>>75109330
pay debnts
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left my window open and woke up to the sound of someone sobbing close by outside desu
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>>75109480
fatty
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>>75109487
morning bud. i had a bacon sammich and a coke
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>>75109552
I'm not going to be eating them alone, homo.
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>>75109563
>a coke

on another note i pulled a 3 inch long blood booger thing out of my nose. wish i could have snapped a pic
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EL MATE SON ARGENTINOS
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ate a homemade muffin but it smelled kind of weird
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>>75109641
You're gonna die.
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i made oatmeal and put a little peanut butter in it
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Had a cup of coffee for breakfast.
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>>75109696
it smelled faintly of that slight odour of a glass that hasn't been washed properly, or a damp animal
I'll probably be fine 2bh
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>>75109741
Nah bud you're gonna die
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>open window
>wasp flies in 2 minutes later
>finallyl manages to fuck off back out
>another one flies in a minute after
fucking cheap landlord why don't i have a screen
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>>75109778
Everyone dies eventually
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gonna sip from this $5 wine
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still drinking coffee
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>>75109709
>not bran buds, brown sugar, and dried cranberries
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nobody wanted to go have breakfast with me.
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>>75109944
yeah i know that feel
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https://twitter.com/AP/status/866309338486509568

make it stop
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have to pöö but don't wänna get upp
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i'm crying right nowlads
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>>75110076
the middle east is so fucked. Its all posturing because SA is King shit and arabs having the most fragile egos ever
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>>75110247
and it gets better! The UAE pledged $100 million to Ivanka's charity for "women entrepreneurs"
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>>75109944
>brother doesn't let me move back in with him cause my drinking
>haha we'll invite you over if we're ever doing anything though!
>that was a year ago
>you know how this ends
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>>75110318
the KSA matched the pledge too btw
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>>75110378
Would you even accept? I try to invite my roommate to things but he always says no.
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>>75110492
yeah, not like they've even tried though
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>>75109623
gnarly. is the air dry or something

we teamed up last night and died
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I'm a bit sad now that I'm all out of strawberries from yesterday
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Sativa or Indica?
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>>75110729
sativa
indica is for lazy pussies
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>>75110650
nah not that i feel
who won. i bet it wasn't bebbi ;_;
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>>75110770
Good taste and astute observation.
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>>75110729
cleaning your room
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>>75110779
alcohol makes your blood thin too. could be an explanation
fucking wisconsin won
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>>75110914
>Bebbbi throws a knife into Alberta's head
wow
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>>75111395
>What makes a job not slavery?
You get paid and aren't being held against your will.
>What makes a transaction not robbery?
Good changing hands.
>What makes taxation not theft?
Those taxes are used to benefit you.
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(((Those taxes are used to benefit you.)))
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>>75111498
>Those taxes are used to benefit you.
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>>75111580
You stayed in a hospital for several weeks completely free of charge and ordered x2 of everything.
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>>75111618
wagie ragie
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>>75111708
At least I have friends.
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vaporized cannabis > carcinogenic cannabis combustion vapors
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If you don't have a Zippo, you're a commie.
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>>75111728
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>>75111498
benefit me by funding politicians who then push for policies that their lobbyists tell them to?
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>>75111885
I'm sorry
I went too far
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>>75109236
taking a shit lads XD
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I have a lighter, but I primarily use a vaporizer because I care about my lungs
>>
>caring about your lungs
Look at this faggot.
>>
I hate people who have friends
>>
It also wastes less
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>>75112067
Doesn't look as cool though.
You gotta look cool in front of your smoking buddies.
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>>75111956
lets not fight
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Everyone can agree people who vape are homosexual, but there's something very gay about mate too. You can't look like a man at any time while sipping from a straw. Using a decorative gourd or goblet instead of a plain cup is also greatly flamboyant. Not unlike drinking from the brightly colored anus of a baboon.
>>
>>75112046
be my friend
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>>75112089
who would actually care
>>
how is reddit so spooky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-ckokH8iUA&feature=youtu.be
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>>75112145
Everyone cares.
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>>75112153
most of us don't speak spanish
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>>75112180

i know
>>
Broke a tooth last night and just bought dental this morning. Gonna be in some pain for a while I think.
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>>75112271
how did you break your tooth
>>
Visited my grandma this morning
she watches mass on her tv every morning for like three hours
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>>75112326
Got in a bar fight last night
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Visited my grandmother last month
She asked me if I was a homosexual because I didn't have a girlfriend
>>
which one of you made this
>>
>>75112368
tell her you're MTGOW
>>
I tell my grandma I have a gf
>>
I've become a degenerate.
>>75112391
Shan't be doing that.
>>
my grandmother is an uber liberal tejano woman
>>
>>75112368
i have had similar experiences
>>
ohiANO
>>
>>75112387
me
>>
dont be mean to me calling me names like ohiANO please i am white
>>
carl h proggraming
>>
my grandmother is from a farm in the deep south
>>
I assume everyone in my family thinks I'm gay but are too polite to ask
>>
My grandmother is from Oregon.
>>
ah yes

reddit
>>
my other grandmother is from a french speaking community and french is her native language but she was US born
>>
My grandmother is from Oregon.
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>>75112625
Maybe we have the same grandmother.
>>
>>75112641
She's from Eugene though
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>>75112668
So is mine.
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/Shoplifting/
>>
just caught a tick on my leg but i got it before it bit me
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stop browsing reddit
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>>75112687
weird
>>
thinking about how my life could've been better in these formative years if i wasn't so insecure and depressed for so many years
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UMA
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>>75112689
>Reddit
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Alright buds time to go spend all day wishing for a gf
>>
literally nothing wrong with shoplifting from MNC retail locations; its baked into their operating costs
>>
>>75112732
Never do except for r/fullmoviesonyoutube.
>>
Who here /South Jersey/? It's the best Jersey.
Also my captcha was FORSYTH, which you would know if you lived in superior Jersey.
>>
>>75112838
yes, I completely know what this means I swear
>>
>>75112930
coastal south jersey is the only actual part of jersey that i would count as jersey.

the rest is a commuter belt to philly and NYC
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>coastals
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>>75112977
Exactly. The North Jersey people are percocet popping swine who think they are big because their nigger infested towns are near NY. Philadelphia is the much better metropolitan center.
>>
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>>75113015
north jersey probably has the highest density of shit mid sized cities in the whole country

>newark
>trenton
>camden
>mfw
>>
>>75113158
Camden isn't North though. It's right outside of Philadelphia and was actually an okay place for a long time.
>>
>>75113190
camden's a fucking shithole man, and most northern cities were fine before the Great Migration
>>
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>>75112095
>>75111956
i l-l-luv u /cum/
>>
>>75094443
>mate edition
>mate
>North America
Get that boiled grass tasting shit out of here.
>>
>>75113256
kys
>>
>>75094476
>thanks america for giving him back
???? He's a Russian and plays for an American NHL team.
>>
*interesting post*
>>
I have to go to family coffee with the gf family later
>>
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>>75113297
*kills myself*
>>
>>75108979
>States with higher numbers of Hispanics are illiterate
Color me surprised.
>>
>>75094443
I knew someone who always did one thing excessively. The thing changed. For a while he drank extreme amounts of coffee each day. Once he drank Mate tea excessively. When I last met him, he was a heavy pipe smoker.
>>
>>75113396
i forgot I changed my flag for a joke that no one liked
>>
I live by the beach
>>
morning, sluts
>>
David Michael Kalac.
>>
>>75113420
In guessing he has an addictive personality. My dad is like that. Aside from two periods of alcoholism he also does it with hobbies and food.
>>
Is nermal a boy?
>>
>>75112732
never do except for
/r/gamedev
/r/crackwatch
/r/games
/r/livestreamfail
/r/starcraft
/r/camelotunchained
/r/seattlewa
/r/tgifs
>>
oh fug, will amazon prime let me watch the new twin peaks episode?
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>he browses reddit at all
>>
>>75113800

reddit's the only way I can find gameday streams anymore since S2W is all malware now
>>
>>75113762
probably
find a bar that will play it maybe
>>
probably not
>>
>>75113892

since when do bars show Showtime
>>
>>75113975
it depends, but some might
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the ideal woman
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>>75114404

2skelly4me
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>>75114448
She's thicc compared to anzu.

I'm done with that anorexic roach.
>>
called the dad and got the comcast password
set for twin peaks
>>
just went to the store
hope you lads didn't want anything haha
>>
/tv/ better have some streams handy or I wont be a happy camper
>>
>>75114676
I thought I told you beer, buttermilk, and coffee
>>
>>75114306
>Heterosexuality
Did a girl draw this?
>>
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I have such a fucking boner right now
>>
>>75114734
s-sorry i drank all the beer on the way home
>>
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fine I'll pick some up
>>
how the fuck is this thread still going
>>
>american films
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LlazPgxKrA
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I'm going to ask a girl I like if she plays roblox and see how awkward she reacts if she understands the reference
>>
>>75115211
wtf how did you find the movie i made?
>>
Movies that use excessive violence as a form of entertainment are for literal retards.
>>
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how do you call this
>>
>>75115594
yea, i was surprised that people thought Mad Max was a good movie when i finally saw it off the bluray
>>
>>75115655
Kreisel

now pls respond>>75105047
>>
>>75115655
tippe top
>>
>>75115728
The original?
>>
>>75115759
the new one, never saw any others
>>
>>75115746

No we don't, but majority of young middle class people are aware of it and its finding a small niche.
>>
>>75115794
the new one was just a fun and entertaining movie
>>
>>75115130
this specific one or /cum/ in general
>>
>leave trashbag on the kitchen floor
>forget about it for two days
>come back and hear rattling noise
>bag is full of maggots
>pick up the bag
>floor is full of maggots

hmmmm
>>
>>75115840
yea, but it could have been a fun and interesting and entertaining movie if it had decent dialogue and storytelling
>>
>>75115865
this one
but at least it reached 310 now

who make-a da new one
>>
>>75115913
not someone who will inevitably bitch when a foreigner finally does it
>>
>>75115913
no need, only page 4
another hour till we're on page 10
>>
>>75115900
yeah the older ones are a bit less mindless than the new one (notice that i said a bit) so i'd check those out if i were you
>>
>>75115944
hey
suck my cock dude
>>
>>75115996
no need, still on page 4
see how slow /int/ is
no need for all this /cum/ spam
>>
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y'all already know
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>>75116179
>>75116179
>>75116179
>>75116179
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