>TFW you will never fuck french girl so well she will not

The French language becomes annoying within 5 minutes of listening, the fastest of any language I have ever heard. It has a total of 6-7 different sounds arranged in various ways, typographically, more sounds exist, or around 30, as in ~30 letters including all accented letters, but they only form the following sounds

Mon/non/con/bon/chon/cron
nie/cie/vie
Cest/test
Le/ce/te
Men/nen/cen/en/ven/pen
La/ta/da/ra/sa
Ele/cele/mele/tele/krele

>TFW you will never fuck french girl
Vai a quedar pasao a empaná ctm

sup

>>75092381
>Fetishizing your former colonial masters
Isn't that some kind cuckolding?

>>75092381
Aimez-vous? Vous êtes comme une chienne en chaleur!

>>75092645
Ask Quebec

>>75092381
>tfw dated a french girl and she did just that

Fucking diamonds every time.

>>75092381
>"M-M-M-MERDE"

>TFW you will never fuck a french girl so hard you send her mind back in time and she starts moaning words in PIE
>You don't understand all the cases but, the asterixes are hot as hell

>>75092381
I'm waiting for the next war with France, then I'll bag one.

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>>75097166
>tfw no more wars in europe

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>>75092552
>krele
>pen
>ven
>ra
>sa
>tele
>mele
we're not finnish, dude

Go fuck yourselves, all of this thread

>>75095052
the fuck is pie

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Est est horrible