Going to Turkey for a year in January (military). What should

the failed coup 2: electric boogaloo.

>>75092074
I have no idea about what I'm talking about and a roach might know better but a military cup attempt happened not so long time ago, right?
Wish for your safety and good vibes dumb militar burger,

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>>75092074
>Going to Turkey for a year in January (military)

>>75092109
>>75092120
>>75092128
It's a nuke base. Roaches are not so stupid as to try and set foot in it.

Now, going outside the base is a bit more sketch because I'm very obviously American. Maybe I can say I'm Canadian?

>>75092144
enjoy sunshine, brother:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf9iTZ433zs

>>75092144
Post a time stamped picture of you pressing the button when you go over there.

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>>75092074
See the Hittite archaeological sites, Roman archaeological sites, Mongol archaeological sites, Greek archaeological sites, and what else... Visit Hagia Sophia and say "Long live Emperor Constantine XI Dragases Palaiologos", out loud. That's all. Make sure to bring a bike with you, you'll need it.

>>75092144
would you pull the trigger if the man in charge told you to do it so?
Personally I wouldn't, everyone will die anyways, why not spearing some random city?

>>75092216
>would I pull the trigger on Turks

Ha. Hahahahaha.

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>>75092190
That feel when I was a history major in college with a focus on Eastern Europe. This is a dream for me.

>>75092220
>an american base in turkey will launch a bomb to turkey
oh lad, I...

>>75092261
We would. No joke. We'd nuke everything before letting our own nukes fall into turk hands. That's why they had to loiter outside the base during the coup and ask us nicely to let them arrest that one guy.

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>>75092231
>tfw you will never troll turks by saying istanbul is greek clay
Feels bad (technically isn't Greek clay because the Ottoman ruler was a relative of the Byzantime royal family)

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>>75092328
I'm going to go to the Hagia Sophia and hide a bible and some dried pork inside of it.

>>75092389
Better put copious amounts of bacon on there then

>>75092074
>get out to it
get outof it*
ftfy

>>75092074
Istanbul: Hagia Sophia, Mosques, Palaces, Bazaar
Capadocia, Ephesus, Pamukalle