>tfw born a man >tfw won the lottery of life feels good

women life is on a easy mode in the west its not even funny

>>75080482
> >tfw born a man
> >won the lottery of life
Lol

>tfw not born in india or any 3rd world shithole

Feels good man

I'm scared that when i die i might get reborn as some little shit in africa. FUCK THAT

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>When you have nothing else to do in life except to feel good about being born a man

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>>75080943
>>75081097
its true though
>physically strong
>overrepresented in fields where you earn a lot of money
>no slutshaming for having sex or masturbating
>wont have to get pregnant
>less likely to live in poverty

>>75081636
>more likely to blow your brains out
?

>>75081669
women are more likely to attempt suicide though
they just fail at it because they use different methods
and i would rather live short and good than long and bad

>>75081758
women are more likely to ''attempt'' suicide for attention

men are more likely to do it for real because nobody cares

>>75081101

You will end up in helheim.

>Don't need to feel bad for being physically weak
>Don't need to feel bad for being unmanly as a man would possibly
>you can wear whatever you want
>easier to get to know people
>unless you live among Arabs or similar scum people are nicer to you
>can have sex whenever wanted
>can get a child without the consent of a man just by skipping birth control
>Can suck a dick and get fucked in the ass without being gay

>>75080482
Scandi-tier