What are some tips you would have for a foreigner that wanted

East Germany is to avoid
Bavaria or the seas in the north are the best places for tourism

>>75070188
>foreigner that wanted to take a visit to your country?

Stay out of refugee camps, not for safety reasons, but they are shit generally.

>>75070330
what do YOU have refugee camps for?

>avoid

Kosovo

>visit

Everything else

Stay away from black neighborhoods, expect to see more fat people than you thought could exist, don't be surprised if many Americans know nothing about your country.

>>75070365
refugees, duh!!

Some of the Palis that escaped in 1948 didn't go to neighboring arab countries but instead they lived in temporary refugee camps outside cities that haven't been invaded in 1948 aka 1967 areas. They still live there, and they are no longer temporary just very dense and shitty looking.

>>75070450
i thought you were talking about the current refugees that are swarming europe right now, good to know

>>75070188
stop posting my sister

>>75070496
It's alright Hans. Our refugees like to stay closer to home, sadly.

just dont talk to gypsies

@75070656
am i doing it right?

>>75070188
barbposters are not allowed in Portugal

>>75070580
The Israelis haven't confiscated your technological devices yet?

>>75070984
What about Sara Sampaio posters?

>>75071250
you'll be allowed in Porto

Take vodka
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Dont affaid bears

>>75070188
be quiet
dont ask for milk
dont add any dressing on food
dont ask for "add this remove that" eat that shit as it is

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>>75071339
>Dont affaid bears
the bears are only in altai mountains where no humans live right

>>75070698
im probably more german looking than you and happen to speak english unlike most of us, so no, you are not doing right brown little shit

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>>75070264
yes avoid the eastern part if you prefer the Germany of tomorrow, you know the progressive part ;)

>>75070188
>What are some tips you would have for a foreigner that wanted to take a visit to your country?
Fuck off we're full

>>75071543
I'm coming to your country whether you like it or not. Just stop letting Somalis in

Clapping aggressively at someone may get you shot.

>>75070188
Don't come here if you value your own life.

And if you're a sex tourist or a drug tourist, fuck off too.

>>75071543
Clearly if you had more people, your economy would be stronger

>>75071420
>he doesn't know

>>75073386
>And if you're a sex tourist or a drug tourist, fuck off too.

But those are the only reasons to visit your shithole

Avoid: border states
Desolated areas far from civilization
>inb4 you have no civilization
Buying drugs
>punching the elderly and stabbing people
Shit talking the country (only we are allowed)

Just have common sense and you're golden

>>75070188
Dont go to the north

>>75074461
That's why!

Avoid Paris and Marseille.

Learn how to say "Hello do you speak english" in french when engaging conversation with a stranger.

Try to know a bit about the french customs to avoid looking like an asshole and giving your countrymen a bad reputation.

>>75070188
>visit
Drancy, Sevran, Argenteuil, Colombes, Garches, Saint-Ouen, Evry, Paris...

>avoid
countryside (really)

Avoid Brussels at all cost

Visit Bruges, Ghent, Ieper, Leuven, Antwerp

>>75081594
What's wrong with the French countryside?

Tell Irish people to shut the fuck up more so they don't have a smug sense of importance

If I can only tell the foreigners that come here one thing that would have them set for their entire trip it's to fucking keep left

On escalators, on the pavement, in the mall, keep left

I've missed so many trains cos hordes of Chinese tourists think it appropriate to clog up the QVB's basement level and walk as slow as possible

>>75070188
Avoid the whole thing altogether, we don't want anyone here we're full.

>>75085646
Americans do that shit too and they get angry when you kindly ask them to move

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>>75071113
Leave him alone and dont remibd him hes going through hell already

>>75070188
>What are some tips you would have for a foreigner that wanted to take a visit to your country?
Don't
>Are there places or things to avoid entirely?
All of it.

>>75070698
kek

>>75070188

>Learn to queue for everything even for questions
>Allow people at the bus stop before you to get on first
> Say "pardon" instead of "what"
> Don't ask "do you speak __?" We only speak English and English-English
> Don't go south of the River thames
> London-Luton airport is 30 miles north of London so no oyster cards system here.