>ywn wake up to your french girlfriend whispering you "j'ai

>>75055484
>wake up
Please, no.

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>>75055484
>tell her she needs to be enriched for the sake of the New French race

I had a girlfriend from Quebec for a few weeks
I don't think it's the same though

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>>75055484
Show me a more stinky looking french girl

For example Grease mans sister looks like she would be really smelly.

>>75055484
"I desire you"?

>>75055540
I can't

>>75055542
also
is that more romantic than "je te veux" ?

>>75055542
"I want to fuck"

>>75055484
ABSOLUTEMENT HARAM

*punches and rapes*

>>75055548
She really is perfect

I have a thing for ugly chicks desu

>>75055484
It feels great. French language is ugly as fuck.

>>75055558
nah, it's the same desu

>>75055576
you're kind enough to make one happy then

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>>75055484
>tfw I have

>>75055601
proofs?

>>75055595
Well you forget I'm on here and a s a result severely autistic to the point were I can't even talk to ugly chicks.

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>>75055632

>>75055484
She looks mixed

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>>75055484
>I want to give you herpes

no thanks roastie

>>75055646
some viet blood I think

mother got french'd

>>75055484
Te quiero mucho mi bolilla bonita

Tell her to get the fuck out of my property or else I'll kill her because she violates NAP.

>>75055484
Would much rather a french bf tbph.

>>75055648
>roastie
>posts a worst roastie

secoue ma tête pour être honnête famille

>>75055484
She's, she's perfect! Add that French accent....irresistible

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feels very bad

I can't get a French girl so I'm going for a Brazilian one.

>>75055506
First post best post

>>75055484
>gets blitzkreiged by my massive germanic cock

>>75055484

>tfw talked to alize lim when she was playing qld a few years ago

what a qt

>>75055484
I would destroy her petite dejeuner
>>75056147
Kek

>>75056189
ikr ?

>>75055672
this tbpfwy

>>75056400
gay

>>75057493
I'll suck your dick right off faggot

>>75057531
oh australia

i-int ?

>>75055484
she doesn't look european

>>75055484
>french girlfriend
>posts a picture of a mixed person
quintessentially french. Besides, I'd rather have a qt Irish lass

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>>75055484
It's an even worse feeling when you actually live in France

>>75060417
you can do it, anon

>>75060580
no I can't

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>>75060602
why

>>75060602
be my french bf you fuck

>>75055484
>j'ai envie de toi
what? speak fucking human

>>75060818
cyka blyat

I hope french girls are open to having their armpits licked.

>>75055484
>>75060628
defo not french probably has some french indochina in her

>>75061106
yes. viet mother got french'd

>>75055484
Bonjour, madame. Je parle juste un peu francais. :^)

>>75061412
dégage, il n'y a pas de dame ici

>>75061518
où est la dame

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>>75055484
I want to cum in a french woman and name our kids Otto and Napoleon.

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>>75061812

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>>75061841
But a french qt bf would be alright too. Are you cute?

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>>75062000
back the fuck off??!

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>finally get your french gf
>wèsh vazi babtou lève toi j'veux q'tu m'lèche bien la chatte vazi dépeche t pédé ou quoi tu veux pas me baiser? ya un probleme?
>wat do

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>>75062084
Dont be such a faggot and let me kiss you

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>>75062208
die

>>75055484
I had this happen last year, but I'm terrible at french so I had no clue what she said at the time

>>75062138
>walking STD

no thanks

>>75055484
This is a shitskin

>>75063066
>

>ywn wake up to your Irish girlfriend whispering to you "Is maith liom ag ithe páistí"
How does it feel, /int/?

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>>75062419
You did this

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>>75063197
wait

d-don't die

>>75063188
you're drunk

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>>75055484
but I already know this feel

>>75063704
a-at least you made it

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>swn sweat on you

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>>75063738
You can make it too, it's not that difficult

btw if you're a virgin and you don't know this feel, life is even better for you, it'll be harder to keep your sanity once you know it and it stops, and you know it will hardly ever come back again.

>>75064119
a friend told me the same thing

once you've tasted it..

French women are overrated, Italian is better

>>75062138
Isn't she ethnically Algerian?

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>>75063267
So you will give me a kiss? Come on its not gay if 2 cute boys do it.

>>75067736
no

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>>75067879
I've had enough. I will rape your corpse

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>>75068123

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>>75068203

>>75067736
ill kiss you

>>75055484
I don't want this yellow thing.

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>>75068675
Good boy

>>75060628
Where are her tits?

>>75068690
What do French men want

>>75071711
>tenniswomen
>tits