/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

first

>>75049779
yes a good california thread

>>75049786 Stop posting Koreans

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Pretty drunk right now

my friends wanna go out

how do i steer it so we go eat sushi!!

How do I get a qt fit Mexican gf?

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Hey guys I invited Finland to come later I hope that's alright with you?

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>>75049775
Oddly enough, my family tree knowledge is mostly Polish.
However, I took an ancestry test, and while it just confirmed that I'm mostly Polish, I had significant amounts of southern yuropeen, so that's probably it. Many of my relatives are blonde and light-eyed, but I have nearly black hair and extremely dark brown eyes. It's weird tbqh.

>>75049833
I had ONE (1) beer! I'm wasted, DUDE.

>>75049812
thurston did i tell you about the time in the hospital when i first got there i became delerious?

>>75049869
only if Cities: Skylines makes government policy more important in the sequel so tiers of buildings don't easily tier up and shit or w/e

As evidenced, Samus has undergone significant physical changes from hair color to body shape, yet I don't recall similar outrage in response to those adjustments on the same scale we've witnessed in this thread. Samus Aran is an automaton. There's no culture, ethnicity, or behavior profile typified to one class or another. But oh no, we can't make her Black because that's not what she is. More like that's not what she's about. Then you have closet racists suggesting an all new Black character instead, as if they don't know fans will be clamoring for Samus to return like Jason Bourne after suffering Aaron Cross. They'd miss the old Samus with whom they gelled on such a personal level over the course of these 30 years.

>>75049837
Tell them to their face that you want to eat some raw fish.
Then it's sushi tiem.

>>75049888
Alcohol withdrawals?

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I drink 1.5 beers a night.

there's this surgery they do in china where they break your leg bone in two places and use a telescopic rod to pull them apart one millimeter a day until they grow in length
just saying

>>75049879
probably gypsy

>>75049928
Me too, but also with a pound of whiskey.
>>75049943
I'll fight you for that.

>>75049980
yep ur a gypsy

didnt read a word

>>75049911
maybe though that combined with the infection
at any rate i thought it was a cult and they were trying to force me to join so i attempted to escape and tried to attack people. then i thought i was in a movie that was being made after being handcuffed by a peace officer i attempted to attack with a fire extinguisher. they used my compliance to strap me to a bed and then i thought i had been tricked and the bed had a bomb in it and they were going to blame me for the explosion so i started trying to escape but i couldn't so i tried to move the bed to the bathroom so the bomb wouldn't kill anyone but me. this was unsuccessful so i fell asleep and pissed myself while sleeping.

We were so close to a competent, smart, well-versed person as president.

And half the country said, "Screw that. We want a racist dumb fuck."

>>75049986
could you type louder? I can't hear you

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>>75049940

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i wanna get a fight stick and play fighting games desu

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>>75049994

>>75050044

patricians buy fight sticks and mod them into an arcade cabinet

>>75050006
yeah why couldn't'of we elected Jeb

>>75050079

>we

>>75050095
?

one of you fags should starting posting and referring to yourself in third-person so I can laugh at you

i regret not voting for jeb in the primary

>>75050029
thing is it fucks up your proportions if you overdo it even a little bit. you won't look like a taller, you'll just look like a short guy with long legs

not to mention that the recovery process is like half a year long even you even ever fully recover

>>75050114
Knoxville-chan thinks this is fucking GAY

Cara poster is best poster

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How's your Friday evening going so far.

>>75050154
-tan*
whatever
fight me

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who here like T.T

>>75050154
kek

>>75050162
Had a pint and on the second now.
So good. Ignoring important problems in my life now.
Chill, dude, as the Californians say.

>>75050162
Pretty radical my dude. Having a bodacious time. Hope your night across the pond is far out and funky to the extreme pal.

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hate my body and myself
gonna take some percs or smth

What's /cum/ listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj4eR_2wYr0

>>75050162
excellent

https://youtu.be/6QaFK_GvO_s

>>75050216
some kind of metal on
https://www.twitch
.tv/amazoniana

>>75050184
what did she mean by this?

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are you fucking kidding me

HAD FIVE (5) girls hit on me back in high school
Friendzoned ALL of them because I was fucking autistic back then.
ZERO (0) have hit on me since then.

>>75050216
https://youtu.be/ePpPVE-GGJw?t=27
>>75050230
https://youtu.be/ePpPVE-GGJw?t=27

>she
?

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how is this shit fair, or legal

i do hate the nigger manlet thomas, but WTF

>>75050257
i did this too
it sucks back in grade school when you just want your precious time spent on something actually fun
like vidya

>>75050270
No one cares about the Celtics. It's bruins/sox/pats or nothing BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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guys Finland is on track to be the smallest Nordic nation
how do we save them

>>75050321
>Germany
>decline
I don't understand, what about all the immigrants?

>>75050321
BURGER them

Why should an entirely just society be desirable to those who benefit from certain types of injustice like discrimination?

I would move to Finland for the burgering.
NOT a fan of their alcohol tax, though.

if your state doesn't have an ensign you have no argument for leaving the union

>>75050374
You and I can open up a Vodka distillery in Finland and liberate the women.

I went to /pol/ and I got triggered

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>mow lawn
>last patch is under a big bush
>notice the neighborhood lazy cat happens to be laying there
>always see him laying around different places
>doesn't give a shit that a lawnmower is going off 2 feet from him
I've been cucked out of a well trimmed lawn by this little shit, next time I see him I should take pictures because people seem to like posting cats here. Someone has to own him because he's fat as hell, but there's no collar, still he's extremely docile for what's supposed to be an outdoors cat.

>>75050004
Sounds like alcohol withdrawals and a high fever yeah.

>>75050216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZR2p-DhSX4

>>75050419
Sounds absolutely genius.
The Finns wouldn't mind.

>DNA test came back
>40% Anglo
>40% Irish
>20% Ukrainian Jewish

A-at least I'm not black.

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>>75050443
>mow lawn
>last patch is near the ground hornets

hello fatties :3

>>75050443
he was dead, anon

>>75050270

the quality of the NBA has plummeted, and thats saying something after shit like 2013 and 2002

>>75050292

>boston """""""fans"""""""

>>75050340
It won't go on for 33 years.

>>20% Ukrainian Jewish
and suddenly it all makes sense

>>75050485
I'm 90 minutes from Boston and even then that's a fucking insult seeing how close I am to that city.

Dear Dalton,
And I hope you have the most special and happiest Christmas’s and a happy and splendid new year, and that you may have the most wonderful and if not the most grand and grandest of Christmas’s to warm your heart. In regards to the wish you have had that you ever had.
Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
P.S I hope you have the best of life’s wondrous world and that your wish is made true!!
Signed: Sean Thomas Ryan—on the eighteenth day of the twelfth month of the year of our lord two-thousand-and-twelve.p

>>75050480
hello vodkamen :3

>>75050475
Every flying thing becomes a nightmare mowing a lawn
>hey you're pushing a giant loud thing that means I should fly in front of your face repeatedly for the next half hour maybe sting you too for good measure haha

>>75050482
He was watching me, turning his head eyes open, he just doesn't give a fuck.

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I think about having consentual sex with a girl my age in the missionary position after we've gotten a little drunk and I've showed her my rock collection.

>>75050443
>american lawns
smug

>>75050563
old meme gay meme

>>75050563
>I've showed her my rock collection.
I ‘pull it*{*the rock} back out of my pocket and the most influentially important reason out of all three reasons why I named it the cement stone was because it looked more like cement than it did to gold…. The reason today at 7:55 A.M. on this Wednesday the nineteenth day of the twelfth month of the year of our lord two-thousand and twelve is because the rock I’m really hyped up about is because last night I watered this rock at somewhere between the nine o’clock hour and the 10 o’clock hour last night of the eighteenth of December of 2012; after it was wetted and watered I  After I found this cement-colored fidget rock which I’ve got here with me here and now this 19th day of December of 2012, at 9:26 AM on this lovely Wednesday of the week of the 17th through the 21st of December of 2012 when it was found on that original Thursday the 13th of April of 2005; and the rock when it was found initially and originally in 2005, I was a fifth grader along with other fifth and fourth graders helping with a project that was aimed in helping creating a garden in the intermediate, and while helping, I stumbled upon this rock and the brethren stone-which is gone for certain now… that this rock which is right here with me and well... in front of me and on the computer desk, after hitting (first)the windowsill cover and then the heater and when it began smelling strongly like chalk I could hardly without a doubt in my mind the rock is so much more than a rock that is similar to the lost fidget rock

>>75050555
Just pick him up

>>>/bant/601893
>>>/bant/601893
>>>/bant/601893
>>>/bant/601893

well lads?

>>75050587
I don't care about your gay fanfic

>>75050606
it's not gay nor is it a fanfic nor is it mine

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>>75050443
Get that fucking lawn trimmed all pretty-like Paco or I'm gonna send your ass flying back over the wall!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Mse62NFl4

>be russian
>be a nazi
>live in mexico of all places
>film yourself being racist againts mexicans and hitting a kid and his mom
>prepare to be lynched on facebook live

i cant stop laffin, they are gonna kill the dude lmao

*thinks about life goals*

>>75050667
post

>>75050632
no es mas man, look es cat look, u pay still yes see he no move

just paste this after dot com

/100013080376797/videos/288849354894408/

wish I'd studied theology

>>75050667
link


>>75050553
how many cheeseburgers do you ate today?

who /coincollector/ here

>>75050696
only 5 cheeseburgers
I'm dieting

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>>75050682
Guess what that means then Paco, you get to endure my "special punishment".

just moments ago he was on the roof and people were throwing stones at him

also, the russian dude stabbed a guy 3 times lmao.

>>75050708
nice
with diet cola I hope?

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How does this picture make you feel? Justin gets to have sex with his hot wife every night, while you complain about muh roasties on the internet.

>>75050696
How much vodka do you drank today?

>>75050721
of course! I only drink DIET coke.

>>75050736
0.3 Galoons

>>75050731
>hot wife
5/10

>>75050687
>please log in to continue
FUCK!!!!

Time to drink the hard liquor now that I'm out of my pint.

>>75050748
good Bobby, you must to live healthy life

Damn, the deep state globalists really didn't expect or prepare for a Trump win did they? I wonder how desperate they'll get when they realize their cock and bull Russia narrative doesn't amount to shit.

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>>75050731
he also gets to fuck celebrities and the wives and hot daughters of other world leaders
god I wish I was him

You know a six pack is only $9 for a standard size, and $12 for the slightly bigger cans.

Cheap beer is much cheaper than I thought it would be.

>>75050731
if she was asian I'd be jealous

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>>75050772
good luck

>>75050711
*backflips into toyota pickup*
*rides away into the sunset*

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>american stores

>>75050795

delet this

emma is pure

they are truly gonna kill the guy

where is the police wtf.

>>75050830
me

>>75050797

I bought a 6 pack of pacifico yesterday for $5.99, tall bottles as well. No worse than modelo which goes for $9.99

>>75050842
call to police yourself

>>75050837
emma is yet another Canadian Cock Concubine

I wish Knoxville was my bf

>>75050803
I will try my hardest!
>>75050830
>his stores don't have naked black fellows cycling in them
Mexico sounds too boring!

>>75050862

i dont live there, dont know wjhere it is.

think the gguy is ded.

Conway is CUTE! CUTE!!

thinking of doing a sleep
hope i can get to sleep

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>>75050924
she is very HOT

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>>75050942

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>>75050924

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my new gimmick was going to be deleting all my posts a minute after I post them. fuck this gayass rule

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young varg

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>>75051016

don't open

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494798868541.webm

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Should I open a big or small one?

>>75051124
Is this pre-murder?

>>75051112

shit gimmick

>>75051140
only pre-trial i think

>>75051150
why

>>75051133
How did she know I know her name :3

>>75051133
are you fucking oldfag or something?

>>75051210
the filename suggests not

>>75051210
yes

but people should go to /wsg/ and find webms to link here

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>>75051240

fuck

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*walks into /cum/, but trips and exposes my panties to everyone*

//////

>>75051277
https://track5.mixtape.moe/xplnue.webm

>>75051287
you did that on purpose you fucking slut

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Gonna go out and get a burger. Is two burgers two much?

Panties are actually really comfortable

>>75051287
a-anonkun r u okeh???

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SHOULD I OPEN A BIG OR SMALL BEER? ANSWER ME!

...
...
...

please respond

>>75051306
I think 3 will be ok

>>75051124
He looks like Dakota Fannings brother

*throws you a pair of pants*

I dont want to go to jail, little girl

>>75051322
I don't care. Make your own decisions

>>75051322
open both

evens=big

>>75051325
Three will be way too much. Had a big lunch today

>>75051322
Small if east and big if west

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>>75051322

>>75051322
I don't interfere with the decisions of others because it may have negative effects on their life

been accused of making a slide thread on /pol/

>>75051306
My friend literally buys like 5 burgers.
He's skinny and I'm pretty sure that's all he eats in a day.

worried about the declining state of my mental health

>>75051420
How the hell?

>>75051407
It probably was.

>>75051420
Wish someone would feed me a wiener

>>75051407
>posting on /pol/

>>75051322
Big! Big!!

>>75051438
Sorry about the oilers lad

>>75051446
Kinda gay

>>75051447
its an anime homosex thread

>>75051439
He's diabetic though.
I don't know, senpai, but he isn't fat and just eats burgers or whatever fast food he can.

It's a Miller Lite night.

a human female has never acknowledged my existence

>>75051470
Dumb shit = slide.

>>75051470
suicide yourself

>>75051486
Because you're uggo

>>75051500
maybe

i opened a big one.

MADMAN

>>75051478

I actually have bud light in my fridge

>>75051521
definitely

>>75051446
me 2

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>having piss water in your house

Slavoj Žižek should be hanged

i should stop posting korean girls

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>I actually have bud light in my fridge

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>>75051547
MADLAD

>>75051570
you're right

>>75051574
agreed
total charlatan and hack

>>75051590
I think my /mena/ needs more cool members like you (m9^ω') instead of those ir*qis

Let's have a celebrashaan
the party is at my /mena/
>>75039626 →
>>75039626 →
>>75039626 →

... everyone is invited.. ill be belly dancing ... the food is ready and the dj is here.. all you have to bring is yourself ( ･ὢ･ )...

oh so its fine when people buy tallboys and rolling rock, but suddenly Im the fag for drinking bud light

>>75051579
Only stop if you start posting Japs

>>75051572
I like beef ones

>>75051601
I know

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>/mena/whore

>>75051615
Light beer is for faggots

At least regular piss water if you're going to drink it

>>75050811
*stomp on lawn*
Oh man not again!
*theme song plays and camera zooms out*

>>75051615
yeah. drink something good like PBR 5.9

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/cum/ likes cats right?

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>PBR
>Good

>Toronto is ugly and has shit taste
Feel bad for him sometimes

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r8 the desktop buds

I have never left the greater toronto area

>>75051696
Did you say you went to UofT, or were you studying IT?

>>75051615
Nothing wrong with drinking pisswater, but by default I drink anything with the word "bud" in it.

>>75051710
>UofT
lmao no I went to community college

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>>75051662
Ye

Wish I could drink from Bud desu

>>75051615
>not drinking Icehouse 6.9% (it doesn't taste very well)

Gonna put pants on in 15 min to get those burgers I was talking about. Y'all want anything?

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>>75051438
Seemed fine when you were in the hospital not drinking.

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>drank too much and now am really tired
fugg!
>hungry too
FUGG!!

>>75051689
>has shit taste
wrong

>>75051822
You should probably eat something before you go to bed sweetie

>>75051755

onion rings

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>>75051822
Hungry you say?

>>75051856
Needs ketchup.

unironically enjoying this
https://youtu.be/gt7mtdLha-c

Hamilton is alright but Toronto proper is shit.

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>>75051822
Hungry you say?

old Toronto > Hamilton >>>>> toronto suburbs

I'm scared.

>>75051789
i can pretend to be normal when the situation demands it

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>tfw no canuck gf

>>75051909
Hungry I said

>>75051887
This triggers Chicagoans

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Y'all hungry?

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>>75051917
I'm gonna head to Hamilton for a PhD in the fall actually, how's the general situation there?

>>75051971
The Detroit of Ontario but not nearly as bad

>>75051848
Probably!
>>75051856
FUGGG
>>75051909
Ran does well with her body!

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>>75051662

>>75051999
:3

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they're so pretty i cant help it

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>>75051999
I'm gonna do well with yours too anon.

>>75052056
ugly

Ran is fat

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mrow
>>75052088
*healthy

where do i find an asian hooker in the chicagoland area

>>75052056
plastic slut
*nose collapses*

Do you remember being five years old? Because when I was five Santa was REAL. Hell anything anyone told me was REAL. Why? Because everyone around me said it was so. A bit like ancient Egypt when everyone told their kids that Ra the sun god was all powerful or Greece where Poseidon and Hera were all the rage for some thousands of years... You think what you think because you were TOLD to think that. Grow up.

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how bout dis

think I need to go outside more often again

>>75052056
Asian women are gorgeous but they age terribly. Good lord do they have nice tight little bodies though.

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>>75051996
How is it compared to Surrey? Would you say that Hamilton to Toronto is like Surrey to Vancouver?
>>75052088
No you.

>>75052104
look for a massage parlor

>>75052117
ugly

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>Santa isnt real

>>75052120
>Asian women
>age terribly
Um no you're thinking of white women

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I took this picture when I went to cali to do some shoppin and these Trump supporters passed by driving really slow when I was walking out of jc penny in san ysidro.
Just wow.

Have I given you some perspective? Can I go back to sleep now? Because I've brought to light how ridiculous all those OTHER silly religions are, but YOU; you have been told about the ONE proper religion. You're an idiot.

>>75052064
W-why is she looking at me like that?

>>75052117
cosmic jew~

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Went to Mexico to visit the anon with the cat tumblr and he dressed his cat in this.
I don't know what to say.

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>Have I given you some perspective? Can I go back to sleep now? Because I've brought to light how ridiculous all those OTHER silly religions are, but YOU; you have been told about the ONE proper religion. You're an idiot.

>>75052128
no idea what Surrey is like. Hamilton's industry and economy is in decline and everything has a kind of run down impoverished look. I don't know about the crime or demographics though

>>75052146
Have you ever seen an elderly or even over the hill Asian woman?

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A more perfect /cum/

Wish someone would come do awful things with my body desu

>>75052200
*draws a swastika on the back of your neck*
hehehehe

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heard someone was talkin shit about religion in here

there is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people...

>>75052200
*breaks your kneecaps with a lead pipe*
don't ever insult my taste again

wish someone would point me to an asian prostitute rn desu

>>75052228
im one

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>you will never travel back to the late 80s and fuck the shit out of Traci Lords

>>75052228
just google asian massage near where you live

>>75052223
*hugs you and tells you it'll all get better*

>>75052200

*shocks the gay out of you*

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>>75052262

>>75052243
Just think about it. Somebody must have gotten to. But that'll never be you.

>>75052276

where da niggas @

>>75052282
>it only gets worse

>>75052243

can smell the gonorrhea from here

*increases the voltage*

>>75049779
give me a shot, I want to die

>>75052298
You shut your whore mouth. Traci is the 80s version of Sasha Grey and is thus pure.

>>75052318
>it gets worse

i just made some excellent chicken pasta

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>>75052175
:3

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>>75052342

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>Traci is the 80s version of Sasha Grey and is thus pure

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>This is a 10/10 in the United States of America

mmhh just did it again

>>75052375
did you pay for you telly license muhamad?

Everyone in my family is fucking autistic but me
My dad's autistic
My mom's autistic
My brother's autistic
Every damn day it's some new problem with them, and when you ask them "why" it's a problem they say "just because" and if you push it, they start getting irrationally upset until they start yelling at you over fucking everything
Textbook autism man, what the fuck
I gotta get out of here

>quiet, small fart
>smells like something died
I THINK it's time to hit the loo again, lads.

>>75052359
*cums*

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>>75052401
>Everyone in my family is fucking autistic but me
>but me
>on 4chan

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gf just sent me this

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who is your favourite author?

>>75052394
did you pay for your mother to suck swedish cock oh that's right she does it for free I'm getting really tired of you finnish shits shitting up this bored you only have like 8 people why are you so fucking over represented does your prime minister force you to post here you stupid fucking cunt if I ever see a finn in real life I'm going to punch him in the face you filthy swede cock sucking fuck

>>75052427
fas tier

>>75052432
the buddha

>>75052432

she seems like she knows a thing or three about the acoustics of a toilet

>>75052401
>having a brother

feel ashamed of myself

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>did you pay for your mother to suck swedish cock oh that's right she does it for free I'm getting really tired of you finnish shits shitting up this bored you only have like 8 people why are you so fucking over represented does your prime minister force you to post here you stupid fucking cunt if I ever see a finn in real life I'm going to punch him in the face you filthy swede cock sucking fuck

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*enters thread*

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>>75052504

I really enjoy scratching my balls

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>>75052521

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>>75052528

what am I doing with my life

>>75052522
Same, I also like sniffing my hand after I scratch them
>>75052545
Right now you're posting on 4chan

>>75052545
living it

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>>75052543

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Hola mes amis

>>75052543
literally me

>>75052568
her face is really unattractive in this picture, man

>>75052568
espançais?

>>75052568
>Espancais
Eww

see you guys tomorrow

im going to get a low level corporate job and maybe a wife i dont really like who will get fat and a few years before having two kids and sending them to shitty public schools

this is the goal we should all aspire to as productive members of society

>>75052592
>in this picture

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I actually feel good about my life.

>>75052528
NICE penis my friend! You are well endowed!

>>75052608
not if i die in my sleep

>>75052610
pretty shitty goal

>>75052610

There are people that unironically think like you.

>>75052626
>>75052626
>>75052626
>>75052626
NEW

>>75052610
don't forget to divorce her in 5-10 years