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Why do japanese porn stars always spit cum in their hands? Is this considered sexy in Japan?

>>75031693
How do you "spit" with your dick?

does 独 still mean Germany? Is it pronounced "Doitsu" too?

>>75031437
PeRU? are you ok? PERu what's wrong? peru...i'm worried...

>>75031769
>does 独 still mean Germany?
Yes. however, ドイツ(doitsu) is far more common than 独.

Is it pronounced "Doitsu" too?
>No, 独 itself is pronounced doku.

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>>75031882
I am O.K.

>>75031882
その人は秘露じゃないよその人は丁抹だよ

>>75032153
DAnMARK? Er du okay? Det lyder altså ret alvorligt, det der! Jeg er bekymret...

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>>75031693
>>75031854
いえ、ザーメンはゴックンしてくれた方が興奮します
>>75031769
一般に「どく;doku」と音読みします
独逸(どいつ;doitu)の略です
it's pronounce doku, that is shortening of 独逸(doitu)

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>>75032153
im ok too

i am penis hello

>>75032551
こチンッポは

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>>75032464
*it's pronounced as doku,

>>75032551 konnichinpo arigatou

shimatta posuto machigaita

>>75032551
welcome

リビングでうたた寝してたら、変な時間に目が覚めてしまった。( ;´Д｀)
>>75031382
厳島神社か、昔、行ったな
乙

>>75032551
i am vaggy ello

>>75033443 hi veggie post feet

>>75033675
I don't have feet I'm amputated

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What's your pick?

>>75033935
bloody thunder

>>75034030
Good pick. All around good stats and its Special sounds like a great ability for team based play.

>>75034209
oh peru..

>>75035525
Huh, black people's pubes are also different...

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>>75033935

>>75035587
I thought you were an expert with pubes

>>75035747
Where would you get this from?

>>75036063
Judging from the fact that he's using Pantsuya's and Nihonjinjyanai's old names he's probably the same (American?) autist who used to post Nanking, apologize, two bombs, etc. at the beginning every thread like a year or so ago. Maybe he got deinstitutionalised

>>75036063
ESTJ maybe

we japanese must always remember to post ayanami rei

>>75036415
but why would he even have saved their names back then

i just can't comprehend autism of this magnitude

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>>75036063

INTP/ENTP

>S types

>>75036567
People who like Japan can often be a bit nutty
People who hate Japan often have some severe mental issues (and dedication)

>>75037239
this 10.000x worst in this thread

>>75036063
>>75031521

peru? what would you do if you found out cindy was fucking black guys on the side peru? US military GIs peru. peru?

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>>75036547
if so, post Ayanami
>>75036415
相当古くからいる奴には間違いない
思い当たるのは、かつてa shit君と呼ばれた奴だな
>>75036679
あっ、本物の方だ

>>75036415
>this russian faggot blaming an american

what a surprise, go jerk it to kanna hashimoto faggot

>>75038191
Maybe we're thinking of the same guy, I think he was a Brit, not an American.

>>75038191
>かつてa shit君と呼ばれた奴だな
あぁ〜あいつの事とっくに忘れてしまった

>>75038344
the only brit shitposter i remember is thaiflag

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>>75038191

あの荒らしはあたしのコテハンとアメリカのプロクシを使っている、ほんとに困る ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

群馬県って何が有名、面白いですか?

>>75038406
Thai posted under British flag only on Christmas

>>75038545
高崎先生

>>75036679
the instant that I saw your name and flag, I thought the spammer appeared in this thread again because he was spamming through an american proxy with your name,
but I noticed you are the true 雨 理香 right away.

>>75038545
草津温泉

>>75038594
えええええええええええええええええぇ

>>75038545
ナゴール祭り

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>>75038473
これ懐かしのChrono Trigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEGniXc7Xtc&list=PL72qZD4zsX096KxgPYji9Z-O_524D0L4j&index=1
そして続編Chrono Cross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju1wxMDhjMM
>>75038545
http://spotlight-media.jp/article/235360405202012825

>>75039274

Chrono Triggerは良かったね! でもChrono Crossをしたことない。楽しいの?

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>>75039575
残念ながら、クロノトリガーしかしたことがない
ゲームとして名作だった
今聞くと、素晴らしく音楽がいい
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/光田康典
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtBYjtmolVg

>>75038665

peru? are you a cuckold peru? peru i'm worried

peru?

>>75038665
What if it's white guys?

弱肉強食か
それとも共存共栄

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This IS the story of Peru
Who's half brown but also a jeww
While he looks so sad his pepe folder's hurried
I absolutely love him, cuz I'm WORRIED

>>75041736

have to admit, I kek'd

peru?

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毎回私は日本の女性を見る
私はボナーを得る

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>>75043310

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Good boner, good earnigs.

>>75043310
naisu guuguru toransureeto

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The translation for this is apparently "I've never seen a cicada like that!"

How is this? I know grammar of しか and to me it seems like the translation should be "I see nothing but a cicada!"

Im tired of living on this unsafe hellhole

>>75045652
You are right, that "translation" is not correct.

Is that just a fan translation or is it supposed to be a literal translation for studying purposes? If it's the former, you can expect to find many lines like that. Because it's often much more natural to make up some similar line than to translate everything literally. There are many things in Japanese that is pretty much untranslatable.

https://youtu.be/qgPFNQqWh7A

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>>75043310
Japanese women wear makeup too much when they go out or meet someone, so you shouldn't be deceived by them.

Grades have been posted.

>B+ B+ A A
>one semester closer to Japan.
>it only gets harder from here

it really sucks to be alone in this fight. i feel jealous for you guys that made it to japan. it must have been hard.

>>75045850
HA ! YOU ADMIT IT!

>>75046239
>he doesn't like makeup
stick to your 2D kudasai

>>75046245
Why do you want to go to Japan?

>>75046432
he's just clever

>>75046287
that wasn't peru that was his white brother

>>75046504
Why does this question get asked every time?

You can say 'i want to go to finland' 'i want to go to italy' 'i want to go to norway' 'i want to go to spain' and even 'i want to go to mexico' and nobody bats an eye.

but the second someone says 'i want to go japan' they start questioning it. I wonder if the japflags in this thread have had to answer this question as many times as I have.

>>75046014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ

>>75046287
safeness is the only issue, everything else is perfect

>>75046239
>Japanese women wear makeup too much
You should definitely look up for makeup tutorial videos by western women on YouTube.
You'll be surprised with the amount of chemicals they apply to their faces.

>>75046719
post pic of the cartel in your city

>>75046245
Do you need to maintain a certain level of GPA or you won't be able to go to Japan?

>>75046670
Because Japan is a close country, and only those with good reasons should be admitted.

>>75046719
Japan is very safe.
We keep it by not admitting brown people from hellholes.

>>75046965
I guess it makes for good MEXT practice if nothing else.

dear janitor please delete this following post
>>75047109. he has been spamming this shit since yesterday and which clearly has nothing to do with japanese culture

thank you

>>75046904
>Do you need to maintain a certain level of GPA or you won't be able to go to Japan?

Yes, seeing as i'm aiming for a student visa. Post-graduate, though recently I found out that undergraduate transfer is tecnically possible.

It's not just GPA issues. I'm at a community college gettng my associate's next turns. A few threads ago someone pointed me to some private scholarships to go to an english-speaking university in Japan, i'm currently researching this. If I can be in Japan by the end of next year, that's more ideal than waiting until my bachelor's in 2 years and having a giant american student loan on my back.

So my current problems list is:
*Study for JLPT.
*Prepare for japanese embassy visit when I apply for scholarship.
*Find good english university in japan
*Continue to get my GPA as high as I can
*Prepare for possible EJU

I haven't done anything "official" on going to Japan yet other then participating in a japanese essay writing contest for a small-scale scholarship. It's just taking these math courses for now.

But yeah, high GPA required for Japan. Japan doesn't want dumb people.

He's like a pidgeon shitting everywhere

Everyone Move to
>>75047306
>>75047306
>>75047306

>>75047361
why?

>>75045859

It's the official English translation that you'll find online.

>>75047333
>俺なんかもしかしてサイコパスなのか

I literally never said this

>>75047417
the namefags with the flag of brazil is a spammer and he doesn't know how to filter

Japan's official website for english-speaking universities in Japan has been down for almost a week

http://www.uni.international.mext.go.jp/

They're really going to make it harder to research this shit than it really is?

Luckily, google saves the day with a cache that almost works.
Tohoku University
University of Tsukuba
The University of Tokyo
Nagoya University
Kyoto University
Osaka University
Kyushu University
Keio University
Sophia University
Meiji University
Waseda University
Doshisha University
Ritsumeikan University

Which of these is cheap, and good for a computer science major?

>>75047720
>cheap

cross tokyo and osaka off that list right now. i think you can safely cross kyoto off too

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>>75047740
It's you. I remember you.

>>75047720
>>75047746
spammer's present.
please move to >>75047306>>75047306>>75047306

>>75047198
Peru? What did you think of my remix? Do you know the original song? >>75041736

>>75047192
Don't falsely report shit as a joke...and you guys wonder why the mods won't help us.

Move to >>75048286

Move to >>75049325
>>75049325
>>75049325
>>75049325

where in japan can I have sex?

move to >>75048286
>>75048286
>>75048286

ふぁ

>>75052500
>>75052524
>>75052554
>>75052583
>>75052620
>>75052658
>>75052688
>>75052717
>>75052744
>>75052777
>>75052811
>>75052918
>>75053064
>>75053109
this is spam.
delete pls,janitor.

なんで本スレ下がってんだ

あれ、こっちが本スレだったかな

>>75053713
そうだよ。こっちが本スレであってる。

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This is how you can filter the spam

Turn the filters off when he is not spamming if you care about seeing the namefags posts

>>75053834
ありがとう
しかし本スレが1番下がってるようだ ね

テスト

おおお
この佳奈美が本スレを救ったようだな

ありがとうございます佳奈美ちゃん
さすが我々の天使じゃ
ありがたや、ありがたや

>>75054541
やればできる子だな

それではおやすみなさいだよ~ん
キラキラ、キラキラ

グッ

>>75054555
ありがとう~うぇーい、うぇーい(寝言

>>75054605
で、まだ寝ないんだろ?
今日土曜だし
欧米じゃ土曜の夜はパーティーで忙しいんだろ?
佳奈美も

>>75054628
リア充じゃないからパーリーはない
とりあえず寝る準備終わった٩( ᐛ )و

寝れなかったらまたこのスレを恵んでくる

Please enlighten me.
Does Japanese have gendered first person? ("watashi" and "ore". can't make out the difference on my own)

>>75054732
わかったグッドナイト野美恵

>>75054772
ore feels rude.
mainly this word are used by man
almost woman dont use this

>>75054858
>almost woman dont use this
俺は違うぞ
てかマンコ痒いんだけど

>>75054858
nice haiku, friend. I rate 3/5. or maybe 3.5/5. nah, 3/5.

質問なんだけどロシア人はヨーロッパ人なのか?

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>>75054976
いいえ

>>75055033
え…今年一番の衝撃なんだけど…

フン切れが悪い

他のガイジン
胎を切ってください

ホワイトナイト

RATE MY SPANISH ACCENT PLS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tFiutxPKUq

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>>75054732
車の窓を一杯に開けて、薫風を全身に浴びながら
COZY POWELLThe Blister
をガンガンかけている
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6FTjOj32xQ
嫁とデート中だぜ

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>>75055155
そうロシアといえば
フン族
の支配だな
で、アッティら?
>>75055223
なんか
ベルセルクの胎児を
連想した

>>75055367
6/10
Are you drunk? I found non-English speakers can pronounce Japanese words with relative ease.

以前、名前欄に(´･ω･｀)が入ったカナダ君がいたけど、元気にしてるかな。いろんな人が来てはまた去っていった。人生は出会いと別れの連続だな。

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Rawr! Is gonna attack Tokyo and knock down buildings with muh giant tail.

>>75055755
その人は去ったかもしれないけど大丈夫
佳奈美とレミと君はずっとこのスレにいる

またなんか来た

Japan's greatest cultural exports: Godzilla and various video game franchises. Fuck anime, Pokemon is alright.

結局コテハン全部フィルターしなきゃならないから面倒すぎる

>>75056119
凄い勢いでレス付けて荒らすかと言えば、そうでもないところがまた面倒臭ぇ

荒らされ始めた原因ってなんかあんの?
気違いが思いつきでここ荒らしてるだけ?

>>75056202
1匹在日が常にいるじゃん

>>75056202
german koreaboo,taorila,タイ旗、ペルー、ケンモウが今のところ容疑者だけど誰だかはまだわからない
日本語スレだけ狙い撃ちってのがどうもね

>>75056202
>荒らされ始めた原因
正直わからん。ただこの荒らしは1ヵ月くらい前に現れて大量にスパミングし始めた。
(恐らくbotを使って自動でスパミングしてると思われる)
ちなみに「Nanami88i」ていうトリップつけてるやつがこの荒らしを行ってる張本人。
以前のスパミングの際に、このトリップが書かれた画像も一緒に投稿してた。

>>75056253
そうなの?

>>75056300
ケンモウって2chの嫌儲板の?

>>75056387
てことは、気違いが思いつきで荒らしてるのか
ここの削除人もジェンヌばりに仕事しないね

この荒らしってひょっとして、過去レスコピペしてるだけ?

>>75056456
>ケンモウ
そうだけど、あくまで容疑者の一人ってだけ

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>going to a festival tomorrow
>have been looking forward to it
>host says we will be dancing and that I have to remember some steps
>think it's cool and that it'll probably be a traditional folk dance or something
>host shows me video of steps
>it's this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=U9nmGLZUGR4
>he does the dance himself while showing me
>mfw

JAPAAAAAAAAAN

>>75056537
そうだよ。
ただ手動でやってるとは考えにくい。

>>75056537
>過去レスコピペしてるだけ
そうそう、他人のコテハンをパクって串使って過去レスのコピペ連投

what the fuck is up with all the finns

>>75056574
さんきゅ

>>75056591
だろうね、荒らしが手動でやるとかそんなめんどくさいことするとは思えない

>>75056628
俺が前来たときは、英語のレスを延々繰り返してたな
対策取られやすいから変えたとかなのかなw

>>75056578
こんなときに復帰してくるとは間の悪いやつだなww

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I returned to these threads to find a based fin doing gods work

>>75056647
he is only troll
reckon he is not finn

>>75056647
It's spammer.

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>>75056647
well well well if it isn't the danish weeb, how goes it?

We have a spammer who's been spamming the threads continuously for the past week or so, ol janny boy can't seem to contain him

>>75056647

Danes aren't any better

>>75056673
yo what gayme

>>75056708
Went well until about an hour ago where I found out that tomorrow I have to ridicule myself on a stage downtown.

a 33 y/o virgin woman or a 23 y/o roastied "100 guys" woman.

Choose either.

>>75056770
33 y/o , with enough plastic surgery ,anything is possible

>>75056770
The virgin. Just hope she's not religious or mental, just weird.

>>75056770
23yo roastie.

More experience = more fun.

>>75056809
フランス国旗横にしたのってオランダだけじゃなかったのか

>>75056770
of course

23y/o woman

>>75056752
>I have to ridicule myself on a stage downtown.

explain further

>>75056849
Ours is older than the dutch but the only difference is that it's a different shade of blue

>>75056887
see
>>75056578

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>>75056909
kek, it's not so bad, let your inhibitions go and have some fun

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>>75056823
33 y/o virgin women are everywhere in developed country.But they are ugly or mental.

>>75056809
But need high cost wife for maintenance.

>>75056826
enjoy roastie

>>75056880
Do you want to see "fucked by 100 guys" manko?

>>75056068

I wanna cut off your little gook cock. Just or fun. ^-^

>>75056899
(´・ω・｀;)oO(oh…he knows japanese…i thought he dont know what i mean …)

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>>75057001
ahhhhhhh!!!!

veggie-chan's BACK!!!!!!

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>>75057050

>>75056995
i don care about it
if realy she use that time ,her manko will be VERY VERY good manko

>>75057118

You couldn't even have a whore's manko you loser!

>>75057101
you are what a cute chikin eater !

>>75057146
I want to see veggie-chan's manko ^^

>>75056942
Would a lesbian (turned bisexual just for me) who fucked many girls but still had her hymen intact be considered "a 33 y/o virgin"?

>>75057156

Ehhh?

My manko isn't for a man that says such disgusting things.

>>75056995
It's not really the "100 guys manko" that's repulses me, it's the character of the girl who fucks just about every guy that's scary

Forgot to delete the name
>>75057270
>>75057206

>>75057216
dont care about it
we know you have fucked by 10000 guys manko

>>75056770
33歳のほうだな
映画「さよならミス・ワイコフ」みたいでエロい

NEXT THREAD
>>75057417>>75057417>>75057417>>75057417>>75057417

pls janny if you're still here
write a post on the /int/ skype or whatever you guys use to tell your friends to answer japanese thread report
I know you guys have life but when it's for 9 straight hours of spamming..

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it seems like the spams got deleted by a janitor.
thanks, janitor.

>>75056578
デーン君マジで久しぶり!

元気してたのかな?

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やっと削除人が仕事したか

Janitor,look at this pic.

>>75058066
un boku wa gennki dayo !

Are futons in japan 100% cotton or cotton/polyester blend?

なんだこれ

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dead

>>75058745
ワロタww
荒らしが去ったのに過疎ってるからな

>>75058903
This is what he want us to do

Why don't you guys just make another thread when the spammer comes up? He can't flood two threads at once, you know

>>75059635
We do, and mods delete it

>>75059635
yes he can. Yesterday there was 3 thread up and he was spamming each one of them
It just make his job harder. That's why we do it.

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>tfw the Japanese thread is dead after struggling against the spammer.

by the way, I've got to be away from the computer to have dinner.
I will be back in 15 minutes or so.

he isnt worse than peru and thai and koreaboo and all these strange faggot creeps

>>75058903
今、微妙な時間だ。アメリカ人は眠っているし、ヨーロッパでもだいぶ早いし

>>75059749
What's for dinner tonight?

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これでも聞いて落ち着きなさい
https://youtu.be/F24yJYsqhD4
そしてありがとうフランス

>>75060113
Japan Expoは毎回どっかの半島がしゃしゃり出てくるイメージが・・・

>>75060159
いいじゃないか
そもそもフランスが作ったものだ
盛り上がってくれるだけでありがたいよ

まあ半島よりも大陸の方が厄介なんだがな

ずっとのんびりでいたいわ

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Hello Japan friends / japanese speakers.

May I ask what the front of this hoody says? I suspect it says something along the lines of "creation" in reference to the image printed above but besides that I have absolutely no idea.

Thanks in advanced

>>75061648
ピクセル
Pixel

>>75061712

Thanks man. Didn't think it would have said that

>>75061648
Pixar

>>75060799
>>75061082
死ねクソ在日
何がいいんだコラ

>>75062004
なんで自分のレスに切れてるの?

>it's a "jap spergs out over koreans again" episode

I hate these episodes

>>75061997
Have a (You) my friend

>>75062097
are you the jew?

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>>75062153
No go... I mean guy

>>75062109
Thank you ノルルン

今週末でブンデスリーガも終わりか
ドルトムントの監督交代がいいほうに出てくれればいいけど

oh look

the mods finally did something

i hope Temple University is open to all gi bill recipients and not just combat veterans. i'll check it out after work.

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すげえ静かだなw

>>75060052
sorry for the late reply.
today's dinner is sushi and edamame (枝豆, young soybeans in the pod).

as a matter of fact, I ended up going to the supermarket near my apartment to buy those since there was nothing to eat in the fridge.

>>75062004
なに言ってんだお前

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>>75062236
キリちゃん?

あのとんでもないスパマーを見たあとでは対立煽りが穏やかなものに見える不思議w

ロシアのビール買ってみた
なんか沢山売れ残ってたから・・・

今飲み会から帰宅〜〜
いえ〜い!荒らし消えてるやったぜ〜〜!

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konban!今年もよろしくお願いしますわ〜

君はフランクフルトソーセージ?
僕はウインナーソーセージ

イタリアン鋼鉄ジーグが面白そうだな。

「会おっか」って方言なのか?
「会おうか」に決まってんじゃない?

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>>75065008
これだな

>>75065469
口語

>>75065469
促音便に変化した口語表現だよ

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>>75064582
もう6月です・・・
6月と言えばもうすぐでエピソードプロンプトが配信されるんだよなー楽しみ
https://youtu.be/M502DkOuG9A

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凄いな、まるで近い将来の日本を見てるかのようだ

>>75065655
>>75065653
ご説明ありがとうございます

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イタリアって世界コスプレサミットで何回も優勝してるよね
めっちゃめちゃクオリティの高いコスプレで
もはや誰も勝てないほどにクオリティが高い

>>75065913
自ら立法府の長と言ってしまう人間を支持する国民が減らない限り、今のトルコは将来の日本
それを望んでるバカがネットで目立つよな、金貰ってんのかな

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>>75065718
>もう6月です
なんと!?
このtimeは速いです
速すぎるもう

We watch you when you sleep

>>75068350
Your thoughts on peru, and the possibility of him stalking cindy and/or committing suicide in seoul

>>75069114
I wonder who could be hiding behind this post

peru? where are you peru? peru are you there? peru what did you do today peru? did you have a good day peru or bad peru?

peru please update us IMMEDIATELY peru. peru?

>>75068350
Cool
is you're made it?

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>>75069560
>is you're made it?

0/10 see me after class

W O R R I E D
O
R
R
I
E
D

Can someone translate this please?
なんか呑気に学生やってていいのかな

>>75069867
いいんじゃない?のんびりできる内はのんびりやりなよ

>>75069867
I wonder if it's okay to be a care-free, chill student

>>75069980
えーとだな、彼は「なんか呑気に学生やってていいのかな」という日本語を英語に翻訳してほしいって言ってる

>>75070034
Thanks so much!

>>75069867
>なんか呑気に学生やってていいのかな
I wonder if I can make students doing somehow sweetly

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私は柔術クラスに行った。
アキレス腱固めを習った。

Peru
I'm tired of being white

>>75071181
what do you want in life?
what are your goals?
ESTJs like to maintain order and get mad when order is affected and disturbed

>>75069609
define
korean gf

>>75069463
everything is going smoothly, yesterday someone told me that flights from peru to shanghai are now around 1200 usd (round flight)
your thoughts on buying a small store in HK and start selling maca from there?

>>75072031
I like a comfy life
I do everything to be more comfy

悲しい事に、日本のネットはとても女性蔑視的
特に2chのなんj(なんでも実況J)は女性蔑視的な書き込みが激しい・・・
4chはどんな感じですか?

ジッパー 柏木由紀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xiqocvM3K0

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>>75072652

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>peru is in a good mood today

today, I will not worry

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I want to protect Peru's virginity

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竹達さん

>>75073671
don't worry, finntaro gave his life to put a permanent magical seal on peru's virginity

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楽しみ

>>75072868
僕は女性のおっぱいとお尻が好きなので女性が好き
あなたは女性ならぜひおっぱいとお尻を見せてください
見せなくても想像ができてあなたを嫌えない

おっぱいはらぶ
おしりらぶ
じょせいらぶ
あなたらぶ

asdf

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https://twitter.com/keekichan/status/865990529124880384
私のこといっぱいかまってくれる趣味があいそうな優しい男性
いないのかよおおおおおおおおおおおおおお
Marriage

再来週に日本へ旅行する (*^-^*)

>>75072868
その課題について4ちゃんの文化は2ちゃんが似ている

>>75078161
×男性
○金持ちでスタイルのいいイケメン

そういう女一番うざいんだなー
デブスでも女なら股さえ開けば何でも我慢する男が大勢やってくるがなー

>>75079149
わざわざこんな暑くなる時期に来るのか…
案内してやってもいいぜ

>>75079539
残念ながら、今年、他の暇な時間がない。
なお、十か日間だけにいるつもりだ。

秘密な日本冷え方を知っているか?

>>75072031

Peru? what makes you think maca will sell in HK peru? the chinks can already get their hands on it for cheap peru

peru? how do you make a profit selling your cheap chink made luxury knockoff junk in peru peru? is your average Peruvian stupid enough to buy your imported goods? do they have the money to purchase it? peru?

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>>75079512
イケメンは就職にも有利だし、結局金も女も名誉も手に入れることが出来るのはイケメン

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>>75031382
>tfw no Japanese housewife who will deny me sex

広範囲で地割れ確認 住民避難も 大分 豊後大野
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20170520/k10010989111000.html

大地震きそう
大分の人、早く脱出して!

>>75078161
ニューハーフかと思った

>>75082841

peru? why won't you answer peru? peru? what are you doing now peru?

peru? are you eating bread again peru? peru where did you often go shopping in shanghai for bread and pastries peru?

>>75072868
日本の社会*は

痴漢がその最たる例だよ。
女性を尊敬してない証拠。
まぁ、ネットはよりひどいけど…痴漢そのものよりネットでは冤罪のが注目されるしね。

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I have a communication/translation degree in the works and I have my eyes set on Japan for a work visa and may consider living there if things work out well, despite experience being the best teacher I prefer to ask how would a foreigner do there? I have been hearing nothing but shit about Japan so far when it comes to their inability to distinguish a good foreigner from a bad one, Abe's autistic level of broad racism and the radiation spill with fukushima.

>Not a weeb
>Non-drinker/smoker
>Christian
>Engaged

How would I fare?

>>75086088
>broad racism
better stay away

>>75086088
If you are crying about racism before you're even in Japan, don't bother going.

痴漢はアホだから、何も無くても密着する日本の満員電車で
なぜか手を使おうとする。
誰かの尻に自然密着し一時の安堵感を得る普通の乗客からみると、
迷惑行為に他ならない。

>>75086088
You mention racism as if it would be a negative feat.

>>75079917
仕事?
日本はもう冷えない。移住でもするか

>>75086088
>abloo abloo I'm an oppressed white male in asia
git out, poor little white boy.

>>75086262
Tolerance to the point where myself or my fiance is attacked.

>>75072868
>>75085707
性差別だけじゃなく、被差別被害者を積極的に自称する人って胡散臭いと思う。
大抵の場合、その差別理由じゃなくて、その人本人に問題があるんだけどね。
それに、痴漢という一部の事象を社会全体の特性として適用するのも、極端で説得力がない。

おはよう(・ω・)ノ

>>75086466
出ていけ

>>75086335
>>75086361
>>75086385
Mind you this is what I have been hearing so far, not my personal opinion as that is neutral, so stop being fucking morons and give a constructive answer.

さすがに乳が密着する可能性は低いが
ごく稀に気にしない女がいる。
そういうのが後ろにいるときはラッキーだ。

>>75086372
大学生だ。その5月で卒業した。

>>75086492
行きません(・ω・)

>>75056770
Virgin. She's not too old to bear healthy children.

>>75086088
It sounds like you are planning to visit a house without invitation but already complaining that the host may not treat you the way you wish him to.

おはようございます

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>>75086589
あらっ 私の方がいいだなんて
からかわないで下さい うふふっ

>>75086565
行っけええええ
お前しかいないんだ!!
世界の誇りを取り戻すんだ!!!
お前がいなければ誰がやるんだよ!!

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>>75086623

>>75086088
you are a weeb and you also triggered the weebs, well done

>>75086623
今日もよろしくお願いします

i will make new thread

How do I find prostitute in Japan? Going to Osaka in July

NEW THREAD

>>75086793
>>75086793

>>75086729
(｀・ω・´)いってきます!!

>>75086761
なんでスパマーにあいさつしてるのww

>>75086835
しないと失礼だろ!!

>>75086678
認める

>>75086678
いくら二次元でも処女には見えないな

>>75086902
女性を外見で判断してはいけないわ…本もマンコも開いてみないと中身は分からないのよ…(´・ω・｀)

スパマーだろうと百合豚だろうと挨拶しなければならないだろ

お大仏が言ったじゃないか
love thy neighbourって

>>75087013
本は開かずに記述読めば大体の内容は分かるだろ

タオリラが復活してるw
次スレはこれになるのか

>>75087026
>thy
読めないww

>>75087229
┐(´д｀)┌ﾔﾚﾔﾚ

>>75087162
じゃあ、あたしは大体処女よ…大体…(´・ω・｀)

>>75087229
二人称所有代名詞
youなどは元々複数形だった