/brit/

maisie

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anime

stand and deliver

Kopparberg?

No thanks. Know your limits.

In the mood to get slaughtered

Would regret it though

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charli

Who /Moyes Boys/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxI

STRONG

STABLE

still haven't been given any good reasons to vote for the conservatives

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She looks East African i.e. black

>>75030518

feel guilty and pathetic every time I play video games

>>75030635
Strong and Stable

Can't you read?

>>75030650
means you're normal

love going to the conservatives facebook page and perusing the profiles of all the tory runts commenting

might boil some water for the noodles

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>Coalition of chaos
So is May a sister of battle?

>>75030650
Why?

A coalition of chaos sounds good to me.

going to walk through blackwall tunnel

somali kid just stole a couple candy bars at my local grocery store lmao

>>75030238

>>75030657
sorry I'm not a smelly serf, that doesn't work on me

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going to be shagging the gf silly tonight. it's been too long.

pic unrelated

>Fresh breaded chicken cutlets pieces on a bed of stir-fried cabbage mix with rice, garnished with pickled cucumber, red ginger & sesame seeds. Served with curry sauce.

ah yes

>>75030610
/fassi/ here

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Fucking women and their horses

Hate horse girls

wanking to paramore

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>>75030635
>Bring down immigration
>New tax on immigrant workers
>Cut international student numbers
>8 billion more for the NHS
>4 billion more for schools
>Allowing expansion of grammar schools and an increase in their numbers
>Introducing a price cap on energy
>Introduction of new social care system
>So called "hard-Brexit"

this might ruffle a few feathers but I don't care

frankly I think having sex with children should be illegal

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14374533
NOT a fan of the great firewall 2bh. Everyone ready to rotate vpses every 3 months tunnel everything through ssh?

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haven't had sex in one year and 8 months

>>75030725
Lauren would be perfect if she had blue eyes

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>this might ruffle a few feathers but I don't care
>frankly I think having sex with children should be illegal

nah nah nah
nah nah nah ohhhhhhhhh
ministry of mayhem!!

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>>75030650
i see you still have a shred of dignity

that too will pass with time

Saw my mate Julian in town today. Haven't seen him in a while, says he's been in Ecuador or something.

Right weird looking cunt, but he always has the best date rape drugs so he's alright.

>>75030725
looks like she is balding lmao

>Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet. We disagree.

wtf i HATE the tories now

every time I chew gum I get flashbacks to gurning on mandy

Got a house warming where i only know one person well and three others vaguely tonight lads.

Gonna pop into a pub solo beforehand for a pint tbqh

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>>Bring down immigration
>>New tax on immigrant workers
>>Cut international student numbers
>>8 billion more for the NHS
>>4 billion more for schools
>>Allowing expansion of grammar schools and an increase in their numbers
>>Introducing a price cap on energy
>>Introduction of new social care system
>>So called "hard-Brexit"

>>75030761
she's a bit on the heavy side desu, not that i'd say no

>>75030736
>>Introducing a price cap on energy
will this allow poor brits to keep warm in the winter? hate hearing about you lads being cold x

>>75030785
there's still some loopholes to jump hour and still a less serious warrant out I think doubt you saw him

>>75030795
Women's hormonal profiles are all fukt these days. Might just be traction hair loss though. They pull their hair back so tight.

>>75030816
Love this new "the state must have unlimited power" version of the Tory party.

>>75030841
>and still a less serious warrant out

Skipping bail. The police wouldn't even bother for anyone else. Courts didn't even take the money off his surities

>>75030776
ABSOLUTE
COLOSSAL
CHOOOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVH52tMjbM

>>75030785
haha nice plot twist m8

>>75030833
Yes.

>>75030832
would not call her heavy at all. doesn't look remotely chubby

is she skinny? no. That doesn't make her tubby

neoliberals hate uniqueness and authenticity

they want one world under the almighty dollar where everyone lives to work and works to buy buy buy

>>75030736
>Bring down immigration
>New tax on immigrant workers
ah yes this will be great for businesses
what's that? oh, they're moving to europe
hmm yes very good
>Cut international student numbers
why?
the chinese and arabs contribute massive amounts of money to british universities
>8 billion more for the NHS
throwing money at it doesn't fix it
>4 billion more for schools
throwing money at schools doesn't fix them
>Allowing expansion of grammar schools and an increase in their numbers
making more grammar schools doesn't fix the education problems in the country
instead, use money correctly to fix the current system
>Introducing a price cap on energy
okay
>Introduction of new social care system
ah yes I'm sure the conservatives will do a good job of this
>So called "hard-Brexit"
I don't care for brexit

sorry, I'm going to vote for labour

>>75030859
want gideon and big dave back

>That is not something I can forgive or forget," he told journalists from a balcony at the embassy.

He truly is /ourguy/

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remember bamzooki

we need a libertarian nationalist party

where's 2015 UKIP when you need it?

>>75030776
>>75030877
sshh

M.O.M's the word

>>75030821
>gurning on mandy

This some kind of Cockney rhyming slang about D-Day?

jeremy corbyn? he's got my vote.

>>75030816
Not sure what Marxist May is thinking desu...

>>75030901
You sound like a Paki.

I'm going to kill Theresa May

>>75030880
*applies for dual citizenship*
*votes tory*

alri

want to try to score a commie gf that thinks I'm a conservative (not actually conservative)

she'll naturally try to resist my charms but give in soon enough

I'll say things like "trickle down economics works" and she'll get pissy but then I'll give her a hug and all will be well once more

>>75030896
Toil is good for the mind ultimately.

>t. Brendan

>>75030920
FOD

>>75030936
alri

>>75030930
that's not an argument

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>>75030934

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>>75030832
in what world is this on the heavy side?

>>75030888
sure, she's fairly middle of the road, i just prefer slender women generally, call me a nonce all you like

>>75030954
t. 'sheed

>>75030934
*army of drones amasses around your house*

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>>75030877
>that Holly saying good morning

drives my knob bonkers

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>>75030934
i don't think you should say such things anon

>>75030901
>throwing money at schools doesn't fix them
>making more grammar schools doesn't fix the education problems in the country we should throw money at schools instead

>>75030896
freedom lets you be as unique and authentic as you like

>>75030960
in the real world where she is clearly a plus size model

>>75030960
T H I C C

>>75030971
still not an argument

>>75030920
Kek

nah, gurning is when your jaw and teeth are overactive when you're high on MDMA

There should be a quota on foreigners
Say 20%

WONKEY DONKEEEEEYYYYY

WONKEY DONKEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY

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Daily reminder that Igbos are the African master race

>>75030999
Fuck I'd love some molly atm.

just checking out the europe policy of the lib dems
https://youtu.be/X83uheYPeAU

aisha has no friends and is living in halls for second year

>>75030995
t. sand nigger

>>75030984
they haven't outlined their plan for fixing/improving education in this country
saying "we're going to throw money at it" is too vague

>>75030980
I'm going to hit you really hard with a hammer Theresa, right on the head

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Hmm yes surely the tories will "bring immigration down to the tens of thousands" this time

>>75030754
Sex is nice and all but i don't think there's a marked difference in my happiness/life satisfaction compared with during dry-spells

t. Have endured years with no sex, currently having sex four/five times a week

>>75031008
>>>/nairaland/

>>75031016
Sound not working

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>>75031026
no anon

>>75031008
that's like being the european master race - not very impressive

Brendan Cox will be next.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-JXfIV2Zpo


>ywn take the piss out of spacker kids with your mates on telly

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rate the gf

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>>75031008
mmmmm

>>75031014
meet me at the main bus station in 15

>>75030984
Lel funny you should say that...Had a Tory MP on Daily Politics yesterday saying there was no correlation between school funding and outcomes.

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SKIM the milk
NATIONALISE the railways
STIR the haggis

>>75031030
A loyal, enthusiastic gf who you're attracted to is medicinal ime. Maybe I'm a cuck

>>75030736
>>Allowing expansion of grammar schools and an increase in their numbers
get fucked

>>75031060
enemyofthefreeworld/10

>>75031039
nor is the nhs

>>75031048
what did he mean by this?

>>75031028
that is not fucking brown is it?

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business idea: stop feeding the squirrels

>>75030901
>ah yes this will be great for businesses
>what's that? oh, they're moving to europe
>hmm yes very good

Off yourself blairite

>>75031014
>Molly

FOY

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>>75031087
no

>Robots could wipe out another 6 million retail jobs

oy vey

hope they hurry up

absolutely DESPISE the oneitis

>>75031060
she could easily be one of the zombies in i am legend

>Tory party leader response to the Lib Dem manifesto is just that voting for them will put Jeremy Corbyn in power

fuck me he's political poison

>>75031028
Ahh yes, it was all Tony Blair's fault

>>75031043
And keep hitting until there's nothing left but brain and skull matter

don't see the point in grammar schools

we had sets at my secondary school
me and all the other smart kids were in the top set
and then the normal people were in the middle set
and then the mongs were in the bottom sets

top set got taught things at a higher level and were expected to do more work in the same amount of time as the other students in the dumber sets
also we did a few more gcses

>>75031126
I like the Lib Dems. They know they can't win so just put any random shit in their manifesto

>>75031121

yet she doesn't even THINK about you

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>>75031123

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peng

>>75031152
wrong literally texted me today and was telling me how shes demotivated for her last exam
i dont fucking care

*attaches Heineken bottle to a fishing line*
here normie normie

legalise weed

>>75031100
thicc

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Anyone who votes for the Tories is an utter fucking mong and quite possibly a bad person too.

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Ahh yes the """Conservative""" party

preparing me postal vote for are jezza

>>75031163
ting named

>>75031150
they unironically have the best manifesto of the Tories and Labour

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>>75031142
you're committing a crime anon

stop being an internet criminal

>self hating black man
>dane who's like a caricature of a jew who pushes racemixing and mass immigration
>leftypol kiddos

i'm outta here

enjoy your diarrhea on a screen of a thread

since the traditional family unit has been broken, it should fall upon the education system to teach young men and women how to be upstanding members of our society

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Fuck I can't wait to be back in the developed to world.

>highways you don't have to panic brake on for fear of otherworldly craters
>tap water you don't have to boil to drink
>abundant, varied junk food
>gas stations that never run out of gas and have zero lines

>>75031147
>and then the normal people were in the middle set
No they weren't

Set 1 are the high achievers, non-inbreds, will make something of their lives, slightly elitist but still normoids
Set 2 are moderately intelligent, mostly normies
Set 3 and below are already thick spackers

>>75031028
The maddest part about this picture is that Canada, a country of 35 million, has an immigration target of 350,000 migrants per year, and almost none are european/anglosphere.

We've been taking in 1% of our population annually for decades. Our top-polling conservative candidate, and second most right-leaning, Maxime Bernier, wants to decrease it to 250k/yr, still well over double the rate per capita that Britain has.

>>75031087
literally nothing wrong with grammar schools
grammar schools being bad is an artificial issue like fox hunting

>>75031192
see you in a few hours

>>75030934
Please do

>>75031185
I'll stop your breathing Theresa. Forever.

why are they called tories?

it's not the conservatory party lmao

>>75031018
i did that
made me get my act together and find a gf
"senior" accommodation is sad stuff

>>75031196
you regretting moving to Ethiopia I'm guessing

>>75031202
>>and then the normal people were in the middle set
>No they weren't
>Set 2 are moderately intelligent, mostly normies


?????????

>>75031196
where you moving to

>>75031192

oh no lad please stay really wanted you to hang around

>>75030736
>hard brexit
no
they did polls and saw that the majority of people still supported a "hard" brexit
so now they're calling it EXTREME brexit

Real talk: women just want to be held down and raped by an alpha male

>>75031206
there's nothing really wrong with that

>>75031018
>aisha has no friends
proofs??

grime https://youtu.be/X_I4wtNPv5w

>>75031237
7 sets lad,2 isnt the middle

>>75031206
Bernier wants a fucking free trade deal with China kek

>>75030754
>>75031030
>>75031079
>>75030826
>>75031060
>>75031166
>>75031227
FONT

now that liam is gone
the best flavour of crisps is sour cream and onion

>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.

ALLAHU ACKBAR

BRB BECOMING THE JANNY

>>75031265
Martin Schulz get off /brit/
Martin Schulz please go!

>>75031123
>she

>>75031278
oh right you went to a big school. I didn't.

>>75031291
Interesting. What's the pay like?

been raining everyday for the past week in london

smells peng. also I dont think spanish people have ever seen rain in their lives

>>75030736
objectively a bad policy

I guess this is kind of interesting but can't imagine it helping businesses

they pay the most seems like another objectively bad policy if anything we should be working on keeping foreign students in the country after they graduate

Good

Good

Very debatable, personally I don't think Grammar system is one I support but I understand some people do.

Good

This is perhaps their most interesting suggestion honestly don't know if it's a good idea or not.

Meaningless

>>75031236
It's not permanent, but yes and no

>>75031241
I've lived in Manhattan most of my life.

hate people with low self esteem
wish they would just kill themselves already so i dont have to hear their bitching

>>75031318
>london
>peng

Hello nigger

>>75031192

>dane who's like a caricature of a jew who pushes racemixing and mass immigration

wtf? can you point to any specific posts, m8? i think you've got the wrong idea

>>75031329
>objectively a bad policy
Hello Ahmed.

why do people think the "fox hunting ban" is an outright ban on hunting foxes?
it's just a ban on the bloodsport fox hunting involving a pack of dogs

>Legalised assassinating anyone
>Legalised NSA mass spying
>Legalised prosecuting publishers
>Legalised CIA drones everywhere

wow drumpf is literally Hitler

ey up lads

>>75031313
I'm an applicant not the recruiter, I'm not inclined to help the competition

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the runts

peng ting called maddison

>>75031285
one was me

>>75031313
VERY competitive

>>75031361
disgusting

need to smash my dissertation viva and presentation if i want that first

>>75031358
proofs

>>75031378
so fucking what

we're not your mum

legalise the mandem

>>75031347
i'm as white as they come buddy, not gona stick my head in the sand and pretend immigrants aren't a net gain on society, similarly i'm not gona act like I don't favour europeans coming to this country over middle eastern muslims

>>75031335
>it's not permanent

why did you build a multi-million house then lol

>>75031358
wasn't that Obama?

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on carlsberg tinnie number 3 lads

>>75031378
aww you'll defo do it son so proud of you xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ

>>75031394
>net gain on society
you mean the economy?

>>75031407
thanks mummy xx

>>75031363
me leaving the baby stroller unattended

>>75031394
Good thing for you then that the migrant tax only applies to non-Eu migrants.

>>75031364
peng ting with the big boobies
You just need to jump in my uber please

>>75031404
>carlsberg
hello rasheed

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eat too much

becoming a fat shit

>>75031421
FOY

>>75031363

whats that guy taking a photo of?

>>75031396
It's been in the works for 2 years now. I will always visit.

>>75031358
that was king nigger

>>75031435
welcome back liam that was quick

summer rain is so nice

>>75031442
>I will always visit

nigger

>>75031453
>rain
hello rasheed

>>75031453
summer rains
you can never predict them

come from a muslim country but Im white lol

>>75031421
>stroller
FOY

>>75031415
admittably claiming net gain on society is more debateable than net gain on economy but between us not having enough nurses to the variety of cuisine i dont think it's unfair to say society.

>>75031424
shit, my bad. Yes that is a lot better.

why does it always rain on me

>>75031469
>Im white
hello rasheed

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>>75031469
me too anon lol

>>75031469
What colour are your eyes

who else has no friends so stuck at home tonight and who here just had their saturday plans cancel on them.

>>75031394
>net gain on society
uwotm8
come and spend a day on the estate I grew up in Birmingham you fucking countryside twat

>>75031516
everyone else has exams and dont wanna go club on my ones

>>75031516
>having plans in the first place

fuck off to TSR normie

Gandhi has progressed to the Atomic Era

>>75031469
ah, bonjour monsieur

>>75031505
doxxable info, light and I get compliments on them

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the swedes built a LOT of social housing in the postwar era

it's all shit now

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fucking STATE of yank education

Feel like eatin a burger tonight, let me open my borders for a few million yanks first.
diversity is our strength!

>>75031543
>doxxable info
so they're brown you paki twat. now fuck off back to your shitehole country before someone puts you on a cross

existential crises are a bourgeois construct

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>>75031516
same thing we do every night, pinky: do fuck all

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>fuck off to TSR normie

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>>75030676
yes
jez = khorne
tim = tzeentch
nicola = slaanesh

>>75031492
*likes*

>>75031526
I'm sorry you had to grow up there. However, just because there are fucking ghettos (which are partly caused when the state does not help immigrants intergrate) doesn't make immigration a failure. Or are us whites also a failure because we have white council estate ghettos as well.

>>75031516

not me. listening to pulp on 'tify and preparing my costume for a party tomorrow

>>75031516
>no friends
>Saturday plans
FONT

>>75031569
BRUTAL

>>75031545
need a housing association house desu

>>75031560
Allowing millions of (white) Yank immigrants into France would be top bants

>>75031569
hello 'dit

>]Saudi Arabia and US to announce a $350bn arms deal (youtube.com)

that is A lot of money !

>>75031599
alri rasheed

nip on over to ww.thestudentroom.co.uk and bring us back an interesting thread please xx

>>75031599
foy

>>75031545
Postwar social housing is shit everywhere.

>>75031569
britain shocked, india rocks!

>>75031537
>>75031595
omg once in a blue moon I manage to get plans before they bail and suddenly i'm normie faggot

>>75031569
BRITISHERS ROCKED

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>>75031579
>nicola = slaanesh

>>75031579
Paul Nurgle

lads whats going on with marcus hauser and tim

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>>75031280
That parts a bit mad, but he has some good ideas elsewhere.

>>75031569
Rorkes are done here

>>75031610
*folds your vests*

>>75031632
tim's a stupid schizophrenic

>>75031560
Go to Ninkasi
pengest burger I've put in my gob

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*heems you*

>>75031569
#burned

received a Beatrix Potter 50p AND a new £1 coin from the same hand of change for the 'za

>>75031621
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>>75031612
https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=3779587
rasheed can't get a gf
pic related
remember that lifting WILL NOT save you from an ugly face

>>75031656
could snap that kots neck clean off

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>>75031630
>>75031631
on second thoughts tony's more like khorne
paul is nurgle

>>75031663
havent got an old £1 in change in weeks

immigrant steal native jobs and raise housing prices

>>75031607
don't let the door hit you on the way out rorke :) x

hate children

>>75031685
>those forearms
rasheed is a fraud too

>>75031711
really? literally the first time ive seen one irl, maybe bank of scotland isn't making em

does canada have an open border policy yet? how do I get citizenship

>>75031651
>Ninkasi
sounds japanese
*imports japs en masse*
feels good to travel the whole world just by going down the street, such vibrant cultures

>>75031723
Nice try Jimmy. We all know the truth.

>>75031742
>how do I get citizenship
hello rasheed

Have decided I'm done with being fit and healthy. It's done nothing but make me look like a manlet and makes me have a variety of poo related problems. Going to get a little chubby again but just up to the point I can still make fun of fatties

>>75031758
>hello rasheed
hello? hi

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>>75031742
depends on how you look

>>75031621
>omg
>I manage to get plans
>i'm normie faggot
F O N T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkMhII8B21k

THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW

>>75031774
hello rasheed

>>75031685
My ethnik brother.

Looks even more comical at that size than he would slim

He and I could be extras in LoTR.

>"LOOKS LIKE WHITE WOMEN ARE BACK ON THE MENUS, SHABAB!"

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>you can fly from belfast to london for £25 return

how do we deal with the skinny fat menace lads? it's the runtiest body type in existence, essentially a bunch of lazy fence sitters.

I've heard very positive things about a shoot-on-sight policy

>>75031803
>fly
hello flying rasheed

>>75031803
Costs me more to get to work and back on the train

Fuck Nikola Sturgeon and fuck the SNP

THE UNION FOREVER

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>mfw can get into Amsterdam quicker than I can get into my office

>>75031828
actually an alright post

>>75031612
https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4720810
autist has no mates, another autist unironically recommends how to win friends and influence people

>>75031821
yeh it's completely mad. You see the stories where 2 people from, say, London and manchester fly to barcelona to meet up because it's cheaper lol

live next door to my work

>>75031636
Only thing good there is guns

>>75031819
start lifiting and do a mild bulk

>>75031829
>office
hello rasheed

>>75031849
>and do a mild bulk
no don't

threw a spoonful of peanut butter into my indomie

>>75031851
>hello rasheed
hello 'sheed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACVIch8bVM

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It's all a bit mad

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>>75031801
>He and I could be extras in LoTR
:>)

>>75031879
>hello 'sheed
'd

hate girls
hate men
hate twinks
love traps

>>75031849
why are you giving me advice you simpleton? I have a skinny body type

my post was related to exterminating skinny fats

>>75031876
>peanut butter
hello rasheed

>>75031872
yes, do. you're not going to gain any muscle mass while cutting

>>75031904
u gay?

>>75031915
>muscle
hello rasheed

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>go to bed at 10:30pm
>wake up at 2:30am
ah yes, d'pression

>tfw too mysogynist to have a gf

>>75031921
>"u gay?"
>loves traps
what do you think genius?

>>75031910
everybody likes peanut butter

>>75031942
'sheed

>>75031930
>NEET is crying because he gets a lie in on a work day

My poo burbs my bumhole

>>75031962
>bumhole
hello rasheed

>>75031942
your mum loved my peanut butter last night

>>75031962
your mum burbed my bumhole last night

>>75031962
hello nigger

>>75031930

woke up just in time for dinner today. will go to bed after breakfast

>>75031939
>mysogynist

only ugly bitter cat ladies use that word

my names rasheed

>>75031991
'sheed

>>75028534
>>75028534
>>75028534

old/new

>>75031991
bizarro rorke

>>75031959
10:30pm is a normal bedtime though
also depression makes everything suck even free time

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cornhole tbhlads