/éire/ - /eire/

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/shtate/

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>leo is winning
Wat do?

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>>75018364
Please no.

>>75018323
Looks more like the girl from Wreck-It Ralph.

>TFW too rotund to dress /fa/

>tfw too straight to dress /fa/

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>Having a pleasant dream
>Alarm goes off
>Hear it in my dream
>Dream me tries to turn it off and find the source
>Realise in the dream it's my alarm
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>Trapped in my own dream being forced to listen to loud vibration and electronic chimes

>>75020557
wish I was aware in my dreams like that

>>75020584
Im fucking sick of it. That's the second time this week that I was trapped Guantanamo Bay loud noise torture in my dreams and I feel like Im being robbed of sleep. All this shit is getting out of hand, soon I'll be too afraid to sleep

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>>75020557
I dreamt I was a lifeguard but I couldn't save someone because I didn't have a whistle. This was the second dream where this happened, I don't think whistles are necessary for saving lives but maybe I'm wrong.

>>75020584
I get a similar thing when I'm close to waking up, I might open my eyes and see my room but I'm still asleep. Shit's weird.

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anyone ever slept out in the open rain

the water splashing on you like that makes the dreams all weird

>>75020657
Least you don't get sleep paralysis. I've only had it 4 times but it's pretty fucked.

>>75020711
Arm chair psychology dictates that you feel like you want to help someone or people in general but feel unable to

>>75020836
Isn't that the demon thing? Thank fuck I'm euphoric so I dunno if I can get it

>>75020874
I felt worse about not having a whistle because I felt it was part of being a lifeguard and a superior might get mad at me in the same way a teacher gives out to you for not wearing your uniform. I didn't really care about the guy drowning.

Stupid Clondalkin rats

>>75020937
I'm a pretty happy guy so I don't think that makes you immune to getting it. I only get it if I'm travelling, never at my home in Australia. And it not necessarily demons.
For me its always a skinny homeless looking man with long hair and a dark wet raincoat standing next to my bed. He never looks at me and stares towards something out of my field of view and I can't move or turn my head.
Weird thing is when it happens I'm always in my bed upside down. Head where my feet go and feet where my head go and I have no idea how I turn around, and why it only happens when I get sleep paralysis.

>>75021166
Come to /brit/, this general is full of weird anime elitist pedos

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>>75022028
>Come to /brit/

>Irelands taoiseach is literally going to be a poo in loo
i'll never come back to /int/ again

>>75022028
I'm drunk and I think /brit is too fast for me.
I'll give it a quick peak for you lad.

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>>75022143
We're going to get bullied to death. At least he doesn't look brown.

>>75022143
thank god he's hafu but the paki surname doesn't help

>>75022028
>anime elitist pedos

so 4channers then?

you know, instead of ladbible wannabee normies

>please no bully us australia ;_;
>dont le epic banter us m8
sickening how these west brit weebs suck anglo cock for approval of irish politics.
why not just bring in the fucking viceroy if you want them making decisions for us

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For the Irish lad from Brit:

Slept in the equipment room I wad working in for 3 weeks because the mountain was too fucking cold. 5C-14C
My bed was a steel frame with a broken door on top, then a 1 inch think air mattress and me in my sleeping bag.

All the local worker we had on the mountain were lazy fucks. We gave them each 25kina a day for work but the leader said they deserve 80 kina rate. We said no way and they left the mountain with nothing. Hey calls that night from the tribal land owner telling me we're fucked and they will come up and "sort it out".
I tell the fucker if he ever wants to get another check from telikom (some other company using his land and paying him 50000 kina each year) he'll make his men accept 30kina a day. He apologised after that.

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We ran out of gas and had to burn the crates our equipment came in to cook our food. Fried banana was a staple. The banana are "cooking" bananas and aren't sweet. Imagine a banana shaped potato.

>>75024407
>For the Irish lad from Brit:
we call him "the shoneen" around here

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We ran out of food on the mountain after the gas and paid the locals 500kina to walk for 14 hours to bring us food. They brought some potatoes and more bland bananas... and a tree kangaroo.

Worst meat I've ever tasted. Was complete dogshit.

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>>75024530
Don't know that word yet ayy

Here's where I shat. Freaky having to shit there in the middle of the night.

>>75024407
>lad from Brit
>Irish

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Me with nigger kids after landing in a helicopter in a footy field

>>75024600
if you prefer you can call him the west brit as well. it's all good.

>>75024632
Are they actual niggers or just abos (I'm assuming the natives are called abos)?

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>>75024627
He got an Irish flag and told me to go that in this thread. See >>75022028

Last pic. Photo I took out of a crashed ww2 plane in the jungle. I stole a propeller hub from the wreck. Don't tell the police.
The people near Nadzab were suspicious of it and we're threatening me that it better not be from the plane. I lied and said it's for radar equipment in port Moresby. Bored with them for a bit and they put it on the plane free of charge!

>>75024735
Bored = joked

>>75024698
Nah, just call themselves "from png"
Aussies joke with them and call then fuzzy wuzzys, name given to them in ww2.

>>75024735
I saw his post I just meant that a real Irishman wouldn't post in /brit/.

Cool plane, I'm assuming it was for cargo judging by the size?

>>75024804
B17 bomber. Given to the Americans from Britain for the Pacific theatre.
Got shot down and crashed during a raid on the japs. All passengers escaped but one later died of his injuries.

http://www.urbanghostsmedia.com/2013/01/3-intact-crashed-boeing-b-17-flying-fortress-bomber-wrecks-papua-new-guinea/

>>75024912
>B17 bomber
All I can think of is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcaEdnFLb1U

>have jewish gran
>didn't get jewgenes
>get north slavic shit


Nice weather, might head to the uk.

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>>75026765
>being any percent non-Irish

>>75026805
>implying any irish aren't brit-mixed

>>75026765
Last name Hayden?

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>>>/k/34006408
>>>/ck/8951744
>>>/pol/126170166

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>>75026837
Speak for yourself subhuman.

>>75026889
What's the next step of your master plan?

>>75026889
Kek'd at the /pol/ one

>>75024407
>>75024484
>>75024566
>>75024600
>>75024632
>>75024735
I'm that lad these are great. You lead a really interesting life. How'd you get into it? Also what sort of helicopter do you fly? Is port Moresby basically wild west land? Is there law enforcement? I remember your story about those natives raping that woman pilot and then people went to fuck those natives up in revenge. Mad. I'd definitely like to get to PNG some day go on an adventure.

>>75027266
Hey mate. Glad you like the pics and stories.
I don't fly the chopper. My work just requires we hire a lot of them. (We hire Bell 407 helis)
Yeah wild west land. There is law enforcement, but they are corrupt and love to beat people. Better hope you're never caught by the cops you will get fucked up before they ask any questions.

Good luck mate if you do go. You'll need to make some contacts here if you're going for a reeeeal adventure.

>>75027266
>I'm that lad
be great if you could stop

>everyone declaring support for varadkar

Are they going to use varadkar being gay to seem less conservative?

>>75027757
I don't think his sexuality will have crossed anyones mind. He was the favourite to be the next FG leader before it was even known he was gay.

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Just thought I'd drop in a leave you a picture of someone bicycle fishing in the canal
What Dubs do for entertainment...

>>75027068
Literal master race.

>>75027757
But they aren't conservative.

>>75028952
>I don't think his sexuality will have crossed anyones mind.
If this was five years ago that might have been true, but the scales have gone so far the other way he definitely has brownie points (pun not intended) for being gay.

>before it was even known he was gay.
Lol.

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>>75017347
who /fa ira/ here?

>>75031699
Maybe its their bike?

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Hmmmmm.....................................

>>75032874
The power of money and of money alone!

>>75032524
Nah, they pulled it out and left it on the bank, DESU looks like the frame is buckled
Catch and release I guess

>>75032987
Cleaning up the river?
The stuff scumbags throw in them!

>>75032874
Isn't varadkar part indian?

>>75033199
no, he's a descendant of the kerry chieftain brian ó bhearaidceir

>>75033293
And Miliband is descended from Maol Ioban

>>75033293
Kill yourself, my man

People who respond negatively to Swissyank's good posts are less Irish than those who do not.

>>75033058
I was thinking it was some proactive recycling until they left it behind, there's a moped a few meters up from where they pulled it out. It is mental the crap that gets thrown in there. Some people do the community voluntary clean up of the canal a couple of times a year but it's like pissing in to the wind really.

>>75034612
>Swissyank
>good posts

>>75031699
I know where you live

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>>75035471
>>75031699
alri
knew a lad who lived there before

>>>/pol/126198626
would you fuck off

>>75036278
Jaysis lads and I kept the pub out of the background thinking it'd be discreet enough. Impressive detective work sir.
Last time I post comedy of Dublin.

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>>75036504
Why didn't you just talk to him in the thread instead of crosslinking?

>go for a quick nap
>sleep for five hours
I hope I won't be up all night now.

>>75038861
You will lad.

Ah well. Read a book.

>>75038940
I never learned how to read.

>>75039042
I would dispute that but I don't doubt many active posters on 4chan are illiterate.

>>75039079
I don't even know how to use a computer. I dictate all my posts to my mother.

>>75039158
Is she attractive?

>>75039192
No (Yes).

>>75039158
>I don't even know how to use a computer
How did you or your mother stumble on 4chan? Did she stumble on it and demand to vicariously use your great wit to make the fabulous posts you were born to make?

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Absolute state of this thread.

>>75042103
It clearly needs more lewds.

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>>75042103
I think I'm falling in love with Graf. This is the curse of Frogweeb.

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>>75042339
You make a great point.

>>75042373
She is pretty decent alright. Lot of good art and images.

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Is everyone out celebrating Leinsters defeat?

>>75042773
>Implying that the eternal Leinster can ever be beat
They are just gone for now

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

Let's take a moment and laugh at how fundamentally c*cked the Brits are, truly a servile, freedom-hating race.
Why is the eternal anglo so fundamentally, cartoonishly evil?

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>>75043008
>pound's dropped to nothing
>Scotland wants to leave again
>NI more nationalist than ever
>country's becoming even more of an Orwellian nightmare
Best timeline.

>>75043008
>be brit
>can no longer watch the best loli on the internet
>4chan access will be banned soon aswell
Could this become a new market for the Irish?Renting proxies to brits and making ridiculous amounts of money?
Could this be divine retribution?

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>>75043326
>we will live to see the end of /brit/

>>75043169
>pic
Why does frogweeb's waifu get such good fan art? (that is her, right?)

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>>75043520
Yes and I suppose it's because perfection breeds excellence.

>>75043513
That's a bit optimistic. The UK could become the 51st state of the USA, and the anons of /brit/ would still believe that they are living in a post-Brexit utopia.

>>75043590
BASED DRUMPF

>>75043008
I hope this isn't one of those things we end up copying from the UK.

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>>75042895
Leinsters difficulty is Munsters oppurtunity.

>>75043552
Those are some interesting shoes.

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>>75043831
Why does a boat wear shoes?

>>75043910
Why is a SHIP represented as a female of questionable age?

>>75043924
Anon, just look at those breasts and tell me there is anything questionable about her age.

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>>75043924
This body is questionable to you?

>>75043961
>>75043977
Anime girls are inherently pedophilic.

>>75043924
A ship named after a man no less.
>>75043977
There is something very wrong with that picture. You could have chosen a better example.

>>75043791
Honestly don't think so, our political scene is too divided for that sort of malarkey. They could go for the 'muh children' angle but any Shinner or Paul Murphy type could rake in points by promising to go against that and there'd be little support in the under 50 voting range.
If anything, it'll probably be introduced via some EU law or some huge transatlantic mega-agreement.

>>>/pol/126215441
>>>/pol/126215650
>the 4chan experience.txt

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>>75044017
>There is something very wrong with that picture.
There is?

>>75044073
That guy produced more cum in one orgasm than Sershfrog could in his entire life.

>>75044207
>There is?
The arse is ridiculous, and not in a good way. Especially when compared to the width of her lower torso.

>>75044073
That's a good reminder I should space out my wanks between days.

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>Leinster

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>>75044259
Fucking hell can't unsee.

>>75017347
I've applied for the Gardaí

Wish me luck anons. Maybe I can finally come home.

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>>75044329
Now we just need Munster to win tomorrow, and Coveney to win the leadership contest and all will be well in the world.

>>75044538
Who is this girl?

>>75044500
Are applications open again?

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>>75044538
I'm feeling confident. Ospreys form is terrible and I don't think we'll lose to Scarlets in Ireland.

>>75044259
Knew a girl thiccer than that once.

>>75044706
As in her arse protruded almost a foot from the rest of her back? How did she maintain her balance? Incredibly large breasts as a counterweight?

>>75044613
Aye, you need to apply through publicjobs.ie

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>>75044588
Yuudachi, the best ship that ever existed.

>>75044652
How old is this picture? Only recognise the guy on the right.

>>75044762
More like a foot to the sides and half outwards.
No.
Swaying.

>>75044835
>>75044835
Podolski and Cazorla.

Flannery worked at Arsenal for a bit and persuaded them to do that.

>>75044835
I'd say around 3 years.

>unironically liking this ship girl tripe

Almost as bad as the Love Live cunts.

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>>75044992

>>75045089
>going outside means you're an orbiter
Quit the porn lad.

>>75045155
no idea what you mean by this

>>75044835
>best ship
>wears a stupid ribbon that looks ridiculous

Had a nice unsatisfying wank lads, got some cum on my shirt.

>>75045184
What did you mean?

>>75044992
How is it possible for you to continually have the worst taste in everything?

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>>75045089
>implying you would give this up if you had the chance

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>>75045155
Welcome to /éire/.
Advise you have a read of the pastebin or wiki before you post.

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>>75045233
>liking ass

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>>75045233

>>75045259
Flag checks out.

>>75045233
3d women are disgusting
they'll never reach what 2d can give us

>>75045204
>he doesn't fap entirely naked maintaining eye contact in a mirror
Pleb.

>>75045259
>liking anime

>>75045240
What did he mean by this?

>>75045233
Sort yourself out ffs.

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>>75045186
Try naming a better ship.
Truth is, you can't.

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>>75045231
>liking ship trash and LL
Look in the mirror and ask yourself that question. Idom@ster is still better than that garbage, and ship girl nonsense is literally muh tits and skimpy outfits.

>>75045259
I'm slowly coming back to tits but I still think thinness is the most important factor. It doesn't matter if she has perky tits and a fine arse if she's flabby as fuck.

>>75045240
Just putting this out there

But what if we DID have a pastebin for information on /eire/ at the start of each thread?

>>75045259
As expected from a fellow Irishman.
>>75045269
That image is SFW.
>>75045305
True. But I still miss the feeling of having a cute partner to cuddle with.
>>75045318
Nothing wrong with what I posted.

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>>75045320
ARE
YOU
EVEN
TRYING?

>>75045320
Frogweeb's waifu is pretty nice.

>>75045366
Is it really necessary though? I was just thinking there that somehow over the past 6 months /éire/ has managed to solve both its normalfag and /brit/ problems almost simultaneously.

>>75045366
No.

>>75045364
How can there be an unpleasant degree of flab if the features are still perky? The two contradict.

>>75045366
I just wish we had a standard copypasta answer for when foreigners come into the thread and ask why we don't speak Irish.

>>75045417
Some women have fat in all the wrong places.

>>75045325
I wish Froggy was here so he could have an existential crisis by hating you but at the same time agreeing with you about idols. You're both wrong by the way.

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>>75045305

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>>75045430
We get those posts a lot but I wonder if they're actual questions or just trolling. If you're educated enough to know an Irish language exists how would you not know that Irish people speak English?

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>>75045366
Would probably be a good idea. Could include a link to the Discord server in it...

>>75045412
>>75045402
>Frogweeb's waifu is pretty nice
Are ye coveting ye're neighbour's waifu?
Sounds like something a Protestant would do. Thought I was in /éire/, not /westbrit/.

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>>75045388
I don't want to see children's arse thanks.

>4chan loves ass
>hates black women
It doesn't even make any sense

>>75045494
>people impersonating him
>people coveting his waifu
>agreeing with the gook
It's probably better for his health if he doesn't return at this rate.

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>>75045388
Tell us about your previous RL girlfriends

>>75045516
I think a lot of them are just curious as to why we don't speak our language amongst eachother like other countries do. Think of the Finns who speak English but still speak Finnish in /suomi/.

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>>75045524
>the Discord server
Never again.

>>75045460
Yeah, but I don't see how they could accumulate an excessive degree of fat/poorly placed and still be said to have perky breasts and backside. How can their fat be bad if it's not distorting those features? It's not like the fat accumulates entirely outside of them.

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>>75045609
>frogweeb gets back to Ireland
>all these things give him a heart attack
>he dies for real
>no one notices because there's too many imposters

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>>75045524
>Could include a link to the Discord server in it...
No, I don't think we'll be telling them about that

>>75045594
***********************children*****************
>>75045631
Only had two and the last one was 7-8 years ago.

>>75045750
>the last one was 7-8 years old
FtFy.

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>>75045766

>>75045645
Do Finns speak English to each other on the street?

>>75045595
Most including (or especially?) /pol/ would like the attractive ones physically, but even blacks think black women are shit as waifus.

>>75045794
>tgfhrry
What did he mean by this?

>>75045809
Finns don't speak on the street.

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>>75045878
Sounds like my kind of community.

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>>75045809
Probably not, but I genuinely think that most of them don't know much about Ireland. If you asked the average Finn they probably assumed Ireland started speaking Irish again like they revived Finnish.

>>75045846
>Thank God for hairy Rachel Riley yiffing

>>75045974
Spot on, lad.

>>75046015
Susie Dent is superior in every way.

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>>75045931
Only Normbumbles want to be part of a community.

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>>75046015
>Karen is furry

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>>75046066
Living a hermit life is difficult, however much it may appeal.

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>>75046069
Stop blowing letting a joke get to you, Jaggy.
>>75046048
I don't care much for pro porn, but I do remember RR had hairy arms.

>>75046069
It just keeps getting worse.

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>>75046119
It's alright. I'm uncomfortably familiar with furries from my childhood on gamefaqs.

>tfw no Finnish sauna culture
Saunas are great.

>>75046169
What a troubled childhood you had.

>>75046118
When I was a child I wanted to be a lighthouse keeper. I really can't think of a comfier job.
>have a tower as your house
>no one bothering you
>great ocean view
>can crash ships for fun

>>75046169
>It's alright. I'm uncomfortably familiar with furries from my childhood on gamefaqs.

Good thing I only used GF for the guides and not the forums desu.

>>75046189
I am eternally jealous that Finns get to see tiddies from the time they're children and the most I got was screwing around at swimming practice.

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>>75046223
I'd like to work on nature documentaries or in a wildlife preserve. It's not complete isolation I'd want, just complete isolation from humans.

>>75046223
>When I was a child I wanted to be a lighthouse keeper. I really can't think of a comfier job.
What about those people who live in the firewatch towers?

>live in a tower with beautiful 360 degree views of nature
>not another human being for miles and miles
>never see another person for months on end
>get paid to just look out for fires and go on hikes in the forest

>>75046286
>the most I got was screwing around at swimming practice.
How did you manage that in gender segregated changing rooms? I saw my first real breasts on holiday in Space at age 12 on the beach.

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>>75046118
It's not appealing at all.

>>75046371
Nature documentary cameraman is a tough job. You have to sit still outside for hours every day to get maybe two minutes of usable footage. And that's only the comfy places that don't involve filming dangerous animals or going to dangerous locations.

>It's not complete isolation I'd want, just complete isolation from humans.
I hear ya, shepherd lifestyle would be great.

>>75046223
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flannan_Isles_Lighthouse#Mystery_of_1900

>>75046399
Our changing rooms were just mixed cubicles, and I the only naked people I saw were boys my age. I meant that being around girls in swimsuits while half naked myself was the most skin I ever got to see.

>I saw my first real breasts on holiday in Space at age 12 on the beach.
I have yet to see real breasts or go to space.

>>75046614
>I have yet to see real breasts or go to space.
Fuck, I meant to say Spain.

But yeah, topless women all over the place on certain Spanish beaches.

>>75046690
They don't like it when you stare you know?

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>>75046614
>you will never go to space on your family holiday

>>75046752
I was 12 and I don't think I stared anyway. I was too busy digging a huge hole with a complex network of damns and canals.

I personally don't understand how animeposters can stand to be alone and simultaenously watch cute cartoon girls. I was watching some clips of the monogatari series and suddenly got this horrible pang of lonliness that hadn't hit me in months.

Living the life of an asocial recluse is easy, but not if you're exposed to what you can't have/not currently persuing. I think that's why monks who sequestered themselves in monestaries forbade the presence of the opposite sex.

>>75046800
Built a massive sandcastle once at the beach with a moat everyone had to walk around. Good 15 metre diameter like and got the tide to fill it. Had jellyfish soldiers too.

>>75046917
The pain of desiring the unattainable is central to to anime "culture".

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>>75046800
>complex network of damns and canals
Sounds fucking great.

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>>75046917
It's easy. Have a low to non-existant sex drive and satisfy your social cravings on the internet.

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>>75046775
>ywn see topless Martian women

>>75046800
I used to make a castle with a massive moat around it, then find a crab, put him on top and declare him king. One time when I was at the beach this guy ran over to me and told me how you can tell the difference between male and female crabs. He said male crabs have a triangle mark on their underside while female crabs have a semicircle. I thought he was really cool.

>>75046980
I'm in my 20's now and if I went to the beach tomorrow I'd still dig a big hole.

>>75047030
>One time when I was at the beach this guy ran over to me and told me how you can tell the difference between male and female crabs. He said male crabs have a triangle mark on their underside while female crabs have a semicircle. I thought he was really cool.
That sounds like the start of a child abduction story.

>>75047012
>low to non-existant sex drive
No such thing imo. You'd have something inherently wrong with your biology or be a eunuch.

It's more than the sex anyway, it's the allure of talking to pretty girls in general.

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>at a beach in the middle of nowhere
>find a chain sticking out of the sand
>pull it up and follow it around the beach
>start digging where it stops
>it's a massive fucking anchor
I dug most of it out and just left it there.

>>75047075
It was a more innocent time.

>>75047012
>satisfy your social cravings on the internet.
Not possible.

>>75047178
Asexuality is a thing though.

>>75047217
Tell that to my non-existent real life friends.

>>75047221
It's mostly used by people that have given up.

>>75047313
I genuinely asexual person would never have felt sexual attraction to anything or anybody though.

>>75047347
*A genuinely

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>>75047347
THEN YOU ARE LOST

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>>75047178
>You'd have something inherently wrong with your biology
That's possible

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>>75047221
>>75047347

Never met anyone like that. I don't believe in it. Fairly sure these people are just fabricating/latching onto some ideology to justify their sexual shortcomings.

Plus you're hardly an asexual if you're posting lewd pictures of anime girls anyway.

Anyone want to help me build a time machine to 2001? You only get 25% credit for helping since it is my idea.

>fianna fail will get in next election

state of this country

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>>75047479
They're better than Fine Gael or Sinn Fein

>>75047461
>Never met anyone like that. I don't believe in it.
>I've never encountered it so it isn't real
I've never met an asexual person either, but I believe in its existence just like I believe in the existence of homosexuality. Both are deviations from the sexual norm.

>>75047516
No they're not but atleast it'll be the end of that cunt Varadkar's career.

>>75047516
maybe if youre rich and need to pay off some politicians

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>>75047550
You only have a problem with him because he's gay.

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>>75047466
Not content with Ciara already being underage, you want a foetus to satisfy yourself?

>>75047577
For me it's the half-Indian bit.

>>75047461
>>75047529
It isn't black and white. There are people with very low sex drives to a point where it influences nothing in their lives or decision making. It doesn't make them eunuchs.

>>75047598
I actually want to kill my 10 year old self to avoid the horrors of teenage and adulthood.

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>>75047614
He could be a great leader, hes indicated already that he'll take a hard stance on doleheads.

>>75047577
No.

I have a problem with him because he's a condescending wanker. Could give less of a fuck about his sexual orientation.

>>75047638
When I was 10 I wished that me from the future would come back in time and kill me.

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>>75047638
It's not that bad

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I'm no looker myself but

>>75047529
I've met homosexuals and transexuals. I can understand why they would want to demand public acceptance of their lifestyle.

But I wouldn't exactly call "not bothering with it" a deviation from the sexual norm. Will probably forever remain highly skeptical of this.

>>75047654
so thats why he hates him

he cant be a pathetic shut in any more

>>75047667
Maybe one day it will happen.
>>75047689
Once we all hit 30 it'll be the point of no return.

>bankrupt the country
>country vote in the other fianna fail for 2 terms
>get voted back in

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>>75047761
>Once we all hit 30 it'll be the point of no return.
Why? It's just a number.

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>>75047856
>It's just a number.

It's a constant reminder of aging and soon being an old miserable man shitting in a diaper.

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>>75047638
You're aware of what a paradox is?

If you kill your past self you'll never be able to get to the point to go back in time and kill yourself and you'll be stuck in a tragic time-causality loop.

>>75047916
Why do I remember this picture being popular 5 years ago?

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>>75047916
Are you anxious about getting older and dying?

>>75047918
wrong

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>>75047918
>he's never heard of branching timelines

>>75047697
>But I wouldn't exactly call "not bothering with it" a deviation from the sexual norm
You're misunderstanding asexuality if you think that's what it is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality

It's an interesting topic, as asexuals are arguably more deviant from sexual norms as homosexuals or bisexuals.

>>75047959
She was an image macro meme for a while.

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>>75047918
Lad pls.
>>75047959
It was popular because everyone suddenly remembered the lass's face on dead domain websites.
>>75047968
The older part only.

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>>75047959
Memes.

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>>75048021
We're all getting older together. I'd imagine someday if we haven't all killed ourselves by then we'll be 70 year olds still discussing memes and anime

die, shoneens

>>75048111
good post

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>>75048109
>then we'll be 70 year olds still discussing memes and anime
Sounds like purgatory desu.

>>75048109
I hope I'm not around to see what the world's become in 50 years.

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>>75048184
You'll wait for it and you'll like it.

>>75048021
What do you have to be worried about by you ageing?

>>75048197
It probably won't be half as exciting as you think it'll be.

>>75048244
I just think it'll be shit.

>>75048222
The higher the gap between him and the age of consent becomes.

>>75048244
They'll be massive humanitarian crises/wars due to climate change.

>>75048217
Fine Kaworu.
>>75048222
Prostate cancer, diabetes, high blood pressure, bad cholesterol, degrading body, ED, metabolism slowing down, etc.

>>75048309
You worry too much

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>>75048309
All those things are manageable if you look after yourself.

Do you think you're just having a mid-life crisis?

>>75048394
Cancer comes to us all.

>>75048271
>due to climate change.

no, itll be due to the fact half the fucking world is is an oap in need of care

medical science was a mistake

>>75048346
Maybe.
>>75048394
I already had that a couple of years ago.

>>75048435
By the time you get it we'll have likely developed cures and increased early detection rates.

>>75048435
this is why i dont worry about smoking

>>75048485
You can't cure cancer, only treat it.

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>>75048532
It's why I smoke so much.

Really fucking miss the nights i could drunkenly post on /éire/ with actual Irish lads about our lives. Gon please fuck away off back to Skype you utter failures, you've ruined our general

>>75048798
There are no actual Irish lads here, only Irish lasses :3

>>75048818
Sad cunt, be a fuckin man you soft wee saddo

>>75048862
But men are ugly.

>>75048902
Gon actually kill yourself

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fucken love this guy posting right now

>>75048798
Nothing's stopping you.

>>75048951
Aye but at what cost?

>>75049016
Yous arent the same lads. We've nothing in common

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>>75048798
>tfw not actual Irish

>>75049042
Quit the assumption.

>>75049053
Same. I thought I was an Irish man but his post made me realise I'm actually an ordinary Japanese schoolgirl and this was all a dream.

>>75049042
Yeah, we drove out all the normalfaggots. Most of them are in /brit/ now.

free the occupied 3 counties

>>75049053
You're a incel wee weirdo paedo autist. Nothing Irish about ye. Sad times when over half the images posted here are Japanese when we used to post actual Irish people
>>75049091
If you post anime then I've nothing in common with you and would batter you with the slightest provocation
>>75049111
Aye I've noticed because that's where I've been forced to post. We'd hoped yous would all get bored and fuck off back to Skype where yous all know each other anyway. But sure naw, yous haddae be your usual selves and make everyone uncomfortable and make people keep away from ye's
>>75049118
6*

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>>75049164
>incel
What?

>we used to post actual Irish people
How about this?

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>>75049164
>yous haddae be your usual selves and make everyone uncomfortable and make people keep away from ye's
Blaming others for your hang-ups is a sign of immaturity.

>>75049164
3*

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>>75049164
You must have existed in that weird time of /eire/ after the weebs left post-detox and before we returned.

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>>75049219
26*

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>>75049192
That's Japanese. Show that picture to any Irishman you pass on the street and you look at ye with disgust and scorn
>>75049206
Grow up, get a job and a woman to call your own. Your sad wee drawings don't keep you warm at night
>>75049219
Fuck off ye half prod CUNT
>>75049232
When yous left it was dead so me and 2 others revived it. It was all regular lads who got on with each other and had actual lives and experiences. But sure now it's manchildren who touch themselves to drawings of wee girls

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>>75049277
>That's Japanese.

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>>75048798
>>75049164
>>75049277
flawless posting

>>75049292
All anime is Japanese
>>75049301
Cheers lad

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>>75049314
>All anime is Japanese
But what about the French?

>>75049340
How the fuck do you have this image saved? You fucking freak. I get off on Wednesday, you gimme a time and place lad and you can show up with the picture printed out and see what happens you sick bastard

>>75049232
As recently as January weebs were still given serious grief on /éire/. If you think back to that period between the revival and Christmas 2016, Frogweeb was the only consistent anime poster. It's only in the last 4 months or so that the weebs seized control.

It's probably for the best though. The weebs don't care if you're not a weeb and they keep out the normafags too.

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>>75049277
You're welcome to stay here and engage with us. Nobody is kicking you out.

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>>75049277
It's amazing to see someone overcompensate this much. Must be tough not actually being Irish.

I've already predicted your response of how "Oi'm so much more Oirish dan u" btw.

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>>75049367
>I get off on Wednesday
Hey I may masturbate to anime but at least I don't wank to days of the week.

>>75049386
You aswell, Wednesday anywhere you want
>>75049400
So you're too scared to defend this wee hobby of yours that you know is wrong. You print that picture out and see how many times you get your jaw cracked by passersby. Should be locked up ye sicko

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>>75049372
>tfw joined original /eire/ in 2014 when the natcons and ellen & roorah appeared to have some sort of happy equilibrium of posting and it inadvertently turned into a shitposting war shortly after
>tfw rejoined in February 2017
>the golden age of /eire/ were the exact moments I wasn't here

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>>75049429
Watching anime is a sign of intelligence. You would only receive a negative response from working class communities.

Sick of being a retard lads.

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>Ireland will literally never be united as long as the human race exists