>an american says "fish filley" >an american

>>75010377
>an american says "erbs"
Triggers me every time.

>>75010377
>>an american says "keltic"
>"The English word originates in the 17th century, taken from the Celtæ of classical Latin"

All 'C's in classical Latin are hard, cunt. We're being more faithful to early Latin pronunciation.

>>75010474
That's nice but the rest of us try to speak English.

>>75010377
>>an american says "kash" (cache)
wait what how do you say it then ? it's a french word and they are actually pronouncing it correctly, for once
>>an american says "erbs"
same

>>75010474
so do americans say kaiser or caesar?

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>>75010377
Actually we pronounce Celtic as Seltik

>>75010524
I always eat my egg sandwiches on kaiser rolls

>>75010377
House Fuh-sahd, actually

>>75010524
They say Seasurr. Plural: Sea sars.

>>75010377
Dude, don't even get me started on how fucked up Australians pronounced shit

>>75010377
>an american says "fish filley"
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>75010651
how do you say it?

>>75010651
Its the proper French. Don't get mad at us because you're sub-verbal Australopithecines.

>>75010377
>>an american says "fish filley"
Yep.
>>an american says "house fakade"
fuh-SAWD
>>an american says "aloomoonoom"
uh-LOO-mih-num
>>an american says "keltic"
Yep.
>>an american says "kash" (cache)
kah-SHAY
>>an american says "erbs"
Yep, unless it's a fella's name.
>>an american says "carmel"
It depends. I do, but my wife says CARE-uh-mel
>>an american says "nitch"
neetch

How about not adding a fucking rhotic R sound to words which end in -aw, other Anglophone cunts?

>>75010651
>Brits pronounce it "fill-it" just to irritate the French
When are you guys going to hug each other and end the cold war?

Silly Yanks can't pronounce basic English words.

Silly Australians can't be arsed to use any more than ~3% of their continent's landmass

>>75010778
How do you pronounce "bait"?

>>75010804
The rest of it is usually on fire or some shit, cut the poor bastards some slack.

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>An Australian tries to speak

>>75010695
Let me put it this way: how do you feel when someone overcorrects a Spanish word on television?

>>75010377
literally only 3 of these are correct and even then some people pronounce it differently.

what the fuck is a fakade??

>>75010890
Yet you are intent on over"""""""correcting"""""""""""" another country's pronunciation?

Didn't think that through did you

>>75011485
Facade. A false front, general on a building, intended to make it something appear more impressive. Example; a wild west era general store, with its false second story when viewed from the front.

>nitch
No we don't. You'll be laughed at if you say that.

>>75011639
I thought he was talking about that but never heard it used as "house facade"

>>75010412
what, do you actually pronounce the 'h' in herbs? wtf

>>75011673
what? don't be a cuck. google it. both are ok.

>>75010377
Americans are a nation of morons, what do you expect?

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>lefftenant

>>75010804
Fuck off cunt we're full

>>75013359
>"woder"

>>75010377
But France says that is how you are supposed to say cache.

>>75014915
are you speaking french?

>>75015157
Not him but that is a stupid point. We all have different pronunciations. There is no correct one. Or rather, they're all correct/valid.

>>75015157
>complain about americans changing things
>complain about americans keeping things the same

no winning

>>75015276
Silence rebel scum!
The Anglo will rule your lands again!
And... well, get rid of that ridicolous accent of yours.

>>75015338
famm our accents, pronunciations, and dialect varies by region

>>75015382
its all the same to my ears!

>>75013359
>Loo tennant

>>75013359
KERNEL

>>75015741
no, it's lieu, as in lieu of tenant, the litchral meaning

>>75010608
*sea czars

>>75016014
no way say seizers

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>>75010377

>>75010412
>>75011776
>Americans are secretly wannabe French

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>he doesn't pronounce "mayor" as "mare"

What's it like being a simpleton?

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>>75016936
>Americans call a ceiling bright a lightbulb
Lost

>>75010377
Keltic is right though

Only the football club is called Seltic

>mfw americans call mayonnaise MAY JOE
>mfw americans call the head of state MISTURR PRECEDENT

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>>75010377

>>75016966
mare sounds fucking stupid imo

>>75010718
>kah-shay

Umm no we don't

We all say kash you faggot californian

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I say cache as kahhe.

>eh-loo-men-eee-um
>hurrbs
>tuh-mah-toes
>nya-zees

>>75010377
>tfw anglos pronounce sauna as shoona or soona

as a non-anglo

american english>...>shit>others>nigger english

>>75019388
No we don't, we pronounce it as saw-nuh

>>75010377
>house fakade"
?????

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>mfw foreigners think we all have Texas, NYC, or CA Central Valley accents

>>75019452
That's what I said, "soonah".

>>75020098
Name 40 other accents

>>75010377
>fish fillay
correct
>house fakade
fuh-sahd
>aloomoonoom
t. Owloomihneeum
>keltic
correct
>kash
correct
>erbs
correct
>carmel
care-uh-mell
>nitch
neesh
>>75010524
kai-sar (with an s, not a z)
>>75010608
only if it's Little Caesar's
>>75014900
>wah-ter (with a t, i'm not a subhuman who substitutes t's with d's)
>>75016966
that's retarded
>>75019388
sah-nah
>>75019390
thank you Poland
>>75020431
>Boston
>Illinois
>Western PA
>basically other non-South metro area
I will say though that most Americans have a fucking annoying vocal fry that makes your ears bleed

>>75014900
Huh? Is that supposed to represent a Philly accent?
>>75019065
>californian
I'm a native Midwesterner living in New England, cunt.
>>75020431
>40
>they say 5 words differently, and they have 2 unique phrases
>let's call it an accent
Yeah, if I'm going to play by the rules of the British Isles, I can do that.
>Addison, Albany, Alburgh, Andover, Arlington, Athens, Averill, Bakersfield, Baltimore, Barnard, Barnett, Barre, Barton, Belvidere, Bennington, Benson, Berkshire, Berlin, Bethell, Bolton, Bradford, Braintree, Brandon, Brattleboro, Bridgewater, Bridport, Brighton, Bristol, Brookfield, Brookline, Brownington, Brunswick, Buels Gore, Burke, Burlington, Cabot, Calais, Cambridge, Canaan, Castleton, Cavendish, Charlestown, Charlotte, Chelsea, Chester, Chittenden, Clarendon, Colchester, Concord, Corinth, Cornwall, Coventry, Craftsbury

Be more of a faggot, will ya?

>>75020694
>Chicago white
>Chicago ebonic
>northcentral (basically Wisconsin)
>downstate (a more subtle western Appalachian/Ozark)
>whatever those freaks in Aurora do with their S sounds that makes them sound like SH
Illinois doesn't have one uniform accent. Illinois and Chicagoland are two very different things.

I very much dislike it when Americans call my country NOO ZEE LAND. Why can't Americans pronounce New Properly, or any words ending in Ew.

We're cooking Irish Stew, becomes "We're cooking EYERISH STU"

>>75021404
Say "law-abiding"
Hint: there's no fucking Rs in there.

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>doctors say circumcision
>americans say yes

>>75021609
Okay

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uh89xZRNSi

I don't even IPA so correct me if I screw this shit up badly, but it's why it was invented and all

>>75010377
>an american says "fish filley"
correct, /ˈfJʃ fJˈleJ/
>an american says "house fakade"
incorrect, /haʊs fəˈsɑːd/
>an american says "aloomoonoom"
kinda? /ə.ˈluː.mɨ.nəm/
>an american says "keltic"
correct, /ˈkɛltJk/
>an american says "kash" (cache)
correct, /kæʃ/
>an american says "erbs"
correct, /ɝb/
>an american says "carmel"
even americans argue over this from time to time, I say it /ˈkæ.ɹə.mɛl/
>an american says "nitch"
incorrect, /niʃ/
>>75010524
/ˈsiːzəɹ/
>>75021609
fucking roasted

t. bay area californian

>>75010851
We speak correct English, unlike you spic mongrels.

>>75021638
>frind
Pretty good, except you forgot the E in friend.

>>75021638
Now say it faster

>>75021666
That was a quick recording, but I'm fairly sure I pronounced the E.

Are there any American terms you want me to say in a NZ accent?
>>75021718
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JawBDmdAYu
Just for you

>>75021404
How the fuck do you pronounce new zealand then

>>75021765
>American terms you want me to say in a NZ accent?
Well, this one's a classic way to identify Bostonians: "park the car in Harvard yard"
>>75021859
Neuhzillin would be my guess

>>75010377
but that is how you pronounce "celtic"

>>75021859
As it's written
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QZiRDwJA8m

>>75021893
For you Amerifriend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1noiC0ZH2eM

>>75010377
it is keltic you thick cunt

>>75020107
Soo and saw sound nothing alike

>>75021965
Thanks. Confirmed as Bostonian.