>be me (american) >love france unconditionally >never

>>74993593
(you)

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>>74993593

>74993593
>be french in the morning
>get shit on by everyone on the planet
>get particularly shit on by your """""greatest ally""""" everyday
>he believes every bad stereotypes
>try to ignore him

>be french in the afternoon
>see an abhorrent ouiaboo post
>he thinks the Années folles are still going on
>he unironically learn french
>he believe every "good" stereotypes
>try to ignore him

fuck you nigger

>>74993593
(You)

You can die happy now

>>74995932
Rude

Whenever I think of France I think of the "french ovens" we used to do as kids because that is literally the only thing I know about France. That and "french kissing" and maybe long stick bread? I don't know if stick bread came from France though.

What else does France do differently from other Euro nations, please teach me anons. Inform me to stop my ignorance or I will forever think the way I do.

>>74995932
I don't believe the stereotypes.

How come French girls don't make Let's Plays?

I'm learning French and wanted to watch French Let's Plays to improve but it's all guys.

When I learned German I did the same thing and there was a bunch of female German Let's Players.

>>74999316
French ovens are actually just dutch ovens named french ovens by a french company to distinguish them.
Baguettes are said to have been created by the bakers of Napoleon 1er for easier transport.
French kiss actually comes from Florence. Long ago we called them "florentine kiss".

>What else does France do differently from other Euro nations
we surrender more often and steal our art from the italians

>>74999575
>american
>not believing every stereotype
>have an actual realistic and objective view of France
lol no

>>74999644
why are you learning french

>>74999798

I read a lot

>>74999798
I've met people from France and they were way nicer than what the stereotype says.
most of the Germans i've met have been more like the French stereotype.

>>74999798
>why are you learning french
Not him but French is one of the main foreign languages we learn.

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>>74999680
kys analgayrian shitskin

Go watch your women being fucked by niggers

>>75000021
Would be more useful to learn Japanese or Chinese

>>75000118
I'm french but sorry if I've hurt your feelings

>>75000229
>i'm french
Nope you're a shitskin

>>75000268
ok whatever you say...

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>>75000310
We both know the truth, achmed

>>75000229
>Would be more useful to learn Japanese
It really wouldn't unless you're a weeb. Besides I'm from NE and we have a bunch of people from Quebec and go to Montreal to sample their whores.

>>75000400
La vérité c'est que je suis un vendéen 100% blanc et que ça fait 2 fois que tu me répond avec des images qui n'ont aucun rapport avec quoi que ce soit dans ce thread. Tu fais pitié gars.
C'est pas parce que je dis du mal de la France que je ne suis aps français. Faut apprendre à ouvrir les yeux de temps en temps et réaliser que la France n'est pas le beau pays dont on t'as parlé. Les américains n'ont pas vraiment tort dans toutes les conneries qu'ils disent sur nous...

Aussi te voiles pas la face, les françaises aussi se font volontairement baiser par ces nègres, c'est pas que les arabes

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>>74993593

>>75000624
>We surrender more often
>Open your eyes

Other french anon is right, you truly don't have your place here

>>75001254
Disprove it then, moron.
Our country is a literal failure when it comes to armed force.

>>75001584
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-listing.asp

It's that easy really

>>74999680
Give it back

>>75003132
No, and next we are taking your pizzas

>>75003245
Impossible, french are too parbleu for that

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>>75000624
The truth is that you're a self hating cuck, i don't care if you're white or not but this kind of behavior and thinking have no utility beside keeping us down

>>75003303
watch us
"La pizza est française".
it's ours now

>>75003303
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/2016/03/09/the-french-are-worlds-biggest-pizza-consumers/
that's because we invented it