Are you okay with Americans becoming citizens of your country?

eternally me: FUCK no

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No

Fuck Galoonald Schlumpf *sipping tea and rolling eyes gif*

1820 me: yeah sure
1835 me: FUCK NO

Only as long as they accept our culture and obey our laws.

They can, of course, keep their own culture, such as walking around with shoes on at home, eating barbequed meat off a newspaper, believing evolution is a sham, sharting themselves, keeping guns in the fridge, etc. in their own home. But when they go outside, they have to follow our customs. Take your shoes off when you go to someone's home and pop a few Pepto Bismols before you go to the mart.

>>74987321
as long as they don't speak

American accents are fucking painful to the ears

>>74987321
1900 me: yeah sure
1903 me: HELL naw

2002: oui
2003: non hon hon

Yes, as long as they don't bring their """""freedom"""""

>>74987321
>1770-1780
Yes, loyalists are welcome
>1781-1859
No, fuck off
>1860-1870
Yes, send your former slaves to Canada. We will give them free passage to Sierra Leone because it's the right thing to do
>1870-1913
No, fuck off
>1914-1918
Glad to take in Yanks that want to join the military and kill huns
>1919
No, fuck off
>1920-1933
No, fuck off, unless you are a liquor smuggler. Then you are welcome until American prohibition is repealed
>1934-1938
No, fuck off
>1939-1940
Glad to take in Yanks that want to join the military and kill Nazi huns
>1941-1961
No, fuck off
>1962-1973
Now accepting Vietnam draft dogers
>1974-2017
No, fuck off