Trudeau: Do you like American Psycho? Trump: It's...okay.

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Trudeau: Do you like American Psycho?

Trump: It's...okay.

Trudeau: Although originally polarizing to audiences and critics alike, it recieved a much deserved cult following when released on digital video disk, or DVD. There it found a second life, and really came into it's own, both commercially and artistically.

*Trudeau walks into the bathroom*

Trudeau: The movie works both as a grim examination of male vanity, while also maintaining a real genre thriller, justifying these total shifts by placing the audience inside the head of the duplicitous lead character. Christian Bale's dynamite preformance gives it a big boost.

*Trudeau returns to the den with an axe and raincoat*

Trudeau: The role almost went to Leo but nobody could have brought that certain pathos and charisma to it quite like Bale, a role he later recalled as a shade of Christopher Nolan's Batman pictures.

Trump: Hey...

Trudeau: Yes, Donald?

Trump: Why are there newspapers all over the place? Is that like, a Huey Lewis and the News joke or something? Haha....

Trudeau: No, Donald.

Trump: Hey, is that a raincoat?

Trudeau: Yes it is.

*Trudeau walks over to the television and turns it on*

Trudeau: In 2005, Lions Gate released this, the uncut version. I think it's an undisputed masterpiece. A movie so entertaining that most people probably don't listen to the message. But they should, because it's not just a great character study, but a sardonic metaphor for 1980 greed and materialism. Hey Donald!

*Trump looks back in pure terror*

Trudeau: AHHHH!

*Trudeau hits Trump in the head with an axe and blood splatters onto Trudeaus face*

Trudeau: TRY MESSING WITH THE CANADIAN DAIRY INDUSTRY NOW YOU STUPID BASTARD