Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>74970763
乙

>>74970763
乙
まろゆき、sage機能付けろ

>>74970763
おつ

>>74970956
unBased Peru

お支払い受け取りましたですか?

Have you received my payment?
Is this correct?

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いざ、出陣じゃ!

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>janny deletes /worried/ crew posts
>ignores spammer for literally 9 hours straight

>>74971157
>janny deletes /worried/ crew posts
good

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>>74971172
it is not good to ignore our worry, we must embrace it head on

いまチェックしてみたら荒らしは昨日の夜3:30からはじめている
ずっと起きてて荒らしてるとは思えないから自動の荒らしプログラムでも走らせて本人は寝てるんじゃないかな
botみたいなもんだろう

本来ならプロクシのコピペ荒らしの対策は4chan側がやるべきものだ
ユーザーに迷惑かけてるとしかいいようがない

荒らしをやったら自己嫌悪で鬱状態になって、ネットせずに3年寝混んじまうわあ

>>74971627
そのほうが正常

The bot spammer (and it is a bot, this guy obviously isn't manually copy pasting posts from previous thread) seems to get the jump on new threads fairly quickly, so I suspect he sets the bot to spam threads titled "Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド" automatically. Perhaps he is asleep and changing the name of the thread would stop the bot from identifying this thread everytime.

>>74972265
He adjusted his script to circumvent a filter setting while spamming last night. Not all the time, but he's observing what's going on.

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https://twitter.com/ayatop/status/864740389554499584
ミッフィーカフェのパンケーキ
kek

>>74972265
i had that thought but we'd probably have to make a new thread with no op or subject

>>74972911
It's worth a try, but someone do it and post link, I'm on my phone right now and I can't do it as handily as you upper-class pc bourgeoisie.

>>74973039
won't work
this has happened before and multiple people made threads. one of them avoided the spam for quite a while until the spammer noticed a bunch of japanese flags posting in one thread in japanese

he's actually doing this thread a favour by forcing everyone to filter these dumb namefags

>>74973118
I get that filtering namefags is good in general because fuck attention whores, but these threads are reaching bump limit way too fast so only a few non-filtered posts get in before it gets pruned.

Let's face it, it's a bot and he won't get sick of doing this, we need to bring this to /qa/, I think it's the best solution, and it worked when some autistic BRs wanted to have DJT on their /jp/ safe-space instead of using /int/'s DJT.

とうとう前スレがお亡くなりになりました、まだ若かったのに

あ、荒らし消えた?

やっときたか、おせーよ

>>74973631
だね。130くらいだったのが28になっててワロタ

>>74973636
ほんとにね。janitorは今まで一体何をやってたんだろうか。

まだいんのかーい

>>74973816
お前が死ねばみんなが幸せになる

>>74973118
Quit encouraging him, forcing everyone to filter namefags accomplishes nothing, people who wouldn't filter them anyways can just turn off the filter when the spammer isn't around.

今のところヨクキクDollchan用フィルター
https://pastebin.com/iQ1AHmQz

>>74971627
嫌われてもいいから目立ちたいってもう病気だよね。

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性技は必ず勝つ!

あらまあ

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BAGOON

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The hell goes on up here

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ban喰らった荒らしはいま使える串探しているはずだ

番号飛んでいるところを見るとまた来やがったのか

>>74974273
きのうの深夜3時からずっとだよ
そろそろ力尽きて寝るんじゃないか

通報!通報!

↓荒らしの先頭から通報するといいよ
>>74974219

>>74974192
>イギリスフレンチトーストピザ味
あのシリーズのパンかw

壁|д・)終わった?

>>74974531
終わった
前スレは荒らされたまま過去ログになったけど

>>74974531
until the guy finds a new proxy list yeah

>>74974616
では、さっそくいつもの雑談に戻りましょう!

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雨

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I'm tired of living in this shithole
Is Japan full?

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>>74974680
yes. we are full.

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>>74974644
昨日、ここで雪が降った

>>74974643
雑談もけっこうだけど粘着コピペ荒らし対策がね
Dollchanって英語のアプリみたいだしな

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>>74974827
またまた~そんな冗談にはひっかかりませんよ( ｀ー´)ノﾅｲﾅｲ

春が来てほしい

>>74974326
>きのうの深夜3時からずっとだよ
ということは、荒らしはかれこれ12時間スパミングしてたのか。よく続くよなと思う。

>>74974948
春は別れ(自殺)の季節

>>74974952
夕方もされてなかったっけ?気のせい?

>>74974971
寒い季節が自殺してくれたら喜ぶことです
夏さまを返せ

>>74974952
キャプチャしないといけないからbotではないらしいし

>>74975021
そうか君の国では冬が来るのか
僕は夏が消えてほしいよ

もうプロクシ復活してるw
いい加減寝ればいいのに

ｷﾀｧ━━━━━━(n‘A‘)η━━━━━━!!!!

>>74975053
日本の夏がひどいと聞いたことがあるから今度は見過ごしてあげる(Φ ω Φ)

またか
今度はスウェーデンのプロキシ使ってるし

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Dollchanで対象レス隠すように設定してあるから言われてみないとわからねえぜ

>>74975137
いい加減タヒねばいいのに*

>>74975467
キャプチャどうしてるんだろ

荒らしって何が楽しいんだろうな〜

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ジャニ太の居ないいまのうちに

>>74977199
implying you're not the spammer

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まだスパム削除されてないのかよ

>>74977584
4chanの削除人はやる気なしのうえに無能

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Tying to figure out how much it would cost to study Japanese in Tokyo for a year and a half.
>School Costs: ¥1,201,816.00
>Apartment Costs: ¥955,000.00
>Living Expenses: ¥572,386.36

Fug, that's like $34,000 AUD, taking 40% off my bank savings.

>>74977681
¥30,000 a month for living expenses?

>>74977796
Food, transport, drinks, meds etc

>>74977840
Seems like too little for Tokyo

>>74977840
Are you a college student or something?

>>74977692
給料ナシってこと?
それじゃなにもやってくれなくて当然

今日はホモスレかな?スウェーデン旗だらけ。

What's the difference between 言葉 and 単語?
Is「馬は必要でござる」a samurai's way of speaking(言葉)while「猫」is a word(単語)or am I mistaken?
Or to put that less awkwardly, I'm guessing 言葉 is the words an individual chooses to say, their vocabulary, while 単語 simply means "word(s)"?

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>>74977874
No, I've already graduated from an Australian uni almost 3 years ago, and since then I've been wagecucking. Buying an Australian house or unit would be incredible dumb in the current market so I plan to do something else with myself.
Wanting to learn Japanese is a thing that's been on my list for quite some time, but I work too much at the moment to do it, actually ends up cheaper to study overseas than do it here in Australia because Sydney rents are fucked.

>>74978068
ことば=word
単語=term

>>74978209
説明をありがとうございます

>>74978033
いや、trollスレです。

>>74978141
go anyway im sure it will help, all that 'immersion'

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>>74978141
>spending $34,000 to learn jap

bitch please I spent 1 hour a day studying for a year and passed N1, I hate japs too, but even they'll agree that my japanese is the best in this thread by a country mile

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>>74978376
>bitch please I spent 1 hour a day studying for a year
why

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>>74977681
>Apartment Costs: ¥955,000.00
>53,055 yen a month

I have no idea what kind of apartment you are planning to live at in Tokyo,
but I think it costs at least 80,000 yen a month, if gas, and water bills are included in apartment costs.
of course, it depends on the place and apartment though.

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How would you translate the highlighted sentence?
I'm especially interested in its second half/ Because this ども leaves me in a torpor. Got no clue how to express it in english.

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>>74978533
thai what was her name

>>74978490
>if gas, and water
if electric, gas, and water bills*

スレ圧縮終了〜

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What's the meaning of 歌でも歌ってろ here?

peru? PERU!?

>>74979017
Sing a song or something!!

>>74979508
That's a rather literal translation. Why would he say that though? Is that a way to say sweet dreams or something?

>>74979745
It's like saying "stay out of it" or "don't get involved."

>>74979815
Jesus christ. I thought he was talking to the guy. Fuck me, it's 1pm and I haven't sleep yet, guess I'm too tired to read shit.

>>74979912
>Fuck me
literally?

>>74980005
You wish. Too tired for that too, maybe later.

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>>74979745
確かに、雰囲気的には
sweet dreams ; 夢でもみてろ
なんだけど、直訳の
Sing a song or something!
も、文字通りとしか言いようがない
他に、どのような言い方があるかと言えば
Dancing! 踊っていろ
くらいかな?

異邦人
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R87Sx2LYy6M

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Is there any Japanese girls in this thread?

Please take my virginity, I am a lonely white male

>>74978141
>Buying an Australian house or unit would be incredible dumb in the current market so I plan to do something else with myself.
How is it smarter to blow 34k on what is essentially an extended holiday than to just leave it in your bank account, let alone actually invest it?

And if you haven't started learning Japanese already, it's even more of a waste of money. You will get the most out of overseas study when you're at least at an intermediate level.

yanks steal many katana

please return it (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
you yanks don't treat them good.

>>74980808
I'm using it to cut my foreskin
>>74980537
ladies first

次の英文を和訳してください
>What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
>I haven't paid $20 to have a potato on my face.

Is Japan's population going to collapse? Does the media there talk about the coming crisis?

参上!

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>>74980880
>being cut

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Americans

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Japanese

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Korean

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Korean

>>74980914
え?これトンチ?
先生!二行目の文章の意味がよく分かりません

>>74981384
>I haven't paid $20 to have a potato on my face
従って
>I have paid $20 to have a chick pea on my face
chickは女を表すスラング
peaとpeeは同音異義語
要するにしもねた

>>74980914
ひよこ豆とジャガイモの違いは何だ?
ワイの顔はジャガイモだが、そのために20ドル払う必要はない
Is your face like a potato?

>>74981598
日本の風俗では、顔面におしっこしてもらうのに
2万円程払うと思う

>>74981634
>Is your face like a potato?
失礼なことを言うんですね、ぱん2や

>>74981598
もしかしてpotatoはウンコか?

>>74980957
>Is Japan's population going to collapse?
at least it's true that the population of Japan has been decreased since 2005 and Japan is aging faster than other countries.

if I remember correctly, I heard on the news that the population of Japan is expected to become 80 million by 2065.

>>74981721
昔、イメクラで透明な便器に、おしっこするのを覗くオプションがあった
2000円くらいだった
更に、そのおしっこをお持ち帰りするサービスがあった

>>74981714
たかっ

>>74981834
なんだそれ

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>>74981721
今もある!
http://www.pero2.com/
来日のおりには、是非

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>>74981933
すまん、マルチレスをfilteringしていた
watch >>74981933

>>74982039
>>74981939
>みる・飲む・浴びる
浴びる!?

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>>74982061
pee shower
この手の風俗は、女の子のかわいさが売り

>>74981834
>おしっこをお持ち帰りするサービス
this is why Japanese males are seen as perverts by foreigners.

>>74982162
そう言えばさっき尿風呂に入ったやつがいたんだな
色が濃くてマジ気持ち悪かった

>>74982320
2 Girls 1 Cup

>>74981598
おーなるほど、そんな隠語があるのか!
先生あざーす!
今日も人前で使えない英語を一つ覚えました(////)

>>74982463
内容は知っているが見たことがない
それでいいと思うけどw

>>74982490
かえって上手い冗談言えるってすごーいと思われるんじゃない
モテるぞ

今日は初めて知った、虚ろの心の喜びを。

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A few weeks ago, I had an urge to chat with anonymous people on the internet. So I visited register-free chat sites.

All the user I matched were male and they asked me asl first, and right after I answered I'm male, they disconnected. Only one exception was a Scottish guy and he greeted me politely. He said he wanted to chat with girl so he said good bye to me though.

>>74982795
You are in the wrong chatrooms

>>74982795
とうに女のことを諦めてるここの男死と話し合おう

>>74982616
いやいや、そういうキャラじゃないので
無理です( ;´Д｀)
でもこういう英語ジョークのクイズは面白いね〜。

>>74971110
> お支払いお受け取りになりましたか?

>>74982824
Maybe. They were not sex-oriented sites though.

ところで、あなたは大学で歴史を専攻していて独学でプログラミングも習得している方ですか?

>>74982902
それもいいね。でもさぁ、みんな諦めることないと思うぜ。

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>>74982198
番組開始時の仮面ライダー1号 = 本郷猛の設定は、バイクに乗り風を受けてというものだった
仮面ライダー2号 = 一文字隼人を演じた佐々木剛は「俺は『風を受けて』とか、そういう受け身なのは好きじゃないんだよ!ここは一発、自分からやる!みたいなポーズか何かはないのか?」と言った
これを受け、『変態! トゥー』が生まれたという

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>>74982320
もっと、理解不能なのが
所謂「ケチャマン」と呼ばれる
生理の女の子のをクリニングする風俗
変態の道は険しい

パンツ屋気持ち悪すぎる

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>>74982463
ワイも見たい

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あいうえお

>>74982622
いつもfapしているだろ?

>>74983219
いや、ワイでもさすがにケチャマンはNG

>>74983047
>ところで、あなたは大学で歴史を専攻していて独学でプログラミングも習得している方ですか?
いいえ、僕はマイクロエレクトロニクスを専攻にしている人ですよ

>>74983047
あらら

>>74983133
あの道をそこまで通った人は何かひどいことがあったとしか思えない

>>74983271
aeiou

>>74983321
そんなキモいことばっか知ってるのがキモい。

>>74983331
そうですか。このスレッドって日本以外の国の人も結構いっぱいいますね。

同じ国旗でも違う複数の人がいる。ノルウェー然り。豪国然り。ゲルマン然り。

>>74983497
見分け出来るの?

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>>74983345
>>74983394
それで商売が成り立つの凄い
http://www.ho-kagogroup.com/
単に病んでいるだけではない、もっと深い闇があるな

>>74983677
書いてる内容でわかるじゃん。Koreabooのゲルマンとそれ以外のゲルマンはわかる。オージーも保守的なオージーと優しいオージーがいる。あと女の子のオージーも1人か2人いたし、リンパ腫を患ってるオージーもいた。

以前見かけたノルウェーの人は歴史専攻で独学でプログラミングしてる人だった。

>>74983729
ピンときた
ケチャマンとは
ケチャップ・マンコ
なるほどなるほど
私も全然使えない日本語を一つ覚えてしまいました

>>74983818
>女の子のオージーも1人か2人いた
ど、どうしてこんなことが知らなかった!

>>74983901
/int/に女性が多いよ。

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>>74983901
人は向こうからやってきてまた去っていくものだよ。そのうちまた女の子が来るんじゃないかな。

>>74983982
Sei meine Freundin, damit ich Deutsch lernen kann \( ´ 3 ` )/

>>74984092
独身でいいか

>>74984195
独身でいいかどうか、自分でもよくわからない。結婚生活を送るのが大変なエネルギーを要するのはなんとなく想像付くが。

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJOg-fgN_N4

>>74983901
女の子のオージーがいたらどうする? ナンパしてオフラインで会う?

>>74984340
ふざけてただけよ
そんなのあんまり興味がないな

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the misadventures of the last brown man alive in korea
SOON

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>>74984451

peru? i'm very WORRIED peru. peru we all warned you not to go to racist korea peru. if anything go to hong kong peru, there are lots of brown pajeets there peru. peru? i'm very WORRIED you will stalk cindy while you are there peru, and then you might do something crazy like jump off a skyscraper peru. peru? PERU? PERRRRRRUUUUUUUU?

>>74984257
相性がいい人が見つかればいいかな
ま、この半引きこもり生活では人とめったに会わないけどね

>>74984451
Peru? I thought I warned you about korea peru, you're doing it for Cindy, aren't you peru? I told you peru, you can't afford her peru, she needs a new louis vuitton handbag every day or else she won't love you any more peru.

Koreans hate brown people peru, I don't want to see you hurt peru, I worry enough already peru, PLEASE do not make me worry any more oh sweet peru mine child.

Peru?

>>74984726
俺の想像では英語国では人がより打ち解けやすいのでチャンスありそう。良い人が見つかるといいな。

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>>74983901
>全然使えない日本語を一つ覚えてしまいました
これで、あなたも変態に
>>74983982
このスレにも「英語女子」は多い

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>>74984092
D'où venons-nous ? Que sommes-nous ? Où allons-nous ?
我々はどこから来たのか 我々は何者か 我々はどこへ行くのか
カムイ伝

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>>74984451
I hope you visit Cindy

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>>74985864

>>74985707
>これで、あなたも変態に
やられたー

>>>/r9k/37100766

Sound familiar?

Amazonプライムで良かったドラマシリーズを公表します。

Bosch
The Man In The High Castle
The Night Manager
Hand of God
You Are Wanted
Hap And Leonard

>>74986818
>The Man In The High Castle
これ面白そう

ヤバイ、もうこんな時間か、皆おやすみ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsEvCaUxWZQ

>>74986962
おやすみ
have a sweet dream.

>>74986818
アマゾンズは?

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here we go again...

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またかよ
ワイのコテ、使うなってーの

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>the spammer showed up in this thread again and is spamming right now
Good grief...

体は剣で出来ている

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>>74984587
>>74985045
>>74985881
for some unknown reason I feel happy today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfPcGcUaAsg

>>74982795
Do you want to chat in English?

I have been using a site called "tri-chat.net". It's pretty good. Even the perverts are pretty funny.

>>74982795
>>74988981
But it's in Japanese, of course. I think English-language chat sites are full of scum.

so what is the spammers end game?

さすがにうざすぎる

I wonder if mods are blind or they let him spam on purpose

>>74991949
>>74991949
>>74991949
>>74991949
>>74991949
New thread

Gomenasai.

>>74991653
considering this is /int/ there's probably like one janny and since he doesn't see anything nsfw scrolling through the reported post list it takes a shitload of reports to make him come and see what's actually going on

>>74973952
Why do you use Dollchan and not 4chan X?

It's much better.

>>74992026
archived in under ten minutes?

janny has forsaken us

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>>74992421
>>74992388
Just keep [censored] it when it starts flooding again.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQHn_QS-1vg
サンドイッチを美味しく食べる事を競ってきた

>>74992393
dollchan can do one thing 4chan x can't, which is combine filters based on criteria, like filtering a post that has the f as the name but doesn't have his tripcode

it's a pretty undefeatable way to filter the spam but dollchan looks shitty otherwise so i hope that gets added to 4chan x

>>74992388
Well looks like making a thread with a big "JANNY HELP US" as image pic actually does help

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こんにちは、聞きたいことがあります
「計画通りに進みましょう」と「計画通りで進みましょう」とどっちは正しいですか

手伝ってくれればたくさんの顔文字をあげます、
もし良かったら百合画像をあげることもできます

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>>74993672
peru !

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>>74993672
3. Peru

>>74992227
yurusanai

>>74993703
計画通りに進”め”ましょう
かな
進めるは他動詞だよな

>>74993703
計画通りに進めましょうかな
顔文字くだちゃい( ´＿＿＿` )

>>74994214
ありがとうございます(´• ω •`)

>>74994273
ありがとう(´｡• ω •｡`)本当にσ(≧ε≦σ) 助かったよo(>ω<)o

進むと進めるを間違ってすごく恥ずかしかったけど(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
お兄たんは手伝ってくらたからもう大丈夫です(＾▽＾)

>>74993672
>our race
>our

>>74988981
> Do you want to chat in English?
I guess I do. Once I tried a chat site which my friend recommended me to visit. Luckily I met a normal person there and enjoyed chatting with the person.

I tried tri-chat.net. After encountering dozens of pussy seekers, I met a normal Japanese guy and normal Japanese woman and had a fun with them. Thanks for sharing the info.

肛門スレ

顔文字スレ! (´• ω •`)
>>74998084
肛門好きですか

>>74998084
肛門はホモ専用の領域

>>74998993
女の肛門を掘ることもあるよ
それだけでなく女に肛門を掘られるのが楽しそう

>>74999132
女性はうんこしないので肛門がないはず

>>74999679
肛門のないのなんて2次元の世界の女性に限るよ

>>74999679
うふふ…女の子はパンツの中にアナタの知らない秘密をたくさん隠しているのよ…(´・ω・｀)

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Japanese women are the most beautiful of all east Asian women and Japanese culture is by far the most interesting of any east Asian culture.

おはよう
金曜日だー!今日も仕事行きたくねええええ

ニンともカンとも、ニンニン

I'm creating a profile for an app for meeting people from other countries. Are the following sentences correct?
>Hobbies and interests: 日本語と日本文化の全てのこと、そして僕らの生活で起こること。
>People I'd like to talk to: 僕の生活にどう違うのとどう似るのを分かるやうに、日本で育てた僕の年頃の人々と友達になって欲しい。
>Language goals: 流暢になりたいけど、そのようにならなくたって、上達してもいいよ。

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>>75002518
戦争犯罪

>>75005198
Not really.

>>75005419
明日仕事だろもう寝ろよ…

I have a question for you lads:

I wanna buy this shirt from China, but apparently Asian sizes are smaller.

I normally wear size M shirts. What would that be in Asian sizing? L? XL?

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>It's another "living in Japan's country with a qt childhood friend who grows up to be your wife dream"

>>74993672
You forgot your leaf faggot

>>75005020
おはよううう、やっと金曜日だね〜(・ω・)ノ

>>75005198
僕の生活とどこが違うのか、どこが似ているかを分かるように
日本で生まれ育った僕と同じ年頃の人々と友達になりたい

ならなくても、上達したらいいよ。

おはようございます。

>>75005730
おはよーー
なぜか金曜って気分いいね
金曜の夜が一番好き、日曜の夜は月曜の朝並みに嫌いだわ〜

聞きたいことがあります
漫画で 「健康疲労時」 という語が出ましたが、
文脈のないさまで表示されてますし、ググってみても意味は不明です
「疲労時」は大体分かると思いますが、「健康疲労」は一体どんな疲労でしょうか

>>75006128
>金曜の夜が一番好き
分かる〜ワクワクするよね(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))<3

>>75005198

>Hobbies and interests: 日本語と日本の文化の全て。そして日常生活での出来事。
>People I'd like to talk to:
>流暢になりたいけど、例えそのようにならなくても、上達できればいい。

most of the sentences are grammatically correct, but sound odd to me.

sorry and no offence to you, but I have no idea what you want to say in the second sentence.
if possible, Can you write the second one in English?
it will help me correct your Japanese.

>>75006318
タモリ倶楽部見ながら酒飲むのも悪くないw
他の曜日より特別感があるよねwww

>>75006657
タモリ倶楽部面白いよね、最近見てないけど。
今日は大腸内視鏡検査の特集だってw
>>75006316
慢性疲労はよく聞く言葉だけど、健康疲労は聞いた事がないなぁ。

From Tobira:
これは日本の箸で、木でできている。
Should I understand the first で as connecting the two parts "These are Japanese chopsticks AND they are made of wood." ?

>>75007044
そうだ ね

>>75007278
あざーす

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If you live in a tent and spend all day walking, can you survive in Japan with about 30 dollars per day? Assuming a man in his early 20s, 190 cms and 120kg, needing between 3500 to 5000 kcal per day.

What's the laws regarding fishing in Japan? Can you fish from rivers without any special license?

I made the calculations and at the very minimum I think I could make do with 4.6K USD for 90 days in Japan, plane tickets from Copenhagen included.

>tfw no travel in the next 12 months after August anyway because conscription

>>75007745
Weebery is a public health crisis gee lad

>>75006893
また変な特集ww
内視鏡特集なら録画したかったのにw

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>>75007745
>4.6K USD
>for 90 days in Japan


kek

>>75007813
Not everyone that goes to Japan is a weeb you know. I just want to travel in Asia, never been there before.

This year I've been to the UK, Finland, Sweden, and Germany, and I'm going on a trip to the US next month. Last year was France, Germany as well, the UK as well, Denmark, and Sweden. I have never been east of Poland before unless you count Finland.

>>75007922
Living in tent and walking everywhere I go, supplementing diet with fish and whatever wild foods I'll read myself up on. Thinking of making the lowest budget trip I've ever went on.

>>75007949
Yea sure thing buddy

>>75006338
The "People I'd like to talk to" one? "Even if I don't become fluent, becoming better would still be ok".

>>75006338
Sorry, misread your post. "I'd like to talk to people of around my age who were raised in Japan so I could see how similar or different their lives are from mine".

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>>75008041

>>75008090
Hey man, this kind of app is as normie as it gets. You have to appeal to normies to get anywhere. Or would I be better off by saying "I want to meet a cute nihonjin girl so I can discuss anime with her and make her my waifu"?

>>75008565
Well it would be truthful

Why even do it if you don't speak Japanese?

>>75008657
> Why even do it if you don't speak Japanese?
That's the entire point of the app? It's not like the japs who are there to learn English are going to be fluent either.

>>75008961
That's the point? Really famm? Don't lie to yourselve

>>75009148
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say anymore. If I wanted to get some かわいい日本人女 to send me nudes (>implying such a thing could realistically happen in this universe), there are other ways to do so other than doing it on a language learning app where flirting is explicitly banned.

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>>75009325
>I'm creating a profile for an app for meeting people from other countries.
>he pretends his fantasy of meeting a nip and falling for each other isn't at the back of his mind

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>>75009449
m8 I can't even get a girl from my own country to fall for me, what makes you think I'm delusional enough to think I can get a nip to like me?

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>>75009449
>America isn't the one going muh dick for once

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>>75009663
>m8 I can't even get a girl from my own country to fall for me
but that's every weeb with the japenese waifu fantasy

>>75009715
やっ、止めて。痛いよ。

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>>75009841
don't worry, nips can't tell the difference in faces of other races, and well, you're white aren't you?

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*blocks your path*
what do you do?

>>75004449
>>75007922

Peru? are you there? peru? what are you laughing at peru? Peru what's so funny

peru I don't think you go to Korea peru

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>>75009944
>grab her by the hand
>proceed to take her to my hotel room
>she let's me do it just because I'm white

オージー英語ってコックニーに近くない?
あと母音のAをエイって言わなくてアイに聞こえる
気のせいかな?

>>75010007
remilia de mierda

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>>75010448
rate my gf

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would like to eat humbergers.

皇室を出て一般人になるのってめでたいことですか

>>75010514
her face looks old,and her body is flat
Is that girl you? I have no problems with dating you , we can enjoy a good time together

日本で生まれたかった

>>75010781
peru? are you considering dating japs now peru? Thats not good peru, japs are worse than koreans peru, and koreans are already shit peru, you should stay away from asia in general peru.

How many times do I have to tell you peru? Get a peruvian qt peru, latinas are so much better than asians in every regard peru, continue the hispanic race peru. Do it peru.

Peru?

>>75008041
sorry for the late reply.

>"I'd like to talk to people of around my age who were raised in Japan so I could see how similar or different their lives are from mine"

you can choose any of the following Japanese translations below.
日本で生まれ育った、僕と同じ年頃の人々と話がしたい。
そうすれば、僕の生活とどこが似ていてどこが違うのかが分かると思う。

僕の生活と似ている点や異なる点を知りたいので
日本で生まれ育った、僕と同じ年頃の人々と話がしたい。

僕の生活とどこが似ていてどこが違うのか知りたいので
日本で生まれ育った、僕と同じ年頃の人々と話がしたい。

思うたびに胸が分裂しそうになるほど日本で生まれたかった

もう無理だからここで死ぬことで我慢するわ

日本人になりすませてよかった

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>>75010781
hmm

>>75011153
コツを教えてよ

>>75011069
>税金高い
>福祉しょぼい
>言論の自由がなくなる
>政権与党はお友達のために税金無駄遣い、汚職まみれ
>権力の犬となったマスコミたち
>長時間労働
>とても先進国とは思えない賃金の低さ

どこがええねん

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>>75010885
I have no standards , any girl can take me at any moment
I wonder if there is a woman on the world that wants to do that

>>75011405
>I have no standards , any girl can take me at any moment
im sure the hamplanets would be quite taken with you peru

>>75011469
especially ur mum

>>75011227
日本が言うほどいい国でもないってのは同感だけど
お前の意見は左曲がりすぎんだよぱよぱよちん

>>75011648
>国民の貧困化を解決できない政府
>移民受け入れ検討
>汚職が蔓延した政府
>天皇の意向を無視した政治決着
>偏狭なグローバリスト

たぶん右で考えても駄目だと思う、つか右で考えれば考えるほど駄目になるよ
とはいえ今の政府は中道ですらも無いから、単なる経団連の犬であり、お友達への利益誘導団体

>>75011875
はいはい、巣に帰ってねうっとうしいから

なぜか日本ファーストじゃなくてアメリカファーストな首相
対米追随主義
ぶっちゃけこの2つだけで全て説明できる

いつもの政治厨と同時に荒らしが湧いたな
ちょうどいいわ

>>75011931
バカウヨちゃん論破されて涙目か
右左どちらからも嫌われて大変だなお前のボスは

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私はラウンドアバウトになるよ
言葉は、あなたを「出ない」ようにします
あなたはあなたの道を変える
それを朝の音で呼び出す
谷の中と外

音楽ダンスと歌う
彼らは子供たちを本当に鳴らします
私はその日をあなたの方法で過ごす
それを朝の音で呼び出す
谷の中と外

[コーラス]
湖の中とその周辺
山は空から出て、そこに立つ
私たちは1マイル以上そこにいて、あなたに会います
本当の夏が10回あり、笑っています。
私の愛の前に二十四
私はあなたと一緒にそこにいます

>>75012219

kawaii

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どうやら荒らしくんが起きだしたようだね

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Can anyone translate what 治 says here?

Did the spammer change from massive spam posts to copying old posts?

how come mods don't notice what's going on in this thread?
otherwise, are they ignoring the spammer on purpose?
anyway, if they delete the spams and ban him, I will say "thank you" to them from the bottom of my heart.

>>75013052
yeah…

>>75013046
>アア、せくまいせくまい
せく:急く

I won't be in hurry (? my english is poor)

>>75013052
yes, as a result, it got more difficult for us to filter him and his spams

>>75013046
"治" is the character who tells the story below.

スレたてます
I'll make new

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>>75013171
This catches them for now

>>75013262
よろしく

もうちょい待て、荒らし除いて今297くらい

ごめんサブジェクト間違えた

>>75013285
>>75013285
>>75013285

>>75013297
昨日もそう言って結局荒らしのレス消されなかったのに
まーーーだそんなこと言ってんの?アホじゃね

プロクシの上、他人のコテハン使ってコピペ連投
永久BANに値する

>>75013262
新しいOP画像はジャニたんに気付いて貰いやすい文章入りだと嬉しいかも
彼等が寝てたら意味ないかもだけど

>>75013377
ここの管理甘すぎだよな
チョンもタイゴキもペルゴキも在日もブサヨも全員永久BANすれば大分マシになるのに

>>75013446
すべてひろゆきが悪いw

>>75013284
thanks, but namefags' posts are filtered as well as his spams if I do it.

tb h

そうだ ね

>>75013519
namefags don't contribute anything special to the thread

>>75013519
You can turn off the filters when the spammer isn't around and the namefags will likely also have different flags

>>75013519
他のコテハンは国旗見て判断出来るけど
米国旗の理香ちゃんは可哀想すぎる

いまだにトリップつけない奴が悪い

こいつまた12時間粘るつもりかw

ツール走らせるだけだから寝てる間に爆撃出来るだろ

キャプチャも自動でできるのか