>tfw not american >tfw never love the 2nd ammendment >tfw

when life give you lemons you make lemonade

DESU

>>74969035
>tfw fellow hardcore ameriboo

>>74969035
>tfw never play high school football
>tfw never befriend Tyrone on the basketball team and Juan on the soccer team
>tfw never drink alcohol out of red solo cups
>tfw never date cute german-irish-italian mutt girl
>tfw never go to coachelle or warped tour
>tfw never watch legod ruin the golden state warriors live
>tfw never attend a blue mountain state-ish college party
>tfw never join a frat and befriend Chad and Bradley on the lacross team
>tfw never live in a nice suburban town in arizona

ffs i wish i was American

>>74969035
If you ever migrate here, don't move to dixieland or yankeeland, move to northwest america instead. i have seen both and they are filled with normalfags

These feels are reserved for chads really, don't worry.

>>74969035
>tfw never go on a yellow school bus
What do you use?

>>74969316
drive or walk

>>74969352
what do people in the country use?

>>74969035
being american sucks
2nd amendment is outdated garbage only supported by hicks
junk food is why we're so fat and needs to be regulated
school busses are shit due to lack of funding to education
pledge is literally nazi-tier propoganda
college is far too expensive, it should be free
our votes don't matter
>>74969131
football is dumb, you already enjoy the superior football
racial tensions means you cant be friends with other races
yeah, waiting until you're 21 to drink is so cool
nice fantasy
music festivals would be cool if marijuana was legalized
basketball is dumb, you already enjoy football
college parties are shit
frats are shit
arizona is a shit conservashit state, you could have at least said a good state like cali

>>74969368
ye olde penny farthing

>>74969368

The uk doesnt have a lot of wildlife and shit. We dont have state run bus systems. Most people walk/car/train on their own

>>74969131

This is truly the best feel, but you forgot endless summer road trips with nights you will never remember and friends you will never forget

>tfw road trip from san francisco to los angeles to nevada

>tfw don't remember anything because nights ended black out drunk

god i love this country.

>>74969408
>We dont have state run bus systems
Weird. I think ours are run by the school districts themselves but I guess it would be different in the UK

>tfw when you can go out at night without having the fear that you get shot in an urban area
>tfw when the police won't shoot you for no reason
>tfw when I pay 100 € per year for university
>tfw when I can go to the hospital for free
>tfw when no capital punishment
>tfw when not having the largest prison population per capita in the world
>tfw when teachers in high school are chill as fuck and won't beat you
>tfw when being able to buy food in the supermarket which is not genetically modified or filled with chemistry
>tfw when no Bilionaire as president
>tfw when 7 political parties who have an actual chance of winning an election exist and some even have completly different political views than the ruling ones

Nah, I think I will stay here

>>74969517
no one cares

>>74969517
>tfw when the police won't shoot you for no reason
Weak ass police smdh

>>74969571
I didn't want to brag, your welcome in Europe why don't you move here, heck everyone can move here and if you're an American it's even more easy :3?
>>74969586
still all western European countries have a lower murder rate per capita then the US desu

>>74969730
>still all western European countries have a lower murder rate per capita then the US desu
Apples and oranges

>>74969730
The differences between West Europe and America disappear the moment you subtract the naggers.

>>74969517

Never been to austria but germany is a shithole and you're mini-germany therefore you are also a shithole. Checkmate.

>>74969746
You mean in terms of demographics, ethnicities,gun ownership rate...,economic ineqaulity?
>>74969776
What about the Italian Mob, the Albanian Mafia...? Crime generally is a bigger problem there

>>74970019
>the Italian Mob
Tbf the Italian Mob is still a problem in Europe

>>74970442
not as big as in the USA desu

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>>74969370

>>74970949
It's not the 1920s anymore

>my county has net median pay of $130,000
>europoors making 30k euro
>60k euro for a doctor in europe is considered much
>even a fucking librarian here makes that amount
>we still have niggers skewing our stats

man, Europe must really be shit

>>74971249

yeah if I had to move elsewhere It'd be australia, they make money and don't live in mouse traps like half of europeans. Plus they know what a clothes dryer is.