Today is the Norwegian constitution day! The biggest celebration

Cucks.

How's weather in Oslo?

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>>74946057
Happy anniversary.

>>74946057
>over 100k poles in Norway

conquest soon

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>>74946097

Cloudy but mild. Where are you?

>>74946343
Fet commune. Wanted to go, but now feeling a bit lazy.

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>>74946343
Ostfold, Sarpsborg. Stuck inside studying for algorithms and datastructures exam. Enjoy norway-day!

Russ er degenerert fåvæ

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>>74947302
brev sotnos rus fåvæ

>>74946418
>Fet commune
>Fet
haha

thank you for my big tittied babyfaced redhead girlfriend

Best wishes from your friends in New Zealand :D

>>74946097
>>74946343
>>74946492
>>74946418
>snakker engelsk
Heng dere.

>>74947426
>on an English tea-artisan forum
>Not speaking English

>>74947453
Du er på /int/ din gjok.

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>>74947453
>17 mai
>er på en engelsk forum
>snakker engelsk

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>>74947453
dra tilbake til r/norge din jævla jode

>>74947536
>>74947565
Dumme froskespammere

>>74946098
Thank you Poland. I love you.

>>74947373
Thank you Hungary. I love you.

>>74947402
Thank you New Zealand. I love you.

>>74946088
Fuck off

>childrens parade
very adorable!

>russ girls
very degenerate!

greetings from your HDI brother

Smarte froskepostere

>>74946057
I'm currently visiting Oslo any suggestions on where I should go?

Have a nice day Norwegian folks :^)

Norway is a great ally with similar constitutional values, one of the few allies I would fight for.

>>74946057
Happy constitution day! Be sure to cherish and respect it every single day.

>>74949182
Ut av Oslo.

>>74949192
Takker.

>>74950161
Best ally.

>>74950301
Takker.

happy anniversary!!

Enjoy you constitution day !

I'll swing by Bergen one day and get a fresh

B A C A L H A U.

>no trucks mowing down kids
today was a good day

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>>74947796

Thanks! Cheers HDI m8

kamelåsåsåsåså

17. may was very sad for me. I had no friends to spend my day with, so it was very lonely. I've watched some anime today.

>>74946057
Norway?

LMAO, MORE LIKE SNOREWAY

MOST BORING COUNTRY IN EUROPE!

>>74957306

rude..

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>>74946057
it's ironic that they celebrate leaving the union with Denmark, considering they were forced into a union with Sweden instead shortly after that.

>>74946057
Happy anniversary, Norway! You are our best neighbour.

Congratulations.

*claps*

>>74957742
It's the constitution, not leaving Sweden. Having our own constitution probably helped secure the idea of Norway as something unique, and maybe it gave us more freedom under Sweden. But I don't know just speculating

Saw someone carrying a Norwegian sign as he walked in London today, was a bit confused about it, but I guess it makes sense now. Prick should fuck off back to Norway if he likes it so much.

>>74958089
Leaving Denmark I mean

>>74958012
My grandmother is from Finland - I love you guys, too!
I wish you'd speak Scandinavian, though.

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>>74957742
we celebrate our own constitution, which the swedish king acknowledged

we actually have a statue of him, cause he started building the foundation of the royal palace

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>>74958162
so basically, Sweden founded not only Finland, but also Norway

>>74958154
Most of us can at least somewhat understand you. There's pretty much no use for swedish anymore as everyone speaks english.

>>74958297
oh wow, the insecurity

>>74958162
>we celebrate our own constitution, which the swedish king acknowledged

what the fuck are you talking about you stupid fuck.

Get the fuck out of Norway you swedish asshole

>>74957742
>things swedish assholes will never understand

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Can you fags at least post some Norwegian qts in traditional Norwegian dresses? Pic related my girlfriend. Just kidding.

Imo they're the most beautiful traditional dresses in the world.

>>74958097
I meant Norwegian flag, no idea why I wrote sign desu.

>>74958508
but he did, norway did manage to deal some damage to the swedes when the war went on and he accepted peace on the terms that the countries would join into a union as two equal kingdoms (for fucks sake, it was called "sweden-norway", not just "sweden") with the swedish king stepping in as king in norway instead of the danish pretender and on the term that norway would keep its constitution/ have their own seperate government. so, norway did its own thing when it came to domestic affairs but sweden took care of foreign policies when they were needed

>>74958655
off course the swedish king had to acknowledge it or else total war would have broken out

>>74958737
>total war
but there was total war.

and Sweden won.

>>74958737
the swedish king even let us keep our flag, with the little untion symbol in the corner

breddy nice of him desu

also worth mentioning that the palace wasn't built by a native swede but one of the french generals that the swedes made their king

>>74958886
>one of the french generals that the swedes made their king
funny fact: he never bothered learning Swedish during his lifetime

>>74958787
not sure whick year we are talking about here now. Are we talking about 1814 when there was starving blockade of Norway done by the allies of the Napoleon war, when Norway wanted independence from Denmark but instead Norway was splitted apart and norwegian land was given to both Denmark and Sweden?

Or are we talking about 1905 when there was full scale war threat, and Swedens ally Germany guaranteed back up of Sweden if there became a war?

>>74958886
>breddy nice of him desu

It wasn't nice. The swedish harassment police squad which constantly harassed norwegian women because they were norwegian. Of course it had to end like it did in 1905, norwegians were fed up

>>74959246
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish%E2%80%93Norwegian_War_(1814)

>>74959402
t. norwegian kang

>>74959477
Yeah.. Why did you swedes have a special police unit which only purpose was to beat up, harass and be total assholes to norwegian women?

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>>74958614

>>74960103
wtf this isn't what Skam taught me about Norwegian girls!

happy birthday norwegia

>>74960204
What is the drinking age in Norway? Everyone in Skam is going to bars at the first year of high school so they are like 16?

>>74960103
Nice!

>>74960777
18 but a lot of underage teenagers drink here, like portrayed in Skam

>>74961472
But how do they all get into bars?
Here bars get shut down if they do that.

>>74961539
There were bar scenes in Skam?

>>74960204
>>74960777
>>74961472
>>74961596
What is Skam? Is it a television show with lots of qt Norwegian girls?

>>74961596
Yes
>>74961633
And yes

>>74961633
Teen drama TV show set in our capital that shows the daily life of teenagers in a high school. It's very popular.

>>74961691
What episode? Either way, I do not know.

>norgay
no such thing, rightfull swedish and danish clay

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>>74961633
Best girl
>>74961760
Some in the first season.

>>74946057
>Constitution day
My condolences.

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>>74958614

Norway seems nice but also very expensive to visit

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>>74962161
also this if it counts

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>>74946057

happy birthday

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>>74946057
Happy constitution day.
Thank you for giving us black metal and a real life meme like Varg.
I always wanted to die in a Norwegian forest and leave my bones there.

https://youtu.be/NQCjsohPmkk

>>74962508
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas will forever be my favorite album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkFNgikfTIQ

You just can't get this shit these days.

>>74962878
Agree. One of the best albums. I also like Gorgoroth

https://youtu.be/mxDiKSHqBIc

>>74961765
tfw we got a bigger army than them now
they are welcome to try and get it

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Ibsen and one of the most underrated instances of WWII

wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_heavy_water_sabotage

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I wish Happy constitution day for West Sweden, and thank you from the depths of my heart for the invention of cheese slicer, a massive contribution to mankind.

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>>74964230
Do you own a cheese slicer, Hellasanon?

>>74964230
eastern iceland*

eastern faroese islands is also acceptable

>>74946057
are lots of norwegian babies being made today?

>>74961633
>>74961863
>>74961691

NO
FUCK OFF
SKAM IS A DISGRACE

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Gutaa

Happy independence day boys. I'm glad you got away from Stockholm rule.

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>>74969229
Ja sikkert

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Happy birthday from Hawaii

Bump. Hungover...

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norway is cool. take this varg